Get A Rooooom (Or A Bathroom Stall)
Drew Barrymore and her latest boyfriend, whosenameyoudontneedtolearnsinceshellhaveanewonenextweek, gave everybody at the Lakers game a tongue and grope show in L.A. last night. Drew has this thing where she looks like she's in for real love with every dude she's dating at the time. Look at her eyes burping out pink hearts in the picture above. Drew is looking at her dude like he's a giant unicorn man who has an eternally hard 8.5" dick that cums fluffy kittens and whose anus is the keyhole to heaven. SO IN LOVE.
It's sickening. I just want to catch the flu and then sneeze right into their kissing mouths. This dude knows what I'm talking about.