The Baresoul Cuntessa!
Q: What kind of charred heart devil person would turn down a terminally ill child?
A: Darth Vadar, Cruella de Vil, an Illuminati social worker and....INA GARTEN!
TMZ reports that the Make-A-Wish Foundation asked the Barefoot Contessa if she would grant the wish of a 6-year-old cancer patient by cooking him a meal. Ina waved her hand, blurted out "TOO BUSY!!!" and continued to pour vodka lemonade cocktails for her gay husbands at her Hamptons mansion. 6-year-old Enzo, who was diagnosed with Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia three years ago, asked Make-A-Wish if they would help him meet Ina Garten. Enzo regularly watches her show on the Food Network with his mother.
When Ina's people told the foundation that she was too busy with her book tour to visit with Enzo, he said that he'd wait until her schedule cleared up. This was last year. M-A-W approached Ina again this year, but she once again said no before cackling into her cauldron full of the broken dreams of sick children. "You a cold ass bitch" - Freddy Krueger
Ina's rep, Satan, tells TMZ that she can't always grant wishes because of her schedule: "Despite her demanding schedule, [Ina] participates and helps as many organizations as she can throughout the year, helping children and adults like Enzo with life threatening and compromising illnesses. "
One of Enzo's relatives said that he doesn't understand why Ina won't meet him. M-A-W played nice with Ina by saying that she's a good friend of the foundation and sometimes wishes don't work out. Cinderella's fairy godmother just passed the fuck out. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo-bitch-bye.
Enzo's back-up wish, swimming with dolphins, will be granted. In other news, the Food Network has announced that on the next episode of the Baresoul Cuntessa, Ina will show us how to make roasted dolphin and a sauce made from childrens' tears.
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MK I think now's the time to start a new category for D-listed: HOT CUNT OF THE YEAR!
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Mira, I think that fat cunt just committed a huge foie pas.
According to TMZ a couple of other T.V. chefs have come forward and are determined to make little Enzo's culinary dreams come true.
Not everyone is a fat bitch with an annoying laugh.
The whole problem is that she should have just said no in the first place. I do not believe she ever had any intention of doing it. Instead she leads him on thinking it will happen and THEN she backs out. So repulsive.
Note to self: Ina Garten is a nazi whore.
Submitted by iridium192 on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 5:45pm.
Thanks, that story made my eyes wet.
As for BC, what bothers me most is the three years. She couldn't find time to meet this sweet little boy in three whole years? Horse Hockey!
Just remember BC, what goes around comes around and you are way overdue.
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Boycott her show, and email her to tell her why you are doing so
sinead@barefootcontessa.com
I will never watch again. What a disgrace!
fat Hamptons cunt
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by valterchaves on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 8:38am.
call me a cunt if you wish
You cunting spammer!
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
What a cunt! Enzo if you read this, I apologize for my language.
Too busy? Surely she gets time off. I'd cook for the little guy, anytime :)
My daughter swam with dolphins, she had a blast and it was an amazing experience! Surely better then some bitchface who probably has no personality off camera, making dinner for you.
What a disgusting cow. I will never watch her show every again. Im sure her big ass can make time for a little boy, who by the way could have chosen so many other things to do. She should be flattered!
Bless you Enzo <@
Enzo deserves a better fucking meal ANYWAYS. Enzo, I will cook for you anytime sweetheart.
Arteries can only take so much and that fat bitch is gonna drop dead any day! I hope lil Enzo outlives her porky ass!...cuntbitch! /rant
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I know some people are saying that it isn't her obligation to meet with Enzo, and it's really not, but IMO this is more about having some compassion for a little boy who is dying. How long could it really take? No one is asking you to spend all day...maybe just an hour or two and I think he would be happy.
As far as arranging travel for the meeting, from what I understand, Make A Wish covers all of the expenses. My teaching assistant's 6 year old nephew also has cancer, and his wish was to go to Disney World. Make A Wish flew the entire family out for the week, (from California to Florida) arranged a rental car for transportation while they were there, and put them up in their special "village" where everything was included. Something that would have otherwise cost thousands of dollars was completely free, and the little boy had an amazing time.
This reminds me of another story where a celebrity granted the wish of a dying child and it had a profound effect on him. Mark Sanchez, QB for the NY Jets, granted Aiden Binkley's wish through the Atlas Foundation. Not only did Aiden come to the team's facility to meet Sanchez, the coaches, and other players, but they also exchanged many texts and phone calls. Sanchez even went to visit Aiden at home. He was sleeping when Mark arrived, but he stayed and waited for the little boy to wake up so they could talk and hang out. Also, this story was bought to the attention of the media by Aiden's family after he passed away, (not Sanchez or the Jets for publicity reasons) because they were so moved by the way Sanchez responded to and cared about Aiden. I think almost every Jet fan knew about this story, and we were really praying for him. It's very sad that he is gone, but I'm glad that he was able to experience the joy that his wish bought to him in his final days. Here is a link to one of the articles written about Aiden and Mark: http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5991920. There is also a link on the side of the page where you can listen to a clip of Mark talking about Aiden on ESPN radio.
What a rude bitch. I've seen her show a couple of times and she seems like an uppity ho,her food looks gross and stuff only rich people would eat. Paula and the neelys are so much better.
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Eh - eff her... I'm sure the kid will have a better time with the dolphins anyway. Poor thing.
God bless you, Enzo. Enjoy the dolphins, little man. xo
Dat's a big ol' bitch, right there.
She doesn't even own her catering business anymore, is she really busy every damn day of the year with the show and her books? I mean how many cancer kids want to meet HER?! She could make fucking time.
i kinda wish mom would have defend her though, like "please do not personally attack her it's her choice" instead of saying that people are sending a lot of hate messages to her and next comment "thanks for the support", that was kinda wrong, but still
I thought it was the Make A Wish Foundation, not the Meet Our Demands Or We'll Tarnish Your Image Foundation.
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She didn't need the MAW to tarnish her image. She did it all by herself. When you brush off a dying child, your reputation is gonna take a hit. And deservedly so.
Tigerlilly, I fucking LOVE you! xxxxxxx
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 6:33pm.
Ina is one sloppy assed dresser for a rich fat bitch...Have you noticed that? And this badly dressed behemoth has no excuse for not making this dying kid's (very pathetic) wish come true. There are a million alternatives to 'cooking with Ina' that could have happened which would have made liability issues non-existant if the kid were so vulnerable. Bitch couldn't make that happen in a year???? Bitch makes the time and effort to keep that blubber on her rich pampered ass. That's all I'm sayin'...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 6:44pm.
Here's how this shit could have gone down regardless of the kid's immune problems...
Ina tapes a cooking lesson for (or even with the mom) to cook a meal for the kid and/or family and friends). The mom signs away her rights to sue Ina if she fucks up the recipe and the kid croaks as a result. The Mom cooks for the kid while he watches the tape...Then, SURPRISE! Ina walks in with balloons...a few signed cook books for the mom, some photo's and...DONE, DONE, DONE...
No, Ina fucked this up and any of her gays (including her husband) who don't tell her so are the same mother fuckers who let that beached whale dress like a chronically depressed, compulsive eating. lesbian elementary school art teacher with psoriasis issues...
lol@that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU-kK7-TQ5g&feature=related
(FYI,"liz lemon" has ugly feet,bunions,extra toes or something like that)
Submitted by vegaschick on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 9:30pm.
thank you for the story and information, vegaschick
apparently there's a support statement from the make-a-wish themselves,
http://www.wish.org/news/news_releases/ina_garten_statement
look at that little boy. he is dying. yet he is all smiles and i am sure he is as happy and sunny little boy as he can be. i have no kids and i dont even like them, especially little spoiled ones, but how can you deny a pleasure for a child with cancer? i think even if i didnt like or care - i would have lied and pretended like my life depended on it to make a little munchkin happy.
look at that little boy. he is dying. yet he is all smiles and i am sure he is as happy and sunny little boy as he can be. i have no kids and i dont even like them, especially little spoiled ones, but how can you deny a pleasure for a child with cancer? i think even if i didnt like or care - i would have lied and pretended like my life depended on it to make a little munchkin happy.
I thought it was the Make A Wish Foundation, not the Meet Our Demands Or We'll Tarnish Your Image Foundation.
Touche.
@Dgrin: I believe the foundation does cover travel expenses.Some years back a former co-worker of mine had a son with a serious heart condition who got a wish granted by a similar foundation. He wanted to meet Ken Griffey Jr. They flew the entire family out to Seattle, I think, all expenses paid. And by the way my co-worker said Griffey was absolutely phenomenal. He really spent quality time with the son, and didn't just mail it in like a lot of celebs do.
is Make A Wish Foundation providing all expenses like flight tickets, hotels and such? if they do so i don't see why anyone in their right state of mind would deny this other than being poor and not be able to cover all the expenses yourself which again she could have thrown a news report camera crew and a few good paying sponsors,create a heart-warming 20 minute documentary and do her fucking job which is to smile for the camera while cooking if she wouldn't do it for a terminally ill child,.I'm sorry i just can't find any excuse for denying this valid enough to make me feel any compassion for this woman right now,
Submitted by iridium192 on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 5:45pm.
what a beautiful post, thank you,
and guys you all got some great thought you put out there, always nice to read Dlisted posts they either make you laugh out loud or feel the warmth in this occasion,
If this were me, and I was some fancy rich person, that had the money and means to travel, and some terminally ill child wanted to meet me and have me cook for them, my only question would be "are they too sick for me to shower them hugs and love?" Because I would be there in a heartbeat and probably wouldn't be able to stop crying on the way out the door. Call Elton John a dusty old cunt if you want too, but I bet he'd do it. BEOTCH!
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so diappointed. i liked Ina. a little stiff - yes - but overall quite likeble and every recipe of hers that i have tried has come out good.
and what kind of BS is a "celebrity chef" who cannot find one ( ONE!!!!!) day or even a few hours for a sick child???? if a brain surgeon said he is having a hard time squeezing in sometihgn like this i would probably buy it. but this... ugh. so VERY diappointed. espacially out of all food netowk hoes i would not have picked her to be an asshole.
Wow, what a cunt. She really can't take a day or two out of her precious schedule to see a dying kid? I bet the bitch still takes glamorous vacations, though. People like her should rot.
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I thought it was the Make A Wish Foundation, not the Meet Our Demands Or We'll Tarnish Your Image Foundation.
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Submitted by Sluttsville
I bet Martha Stewart is laughing her ass off.
Ha! Oh, you know she is. At this very moment, her assistants are trying to find her a sick kid to cook for or do some craft project with.
To the people who think it's implausible that a kid would want to meet a Food Network star, a kid met Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto for his wish.
http://www.wish.org/stories/sports_entertainment/film_tv/matthew_chef_ma...
I hope that out of this situation Enzo either gets his wish to meet Ina or gets an even better one. God speed, little buddy.
never be deceived by appearances folks.
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Here's how this shit could have gone down regardless of the kid's immune problems...
Ina tapes a cooking lesson for (or even with the mom) to cook a meal for the kid and/or family and friends). The mom signs away her rights to sue Ina if she fucks up the recipe and the kid croaks as a result. The Mom cooks for the kid while he watches the tape...Then, SURPRISE! Ina walks in with balloons...a few signed cook books for the mom, some photo's and...DONE, DONE, DONE...
No, Ina fucked this up and any of her gays (including her husband) who don't tell her so are the same mother fuckers who let that beached whale dress like a chronically depressed, compulsive eating. lesbian elementary school art teacher with psoriasis issues...
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What a major b8tch! Who the bloody fawk says no to a terminally ill kid?!
I'm a very vindictive person and I think somebody needs to chop a side of blubber off this b8tch and then toss her in with some sharks.
Boycott her darn show, hit her in the face with a frying pan, I don't care, but something must be done.
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Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Ina is one sloppy assed dresser for a rich fat bitch...Have you noticed that? And this badly dressed behemoth has no excuse for not making this dying kid's (very pathetic) wish come true. There are a million alternatives to 'cooking with Ina' that could have happened which would have made liability issues non-existant if the kid were so vulnerable. Bitch couldn't make that happen in a year???? Bitch makes the time and effort to keep that blubber on her rich pampered ass. That's all I'm sayin'...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She could have at least sent him some Jello.
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
Submitted by iridium192 on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 5:45pm.
In summary: Ina isn't just a cold bitch, she's a stupid one. I wish I could meet Enzo and cook for him. Some people don't know a gift when they see it.
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Hell to the yes. Awesome post.
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Bitch ass bitch.
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What's up, douchebag?
Since someone brought it up - sadly, it does sound like Enzo is "terminally ill". Treatment of ALL, including the induction, consolidation and maintenance phases does not take three years. If he still has it, then he's relapsed and most likely failed second and third line treatment.
Given that, and the immense burden he and his family has borne over that time, I don't think its at all unusual for his mum to want to blog about it. He's her special little boy (and he does sound special - he cares about his cancer! What a beautiful heart he must have) and she wants the world to know him. I also don't think it's unusual for Enzo to love a cooking show so much - especially if it's a ritual that he watches it with mum. It must be a wonderful, warm time that he looks forward to - and yeah, I agree that he may have even chosen the wish in part for his mum. He sounds like the sort of empathetic child who would do exactly that.
Lastly, I don't know the situation exactly, but I'm not willing to give this chef-chick a pass on the basis of medical concerns for Enzo. Swimming with dolphins seems much more "hazardous" (and fun) than cooking with a celebrity chef.
Man, she's missing out though. Enzo sounds amazing. And one of my most enduring memories from my time on a hematology ward was seeing a wish granted for one of our patients, who was in his last weeks of life. This boy wanted to meet his favourite sports team (an international one), and they came. At short notice - that weekend, after playing a game in a different city the night before. Our boy couldn't talk by that stage because of the disease affecting his language centre but he could laugh and smile, and wow, he did a whole heap of both when he saw those huge guys filing into his room. I can't tell you what an amazing day that was, for our patient and the players. They really seemed to get something out of bringing pure joy to someone else. Their manager told me later the guys were profoundly affected by the experience, and a couple of them said it was one of the best things they'd ever done in their lives.
In summary: Ina isn't just a cold bitch, she's a stupid one. I wish I could meet Enzo and cook for him. Some people don't know a gift when they see it.
No matter whose wish it was to meet Ina (Enzo's or Mom's) she could have found a way to make it work. Either go to him, or like someone suggested tape it and send the food and the video to him. Heck Gene Simmons from KISS took time out of his very busy schedule to grant the wish of a sick boy. He was actually surprised and touched that a sick child wished to meet him.
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Sorry, you're never "too busy" for a terminally ill child.
I'm also in the club giving Mom the serious side-eye. I think the whole idea was hers in the first place and now she's blowing it of proportion so the public can see pictures of sad, sick little Enzo, and OH YES! click on that ever handy donation link!
I love Ina and her recipes, she doesn't need any pesky cancer germs in that pristine, white Hamptons kitchen!!!
Some little kid admires you so much that his dying wish is to meet you, and you say NO? What the hell is wrong with this bitch?
I was going to say that this pissed me off so much I'm not going to watch her show anymore, but honestly her show is just so boring I never watched it much anyways.
if his request wasn't medically possible, why would it have gotten any firther than his hospital room? they would have said - "honey, i'm sorry but that won't work, and here's why...." and Enzo would have been disappointed for a bit and then they would have figured something else out. why go to the trouble of contacting Garten - TWICE - if they knew in advance there was no way of making it work, because of the boy's fragile immune system or whatever? i can't imaging submersion in a pool of dolphins is exactly a sterile activity either.
i think this went down more or less as they say it did. mama's got a right to be mad.
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Why would she say "no"? I must convince myself that she has some personal issue with it. And it is not because I like her. Nope. But I know my limits and that would make me soooo MF sad that I would cry and want to hold the child until CPS showed up. I do not function well with human suffering.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Submitted by Dgrin on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 1:59pm.
BUT..it's not like her kid asked for something impossible ...
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That's the thing, though. Something like this could be impossible just based off of what disease he has and where he and Ina live. I haven't read where he lives (haven't really looked into, tbh), but if he lives too far away, and Ina isn't able to travel far for time reasons or something, then it might not work out because his doctor might not want him to go far away. Whereas with the dolphin wish, he might live a lot closer, and the place could be something that has adequate medical facilities near by in case something were to happen. If most of this is truly over health-issues, then I have no idea how swimming with dolphins would be any cleaner, but it still isn't a stretch for something like that to keep his original wish from working out.
Unless I'm wrong, it seems like his mom went to TMZ, not MAW, which explains how TMZ knows. I can't, for the life of me, see MAW releasing information like this.
Submitted by cripbabe on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 4:18pm.
so the Mom has a blog with a donation button at the bottom? jesus, I'm surprised she isn't sitting out on the street with him wrapped in swaddling clothes and holding a paper coffee cup
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With all due respect, I was reading her blog and she started it in 2008 when her son was first diagnosed. If she was so interested in exploiting him, don't you think we would have heard about him sooner? Just put the shoe on the other foot for a second and think about if that was your child. I'm just saying.
That's better, SuckandFuck.
so the Mom has a blog with a donation button at the bottom? jesus, I'm surprised she isn't sitting out on the street with him wrapped in swaddling clothes and holding a paper coffee cup - but still, Ina's people really should've handled this better. I hear her making a public statement in 3, 2, 1...
Loving the compassion for the mom from Dgrin, Starqz and others. <3
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