Ricky Martin Is Hell's Ambassador
And you thought you were a shoo-in for the position, but Ricky Martin beat your evil ass to it. You better forward your resume to the ambassador's office in purgatory instead.
Over the weekend, Ricky Martin rocked out with his gay out in a major way at the opening of his Music, Soul and Sex world tour in San Juan, Puerto Rico, and not everybody was licking up the glitter that he was spreading. Wanda Colon Rolon, a religious crazy type who hates gays even though she's got Top Chef lesbian hair, gathered up her followers and protested in front of the venue where Ricky was performing. Wanda chanted that since all of Ricky's Puerto Rico shows are sold out, the entire island will be she banging with Satan in the underworld! Wanda then went wild in a Facebook rant that threatens all of us with a good time. Seriously, Megan Phelps better turn up the crazed hate, because Wanda's broom is catching up to her.
This weekend Puerto Rico receives a man saved and brought from hell to the light, Nicky Cruz, while another one pretends to drag us all to hell. RM [Ricky Martin] has been proclaimed its ambassador (hell's, that is). Puerto Rico wake up, everyone praise the lord. This is the island of the Lamb. Alert God.
The island of the lamb? Excuse you, Wanda, but until I see the lamb queen herself Mimi frolicking through the island of Puerto Rico, I beg to differ!
And my feelings about Wanda's words are best expressed through this GIF of my spirit animal and hussynator Dionne Warwick throwing a walk-by shank eye and finger point on Celebrity Apprentice last night:
Wanda is really going to act like Ricky's nipples aren't burning the peroxide off the tips of her Kate Gosselin mop? Bitch is lying. Alert who's ever in charge of punishing liars!
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Sounds and looks like Heaven to me!
Oh, please. I'm not some huge fan of his, but I'd rather see someone in their true element rather than pretending to be something they're not. I hated the squeaky-clean 'ladies' man' Ricky Martin, because it was SUCH an obvious front.
ETA: He does look GREAT! I always knew he was too good-looking to be straight. lol
"Alert God"?????
I think he already knows about Ricky Martin....lolol
Speaking of Megan Phelps, you would not believe how many idiots on Gawker - that hotbed of political correctness - said they found Megan Phelps hot.
EXCUSE ME? Even if she looked like Megan FOX, she'd still be an unbelievably UGLY person. How can you find someone attractive if they believe the shit she spews?
Top pic...Holy GAY!
Submitted by daisy100 on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:36pm.
DWM,
How old is your Guiness?
He's 10 months. He is SUCH a baby.
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Hell is full of Puerto Rican power bottoms?!
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gay or not, Ricky is so damn fine!!!!
oh and i unfortunately watched "celebrity apprentice" and saw when dionne threw that point and shade on nene...i enjoyed it tremedously as the execution was flawless...but dionne is a lazy bitch...
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let me get this straight...hell is paved with pretty men with washboard abs gyrating around with tight pants and no shirts on?
does hell take a post dated check cuz i would like to purchase a one way first class ticket to hell please...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
If hell looks like this, I wanna be there.
My first thought is to drop that woman in the middle of El Yunque during a hurricane or lock her up in the dungeon of El Morro for the nastiness she preaches. Anyone following a guidebook on how to handle homosexuality written by Anne Heche's mom is loooooooooo-co.
On-topic: If all the gays are going to hell, then SHIT I hope I'm on the list as well!
Off-topic: I have never watched those Real Housewives shows because the 20 seconds I've seen of them actually drains the smart out of my brain. BUT...I LOVE me some NeNe. She seems so real and down to earth. I saw her talk about Star Jones on Joy Behar and it was hysterical. I can't wait for the NeNe/Star face-off.
shake ya bons bons!!! wuuupa!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Ding_Dong on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:06pm.
But Dionne was such a terrible person to have on CA. She did no work, and just sat around and bitched the whole time!
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LOL!! YES! Yeah, most of the time she was slow (cashier), cranky (always complaining about something), and out of gas grandma until someone made her mad. She really didn't have anything to offer but a few, albeit, good soundbite moments. She seemed pretty apathetic except when it called for being confrontational over dumb shit.
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And THIS ^ is exactly why I'm going to miss Dionne! She had so much potential to spice things up, and now she's gone and we'll never know what might have been. Dionne as Project Manager would have provided Joel McHale on "The Soup" with an entire episode of soundbites. I guess I'll just have to console myself by throwing "I got your number, husseh" at my co-workers.
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Submitted by Ding_Dong on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:06pm.
But Dionne was such a terrible person to have on CA. She did no work, and just sat around and bitched the whole time!
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LOL!! YES! Yeah, most of the time she was slow (cashier), cranky (always complaining about something), and out of gas grandma until someone made her mad. She really didn't have anything to offer but a few, albeit, good soundbite moments. She seemed pretty apathetic except when it called for being confrontational over dumb shit.
I'm glad the old witch is gone, though it would've been interesting to watch her as project manager. But she was a big ass bore most of the time. NeNe disappointed me with her lack of attitude towards her. I'm waiting for the Star/NeNe face off - I hope that doesn't disappoint.
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Dionne did NOT ask "permission". She said she was going, and that was that! What was NeNe supposed to say? No? ">
Well, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr, Dionne and me all say "Yes! That's what she should have said!"
Unfortunately NeNe and LaToya both came off weak last night and are probably going to fall 1-2.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 9:21pm.
Yeah!! :) *gettin' slanderin' shoes on*
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:45pm.
I try to steer away from religion and politics on this here site, but it's possible to be good, liberal Catholic, yet still condemn the church's bad acts and hypocrisy.
In fact, the number of arch, orthodox Roman Catholics in the US today is relatively small, in my wildly unscientific assessment. Even the supposedly orthodox practitioners bend the rules all the time. More guilt for everyone, I guess. :)
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You're absolutely right regarding the number of arch, orthodox Catholics dwindling. And the overwhelming number of Catholics I know are good, kind loving people who don't deserve the shit thrown at them.
What really pisses me off is that the same people who throw shit at Catholics don't have the balls to voice their crappy, stereotyped over-generalizations about religion towards Muslims and Jews. As far as I'm concerned, if you're going to believe all the bad about religion, then at least slander them equally.
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Holy shit, he is still fine as fuck after all these years
For Christ's sake....He was hunkering down with 12 unmarried men for years.....LIKE HIS Daddy don't know??? It appears the "Raptured" are going to be disappointed. I've got all gay's putting sweaters on all the best front row seats to save for the butt pirates....except, we could use Liza here....she certainly is "spry".....and The Burton's won't come out of their room....hall is filled with empty's of Christale... Love Blache Hudson
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I hate these holier that you people! Who made her the boss of PR to claim it is an "island of the lamb"? Lady, take care of your ownself and leave the rest of us alone!
Team NeNe all the way! Dionne did NOT ask "permission". She said she was going, and that was that! What was NeNe supposed to say? No? And open herself up to all kinds of abuse?
Finally - loved that scene by the elevator because NeNe knew she dissed a DIVA. The show is going to lose a lot for me with Lady Warwick gone. Who didn't believe Dionne said "I'm going to my room if you guys are going to do the editing and get some rest" and NeNe say "Oh, OK". Then NeNe playing such a "she never asked me" to Dionne's face in the boardroom.
Of course she's going to get the finger and side-eye!
Ahhhh. I love cranky old cunts like Dionne xD
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I want that gif for my avie. (if nobody else snatches it up) Dionne is the Queen of Cunts!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:45pm.
I try to steer away from religion and politics on this here site, but it's possible to be good, liberal Catholic, yet still condemn the church's bad acts and hypocrisy.
In fact, the number of arch, orthodox Roman Catholics in the US today is relatively small, in my wildly unscientific assessment. Even the supposedly orthodox practitioners bend the rules all the time. More guilt for everyone, I guess. :)
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:36pm.
You know, with all the exposures about gay priests or priests who molest boys, I don't think the Catholic church can credibly attack homosexuality anymore.
I don't know how ANY religion can credibly attack it anymore. Doesn't the bible preach a bunch of shit about loving thy neighbor and leaving judgment up to god? Tax-exempt hypocrites.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:31pm.
Don't worry Ricky...two Hail Marys and a couple of Our Fathers and you'll be able to go to Heaven.
You know, with all the exposures about gay priests or priests who molest boys, I don't think the Catholic church can credibly attack homosexuality anymore.
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Right? There was a story a month or two about a Catholic priest who tried to hire a HIT MAN to kill his molestation victim so he could not testify against him.
Hmmm. If religion WORKED, wouldn't a priest be able to PRAY HARD enough and that boy would just spontaneously combust? Hmmmmmm?
Don't worry Ricky. You shake that bon-bon and live that vida loca. Faaaa-bbbbbb-uuuuu-lous!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:31pm.
Don't worry Ricky...two Hail Marys and a couple of Our Fathers and you'll be able to go to Heaven.
You know, with all the exposures about gay priests or priests who molest boys, I don't think the Catholic church can credibly attack homosexuality anymore.
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
Don't worry Ricky...two Hail Marys' and a couple of Our Fathers and you'll be able to go to Heaven.
Frankly, if somebody called me "Hell's ambassador", I'd be fucking flattered. Say thank you, Ricky! Coming from this shitheel, it's a compliment!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:04pm.
My God loves the little gay lambs too.
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Ricky....eh next.
But Dionne was such a terrible person to have on CA. She did no work, and just sat around and bitched the whole time!
My God loves the little gay lambs too.
Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:29pm.
"ALERT GOD", LMMFAO! Isn't your God omnipresent and omniscient, bitch? I don't think he needs to be alerted about anything!
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Well...it's just sometimes he needs a little nudge with the Bat Signal.
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Fucking LOL. This reminds me of a revolting story, a friend of mine was cremated - his wish - and the family, who is very religious (and equally stupid) was approached by their priest or whatever who said their son was in the limbo for not being "properly buried". To fix it, he needed a DONATION so that God would be able to find him and take him to heaven. So I'm at his funeral, and after the mother finished this story, I say "But isn't your God omniscient?" "What?" "I mean, isn't he all-knowing?" And the poor woman answers, GET THIS: "That's what I said to our priest! But he said the ritual was still necessary because sometimes God is just too busy".
TOO BUSY. FUCK. What kind of lousy ass God is that?! I immediately thought "But isn't he also supposed to be omnipotent?! How the fuck does an all powerful being ever gets BUSY?" but my other friends just looked at me in absolute despair so I would STFU and end the whole conversation.
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This is what I HATE about organized religion. God is all-knowing, and never "too busy". The fact that that shit came out of a priest's mouth makes me want to stomp his church down. WTF? God doesn't even need or want rituals. This is why I could never be Catholic.
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He wasn't a catholic priest, he was from one of those evangelical neo-bullshit churches, one of those who promise to fucking fix your life as long as you keep giving them money. Truth to be told, Catholics don't really pressure their followers to give the Church money, and usually only ask for contributions when the person is getting married, baptized, etc. And if said person is poor, they usually don't charge anything. Feel free to hate Catholicism because of their blatant misogyny, homophobia, racism and their pedophile priests and nuns, though!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
I don't know which God this Wanda chick worships, but mine is loving and doesn't need alerts from peroxided freaks.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:29pm.
"ALERT GOD", LMMFAO! Isn't your God omnipresent and omniscient, bitch? I don't think he needs to be alerted about anything!
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TOO BUSY. FUCK. What kind of lousy ass God is that?! I immediately thought "But isn't he also supposed to be omnipotent?! How the fuck does an all powerful being ever gets BUSY?" but my other friends just looked at me in absolute despair so I would STFU and end the whole conversation.
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GOD is not too busy and He is omnipresent and omniscient! what is fucked, is church clergy screwing people out of money, peace of mind and genuine Christ love. nothing that priest said about $$$ needed to help God find the deceased son is in the Bible & Jesus would be appalled. sorry your friend went through that.
Oh, this bitch is just jealous because she hasn't been done properly. Fucking fail.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:34pm.
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Too busy unless you grease his palm a little?
Well that's a lovely spiritual image!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:29pm.
"ALERT GOD", LMMFAO! Isn't your God omnipresent and omniscient, bitch? I don't think he needs to be alerted about anything!
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Well...it's just sometimes he needs a little nudge with the Bat Signal.
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Fucking LOL. This reminds me of a revolting story, a friend of mine was cremated - his wish - and the family, who is very religious (and equally stupid) was approached by their priest or whatever who said their son was in the limbo for not being "properly buried". To fix it, he needed a DONATION so that God would be able to find him and take him to heaven. So I'm at his funeral, and after the mother finished this story, I say "But isn't your God omniscient?" "What?" "I mean, isn't he all-knowing?" And the poor woman answers, GET THIS: "That's what I said to our priest! But he said the ritual was still necessary because sometimes God is just too busy".
TOO BUSY. FUCK. What kind of lousy ass God is that?! I immediately thought "But isn't he also supposed to be omnipotent?! How the fuck does an all powerful being ever gets BUSY?" but my other friends just looked at me in absolute despair so I would STFU and end the whole conversation.
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This is what I HATE about organized religion. God is all-knowing, and never "too busy". The fact that that shit came out of a priest's mouth makes me want to stomp his church down. WTF? God doesn't even need or want rituals. This is why I could never be Catholic.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:29pm.
"ALERT GOD", LMMFAO! Isn't your God omnipresent and omniscient, bitch? I don't think he needs to be alerted about anything!
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Well...it's just sometimes he needs a little nudge with the Bat Signal.
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Fucking LOL. This reminds me of a revolting story, a friend of mine who died recently was cremated - his wish - and the family, who is very religious (and equally stupid) was approached by their priest or whatever who said their son was in the limbo for not being "properly buried". To fix it, he needed a DONATION so that God would be able to find him and take him to heaven. So I'm at his funeral, and after the mother finished this story, I say "But isn't your God omniscient?" "What?" "I mean, isn't he all-knowing?" And the poor woman answers, GET THIS: "That's what I said to our priest! But he said the ritual was still necessary because sometimes God is just too busy".
TOO BUSY. FUCK. What kind of lousy ass God is that?! I immediately thought "But isn't he also supposed to be omnipotent?! How the fuck does an all powerful being ever gets BUSY?" but my other friends just looked at me in absolute despair so I would STFU and end the whole conversation.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
DWM,
How old is your Guiness?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 6:29pm.
"ALERT GOD", LMMFAO! Isn't your God omnipresent and omniscient, bitch? I don't think he needs to be alerted about anything!
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Well...it's just sometimes he needs a little nudge with the Bat Signal.
♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
Is this woman blind? A gay guy's cheesy concert is the least of Puerto Rico's problems.
"ALERT GOD", LMMFAO! Isn't your God omnipresent and omniscient, bitch? I don't think he needs to be alerted about anything!
That said, step away from the hair gel and the electric socket, you look like a blond Sonic The Hedgehog.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
LOL @ the GIF - calling NeNe a coward! NeNe was like a puppy around her. Dayum.
AS for this La Ricky (lol) mess and hell, the Phelps group is a hate group. Best way to take a hate group's power away is to not pay attention to them. Sadly, they're great at garnering attention.
The island of the lamb? Excuse you, Wanda, but until I see the lamb queen herself Mimi frolicking through the island of Puerto Rico, I beg to differ!
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I am in full agreement with this differing.
PS...she said: You a coward. LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
Is Star Jones's new book (-------> bar to the right) joining Ricky? It is called Satan's Sisters...
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SOLID GOLD!!!!
Ricky better back off.. everyone knows I am the ambassador to Hell and if he fucks with my pension I'm gonna cut a bitch.
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