Monday, March 28th 2011
QOTD: Jake Loves Wii And Whitney
Reese Witherspoon made the WRONG decision. That dumb dumb married that Jim Toth dude when she could've stayed with a man who loves nothing more than to play Wii tennis while bouncing his knees and flicking his wrists to "I Wanna Dance With Somebody." THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES, Reese, while reading what you could've witnessed every single night. Make her weep, Jake:
“I don’t do karaoke or play Rock Band or Guitar Hero but I do play a little Wii Tennis while listening to Whitney Houston. I can’t play Wii Tennis without listening to Whitney Houston actually. I might mention that to Duncan (Source Code director Duncan Jones) as an idea for a movie because that’s right up our alley! I really just do it for myself. It’s just an incredible thing to exercise but for it to become like a meditative thing rather than just working out is amazing and that’s how it is for me.”
Jakey and I have something in common. I too like to pretend I'm handling white balls in the middle of my living room while listening to "Heartbreak Hotel" (the Crack is Whack remix) at full blast. And yeah, I totally call it meditative exercise too.
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those are tight gay shorts but i dont see any cock bulge.
im dissapointed, i thought jakey poo was packing a mean piece of sausage to slap and cock tease the whores who make panty pudding when they see him.
i mean .... not even big balls to do tea bags... sighhhhhhhhhhhh
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Gay or straight, he's fucking annoying,
Gay or straight, he's fucking annoying,
I still don't think he's gay. I've always had the sex feelings for him, but after I saw Love and Other Drugs...goddamn. I would fuck him so hard he'd call me Ennis DelMar.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
I ran out in early part of Jan 10 looking for a Wii with all the trimmings to lose weight.
It's still in the box.
Never used it.
Jakey and his gay shorts.
In Dana Carvey, Bush Sr voice, "Not gonna do it for me"
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If those are not gay and homosexual-like admissions then I don't know what is!
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Those are not the most flattering pictures. Wii tennis and Whitney Houston? Wow. Okay.
homo say whhaaa
Love those shorts. I just want to bend him over my knees, and spank him. Hard. And.......um, what???????
uh huh, Jake. whatever you say.
if Lorne Michaels ever wants to make a Ambiguously Gay Duo movie, JG would be perfect.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 1:08pm.
peen sizes all over the world:
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/the-rice-bowl/peni...
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innteresting.
is that Joran VanderSloot in your avvie?
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well, that reminds me the amazing Evelyn Thomas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6uVXJ3x2Sk
PS-- Love the shorts (?)
OH MY....(delivered in a George Takei voice)
Come on Jakey-your banging at the door on that closet....come on down!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
hahahahaha that's more like it!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Jack, I have to fess up, I'd distract him with the cookies while I hit it hard..
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
LOL sucky...
hoffer - you ain't got to lie!! you'd hit it while eating cookies!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 1:19pm.
sucky - her amber waves of succulent fat are no doubt seasoned by the Gods.
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olloo. Verily, a plump fruit fallen off the most golden and graceful tree!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I just find him adorable. don't know if I wanna sex him up or bring him in for cookies.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 1:18pm.
Sucky! That pic makes me hope I develop cancer just so I can request an audience with her!
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olollololoolLO!OL!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
thanks, guest... that's pretty sad. He just wants her big ass to cook him a meal, damn.
sucky - her amber waves of succulent fat are no doubt seasoned by the Gods.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
I think about exercise when I meditate. Doesn't that count for something?
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Yeah, Fuck it.
He's such a cute little fella. Who wouldnt want to watch him jumping around his living room in gym teacher pants?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 1:01pm.
who the hell is barefoot contessa??
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she's beautiful
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Sucky! That pic makes me hope I develop cancer just so I can request an audience with her!
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 1:08pm.
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he was also into Tina Turner.
By any means, he's not gay.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 1:01pm.
who the hell is barefoot contessa??
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she's beautiful
http://clashofthetitans.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/obese.jpg
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
And here's MK's post.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/41330
"not so fast tom ryan..."
thanks weezy, guest, spicey and IG.... not sure why the kid wants to meet her fat ass but it's his dream... God bless em...
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
He was The Hotness in Donnie Darko. But the more I see of him (and hear from him) the more dweeby he becomes to me. I don't even think he's hot anymore, his face is Muppet-y. Merp :/
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 1:01pm.
who the hell is barefoot contessa??
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She's the one on the left.
http://www.glaswegian.info/images/Fat-women-in-bikinis.jpg
peen sizes all over the world:
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/the-rice-bowl/peni...
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Submitted by Jana on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 12:44pm.
Whitney Houston!? GAY MUCH?
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my dad, a straight man as they come
Yeah, uh huh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CajJyuk3P_w
Jack...Ina Garten...Food Network. While you were gone last week.
http://m.tmz.com/article_head.ftl?id=http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/28/baref...
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 1:01pm.
who the hell is barefoot contessa??
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She is some fancy fat chef from the Food Network with a fondness for denim blouses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8j4_GYPr1M
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 1:01pm.
who the hell is barefoot contessa??
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Ina Garten. Last week there was a story that she kept putting off a little boy with terminal cancer, claiming she was too busy to meet him. I think it was one of those days you were hanging out with your daughter.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 12:47pm.
Straight boy who likes to cock-tease. I'm now convinced that Jake likes to show a little leg to the fellas while tossing a couple of bi-curious winks their way when he needs some attention.
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A while back, at least six months, there was a blind item about an A list star who is straight, but likes to go to gay neighborhoods and hit up the bars. When someone asked him why, he said it was to keep people guessing and keep his name in the tabloids.
who the hell is barefoot contessa??
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
I've seen more masculine poses in the Sears catalog.
Barefoot Contessa has alot of nerve huh? What a rolly polly bitch!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
His outfit is giving me all sorts of Olivia Newton-John fever in "Let's Get Physical" and I think we all know what happened to the fatties in that video.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 12:44pm.
Whitney Houston!? GAY MUCH?
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my dad, a straight man as they come, loved Whitney and in fact bought me her first self entitled album, ''Whiteny''. lol.
But when he first heard Micheal Jackson on the radio station, he asked ''who is this woman singing?''
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I saw this on Kimmel. He was joking.
OTOH, I do agree with swarm-of-locusts:
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 12:47pm.
Straight boy who likes to cock-tease. I'm now convinced that Jake likes to show a little leg to the fellas while tossing a couple of bi-curious winks their way when he needs some attention.
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He listens to Whitney while playing Nintendo? I think he just outed himself right then and there.
I'm not defending his taste in music, but I think those pics are from his appearance in the Vampire Weekend video.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 12:50pm.
Per TMZ: 'Barefoot Contessa' AGREES to See Make-A-Wish Kid
LOL - sorry for the hijack, I just couldn't stop laughing.
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Doesn't matter that she agrees now. The damage has been done.
Amazing how after getting bad press she's all of a sudden got "time" to got see this dying child, but hasn't managed to free up a fucking afternoon in two years?
Nope, she's still a cunt.
I wanna feel the HEAT with somebodayyyyyy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3giaIzONA
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
*rushes to TMZ* Hope Enzo tells her thxs but no thxs...he's swimming with the dolphins now.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
so unattractive
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Whitney Houston!!!
LOL this is as much as coming out statement as we are going to get for the time being.
I can just picture him slow-dancing to this one with another closet case on the DL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewxmv2tyeRs
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"I am not like anyone. I am ME!" - Elizabeth Taylor, Butterfield 8
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Per TMZ: 'Barefoot Contessa' AGREES to See Make-A-Wish Kid
LOL - sorry for the hijack, I just couldn't stop laughing.
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