Prince Hot Ginge Is About To Tame The North Pole
Prince Hot Ginge is about to put the Arctic through a greater test than global warming when the fiery halo of hot follicles on his head floats over the North Pole in a couple of weeks with the Walking with the Wounded team. The 200-mile expedition is to raise awareness and funds for service men and women who were severely injured while fighting in battle. The winds of the Arctic are pretty much pre-orgasming right now, because they're about to get the heat of a ginge on their wisps.
In the May issue of GQ UK, PHG along with Private Jaco van Gass and Captain Guy Disney (no relation to Mickey Mouse), talk about how they are going to get shit done even though experts give them a 40 to 50 percent chance of completing their mission.
Royal Patron Prince Harry, who is joining the other eight men on the ice for up to a week, said in a message of support: "This extraordinary expedition will raise awareness of the debt that this country owes to those it sends off to fight - only for them to return wounded and scarred, physically and emotionally. The debt extends beyond immediate medical care and short-term rehabilitation. These men and women have given so much. We must recognise their sacrifice, be thankful, so far as we can ever repay them for it."During the exclusive photoshoot, Prince Harry commented: "Can I do most of my training wearing this thing in bed?" while examining one of the team's weight vests - used primarily to strengthen upper-body hauling muscles. When it comes to having his photograph taken by David Bailey for the cover, his Royal Highness jokes "Well, so long as I can have one for the dartboard at home, I'm happy to oblige."
Inge Solhiem, the expedition's Polar Guide, adds "Harry's training has been going very well: he has the right attitude. I'm sure Harry has healthy concerns about the dangers - as he should. You have no idea how different the pole is from everything else on the planet. The old Norwegian explorers called it the "devil's dance floor". It is unpredictable. Deadly. If you're not paying attention it will just slap you… You can walk ten miles in one day, pitch your tent overnight, and the ice will have drifted you back eleven miles in the opposite direction."
"The devil's dance floor" is also glory hole nickname for my around-the-corner privates. If you're not paying attention, it will slap you! But you know, Prince Hot Ginge and the rest of the team should not be concerned! Since he's PHG, the penguins will hover around him like an egg, the polar bears will zip off their fur coats for him to wear, Santa Claus' drunk ass will warm his insides with spiced absinthe and Snow Miser will entertain him with song. How do I know all of this? Well, you can ask me when you see me on a London street corner with my ass out and a sign that reads "North Hole Pole Here" hanging over it.
And yes, I'm blogging this from a Kinko's while waiting for this cover to print on a cotton body pillow case.
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The older he gets, the more he starts to resemble Phillip.
Wait till he hits 30 and his Mountbatten genes sneak up on him.
Is it true she has a stake in British Petroleum as well? Heard that somewhere. As rich as she is, she should pay for her own stuff and give the taxpayers a break. If she cared, ha!
Submitted by boston61 on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 11:20pm
Not to mention the Queen gets 60m a year from taxpayers. Factor in that, the estate, jewels and what have you that's been passed down over the years, and the fact that she doesn't spend a dime of her money, of course she's one of the richest people in the world. I wonder how much interest she collects on her wealth.
They got/get it, Miss Boston61, from:
1) Their probable ownership of controlling interest shares in the Bank of England(issued around 1693)and probably indirectly ditto for the Federal Reserve Bank of New York (issued in 1914). Needless to say, this has resulted in untold riches as the uK and US governments have borrowed trillions from both 'banks' ever since to finance the endless wars that have followed their creation.
2) Opium trade in the 16th and 17th century.
The queen is something like one of the 10 richest people on the planet. WTF did they get all that money? God knows none of them have ever worked a day in their lives.
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These assholes should be kicked out into the streets and their stolen loot confiscated and returned to their rightful owners in other lands. Come to think of it, that goes for most of what is Britain--a country made with the the stolen riches from other lands!
Submitted by Koopa on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 11:24am
Didn't read that in the papers. Good on them. Plastering the wedding on everything day in and day out might have worked for Diana, but it's a different time now (and a different bride).
WOW...he looks so much like his Dad in that photo.
y'know...Captain Hewitt?
Regardless, what this family represents is pure evil. I know they have been defanged in the UK. Rule over other people by birth is pure evil.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 4:14pm
Isn't not joining the army a refusal to not go to war? Why join the army if you don't ever want to go to war?
Yikes! He's definitely one of those that only looks good from certain angels and in certain light/colors. Not hot in that picture.
As for the trek, why do rich people always make it about charities. I'm sure he's been wanting to do this for a long time and he thought slap a reason on it and Gran will let me do it. Because I can't see how his ass going to the North Pole has anything to do with Veterans. It's not like the "wounded" can "walk" with him to the pole.
It would be hilarious if this was all an elaborate anti monarchist plot and they were secretly organising to leave the dumbass piece of entitlement up there.
Press conference on their return:
You know those polar bears are big fuckers.
The ice just drifted.
It was only a week but we were starving and he did volunteer to be eaten first.
Once that bull seal mounted him we knew we would never see his freckled smiley face again.
"Well, you can ask me when you see me on a London street corner with my ass out and a sign that reads NORTH [HOLE] POLE HERE hanging over it."
Oh MK, that's the SOUTH POLE. The NORTH POLE is your mouf.
I think the royal family could cough up a few million to help the wounded soldiers. I like Harry. He seems unpretentious and is good looking. I don't think he has the royal puke airs like Queen Elizabeth and that odious Prince Philip. I do like Prince Charles, so maybe his influence passed down to Harry.
I have a solution to prevent injured soldiers: STOP MAKING USELESS WARS AND STOP INVADING COUNTRIES. There, easy. Fuck the warmongers and give soldiers the right to refuse to go to war.
And this goes to ALL the warmonger countries in the world.
I don't find the little prince particularly handsome, but he does look good in this cover.
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There is something sexy about him. He is way hotter than his brother.
...eight men on the ice for up to a week...
This DOES sound a little homo if you ask me.
Panty Pudding indeedy!
GQ has been a well-known homosexual magazine for decades!
Hot red heads, my fav subject. Josh Homme (ginger Elvis) all the way!
Submitted by orangebella on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 1:33pm.
He is the hottest ginge ever. Im not going to lie, I skipped the article and I have been staring at his picture. Yum!
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Your avie has a hot redhead, Michael C. Hall! (too bad he likes to change women like he changes socks, lol)
I don't usually see good-looking red-heads in real life, but when I DO?
*pounce*
and Julianne Moore could GET it!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 1:24pm.
Yes to both of your examples of hot redheaded sluts. Amy Adams is another one who looks great as a redhead. WonderWoman, love Louis CK, too. I just saw his special on netflix and laughed my friggin' ass off.
if PHG really cared about broken soldiers, he'd organize a mob to seize Tony Fucking Blair and Chimpy Fucking Bush and drop them both handcuffed into the middle of Baghdad.
He is the hottest ginge ever. Im not going to lie, I skipped the article and I have been staring at his picture. Yum!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 1:24pm.
I think red hair is lovely. heck, I WISH I had red hair...I just tried Garnier's "Intense Auburn" but sadly, it didn't work out too well...its just a weird shade of brown now. Tilda Swinton is my favorite redhead ;) Isla Fisher and Debra Messing pull the red off really well too, but I'm not sure if they're naturally brunettes.
The saddest thing ever was when Blohan bleached out her gorgeous red hair. Okay, maybe more like the third saddest thing...after her coke binges and kleptomania.
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ah boston61. Words of a genius. finding someone sexy is PERSONAL taste, you fucking douche.
I personally find Harry to be hot as hell.
Julianne Moore- GORGEOUS.
Lindsay Lohan (as a redhead) beautiful.
Karen Elson (model)- gorgeous.
There. 3 examples of redheads who I personally find to be sexy. So don't speak for everyone. especially here, where no one ever agrees with you.
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Submitted by boston61 on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 1:15pm.
Can a red head be sexy? NO. Nothing is more revolting than pasty white freckly skin with red pubes.
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seeing your from boston, im guessing you must see that chit alot up there...BUT for me..you can ship those freckled mofo's down here....YUMMY!!!!!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
I agree that PHG is a cutie, but that gap between his front teeth is distracting. He needs to get that fixed.
Come at me bitch!
Can a red head be sexy? NO. Nothing is more revolting than pasty white freckly skin with red pubes. Gross.
HOT.
@ Anonymouse73 :
it sounds fun and exhilarating. It is not like he is going there alone. I think people pay something like 15k to go on some of these expeditions. So yeah - in that sense, it is kind of glam.
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You know that one is hung like a donkey.
And all that hair, yuck. Plus the smell... *gags*
I didn't think he could get better looking. I was wrong. He is HOT!
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Submitted by agirl on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 12:28pm.
True, but you don't want to tax yourself while on vac--doing charitable work.
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
Oh he's just going on a camping trip, yall. I don't think Prince Ginge is gay but I do anticipate some experimentation will be going on in their tents. Look at that short one in the middle. He's so ready. OW!
Submitted by agirl on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 12:28pm.
@Rusty - well giving a bj to a pygmy would be easier than giving one to...
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@Rusty - well giving a bj to a pygmy would be easier than giving one to...
1. I don't want to give a DIME to "awareness". I'm AWARE of ovarian cancer and autism and shell-shocked and maimed veterans. Let's raise money to FIX that shit.
2. This sounds like an awfully dangerous expedition. Aw, I guess it's what young men like to do - risk their necks.
no one tell MK that penguins live in the South Pole...
you're a giver. now give me a cabana boy & a drink with an umbrella!
Submitted by agirl on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 12:18pm.
who will be in charge of blowjobs? (well, someone had to ask!) May I send you my resume?
hahahaha. Team motto: Blowjobs for Pygmies.©
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
CandyPerfumeGirl> Really? Freezing your ass off sounds fun and "glam" to you? O.....k....
@Vegaschick, who will be in charge of blowjobs? (well, someone had to ask!)
May I send you my resume?
If you like historical/adventure type non-fiction, "The Lost Men" by Kelly Tyler-Lewis, about Shackleton's doomed expedition to cross Antartica is a great read.
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Submitted by vegaschick on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 12:09pm.
See that's the difference between the D-List bloggers and the rest of the world. The unenlightened hordes will scoff at our selflessness and undying need to put others first, but dammit we're givers!!!!!
If we don't spend months getting drunk and laying on a beach to bring awarenness to the pygmies, then who the hell else is gonna do it?
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that's why i'll sponsor you...you're a giver. now give me a cabana boy & a drink with an umbrella!
Submitted by vegaschick on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 11:00am.
@shopaholic:
I still call BS on the whole thing. Sounds like him and his buddies found a convenient way to have others bankroll their trip.
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maybe so, but i'd still pay to go to on that trek! and, i'll sponsor your tour of Caribbean beaches!!! damn, worthy cause, you got there! ;)
See that's the difference between the D-List bloggers and the rest of the world. The unenlightened hordes will scoff at our selflessness and undying need to put others first, but dammit we're givers!!!!!
If we don't spend months getting drunk and laying on a beach to bring awarenness to the pygmies, then who the hell else is gonna do it?
In the words of patron saint of Beverly Hills, Camille Grammer: "Giving is what makes me who I am".
I agree on the trek though, Harry and that kid on the right are hotties, I'd happily tag along as well.