More Like Jimmy Dean, Bitch

The father of Kourtney Kardashian's baby, Scott Disick (the "s" is ALWAYS silent), is on the cover of Men's Fitness and somebody's fart (I won't tell, Khloe) must've clouded her vision, because this is what she had to say about it on Twitter:

I love @scottdisick's Men's Fitness cover!! He looks like James Dean!
4 hours ago via HootSuiteadfadf

This is just too easy. So I'm just going to do to Kourtney what my friends do to me when I tell them I'm going to marry Anderson Cooper one day. I'm going to purse my lips, politely nod, pat Kourtney on the head and then throw a fudge stripe cookie into the corner of the room so I can freely laugh behind her back.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:19am.

certainly NOT what you expect to see on the cover of such magazine...even with Photoshop he needs a LOT of work to pass as a fitness model. Plus who cares about this douchebag? Nobody would buy a magazine just because he is in it....he lives at the shadow of his good-for-nothing wife anyway.

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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 5:45am.

who is this guy? he looks like the donald but with better hair...
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 5:39am.

What is this cane of which you all speak? (I boycott all things Kartrashian) Does he walk with a cane? Wouldn't those superficial hoes find physical handicaps icky?

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 4:51am.

haha yeah.. a big Jimmy Dean weenie.
You deserve him Kourtney. That is your punishment for raping my ears with your annoying upspeak.

Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 2:32am.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 3:27am.
Is this Christian bale's stunt doble for 'Amercian Psycho' or what?!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 1:57am.

Is this Christian bale's stunt doble for 'Amercian Psycho' or what?!

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 1:44am.

Damn, people must have one hell of an imagination to find this man appealing.

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Submitted by RedRow on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 1:43am.

equal opportunities for cockroaches.
On a sort of serious note, I had a baby boy 6 weeks ago, and I hope he has better role models to look upto in the future.......
James Dean my arse........

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 1:12am.

...well I thought about it and....

....wait....are we talkin' about Jimmy Dean sausage? 'Cause if we are, I'm in!!!

....as for *this guy*

...there is not a penis large enough to make up for this amount of blatant douchery.
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Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:23am.

Every time I see him I think of "Michael" from The Office...

...then I think about his "alleged" big dick....

.....hmmmmm....

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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 9:43pm.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:42pm.
Not to mention his pork products are fine eatin.

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Submitted by Eddie on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 9:23pm.

Just cancelled my subscription

Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 9:12pm.

MK, don't insult Jimmy Dean like that. He was a pretty cool dude. Fell in love with a singer from Sandston, VA, married the girl, and built a mansion on the banks of the James River where they lived until a fire shortly before his death. Not to mention his pork products are fine eatin.

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Submitted by CareBearStare on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 9:11pm.

He totally reminds me of Cristian Bale in American Psycho. I can picture him naked, covered in blood, chasing after that Kardashian chick with a chainsaw.

With that said, I have to clarify... Cristian Bale is hot naked, this fucker is definitely not.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 8:55pm.

I just heard James Dean do a 180 in the grave.

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 8:53pm.

I'd like to comment here, but I'm too afraid I'll die of apathy.

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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 7:54pm.

I seriously believe momager Kris is sucking some kock.

Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 7:36pm.

There's no bigger douchebag alive than this photoshopped creep. I'd pay good money to see his ass kicked and his head stuffed in a toilet by a burly waiter.

Hate this slimy, weak, flabby, entitled fucker. And the K-girls suck as well. Useless, vapid fucks, all of them.

Submitted by Gem on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 7:14pm.

He's so manly! (gagging)

Seriously I could kick his skinny, flabby ass with one hand tied behind my back, and I'm a middle aged woman.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 7:09pm.

I guess Michael Lohan was unavailable for the annual sociopath issue?

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Submitted by cripbabe on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 7:08pm.

holy shit, he really does look like Jimmy Dean! turkey sausage please!

Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 6:55pm.

At least their son knows who his father is.

Even if said father is a douchelord. (per Khloe Kardashian.)

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 6:26pm.

All he's fit for is fucking a Kardashian (and eating off the side of his K-spawn's plate).

Also, as much James Dean as Kong K is petite.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 6:24pm.

They went a little cray-cray with the "arm-enbiggening" tool, eh?

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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 6:22pm.

This prick who tried to shove a $100 bill in a waiter's mouth? This jobless, opportunistic, premature ejaculator needs to disappear.

This magazine is so lame. However, I did read the one (in a store) when Aaron Eckhart was on the cover. And at least he had the sense to look embarrassed when talk show hosts brought it up (even though I think he's vain).

His ass was booed on "The George Lopez Show," and he's rightfully more than booed here. Total douche.

In all his glory:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgchum_scott-disick-explodes-at-paps_sh...

The PR had already handled the pap, no one was near his son, yet he explodes, using foul language in front of his baby. He's a jerk and even nastier when drunk. How desperate Kourtney is, even with all that money. Sad.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 6:11pm.

You know, LONG GONE are the days of real men in this world.

Those who went out and made something of themselves that they could be proud of. Now we live in a world where being a man is... doing fuck all with your life, having zero talent and skill, shagging some fat ugly Armenian whore and getting paid for it, cropping up on a reality show or another, and having no relationship whatsoever with the world "dignity".

HERE, have a mens' magazine cover!!!

Submitted by Jana on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 6:03pm.

Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 7:21pm.
OT: They do have a kid right? On that shit show their kid is never around. That hotel room is tiny so where's the nanny and the kid? WTF do they do with him?
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they don't show the kid b/c pimp Diick shook his cane and asked for $10 000 every time they showed the baby in an episode and whatever network they're on just offered $5000. No deal was reached, so the future cash cow or beef stays off the TV for now.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:52pm.

I wish I had a subscription to this magazine just so that I could ring them up all outraged and cancel it.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:51pm.

Oh, and "Men's Fitness"? Maybe there is something to those gay rumors.

Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:51pm.

OT: They do have a kid right? On that shit show their kid is never around. That hotel room is tiny so where's the nanny and the kid? WTF do they do with him?

Submitted by Ms. Gordon on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:47pm.

My guess is that Men's Health is hoping that their largely (straight) male readership will see this douchebag on the cover and assume that one of those fame whores is posing alongside him in the editorial, and then feel compelled to buy the magazine....It's as smart as putting Khloe on the cover of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue.

Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:47pm.

He used to have this hilariously tacky/douchey homepage. You would literally facepalm yourself while reading it.

Submitted by empress313 on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:39pm.

Only a Kartrashian would procreate with this freak.

Submitted by empress313 on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:38pm.

Only a Kartrashian would procreate with this freak.

Submitted by empress313 on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:33pm.

We live in a sick society.

Submitted by agirl on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:32pm.

WOULD. NOT. FUCK. NEVER.

Superdouche and prolly lasts 2 minutes in bed, then rolls over, farts and starts snoring.

Submitted by badwolf on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:31pm.

Who thought of this? What idiot in his right mind would buy that magazine because that mega douche is on the cover? He's not even ripped or attractive, that pic is horrendous.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:27pm.

Submitted by jackie on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 6:35pm.

wow major fail for this magazine. and im so fuckin tired of the kardashians, i just seen the previews for that khloe and lamar show *barf* i think the answer for all this is to kill ryan secrest. someone needs to do it.

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Seriously - becuz that is plain ass THROW AWAY money, right there. Lamar (and yes, I watch on occasion) can barely form a sentence. And neither can Khole the moment he walks into a room. And she's already only half-way somewhat not hard to take when he's NOT around.

It's like the Kendra show. She was SO BORING right outta the gate. Throw away cash. Where does it come from!? AND WHY CAN'T *I* HAVE ANY?!?!?

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Submitted by Schmoopy on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:21pm.

Seriously it fucking disgusts me a great deal what society has become

This. Every damn day. And there's no escape either. (sigh......) I'm drained.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:18pm.

just another reminder that we are looking at the end of the world.
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Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:14pm.

What the fuck has this dude done to warrant a magazine cover? He knocked up a Kardashian - BFD! And James Dean? Oh, HELL naw!

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:16pm.

O come now. Does she even know who James Dean is? Or does she think he looks like James Franco PLAYING James Dean?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:JamesFrancoDean.jpg

On second thought perhaps it's hard to see clearly through a xanax haze...

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Submitted by jackie on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:05pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:02pm.

As far as "Most Controversial Reality Star" he isn't even in the top 20.

Submitted by seejaneclick on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:00pm.

I hate this Son of a Bitch(why, why didn't his mother have an abortion?)

He is one of those guys that seriously needs his ass kicked. I'd pay.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 4:56pm.

Dude looks like david hasselhof circa 1975.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 4:54pm.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 6:07pm.
Did Courtney K ever have the baby DNA tested?
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Probably Scott talked her out of it cuz he could lose his pocket squares and cane.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 4:44pm.

Seriously it fucking disgusts me a great deal what society has become.