Lohan: "It's A Name Of Integrity"
Michael Lohan, seen here with runner-up for Miss Downriver Trash 2010 Bombshell McGee, is making a sad face over White Oprah's claims that their daughters Lindsay and Ali are going to take a Magic Eraser to their last names. White Oprah violently humped on delusion when she said that Lindsay is a one name star like Beyonce and no longer needs the Lohan name. White Oprah also said that she's going to start using her maiden name Sullivan, because the name "Lohan" is TAINTED! Notice how White Oprah is taking zero responsibility for helping to cover the Lohan name with seven layers of fuckery and coke saliva. Anyway, this was a direct swift kick to the swollen asshole on Michael's soul and so of course he let out his feelings to his therapists at the New York Daily News.
"It's a real shame Dina would make up this kind of story.
From the time she came out to California, she's tried to put a wedge between Lindsay and me. Every time she comes around, she tries to put a wedge, and it's only harmful to Lindsay and the children. This family needs therapy."
I'm proud of the Lohan name. It's a name of integrity. We all had very successful jobs on Wall Street. My father was an unbelievable provider. My sisters are pillars of the community. There's not a blemish in my family outside of me."
Well, when the blemish is a cutaneous abscess that has fully infected every letter of the name, I'd say that's a pretty big blemish. You know, the Lohans should start fresh and all change their last names together. It will be a major family bonding experience. Since most of us use the phrase "is the fucking worst" to describe the Lohans, they can use that! Lindsay Isthefuckingworst. Has a nice ring to it. She can say it's Austrian. Fancy!
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I've heard everyone who randomly HAS the last name Lohan are collectively retiring it for good!
all thanks to the biggest douche since Buttafuoco, Michael Lohan!
These two are like moths to a flame when cameras are around. Worthless shitbags.
Why pick Sullivan...so she can fuck up that name too?
Who gets a tattoo on their face???
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
She's LiLo and will always be LiLo! She's famous only for being infamous.
This is the most disturbing picture I have aver looked at TWO NOBODYS.. Why would anyone want to take a picture of those two jackanapes? I would sooner take a bathe in rotten mayonnaise than touch either of those people..ugh. I think I am going to go look at pictures of Hitler now to try and forget how repulsive these two are.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
For some reason she reminds me of Katy Perry...
Sometimes I suspect the abbreviation LOL to be used lightly, but in this particular case I really did LOL. "A name of integrity", how does he come up with it? Worldwide people with the last name Lohan have been contemplating a name change or suicide and this guy still thinks he's from prime breed.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I'm too sloshed to read the post or the comments, but sincerely, how can a tattoo artist be famous or even mildly relevant? Because my friend Eddie sometimes The Edster downtown would really like to know this.
And forehead tats are like the dopest shit right after defecating into open eager mouths.
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scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Who's the bigger trash?
This woman is really unfortunate, and right on with LaChaylo that she's living a neo-Nazi Ed Hardy nightmare.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
As long as he isn't posting shirtless pictures of himself either! That shit still gives me the horribles!
Whatever. As long as he never wears that fishnet navy blue shirt again.
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people from Long Island are always not right
What a coincidence, when I think of the Lohans I think of taints, too. Maybe because they're so close to assholes which are full of shit and they're also close to nuts. Assholes full of shit and nuts. Oh wait, that's tainted, not taints. Fuck it, it still fits.
"It's a name of integrity"...who does he think he is, Henry Ford? The abject narcissism of this family never fails to astonish me.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by grounder on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 4:02pm.
"This whole family needs therapy."
Translation: "Someone give us a reality show."
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TOO. TRUE!
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Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 9:41pm.
"I have never see Lohan or McGee."
Oh, crap, now I see my English mistake. Really, I've been speaking it for years now. *writing self reprimand*
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
I'm not sure there are therapists who could help these people. Remember when people used to be sent into exile?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 9:26pm.
"I have never see Lohan or McGee."
BWAHAHA
Neither have I - and I never want to!
Would someone please shoot those two "Parents"?
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 9:26pm.
(We are srsly OFT but can fix that.) If by in the flesh you mean from 5m away, then yes. I liked the older RHCP stuff (Blood Sugar etc.), but, sorry to say, the later stuff got repetitive. In Laurel Canyon in L.A., you can still see the old palacio-type house they (and other bands) used to live in when they were young. (It's since been fully gentrified.)
I have never see Lohan or McGee.
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 9:17pm.
I think this pic is relatively recent - not super recent though - at the moment he's running around with a moustache that makes him look like a Mexican bandito.
You've seen him in the FLESH? I could die from jealousy.
(Hope the loins ungirded without incident.)
These two specimens seem so randomly paired. How did their paths cross? At the same time it makes utter sense, like John Wayne Gacy and Bernie Madoff having lunch at Auschwitz.
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You think Honey Badger cares? Honey Badger don't give a shit.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 9:13pm.
Ahhh. *ungirding loins* But long ago, right? I saw him at a ballgame once, getting beers, and then many, many years ago (1988-ish?) at the airport, with the band--seemed laidback and normal.
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 9:06pm
I'm glad you've girded your loins for the impending embarrassment: it's Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. My favourite band and my dream fuck. TMI? :)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 8:21pm.
It's The Hooligans, man! I just snagged an LP cover that happened to have my screen-name onit.
Who is yours? *preparing to be embarrassed at painfully obvious answer* Errr a musician?
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
I have a better last name for this major piece of shit...MIchael Mysoulisstainedinshit.....he is by far the most despicable male I can think of ever existing, and that does include Tiger Woods, Jew Hating Mel, Chris "Let me just whoop on you and then blame everyone and halfway apologize by blaming everyone" Brown, and of course, Jesse "Tattoos and STD's Required by all women for me to get with them" James ...all scum, but Shitstainedsoul Lohan is the top of this nasty scum sucking maggot list!!
As much as I dislike her, that really is a flattering dress... he just needs a little Hitler moustache to make this picture complete.
@RustyHooligan
Hey Rusty - what's the pic in your avie?
I was trying to track down that pink tequila behind them (it's called "Pasión") and I learned that the event (Jan. 2011) was publicist Charmaine Blake's "1st Annual Golden Globes Viewing Party To Help Eliminate Child Trafficking."
I swear that Tara Reid was the biggest celeb who attended. Bombshell brought like 5 other outright whores with her--I bet they all took a cab to Xposed in Canoga Park where they were dancing later that night.
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
Michael really does lie like a Lohan...with integrity of course.
Submitted by Pamela on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:53pm.
Or someone like us. My fam was in Boston. We actually had a real, stereotypical "Sully" (like Dina*) that everyone would talk about and critique.
*ONT ref.
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:39pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:19pm.
Really? The bad family? My elders were the tsk-tsking tongue-waggers, peeking between the lace curtains and saying muted, passive-aggro things about the other micks: "I shouldn't say anything but..."
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LOL!!! Yeah my parents,grandparents,aunts and uncles where the WORST!!!! We all lived in a small town all on the same street as my grandparents and almost all my aunts and uncles. My grandmother was always drunk and fist fighting with someone. Scandalous!
Who knows maybe yours where tsk tsking and wagging their tongues at us! ;)
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:19pm.
Really? The bad family? My elders were the tsk-tsking tongue-waggers, peeking between the lace curtains and saying muted, passive-aggro things about the other micks: "I shouldn't say anything but..."
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:34pm.
Thank you! :)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:55pm.
@ba-buttons
Is your siggie from the Midnight Oil song 'The Power and the Passion'?
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Becky, I believe it was Emilio Zapata, the hero of Mexican Revolution, who said : "It is better to die on your feet then live on your knees". His followers were called Zapatistas.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by daisy100 on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:07pm.
LOL @ "Anyone else remember this blemish?" I don't remember it but, without checking, it sounds highly likely. They all remind me of that bad, freckled, Irish family down the street--the one that provides tongue-wagging gossip for all the steady mass-goers.
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LMFAO STOP talking about my family! For real that was totally my family when I was growing up.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
EH maybe Im the only one I find it refreshing for once that one of these barf bag Lohans actually ADMITS that they fucked up!
I'll also say he takes a dumpload of flack for "fucking up" Lindsay. I dont buy it for a second, as much of a shitbag as this dude is for her crucial years she was with that coked up botox tranny she refers to as mother. Her mother should take the brunt of the blame for how she turned out.
Lindsay needs to take the full blame for all the bullshit shes pulling now! My parents make these to look like saints and I have never been arrested for anything, never had a dui, ect. ect.
When your an adult you choose or lose.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by ewe on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 6:08pm.
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they don't belong on the same boat. What I was saying is that Lindsay Lohan will always be known as a Lohan, not a Sullivan or a singular name.
Ugh, I wish they'll lock her ass up and we won't need to hear about this delusional family again. She's an ugly self entitled bitch who doesn't deserve any recognition. Her last success was ''Mean Girls'' a decade ago. Since then, she's been a mess.
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How do these ppl truly live with themselves, living such lies...I dont entirely believe in religion but man...they need jesus or who ever
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What's up, douchebag?
Submitted by Jana on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 4:00pm.
The Lohans will always be known as the Lohans. There's no escaping the name now. Like Prince when he tried to change his name for a symbol. He'll always be remembered and known as Prince.
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Except Prince only did that so that he could get himself out of his record deal. White Oprah is only saying this cos she's said everything else before and nobody was interested.
Totally the same thing.
Submitted by daisy100 on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:07pm.
LOL @ "Anyone else remember this blemish?" I don't remember it but, without checking, it sounds highly likely. They all remind me of that bad, freckled, Irish family down the street--the one that provides tongue-wagging gossip for all the steady mass-goers.
BLARGH.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:53pm.
No way. Bombshell is hot. Nasty stripper hot, but hot.
haha. I actually agree--but feel bad for thinking so. I wish her face weren't tatted up.
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
@ba-buttons
Is your siggie from the Midnight Oil song 'The Power and the Passion'?
No way. Bombshell is hot. Nasty stripper hot, but hot.
I'd drag my tongue over every painted inch of her bod.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
BTW...hasn't he said he won't comment any more in public? What has happened to that?
In this picture, Michael Lohan looks like this:
http://shitbusters.vaevictis.nl/screens/macandme/02.png
I think the whole name change thing really shows just how delusional WO is because nobody actually calls her daughter 'Lindsay' - she's Lilo or Blohan or something else equally amusing - never 'Lindsay'.
If we're voting on prospective surnames I'm with Beakers Bitch and 'von Famewhore' - it's so wonderfully accurate.
She looks like she's a living Ed Hardy t-shirt knockoff, and he's a first rate douchebag loser. Makes sense.
Integrity according next to Michael Lohan means spilling the details of his family's life to press for attention whilst standing next to the dredges of z-list. Natch.