Rebecca Black "Performs" On The Tonight Show
13-year-old Rebecca Black, the pop culture superstar sensation who is about to receive a restraining order from Friday, made her late-night talk show debut on Leno! Rebecca charmed Bradley Cooper, said she's donating the profits from her single to charity and told Jay that she didn't have to audition for Ark Music Factory. Well, Rebecca didn't have to audition, but a personal check her mom cut did. And guess what? It passed! Thank the auto-tune gods for that, because if it didn't we'd never get to see her perform "Fried Eggs" last night. I use the term "perform" as loosely as I use my bong.
This feels like something you might see if you walked down into the basement and caught your sister singing karaoke to an audience made up of her favorite stuffed animals. But Rebecca seems like a sweet girl and she is pretty good at mouthing lyrics into a mic. She's ALMOST as talented as Our Lady of Cheetos. Brit Brit better hold her weave, because Rebecca is coming to snatch it right off!
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OK so the song is weak, but I give her credit for holding her own on Leno as a 13 year-old amateur. I couldn't have done it.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
I will not lie, the other I sang this song out loud while the future Mr. Atomic looked at me in disgust.
And I think she seems like a really nice young lady. If she's really giving a portion of her proceeds to earthquake victime...well, kadooz. I'd probably want to blow any earnings on Silly Bandz or something equally idiotic.
She reminds me of Rachel Berry but without the talent.
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Submitted by Callie on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 5:09pm.
Why in the hell does Simon Cowell want to meet her? To insult her in person?
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She's young, cute and getting tons of media attention and that can be parlayed into big bucks by the right sort of ruthless, scheming producer. Enter Simon.
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I hope she doesn't sign with him. Those American Idol contracts really fuck over "artists."
Submitted by Callie on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 5:09pm.
Why in the hell does Simon Cowell want to meet her? To insult her in person?
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She's young, cute and getting tons of media attention and that can be parlayed into big bucks by the right sort of ruthless, scheming producer. Enter Simon.
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Why in the hell does Simon Cowell want to meet her? To insult her in person?
I know she is only a kid but I can't stand this asshole and her horrid song.
Okay, she's actually kind of adorable!
I still can't believe people are acting like she got a record deal. Saying things like "I can't believe kids listen to crap like this nowadays" or "why are record execs looking for the shittiest artists on youtube"
are you retarded? that's not what happened
her parents paid $2000 to Ark Music Factory to make a song and video for her. It is just a glorified version of one of the blue screen karaoke booths at the mall.
She seems like a nice kid and appears to be handling this well (probably the tons of money she is making off of youtube and itunes helps). But her parents are horrible and over-indulgent.
Hey -shes no worse that our lady of cheeto's etc and she actually seems like a nice kid....
This is apparently the crap kiddies listen to nowadays-when I was 13-I liked Led Zepplin!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I trimmed my own bangs when I was thirteen and it looked like this.
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I like boring things.
This gave me explosive diarrhea. Thanks Rebecca, you're a peach.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
personally I thought it got bad when this fool started singing about how "there's an icebox where [his] heart used to be" and it got worse when it got stuck in my head...this shizz here makes "Icebox" sound like Fur Elise. :P
Lofl. Nooooo! Never ever. You gorgeous hoz you! And besides no habla espanol.
LMAO I thought you were calling us ugly En Espanol! LOLOLOLOLOL
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This is the first time I've listened to this song. It has nothing on Chocolate Rain.
LOL guest!! she likes her men of color... she's not down with the honkys!!! LOL
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Made for each other!!!!! L.O.L.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
what the hell is "mfeo!!!!!! "
LOL
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Jack & Snowy are mfeo!!!!!! :)
"not so fast tom ryan..."
I fucking hate record execs that sit around and watch Youtube and then sign the shittiest acts they can find. Christ, Justin Bieber and this girl shouldnt even be famous, Especially when they're so much undiscovered talent out there. Its a damn shame! Whatever happened to the days when people gave a shit about good music and talented artists? Now any asshole can sing provided they have been auto tuned out the ass. It makes me sick.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:42am.
Just heard a big "slow" hit on the radio: "who do you think you are, you're gonna catch a cold, from the ice in your heart, who do you think you are...". Ms Black is not more inane than this drivel.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, TexnDoc! Everyone around me of late seems to have been hypnotised into thinking that that ballad is deep and THE MOST GORGEOUS SONG EVAR OMG.
The lyrics are just more Taylor Swift level, 8th grade poetry put to song.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Why is your cap button stuck today?
I fucking hate you tube..more nobodies trying to become famous..and often getting success at attention. This bitch is on "credible" mainstream networks too. Half the stuff on you tube is staged/awful just to get extra attention. Fake. Cheesy and over this trend.
At least she has a sense of humor about it - I think she realizes this is probably a huge fluke, so she may as well enjoy it. Reality is we're in the age of internet flukes that make it big; good thing is they have a short life, bad news is they keep on coming.
NOT STALKER!!!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Snowy, I'm guessing that's your stalker?
I'm sorry I'm slow today, I'm having trouble with my Internet
I just dont get it.. she's horrendous.. and the "song" just as bad. gross
Watching her "perform" was awkward as hell. I can't even listen to the radio anymore, music has gotten so shitty. I feel like my grandma going on rants about bad music. I went on one the other day when I heard that S&M song.
breaky: you gotta hear the song:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/41166
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Can someone explain to me this phenomenon, because I have NO idea what all the hoopla is about? And I have not heard the song either.
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I like the Jar of Hearts song. It has beautiful harmony.
*hides under desk*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ahhh. if she's donating the proceeded to Japan relief I can't hate. UNLESS she attempts to parlay the attention into an actual singing career.
When the first post about this excrement appeared a week or two ago, I told my 15-year-old stepson about it over dinner, wagging my finger. "Watch," I said. "You'll be hearing it at school. It'll go viral." He laughed. "No way. That's so gay."
Yesterday he heard it on some kid's iPod during lunch. At first he was sickened, then bitter. Now: "I am SO going to record a crappy song and put it on iTunes--it'll pay for college!" I wish I had his entrepreneurial spirit.
I want proof that girl is donating the money to "charity", btw.
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You think Honey Badger cares? Honey Badger don't give a shit.
I don't hate Rebecca Black or her song. Not that I like it or want to listen to it or think it has ANY redeeming quality, but I don't feel hate for it. I see it as something that caters to the elementary school crowd. I can see my 7 year old liking it. It falls under the same category as my Rainbow Brite and JEM cassette did when I was that age.
It's meh. Having said that, there's a lot worse out there. People have been getting rich off crappy music for decades.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:42am.
Just heard a big "slow" hit on the radio: "who do you think you are, you're gonna catch a cold, from the ice in your heart, who do you think you are...". Ms Black is not more inane than this drivel.
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I HATE that song with a passion. The "catch a cold from the ice in your soul" part makes me feel violent. How stupid is that line?! And I also agree with the hatred for Rihanna's "only girl in the world." I'm totally convinced that the masses have shitty taste. I think the downfall started when they dropped art and music from the public schools.
She reminds me of Sarah Palin.
daisy - do you like my new avie?
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Ummmm...I like that song. I like the video too.
*runs away*
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Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
Oh yeah, I heard this song, she looks like Kat Von Dee
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Did you guys see the baby on YouTube that was both terrified and laughing when his mom was blowing her nose? So cute!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:00pm.
I'm ashamed to admit I love Kesha. She's so fucking filthy.
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Her music is fun to dance to when you're shitfaced and out with a bunch of girls and....
wait...nvm *whistles innocently*
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Maybe I have the stripper gene in me, but I would've been on my knees (wink wink) and fan hugging the floor before you could say "TRENTA!" - MK
I'm afraid we're gonna have to deal with a lot of this shit in the future.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Snowy- Jar of Hearts? I think that's what it's called. Also known as PUNCHBOWL OF SUCK.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Maybe Bradley Cooper can hire her for the next beard position.
..why is it still here?!!
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Whatever. I'm totally "meh" about this. She's a little girl who made a crappy song. Who cares? I've certainly heard worse by established recording artists. I'm sure Willow Smith's song cost way more that $2,000!
I'm ashamed to admit I love Kesha. She's so fucking filthy.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Totally off topic.. will someone tell me what the fuck this is?
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2011/mar/22/230957/lowry-park-volunteer-char...
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At least it's in a zoo?
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