Tuesday, March 22nd 2011

Chris Brown Really Is A Changed Man

The certificate Chris Brown received for completing his domestic violence class must be shining with pride today, because he turned into a rage monster and smashed a window at Good Morning America's studios. TMZ says it's because during his interview with Robin Roberts, she asked him about the whole "second coming of Ike Turner" incident and the restraining order Rihanna had against him. The fuckdouche version of Susan Powter (no offense to Susan Powter) threw an internal tantrum and got mad at Robin. Clip below (it's towards the end).


Sources say that after the interview, Chris tried to stop the insanity by screaming at his people before breaking his dressing room window with a chair. When security showed up, Chris had already ripped off his shirt and stormed out of the building. Chris still had one performance to do, so a producer tried to stop him but he puffed his chest and stared the dude down. People from the show broke the two up before Chris could get the chance to bust his true colors (black and blue) onto the producer's face.

And shortly afterward, Chris Tweeted, "I'm so over people bringing this past shit up!!! Yet we praise Charlie sheen and other celebs for there bullshit." Chris has since taken it down.

Ripped his shirt off? Smashed through a window? Just because Chris Brown looks like a mutant nutsack's impersonation of Sisqo doesn't mean he's the Hulk.

Posted by: Michael K


Kandykane's picture

1. Chris Brown made a big mistake when he hit a woman and now he's not being allowed to forget it.
2. I see that he's trying to move on - he's on the campaign trail for his new album. He doesn't want his publicity tainted by Robin Roberts' persistent line of questioning. He wants us to forget about the battering and buy the album, aight?
3. Someone in 'high places' has it in for Chris Brown and wants him out of the game. Guess who?

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L L LOSER!

Hysteria's picture

Told ya so.
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You are obviously lying to shift the blame away from Chris when it's clear he has an anger problem and no one has to hit him to make him violent.

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He's such a closeted pussy. He needs to come out and that anger might disappear. I can't believe nobody has put this prick in his place yet!!

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Forget about the anger issues....WTF is with that hair? Not.The.Look.

I've said it before..but IF Rhianna started it...he is much bigger than her. He should have restrained her and called the cops on her ass. He beat the shit out of her. That would be like me punching out a small child who came up and kicked my midget ass in the shins a couple of times. Not a fair fight and definitely not justified. Sorry....and I like Chris Brown.

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Once a thug, always a thug. Ultimately, I predict that he will assault someone and end up in prison. It's just a matter of time.

Submitted by Gem on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 8:55pm.

He should seriously stop doing interviews. Who gives a shit what he has to say, anyway?
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This is a good point. I wonder if he had the option with GMA to simply perform and not be interviewed? Most of the time on the late night talk shows the musical act isn't interviewed at all. He should try to stick to that format, at least for a couple of years longer.

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Do we have any proof anywhere that Rihanna hit him beforehand? I'm not trying to defend her, because IF she did hit him first, then she is just as wrong as he is. I did see some big huge "Look what Rihanna did to Chris!" headline on TMZ the other day, and he had a barely visible cut on his lip.

Nice try, Camp Brown. Nice try.

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I know that a woman should not hit a man, but even if she does a man should NEVER hit back. Restrain her, run, do what you have to do to get away but don't hit back. The average man (like it or not) is stronger than the average woman. CB is too much of a pussy to pick on someone his own size. One of these days he's going to try his little temper out on the wrong person and they're going to whoop his ass. The little fucker has it coming.

Gem's picture

Oh and BTW I agree with Chris Brown on one thing: Charlie Sheen is no better than he is. They are both abusive a-holes with attitude problems

Gem's picture

He should seriously stop doing interviews. Who gives a shit what he has to say, anyway?

I don't think he is all that talented, but assuming there are those who appreciate his music, why doesn't he just stick to singing and keep his mouth shut the rest of the time?

He probably needs to stay on his meds, too, that would help with his anger "issues"

When a person lives under a microscope they tend to become more frustrated than the average person under that pressure, and they act out, usually aggressively (and his upbringing with domestic violence adds to this). The reason the media won’t let Chris move on with his life is because they are trying to use pressure to provoke him into a violent outburst so they can report it, but all the responsibility will be laid on Chris. Haters are hoping Chris does something stupid to end his career, while cheering Rihanna despite what she did to provoke Chris.

Although we are all accountable for our own actions, Rihanna was never held accountable for hitting Chris first repeatedly before he retaliated with greater force.

I say all this out of fairness to Chris, even though I am not his fan.

at least this time he re-directed his anger to inanimate objects in private. and hopefully, with time and more therapy- he will find even better ways to deal. Keeping emotions suppressed will only add to a worse outburst later.

Shame on cheap and manipulative media.

tommyboy's picture

What he did was the wrong thing to do,it will never be justified in any way,HOWEVER,,this is a remarkable talented young man and we have let people like the kardashians ,rebecca black and ocotmom become stars and make money from being retards but let Chris Brown make a bad judgement and his life is over with..who is without sin may cast the first stone,,forgive this young man and let him get along with his life.

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little_rascal's picture

I predict a serious shortage in Hanes underpants in the coming months. Every douchebag will want a few pairs.

sofster101's picture

Good. If people keep reminding you of what you did, maybe you will actually remember to never do it again.

JewJewBean's picture

These CB fanatics are PATHETIC. I mean, is it anything y'all WON'T say to defend this boy? He was given a second chance, hell...isn't this like the 4th or 5th, he blew it. Why is it so hard for people to come to terms w/what he really is? And, stop comparing him to charlie sheen. They are both assholes but CS has a powerful family behind him and has been in this business for a long time. That has a lot to do with why he is still around and making money. Not right, but that is what happens when the world is filled with a bunch of dumb fucks. You stand behind, and uplift people like this instead of giving people who actually deserve fame and fortune a chance. And, the whole 'he is just young' bs is ridiculous. You don't grow out of being a raging lunatics, it just gets worse. His fans and yes men don't give a damn about him b/c if they did, they would encourage him to get the help he desparately need and not make excuses for him. If he actually took the right steps to seek help, just imagine the kind of man he would be 2 or 3 yrs from now. You don't need to be a psychic to see where he is headed. SMDH. I guess he will have to kill somebody for people to finally wake the fuck up.

Annnnnnnnddddddd, why would they lie about him approving the questions? I mean, really?

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almostfamous88's picture

This no neck closet homo should give Miley her teeth back and go sit down...didn't that hair color die along with Sisqo's career?

Glad to see his anger management classes worked.*snort*

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Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
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If the guy behind him is one of his handlers or reps in that main photo, he looks like he could use a hug. He's wondering how he'll explain to all the people with money riding on Chris Brown's "comeback" why he couldn't stop him from breaking a window with a chair. Heads will roll. Not Chris's, of course.

I think his Community Service should have included visiting every women's refuge in the country and having the resident ladies use him for spitting practice.
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Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD's picture

Do you young people still use the term 'Jive Turkey?' Because this dumb fucking moron is a jive turkey ha ha.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 3:06pm.

Yeah, I forgot that Chris Brown was sent unconscious to the hospital. OH WAIT NO he barely had any scratches at all. Seriously. And Charlie Sheen is a shitty human being as well, suffer no delusions.

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Oh look! The anger management and the religious counseling paid off! Chris Brown is a changed man, y'all! He's not a violent, whiny self-absorbed douchebag anymore. Let's forgive him already and give him all our monies.

Heh. As long as it gets him spotlight who cares if he's slime.

People just like digging their own graves on Twitter.

Chris is just angry because he knows it will be a long time before he can get a woman like Rihanna again. Any good woman will stay away until he proves himself, and he hasn't. And the low quality women that he can get, like what Tiger is getting now, are users.

We need the corporate owned media to ONLY do interviews with celebrities and put the celebrity media, TMZ, Access Hollywood, etc.,etc, on the politicians, cuz this shit ain't workin'.

gossipskank's picture

You cannot compare Charlie Sheen and this punk Chris Brown.

Charlie Sheen is a mentally unstable drug addict while Chris Brown is a spoiled little punk that thinks the world owes him something.

MATTDingo's picture

All that money and the dudes wears Hanes?

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Stoney's picture

I guess she should consider herself lucky he didn't punch her in the face for saying the wrong thing.

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Submitted by im_not_creative on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 12:13pm.

He's breakin all yo windows, HE'S SNATCHIN YO ROBIN UP
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OT, Chris Brown wasn't a fucking juvenile delinquent when he went all Ike on Rihanna, he's a grown ass man that needs to man the fuck up and realize that there are things in our past that will bite us in the ass later on in life. Personally, I think he may have been somewhat redeemed if he would just shut the fuck up and quit playing the "woe is me" victim after the incident....when it was Rihanna that was the real victim.

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little_rascal's picture

Didn't MK post that photo of naked Chris Brown just a week ago, standing in front of a mirror and taking picture of himself, with a skinny long dick hanging to his knees?

shut the smurf up's picture

I am in no way a fan of this tool, but you know what?? he is right. Princess Ri-ri hit him too remember? and she has milked all the way to the bank acting like a tought whore.
Charlie Sheen stupid fucking comedy tour is SOLD OUT and the fucking guy Shot a woman. people seem to forget things really fast, but not for him

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crankenstein's picture

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im with him on this one. She's an asshole for talking about it. There is no way he approved that question. Its done, its been done a long time, let the guy just fucking plug his new cd.

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What a little bitch. I'm thinking that's what that Robin chick was thinking with his responses and maybe that's why she pushed him in a little shit stirring way. Good for her. Hey douchebag! Learn how to carry yourself asshole. It's not like it's going to be the last time you are going to be asked about it so you might as well accept that fact and get the fuck over it. You made your own Hell so get comfy. Some people will never forgive you and maybe you will get some back some fans after many years have passed if you are lucky. But then again, you can't even act right in public so God knows what kind of mess you are in private. The only option is to get in a car, pick up Charlie and Mel and head for the highest cliff. Go real fast and start flying. Society says thanks!

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Throw this one atop the mountainous pile of evidence of Beavertoof's immaturity: equating "haters/naysayers" with enemies.

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A Tale of Douchebags. Chris Brown is a douchebag. Robin Roberts is a douchebaggette. We know why Brown is a douchebag. Robin Roberts is a douchebag, like other members of the corporate media, because she is far, far tougher on celebrities and their scandals than she is with politicians. I remember Robin Roberts fawning interview with La Cabrona Palin, I don't remember her being half as tough as she was here. Like when Matt Lauer just nodded his head like a fucking dummy while people came on to sell the invasion of Iraq, but decided to become a real journalist when Michael Moore was on. ABC is also a douchebag, because they apparently called the cops on Brown. Hate him but he didn't injure anyone and if you're going to bring in a celebrity and start asking personal questions, I think you owe it to them to NOT CALL THE COPS if they get pissed.

I once worked with a woman whose husband would go on 4-day binges, blow his entire paycheck and start pawning shit from the house that wasn't paid for yet. A week later he'd bitch when the cable got cut off, and when the wife would then start with the "if you hadn't blown $400..." shit, he'd yell that that was all in the PAST and she needed to let it go.

As far as Charlie Sheen being praised for his crackery, I sincerely doubt it. I think the vast majority of the people egging Sheen on are the same ones who chant "jump! jump!" from street level when someone's on the ledge.

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Cara's picture

Girlfriend just needs a hug and some milk and cookies. He's so misunderstood.

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I'm not disagreeing with your statement at all. I'm fully in favour of second chances (I'm Canadian - we're nice like that). I'm more trying to say that when one says 'in his youth' it implies that he did something young and stupid like stealing a railroad-crossing sign.

When someone says 'oh, I wouldn't want someone bringing up the things I did in my youth' I think, "Yeah, me neither. Then again, I never beat the shit out of a celebrity and then went on television to further my fame and fortune through interviews either".

Submitted by viridian on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 2:24pm.

Yeah, but you misunderstand, not saying any of his behavior was excusable due to his youth, but I do believe that people should be given a chance to redeem themselves. He's a young enough man to change if he wants to. Chances are, he'll get another girlfriend, maybe even a wife, I would hope, for her, sake she's treated better. But if people are never given a chance to become better people, why even bother? It would be nice if we could just ship all the asshole men to an island, but we live in a society.

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I think, more than race, the issue with Charlie is NEPOTISM! HELLO! He's Martin Sheen's son. His whole family has been in the bidness FOREVER. THAT is how Charlie gets his passes.

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He HAS had a second chance, and just like Lipsy Lohan, HE BLEW IT. He is an angry motherfucker, and that is who he is.....he showed us he has not changed at all!

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Yeah, but you misunderstand, not saying any of his behavior was excusable due to his youth, but I do believe that people should be given a chance to redeem themselves. He's a young enough man to change if he wants to. Chances are, he'll get another girlfriend, maybe even a wife, I would hope, for her, sake she's treated better. But if people are never given a chance to become better people, why even bother? It would be nice if we could just ship all the asshole men to an island, but we live in a society.

Submitted by Heron on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 2:10pm.

The whole 'in his youth' argument is bullshit. He was an adult, legally able to have a vote on who runs the country. It's not like he got caught smoking salvia; he beat the shit out of his girlfriend and then promised to kill her when they got home.

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What a goddamn thug!!!

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Heron's picture

The whole 'in his youth' argument is bullshit. He was an adult, legally able to have a vote on who runs the country. It's not like he got caught smoking salvia; he beat the shit out of his girlfriend and then promised to kill her when they got home.

My first serious boyfriend, who was 19 when I was 17, punched me in the face when I wouldn't sleep with him. When my dad went to his house to punch him in the face his father asked, "What did she do to him first?". Because, you know, I musta had it comin'.

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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.

Chris is a bitchy little douche, but he's right about one thing, Charlie Sheen gets a pass for being a tantrum throwing bitch that beats women and it's not right. For the record Chris.....I think you're BOTH cowardly little cunts for beating on women.
I'd have more respect for Chris Brown if he actually went to therapy and learned to respect women since there's still hope because he's young than I'd ever have for princess Charlie who's just beyond redemption at this point. Stop whining about how unfair it is and get your shit together.

His head area looks like micro-peen. No wonder he's full of hate. Sorry, I don't say this often but he needs a fucking beat-down for real.

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Wood Dragon's picture

Can this assbag go away now and not ever come back?

Someone just needs to beat his ass already.
Of course people are going to keep bringing it up. He beat the crap out of her for who knows HOW long and outbursts like this don't exactly scream "I'm a changed person".

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Just because Chris Brown looks like a mutant nutsack's impersonation of Sisqo doesn't mean he's the Hulk. -- MK

Damn MK, where the fuck did you learn to write so dead on??? I want that GIFT!!!

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