Spaz In The Morning
I tried to find a semi-new cat or PUPPY!!! video to soothe the sads you might be feeling over Dame Elizabeth's death, but I couldn't, so here's the next best thing: pictures of everyone's favorite mess Spaz de la Huerta struttin' through NYC yesterday. Oh, Spaz really knows how to cheer a bitch up by dressing like a Salvation Army street bin chewed her up and spit her out.
Spaz's face is saying "I drunk barfed my make-up off" and her body is saying "my clothes got drunk barfed on so I jacked a lady hobo's outfit," but she's still giving us THE LOOK! Don't act like you wouldn't put a dime in her cup!
And this is sort of like posting a PUPPY!!!! video since I'm pretty sure Spaz's jacket is made of German Shepherd fur. I'm really not helping.
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People actually think that she's genuinely crazy?
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
People actually think that she's genuinely crazy?
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
roadkill jacket
Her facial area actually looks pretty in the banner pic. Other than that, meh.
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
-Adele
I'm hating on the german shepherd coat but even a dead dog looks better than she does.
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"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
i like her.
she seems truly a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and she has some genetic illness that causes lumps to form in her armpit (among other things, like her manliness) and i haven't actually seen her "act" or anything other than what i have see here on Dlisted, so - yeah.
go Paz.
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So is this the before pic?
She hangs out with C-Love, if that tells you anything about her.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Snideychick sez:
You, Ms. de la Huerta, are NO Elizabeth Taylor!
I see her turning into Shelly Duvall in a few years. Sad.
She looks like Cruella de Ville...on crack!
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she has HUGE ears!
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
So instead you found a DOG picture.
Double post fail.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 8:58am.
She really does look like a Mike Judge cartoon. I think she looks like a slutty Peggy Hill, but Daria is pretty close, with those squinty, beady eyes.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
TMZ just posted a story that SPAZ got arrested last night for throwing a glass and punching Samantha (from the City) in the face at the Standard hotel
Such little Barney Rubble eyes!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:26am.
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at first, I thought you were from Ireland because of your username evidently. But then I read that you were taking your kid out to an I-hops (or something) on his birthday, so I thought you were American. Now, that that's cleared up,
don't beat yourself up over it, rest as much as you can now and take care of yourself, so you'll feel better sooner. A week off work won't put you on the street.
I have a very low tolerance for pains. Just for my monthly periods, I have prescribed pills (that cost 30$ for maybe 15), but they work wonders. Midol is too weak, I will not even tolerate cramps.
Take care of yourself. I'm sure the kids will be good knowing you're not feeling well.
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With all the dough she probably makes, you'd think she'd fix those CAB DOOOOOOORS!!!!!
Bjork you -- OMG, I swear by Vicks Vap-O-Rub for everything. I'm going to try ur remedy the next time my ass gets sick! I rub Vicks on my forehead and wrap a rag around my noggin that has been doused in rubbing alcohol -- that will knock a headache out quick. Also take some caffeine and generic Excedrin.
Paz de la Whoreta is one fugly bitch. The only reason she got her gig on "Boardwalk Empire" is because she's the only one who's a big enough whore to flash her cooch in every episode.
Submitted by badwolf on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:56am.
I still don't know who she is and why people are interested in her.
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Full frontal nudity (well, with a merkin) and simulated sex in the HBO series "Boardwalk Empire."
precociousmagpie oh I did get the jab, I guess they missed this strain or something
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Submitted by Madam Pince
Does this chick have a mental problem?
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A few wks ago someone posted a link to an article about her in the NY Times Magazine, I think. The article proves everything that pictures imply... in other words, yes.
Flu cure:
grease up with Vick's Vapor Rub on nose, in it, on throat, even forehead.
take a hot bath with door closed, hot washcloth over face.
once out, re-grease and if you can, sleep a bit under the covers to sweat it out
take a day-quil or something like that because your body needs/wants sleep
smoke some weed (even if you're not sick)
rest, rest, rest, and rest
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Karen Flatts: "Please don't get so worked up over 'Bjork You'. She is famous for playing the 'love and peace and no racism' song, but yet she constantly puts down Americans. She is a closet anti-American puke"
Those bangs look like a dead nutria.
You guys with the flu--do you mean to tell me you did *not* get your flu shots this year?? You think because you are on DListed that germs cannot penetrate your snark? HMMM? IS THAT IT?!
Poor dumb bastards. Here, drink this. *pours smelly, horrible liquid into cups* Paz de la Huerta refused hers, and look how she turned out.
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You think Honey Badger cares? Honey Badger don't give a shit.
I thought that was Parker Posey! Are we sure they're not the same person?
I don't have it Jana but I know what you mean. It's called Lemsip in Ireland. I do have that Airbonne though so I'll take another today. Mr Fury (who hasn't bloody called to see if I'm ok, doesn't know a neighbor is bringing the girls home and doesn't know I've had to call off work (even though I word from home) will get stuff for me tonight.
He also said three times this morning "if you need me to, I can stay home". Meanwhile I look like one of those people sleeping in those Nyquill ads and/or a crack whore with the tweaks. Why not just STAY home?!
I don't vent about the man, he's too good for that but he is NOT a good nurse!
I like the advice about weed but my lungs and throat are also shot. I guess I'm not a good patient either but no work = no money as I'm self-employed so sick days aren't much of an option.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:18am.
White socks? White socks? Diana Vreeland is looking down from heaven and crying. Maybe that's why NYC is so rainy today. White socks?!?! (You should be wearing sandals with them, too.)
LOL I am in CA so I really should be wearing UGGS with short shorts but...
it was 5:00 when I had to get up for work so yeah I got dressed with my eyes closed....literally.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:14am.
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do you have that powdered lemon flavored sudafed you mix with boiling water? It's puke inducing, but you have to force yourself to drink it and it relieves flu symptoms A-SAP. Of course, it won't cure it all in just one take but if you drink that twice a day it should speed up your recovery.
I'm not an anti pill/medicine advocate, if I have the slightest feeling of an impeding headache I down two extra strength Tylenol right away.
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Submitted by Happy Hour: "let's see.. dress shoes with WHITE socks..."
White socks? White socks? Diana Vreeland is looking down from heaven and crying. Maybe that's why NYC is so rainy today. White socks?!?! (You should be wearing sandals with them, too.)
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Karen Flatts: "Please don't get so worked up over 'Bjork You'. She is famous for playing the 'love and peace and no racism' song, but yet she constantly puts down Americans. She is a closet anti-American puke"
Submitted by zachhcaz on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:12am.
i want to throw red paint on that coat. Not because I'm opposed to fur, I just think it would really complete that "Carrie"-inspired, all-red ensemble.
LOL. I'm no fashion maven, but just taking away the grey scarf would improve everything--to the extent everything can be improved.
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
She looks really hungover. This bitch makes me want to give up drinking.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Thank you Snowy. I'm in bed but even my curls hurt :(
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i want to throw red paint on that coat. Not because I'm opposed to fur, I just think it would really complete that "Carrie"-inspired, all-red ensemble.
I can't put my finger on it, but her face weirds me out. Maybe it's her really tiny eyes with no makeup? She's kind of mousy looking, but struts around like a diva. It's just not working.
She is the best definition of Butterface.
Spaz and Liz: Compare and contrast.
I am warming up to Spaz. She's walking her own psycho crazee path with a nose thumbing to H'wood.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:03am.
HH that's how I get dressed for work every morning, and yet somehow I manage to appear half way normal.
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LOL
I was lauging because my outfit does not make sense at all... but I work at home :-)
let's see.. dress shoes with WHITE socks, grey workout pants, pink "night out" top and a brown sweater.. yeap! LOL hope no one rings the bell.
I hope that this is for a movie and this isn't how she looks when she's out in the public.
She's strange.
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to everyone getting sick, SORRY! I had the flu last week and let me tell you, there's no way I could have dealt with kids or lilG or anything in that state, I slept for three days straight!! FEEL BETTER!!!!
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
HH that's how I get dressed for work every morning, and yet somehow I manage to appear half way normal.
;P
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
I still don't know who this chick is, but her outfit makes me laugh... I mean how cool is it that she just grabbed some pices and out
she goes.
She looks better without that clown lipstick.
However I still don't know who she is and why people are interested in her.
I'm coming down with the sickness myself and am supposed to be off work thurs and fri to spend time with Lil G!!!!!!!!
OT: *barf*
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A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:27am.
Datura She's on Boardwalk Empire where I guess she likes to show her hairy bush.
NO WAY that's a real chick. O_o
Submitted by yoboo on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:30am.
Is this woman a good actress or pretty at all on that show? Because she's a trainwreck in all of the candids I see of her.
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Not especially. She shows her lady parts a lot and fucks everybody, so it's not really that much of a stretch acting-wise.
Raul, bahahahaha!
Does this chick have a mental problem?
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Hey Spaz. Helena Bonham Carter called. She wants her style back!
Submitted by im_not_creative on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:34am.
No clue who this broad is, but in completely unrelated news, check out Bob Dylan covering Rebecca Black:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FISHEO3gsM
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