Katy Perry's Mom Does Not Approve Of This
If you're a skilled brow reader who happens to be in front of Mary Perry Hudson when she sees this picture of her daughter's tits, you will most likely read her eyebrows screaming the following rant: "Cover those breasts in the name of JESUS! I got your number, hussy, and it's 666!" Katy Perry's evangelical preacher mother is shopping around a book proposal and in it she writes about how she's not exactly praising her daughter's Candy Land harlot wear and song lyrics.
Katy sometimes talks about her Christian upbringing, but those who care will get every single detail about it if her mother's book ever gets published. Page Six got a hold of the full proposal going around to publishers and in it, Mary Perry compares herself to Billy Ray Cyrus (because his child has "risen to fame and live contrary to her parents' beliefs") and writes that she hopes her daughter morphs into "a Kathryn Kuhlman type of healer."
But it's Mary Perry's pearl-clutching response to Katy's tits that bothers me the most. Mary Perry needs to take a class at the Catholic catechism class I attended as a child, because we were taught that chichis are heaven's mountains and cleavage is a side smile for Jesus. Or maybe I remember it differently since I was usually drunk on communion wine. But that's not the point. The point is what is Mary Perry talking about here?
"Katy stepped out from behind the changing doors in a tiny risqué costume. No mother wants to see the top of her daughter's boobs . . . My first instinct was to order her back behind those doors and demand she put something else on . . . However, I had no problem letting my eyebrows say what I wouldn't allow my mouth to utter."
And Mary Perry also no problem writing about it in a book for some extra money that I'm sure she'll use to start the Christian Moms Against Pop Star Cleavage foundation.
But we all know how this story ends. Mary Perry will try to expunge Katy Perry's dark-sided perverseness by putting her on house arrest. Then Mary Perry will smack her head on a passing car in the street and meet sex saint Ray-Ray. You know how the rest goes. I hope Johnny Knoxville is firing up his jizz head as I type this.
And here's Katy's man husband Russell Brand looking like a Cher wax figure at the L.A. premiere of HOP with Hugh Laurie and The Hoff.
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true fan would accept a talented person katey perry is hot but everyone has their right time ..
russell brand and katey perry marraige is a sham that dude is queer,a fudge packer, butt pirate forever weiner eater--why try fool the fans people are outed everyday guess russell is ashamed i guess
katy perry: Your see through straps are KILLING ME!!! your putting those things on mandatory overtime!!
Russel Brand: Do you in fact have the major hotts for hugh laurie? B/c your creepy ass smile in thumbnail numero cinco is scaring the shit out of me.
That being said will both of you please PLEASE just go the fuck AWAY already!!
Gross gross gross. No way in hell is he in his mid thirties. And she looks totally "special" in the first picture. These people are just weird and I don't like them at all. I want to hate them and take it back and do it again so I can do it twice.
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 4:42pm.
The whole thing about RBrand being a big time womanizer has to be an urban myth. Other than Katy, who has he been with?
Oh, he was fucking a different drunken bar girl or two week after week in the UK for years. A couple of them were B-talents like Katy but most of 'em were just drunk and willing. Troll through the older Brit tabloids online and you can find hundreds of shots of him stumbling about at 1 am with some harlot.
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 4:42pm.
The whole thing about RBrand being a big time womanizer has to be an urban myth. Other than Katy, who has he been with? I want names. He is beyond repulsive.
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I've been wondering about this too for a while...not saying he's a complete liar but he might have 'talked it up' a bit..I guess it creates an interesting public persona.
but anyway, apparently there's no religion which keeps you from trying to make money off of your own children. That's morality for you
Isn't her holier than thou Mom cashing in with a book deal? The religious ones are always the biggest assholes. That's a fact.
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"However, I had no problem letting my eyebrows say what I wouldn't allow my mouth to utter."
Surprised MK didn't make her HSOTD with that sort of sessy eyebrow dirty talk.
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The whole thing about RBrand being a big time womanizer has to be an urban myth. Other than Katy, who has he been with? I want names. He is beyond repulsive.
This reminds me of the time I dressed as Paris Hilton for Halloween and my mom said I looked like a "kurva" (Croatian term for whore).
With Katy's mother the way she is, no wonder Katy turned into a sexed up attention whore.
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Ugh, she looks like a drunk Betty Boop
Russel Brand looks like a darker cousin of Rocky Dennis. Like if Cher and Sam Elliot's characters had a kid with the same disease.
ALl you sluts claiming Mimi looks like a pig need to add THIS trick to the same pile!
And at least Mimi is knocked up with twins...
what is HER excuse?!
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 2:18pm.
HAHAHA yes Russell is grody! And YES she DOES remind me of Miss Piggy!! Too funny!
Well, I think we all know now why she is as annoying as she is. But shhhhh...I really like the song Firework. :\
Pretty Vacant.
She makes me think of The Specials' song "Blank Expression".
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Does Katy remind anyone else of Miss Piggy?
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 11:51am.
There's something freakishly feminine about him. Maybe it's his lips?
Maybe his Britishness? :)
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I was going to go with vagina but those two things might also be it.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 11:51am.
There's something freakishly feminine about him. Maybe it's his lips?
Maybe his Britishness? :)
I watched most of Brand's opening monologue on SNL over the weekend. He made one surreal, goofy joke about tight trousers and the rest was crap. He got painfully unfunny when he tried to ad-lib.
I wouldn't either. It fits her like shit. Oh, and nice way to drum up business for his film.
Russell Brand is so grody. D:
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Submitted by tonicbitch
So she's complaining about her daughter's famewhoring ways, but is writing a famewhoring book? Yeah Okay is about right.
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LMAO - Exactly!
It makes sense. A repressed Christian girl finally grows up and wants to get back at her Mom for aridiculous upbringing, so does everything to spite her religious zealot of a mother. I bet she married that non-passing tranny Brand to spite her mother too.
On another note, my abuelita even rocks the chichis. Fuck off Mary Hairy Perry.
Lucifer Sam, I agree. She is not pretty, and her bod is not that great.
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 12:39pm.
I find lanky guys attractive, but the lower half of Russell's face is way too Rocky Dennis for me. yuck
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Rocky Dennis... thats it! That's been bugging me since I first saw this guy, there was something wacky about his face and Mask face nails it. Bawahaaaa!
Thank you, I can get on with my life now. lol
Religion in general - Gag.
Evangelical religion in particular - Gag.
Brand and Perry - Gag.
Big boobs - Gag.
Mom shopping around a tell-on to ride daughter's fame coattails - Supergag.
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Her voice drives me up the wall, and she seems to think she's so funny. I read somewhere that she said she used to pray for big boobs as a child. Should have been praying for talent, although she seems to be doing quite well without it.
I find lanky guys attractive, but the lower half of Russell's face is way too Rocky Dennis for me. yuck
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 11:51am.
Mr. Hekki made me watch that "Get Him to Greek" movie this weekend and while it made me LOL (especially P. Diddy!) I was repulsed by Russell's girliness.
There's something freakishly feminine about him. Maybe it's his lips? And definitely his legs. I dunno. It made me uncomfortable
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Also his voice is extremely feminine. Over the weekend I probably heard and/or saw commercials for HOP about 100 times, and Russell's voice sounds just like a woman's in them. I mean I SERIOUSLY thought it was a female speaking the first couple times I heard the commercial on the tv (I was in the other room) until I realized it was Russell.
Why are people so fascinated with tits? There are really not that interesting or inventive. In fact, they really get in the way sometimes!!
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"No mother wants to see the top of her daughter's boobs . . . "
ok..but what about your husband? self centered bitch.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
hey, famewhore apples never fall far from the tree.
His face looks different and weirder. Makeup or what? Anybody else notice a total lack of bulge in his tight fitting hipster pants?
Ew, Russell Brand has totally grey roots.
It must take MAJOR mom issues to induce one to copulate with, and marry, Russell Brand.
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Grasping for fame is not the problem here. It's that her daughter chooses to put her breasts and legs out there EVERY single time. I doubt she has a problem with her gaining fame or celebrity, she just doesn't like how she's doing it. I'd also be disappointed if I were her mom, Christian upbringing or not. People don't have to be nearly naked all the time. I don't know when the last time was that I saw a picture of this girl wearing a shirt that didn't directly show her breasts or wasn't see through. On a side note, can she stop with the fake jet black hair sometime? It's a bit harsh with all the make up she also cakes on, maybe her blonde hair would balance it out.
I just pray the two of them NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, reproduce.
Her mom is writing a book? Oy...I see that grasping for fame isn't just a trait her daughter has.
I actually liked Katy for a split second before she became well known...I liked her song "Ur so gay". THEN...she went all candyland and started getting her tits out. UGH...can't stand her now.
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Mr. Hekki made me watch that "Get Him to Greek" movie this weekend and while it made me LOL (especially P. Diddy!) I was repulsed by Russell's girliness.
There's something freakishly feminine about him. Maybe it's his lips? And definitely his legs. I dunno. It made me uncomfortable.
(And also, we were supposed to believe that there were three women who'd fuck Jonah Hill? Bitch, please!)
So she's complaining about her daughter's famewhoring ways, but is writing a famewhoring book? Yeah Okay is about right.
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sagging race between Katy's tits and her record sales. i'm going with the latter.
What anybody finds attractive in this talentless asshole is beyond me.
Her tits are good, but paired with her general homeliness, untoned body, soccer-momness, lack of personality, lack of talent, annoyingness.... even the tits can't save the day.
If that last photo isn't a savage juxtaposition, I don't know what is.
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I wouldn't go writing a damn book about it, but if I raised my kid to be a modest, normal person and then she turned into a real life blowup doll who made her living entirely off of her tits, I might be disappointed too.
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