Thursday, March 24th 2011
What Goes Great With Biscotti?
Nancy (it's always a Nancy) from Sparkle Markets in Ohio had biscotti and another hard long treat on the brain during a "Great Grocery" segment on the local news. Oh, Nancy! You can't just drop a cock in our ears and then move along like we didn't hear it. DETAILS! Next to teeth, crumbs are a cock's worst enemy, so how are you supposed to enjoy one with biscotti? For Nancy's next segment, I really hope she clears this up. And which aisle at Sparkle Markets can we find cock in? Let us know, Nancy! We've got our shopping carts ready!
via HuffPo
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Wow you never see such portly, non-attractive hosts on news stations..
Biscotti and Cock in the morning--sounds like a morning radio show team.
Sex on the brain- that is so funny!
Mind you that newsreader was hot so I'm not surprised.
I'm not sure her pronunciation of the biscuit is any better than her pronunciation of coffee. As an imported word in English (in which many words get altered from their origins), it's bi-SKATti. In Italian, it's BEE-skohti.
Here's an audio link to it in Italian: http://translate.google.com/#en|it|biscotti
I agree with whoever said she had some Bailey's in that mug.
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
Submitted by crabapplesauce on Thu, 03/24/2011 - 6:33pm.
I thought he said "You can mention java anytime you like." Which could be a sort of impressive rejoinder considering she just said cock instead of coffee but then I saw again. Haha yuck guy. One freudian slip and he's perving out.
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That's what I gathered as well...lol
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Ah yes...now I know what goes great with my oatmeal ^_^
Cock- The breakfast of champions.
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"LARGATE DE MI CASA, PINCHE PUTA! " -MK
This may be my favorite post ever. Morning sex is great, followed by coffee break sex, afternoon sex, tea-time (with cake!) sex, dinner, late supper and evening, midnight sex....
Cock shoots to the top of my shopping list; it's always a blue-light special and I am stocking up.
I totally understand do I want a cook or a cock?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Gracias, daisy! My av is so old but I'm too lazy to change it LOL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/24/2011 - 4:31pm.
But seriously, who doesn't love c*ck in the morning?..morning sex is the best! Am I right?!
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Never had it :/
I've been deprived for at least 6 months now to the point I'd probably make a slip like that too LOL
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Maybe I have the stripper gene in me, but I would've been on my knees (wink wink) and fan hugging the floor before you could say "TRENTA!" - MK
Goes together like cock and biscotti.
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I thought he said "You can mention java anytime you like." Which could be a sort of impressive rejoinder considering she just said cock instead of coffee but then I saw again. Haha yuck guy. One freudian slip and he's perving out.
shopping cart = ready!
That should be a tagline for lots of things:
Goes great with cock!
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me thinks she had a little bailey's in that coffee mug...i might mistake a biscotti for cock after a few and try to give it a beej.
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Try dunking plain biscotti in red wine. It's not awful.
Cocks, I prefer with something sweetish - a Tokay or Sauternes.
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Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
Thanks Michael! Its been way too long since the last cockslip video.
I think "Sparkle Markets" is almost as good as biscotti and cock ;D
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Bwa ha! This is my local news...awesome. Oh Youngstown...
Ihearthaters, I love your avie! I wish I knew how to do stuff like that
ok, now I'm hungry and it ain't for no damn biscotti
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Cock is exactly the same as biscotti - you just dunk it in your coffee and pop it in your mouth.
Nancy is just getting her breakfast treats mixed up.
Submitted by Pookie on Thu, 03/24/2011 - 4:59pm.
She was checking out that hot piece anchorman and thinking, "Bet he's got a nice..."
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"...biscotti."
She was checking out that hot piece anchorman and thinking, "Bet he's got a nice..."
Keep fucking that chicken, ma'am!
She must've had some good cock that morning at breakfast. Coffee and sex. Mmm mmm!
WINNING!
I'm not sure if biscotti goes that great with cock, but it sure is wonderful with Nutella!
But seriously, who doesn't love c*ck in the morning?..morning sex is the best! Am I right?!
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Cock is like black - goes good with everything, except in church.
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Well, she has a point. Biscotti does go well with cock. Not that I've tried, of course. *shifty eyes*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN MENTION GIADA ANYTIME YOU LIKE? IS IT BECAUSE YOU WANNA FUCK HER TILL HER VAGINAL WALLS ARE DRY AND BLEEDING? YOU SICKEN ME. YOU FUCKING SICKEN ME!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Well, we know what she likes with her biscotti. Which one do you eat first?
That news guy needs to choke on it.
Love this because of her smugness with HER knowing how to pronounce correctly "Bishchotti"
Everything goes great with cock!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
Lmfao!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!