On This Episode Of Tales From The Subway
This one has nothing to do with spaghetti, but it does star a speed reading piece of hotness in a periwinkle sweater and some fool who thinks he's in a Spike Lee movie or some shit. Mr. Periwinkle shows us how one should behave on the subway when faced with a ho who insists that you show him respect by calling him...BLOODY LOCO.
How are you supposed to respect a dude who sounds like the junior high school nickname you'd give a girl who got her period at an El Pollo Loco. You know the lady with the thermos is like, "....the hell? Bloody Loco sounds like a complimentary brunch cocktail made from Bloody Mary mix and old cans of Four Loko."
Meanwhile, Mr. Periwinkle knows how to turn a page! DAMN! We'd all hit it until we got bloody loco (I don't know what that means either).
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LynD,
I can't now. I'm hopelessly in love with you.
LynD
BJORK YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP OK? GET A LIFE AND STOP COMMENTING ON MY COMMENT LOSER....
AND IM NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING JUST DONT COME AT ME. U AINT PROVE SHIT EXCEPT THAT UR A DUMBASS WHO KEEPS COMMENTING ON OTHERS COMMENTS BUT WE CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.... ITS ALL GOOD JERKOFF
LynD,
No need to retort, really, as your response further proved my point about you. (And you have Karen Fatts defending you? Good luck with that.)
And so what if I "start shit" with you? What are you going to do? Throw spaghetti on my head and make me call you Bloody Loco LynD?
Daaamn! Periwinkle looks goood..
LynD TO FRAGGLE AND KAREN FLATTS
UUUM FRAGGLE ITS EASIER FOR ME TYPE IN CAPS SORRY AND I WILL CONTINUE TO, BUT I AGREE WITH YOU THAT THERE ARE ALOT OF SAD THINGS GOING ON, I JUST HAD TO RETORT BJORk YOU FOR THE RIDIC COMMENT. IT DESERVED AN ANSWER..SECONDLY ITS NOT BROAD BRUSHING RACES THIS IS THE INTERNET EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION, TO COMMENT ON MY OPINION IS KIND OF CORNY IF U ASK ME. U CAN COMMENT ON THE STORY AT HAND. IVE LIVED HERE LONG ENOUGH, EXPERIENCED ENOUGH TO KNOW AND SAY THIS BEHAVIOR IS A DISGRACE TO ME.
SECONDLY THANK U KAREN FLATTS YOU ROCK!!!
Submitted by LynD on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 11:32am.
LynD
LynD TO BJORK
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by LynD: "ALRIGHT WTF IS THIS ABOUT? IM SO TIRED OF BLACKS AND HISPANICS BEHAVING THIS WAY ITS SO EMBARASSING
PS BEFORE ANYONE STARTS I BEEN LIVING IN NYC SINCE I WAS A LIL GIRL I AM CARRIBEAN AND VERY FAMIIAR WITH THE BULLSHIT IN NYC EITHR U GO WITH IT OR YOU DONT....(TO ME ITS EMBARASSING LIKE I SAID.)"
Oh, so I guess what you wrote is okay because you are "Carribean" [sic]? Not. All kinds of people act up and in various ways, much of it having very little to do with race. If you are a New Yorker, as you claim, then you know that all kinds of folks act up on the train. Yeah, that's what those people do, they can't act right, don't make eye contact with them, blah, blah, blah.
YOU are kind of embarrassing, LynD.
Seriously Bjork YOU wat the hell is your point? This is why I STATED THAT I AM CARRIBEAN!! I KNEW ONE OF YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES WOULD SEE IT ANOTHER WAY. UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BEFORE YOU GO THERE AND TELL ME I AM EMBARASSING. ITS MY OPINION IF THE SHIT IS EMBARASSING IT IS EMBARASSING TO ME AS A MINORITY. RACE PLAYS ALOT BECAUSE DO YOU FIND MOSTLY WHITE PEOPLE IN THE HOOD? DO YOU FIND WHITE MAJORITY IN BRONX, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS? EAST NY? BROWNSVILLE? I DONT LIKE THIS BEHAVIOUR FOR ANYONE BUT AS A MINORITY ITS RIDICULOUS, EMBARASSING AND YES I HAD TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM WEST INDIAN. KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR TALKIN ABOUT BEFORE YOU COME FOR ME BJORK. DONT TRY TO START SHIT WITH ME WHEN YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL I AM SAYING. AND FOR THAT REASON YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND UR EMBARASSING. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ASAP!!!!!!
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Please don't get so worked up over "Bjork You". She is famous for playing the "love and peace and no racism" song, but yet she constantly puts down Americans. She is a closet anti-American puke who has a lot of nerve projecting her bias onto you.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
And of course they already autotuned this lol
http://www.youtube.com//watch?v=krYQnfCK9es
What the fuck, this is my life?!
finally got motivated and registered *smiles and waves* I love the subway stories. I've only been on one and I had a crazy in an instant. I was on a 6th grade trip, so I really had to be Mr. Periwinkle.
I love sweaters on a man! The guy was hot. Keep turning that page, baby. So sexy. MOAR, MOAR, MOAR!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
LynD on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 11:32am.
Why you jerkin' your tampon string on d-listed?
Yes, I CAN GO ALL UPPA-MUTHA-FUCKING-CASE in your FACE too. Does it state your case any better? Nope. I usually scroll past "Upper-Casers" because my brain ain't wired to read ALL UPPER-CASE.
Now, you may well have some good points. You, as a minority may well feel you can judge 'other' minorities accordingly, but all in all, it boils down in the end to broad-brushing folks with a very wide brush. I've met some scary@ss white people and believe me, when I say scary...I mean "Hide your women, Hide your babies, Hide your Husbands" SCARY.
So, baby girl? Take it down a notch and take the CAPS-LOCK off, okay?
Peace & Love...
The world is falling apart and we bitch on the stupidest shit.
Seriously.
Fucking seriously.
Mr. Periwinkle deserves and award for coolness. Good for him.
LynD
LynD TO BJORK
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by LynD: "ALRIGHT WTF IS THIS ABOUT? IM SO TIRED OF BLACKS AND HISPANICS BEHAVING THIS WAY ITS SO EMBARASSING
PS BEFORE ANYONE STARTS I BEEN LIVING IN NYC SINCE I WAS A LIL GIRL I AM CARRIBEAN AND VERY FAMIIAR WITH THE BULLSHIT IN NYC EITHR U GO WITH IT OR YOU DONT....(TO ME ITS EMBARASSING LIKE I SAID.)"
Oh, so I guess what you wrote is okay because you are "Carribean" [sic]? Not. All kinds of people act up and in various ways, much of it having very little to do with race. If you are a New Yorker, as you claim, then you know that all kinds of folks act up on the train. Yeah, that's what those people do, they can't act right, don't make eye contact with them, blah, blah, blah.
YOU are kind of embarrassing, LynD.
Seriously Bjork YOU wat the hell is your point? This is why I STATED THAT I AM CARRIBEAN!! I KNEW ONE OF YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES WOULD SEE IT ANOTHER WAY. UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BEFORE YOU GO THERE AND TELL ME I AM EMBARASSING. ITS MY OPINION IF THE SHIT IS EMBARASSING IT IS EMBARASSING TO ME AS A MINORITY. RACE PLAYS ALOT BECAUSE DO YOU FIND MOSTLY WHITE PEOPLE IN THE HOOD? DO YOU FIND WHITE MAJORITY IN BRONX, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS? EAST NY? BROWNSVILLE? I DONT LIKE THIS BEHAVIOUR FOR ANYONE BUT AS A MINORITY ITS RIDICULOUS, EMBARASSING AND YES I HAD TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM WEST INDIAN. KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR TALKIN ABOUT BEFORE YOU COME FOR ME BJORK. DONT TRY TO START SHIT WITH ME WHEN YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL I AM SAYING. AND FOR THAT REASON YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND UR EMBARASSING. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ASAP!!!!!!
Everybody loves the guy reading the book. I hope he gets a contract out of this. He's very cool.
http://plasticburning.blogspot.com/
Periwinkle is a hot piece of cashmere......
Loco be hatin'
Submitted by Cowjam on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:24am.
Submitted by reality check on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:05pm.
"public schoolkids after 3pm (oy!)"
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I lived in NYC for 16 years, and that was the most frightening subway experience of my life.
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Yup, they are OUT OF CONTROL!!!!
also, TEAM PERIWINKLE
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Daaaaaaaaamn, sweater dude is a hot piece!
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
seriously i would get on my back and go spread eagle legs behind my ears for mr periwinkle.
just look at how tight his sweater is...around those muscles.... oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy god.
I want to know how this ended. & yeah, periwinkle brings the hotness.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia
quite fittingly...
http://j.mp/f89sny
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .....Perriwinkle could have laced Bloody Loco's ass out in a minute...or should I say ASSSSAP....I have to watch this shit again...Please post more of these lmao
MABEL you slut - where r the prom pix? U know the dlisters deserve them...
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
I think Bloody Loco should become a Hot Slut and we should regularly pay homage. It would totally disable his cool factor in the hood. Oh wait---they don't actually USE computers....
Dickhead Loco is a punk ass bitch... I wish Periwinkle would have beat his ass down. And whoever said Mr. P. looks like he's military.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Ditto what Reality said. I ride the train all the time, and all kinds of trains (e.g., 1/9, A/C, N/R, 7, and L [rarely, rarely the J or M). The MTA are assholes, and I hope they burn in hell, but the subway system is one of the most comprehensive (extensive?) modes of pubic transportation in the world, operating all night. With one fare, I can go from Coney Island, located in the bottom of Brooklyn (sort of ) to the Bronx Zoo, located at the top of the Bronx. When it's working right, it's a fast, cheap way to travel. The stuff you are seeing here does not happen everyday or even every week to the average rider. And assholes, whether aggressive or passive aggressive, are everywhere. And as Reality wrote, it's the one place where people are thrown together, unlike folks commuting in cars. And when you think about the large number of people with their various moods and issues on any given day, it all works out quite okay in this huge, diverse metropolis. Unlike that wretched juleshasanstd, in NYC, even if you don't like a particular group or know anyone from a particular group outside of your own, for 5 or 20 or 40 or however long your commute, you at least have to sit next to, stand by, or be near someone outside of your comfort zone, and I'm not talking about Poco Loco, Spaghetti Girl (why not? we have Spaghetti Cat), or Judgmental Racist White Lady (sorry, too early to think of a name to give her).
mr. perwinkle is yummy...i was talking about taking public transport someplace else..i use it everyday and love no longer having to worry about a car, but i hate eaters, loud talkers, loud music, teenagers, adults, kids...but trained animals are ok...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
I wonder if the lady from the subway would confront THIS guy for eating spaghetti? I'd pay money to see that!
Submitted by viridian on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 12:22am.
Why the fuck is "eaters" on your list? Haven't you ever worked two shitty jobs? How ya supposed to eat between work hours? or how about grabbing a sandwich in between school and work? WTF?
Submitted by reality check on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:05pm.
"The subway is convenient but every now and then you have to put up with some nonsense. Eaters..."
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You're mad about eaters?!? What about entertainers?!?! The only people who entertain in your car are people you pay for and give you diseases!
Seriously tho - I don't know what you guys need but I feel bad becuz I complain about the ENERGY on the subway. I can get on the subway feeling all happy and joyous and come out ready to shank a bitch just for the negative energy people are putting out on the daily BUT!
Our subways are pretty clean (much cleaner than the street) and the people PRETTY MUCH keep to themselves. (I have NEVER (this comes from the other thread) seen an ASIAN (any kind) eating on the transit btw!) Most people don't eat more than a chocolate bar on any given day - and kids with their junk food - I've only ever seen the hint of a fight down there. And sometimes crazies go off but that's gonna happen anywhere. But maybe our rules are more strict. Or the workers are more diligent about upholding them. Or maybe it's just that there's more "US" than "THEM" on the subway cuz I also notice that, when something DOES start to happen, people are usually shamed - just from the looks - into shutting the hell up - you know?
You say you wouldn't give up your car until it's fixed but MAYBE that's ass backwards. MAYBE you gotta give up your car to fix it.
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Submitted by reality check on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:05pm.
The subway is convenient but every now and then you have to put up with some nonsense. Eaters, psychos,"entertainers", panhandlers, battery/toy/stuffed animal/earphone vendors, ghetto boys/girls, hoodrats, cholas, gangbangers, muggers, rats, garbage, garbled announcements, yuppies, hipsters, public shoolkids after 3pm (oy!) homeless, gropers, Wall Street types, lawyers, dancers, actors, models, tourists, young, old, fat, skinny, smelly, ugly, beautiful, uptowners, downtowners, midtowners, eastsiders, westsiders, outer boroughs. The NYC subway system is one of the few places where all worlds collide. People who under normal circumstances would never share space or time find themselves confined in an intricate system of cars and tubes for moments in time. It is the best and worst of New York City.
That's why I like it, even tough it can be a pain at times.
HMMMMM....I think Periwinkle is military...probably of the special forces or Marine variety. I say this for a variety of reasons, the haircut, the build and because of the hint of crazy in his eyes when he looked Bloody Loco in the eyes, when he told him to make eye contact. I'd assume he was probably pretty close to losing his cool and beating pollo loco.Just my observation :)
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Submitted by reality check on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:05pm.
"public schoolkids after 3pm (oy!)"
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I lived in NYC for 16 years, and that was the most frightening subway experience of my life.
WOW mr periwinkle is HOT!! hot damm...
and he works out too... oh my *fanning myself*
The subway is convenient but every now and then you have to put up with some nonsense. Eaters, psychos,"entertainers", panhandlers, battery/toy/stuffed animal/earphone vendors, ghetto boys/girls, hoodrats, cholas, gangbangers, muggers, rats, garbage, garbled announcements, yuppies, hipsters, public shoolkids after 3pm (oy!) homeless, gropers, Wall Street types, lawyers, dancers, actors, models, tourists, young, old, fat, skinny, smelly, ugly, beautiful, uptowners, downtowners, midtowners, eastsiders, westsiders, outer boroughs. The NYC subway system is one of the few places where all worlds collide. People who under normal circumstances would never share space or time find themselves confined in an intricate system of cars and tubes for moments in time. It is the best and worst of New York City.
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well said! i just came up with an idea for a documentary. i see this shit on a daily basis and i might start recording it and making a "best of" movie.
ASAP!!!
Submitted by kyky on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:57pm.
While watching this fuctard it occurred to me that if the tree huggers want us to stop clogging up the ozone with our gas guzzling SUVs than they need to do something about the trash that seems to accumulate on public transit. Nobody's going to give up the zen of commuting in their Escalade, with Bruno Mars telling them that they are "amazing just they way they are" from their stereos, in exchange for spaghetti throwing street bitches and an lunatic Latinos with an outdated street name... just sayin
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Most "amen" comment in a while!
Mr Periwinkle is bloody hot-o.
Why the fuck is "eaters" on your list? Haven't you ever worked two shitty jobs? How ya supposed to eat between work hours? or how about grabbing a sandwich in between school and work? WTF?
Submitted by reality check on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:05pm.
"The subway is convenient but every now and then you have to put up with some nonsense. Eaters..."
Awww, I miss public transportation......ride my bike or actually drive (of which I'm ashamed) round the city these days....I grew up with this shit. Too fuuuuuny.
Submitted by Jana on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by snideychick on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:21pm.
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Submitted by snideychick on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 8:51pm.
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that must have been fucking scary. Thank god for that kid.
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Yes, it was at the time but a few days later I was pissed and wanted to tear that guy with the knife apart. My dad demanded I carry after this incident and bought the pistol I still have to this day.
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I can understand the fear and need for protection. The fear turns to anger, it's perfectly normal. I hope you'll be safe with the gun. I used to carry pepper spray afterward, but at 32, I don't go out and party like that anymore.
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Oh it's cool. I grew up hunting and target shooting and dad made sure we (me & the sibs) all respected what a gun could do and be responsible. I don't go around like a silly gangbanger or wannabe like Bloody Tampon in the video.
All this because some dumb broad was enticed by a snake to take a bite of a forbidden fruit. Time to begin the world anew.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
ASAP! A FUCKING SAP!
Mr. Periwinkle for hor slut (sweetesttypoever!!) of the year! When did we stop doing that btw? I liked that. aaand, Mr periwinkle was THIS CLOSE to whoopin bloody locos ass. especially when he demanded eye contact! Fool ass fool doesnt realize how lucky he was to be graced by mr. periwinkles presence! he almost got his ass beat!
Oh more scenes from the reality show called Subway Stories I see...
Mr. Man in the blue is fione....... pollo coco loco sounds like he just came out of jail. That's how they talk. It's good that everyone kept things under a low simmer.
Man if you want the answer to keep all these hipsters and gentrifiers to stop coming to NY, just show more of these tales from the undergound.
The subway is convenient but every now and then you have to put up with some nonsense. Eaters, psychos,"entertainers", panhandlers, battery/toy/stuffed animal/earphone vendors, ghetto boys/girls, hoodrats, cholas, gangbangers, muggers, rats, garbage, garbled announcements, yuppies, hipsters, public shoolkids after 3pm (oy!) homeless, gropers, Wall Street types, lawyers, dancers, actors, models, tourists, young, old, fat, skinny, smelly, ugly, beautiful, uptowners, downtowners, midtowners, eastsiders, westsiders, outer boroughs. The NYC subway system is one of the few places where all worlds collide. People who under normal circumstances would never share space or time find themselves confined in an intricate system of cars and tubes for moments in time. It is the best and worst of New York City.
Periwinkle is purty but he makes too much eye contact with Coco Loco to play safe.
As a young woman in 1980's New York, walking home to the Lower East Side, late at night, I knew who to look in the eye, "Dude don't mess with me because I will cut you" and who not to look in the eye, "Freak pass me by because I am not engaging your crazy" and I never had trouble. That and I was lucky.
Submitted by Fraggle on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 10:18pm.
boredasfuckyo on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:57pm.
Relate, BUT, this guy was totally UN-fuck-worthy. It was a pity-date of epic stuportions.
The only thing good about his nasty ol' ass mackin' on me was that I got to ride the bus in peace after that because his ass was lucky I didn't charge him for the fuckery he pulled on me.
I'm sorry, but, yes, MEN, some of you are rapist, sick, pervert mother-fuckers. There, I said it. Cry into your rapist cheerios on your mother-fucking manosphere blogs about how your rapist ass is innocent and women be fakin' that shit.
I NEVER reported my rapist.
EVER.
I fucking wish I did too because that scum was a married man with two children and a wife and she deserved to know what a scum-bag her husband was.
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Wait he actually raped you? Or attempted? Not that it's right either way.Wow what a filthy piece of shit. The dude I went on a date with wasn't that bad, and it wasn't his looks that so much made him unfuckable, it was his shitty personality that made him unfuckable. I would never fuck him. He was a very uncomfortable individual. Our second date he pretty much snuggled me like we had been dating for years. And got in back of me and put his arms around me.Then somewhere on the 3rd date (yea there was a third unfortunately) He kept trying to get me to look and touch his cock. like "look how hard you're getting it, touch it, come on." Then tried to take my hand all sly-like and make me touch it without me noticing, but I did, and stopped him. I was like dude, I FUCKING SAID NO. He listened though. The only good thing about that ass hat was he had a fly ass truck, and now he just avoids me if he sees me, which i haven't seen him for awhile. I'm really sorry that happen to you. People like that fucking nasty ass douche trying to abuse their power, I would abuse my foot in his ass. They just need to fucking fall off a cliff and get in impaled in the asshole by a tree branch sticking out the side on the way down.
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@sue calico
'fairly common' may have been the wrong choice of words but reading about multiple stabbings in a two week period on the 14 and even more fights on the bus and off the bus route is sketchy. Im not trying to imply all Sf busses are awful but I have witnessed enough violenT,NASTY,assaultive behavior to be wary. The stabbings and violence are mostly gang related and often happen whoen people jump off at a stop.
Koko,
On what bus lines are stabbings "fairly common"? I live in SF and well, that doesn't seem quite accurate. The stabbings I've heard about have been been spread out, not concentrated on any one line.
boredasfuckyo on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:57pm.
Relate, BUT, this guy was totally UN-fuck-worthy. It was a pity-date of epic stuportions.
The only thing good about his nasty ol' ass mackin' on me was that I got to ride the bus in peace after that because his ass was lucky I didn't charge him for the fuckery he pulled on me.
I'm sorry, but, yes, MEN, some of you are rapist, sick, pervert mother-fuckers. There, I said it. Cry into your rapist cheerios on your mother-fucking manosphere blogs about how your rapist ass is innocent and women be fakin' that shit.
I NEVER reported my rapist.
EVER.
I fucking wish I did too because that scum was a married man with two children and a wife and she deserved to know what a scum-bag her husband was.
Yep, as a New Yorker born and raised I see this is probably a Bronx bound 4 train. "Bloody" means he's in the Bloods gang. Those people are crazy. In their initiation they stab random people outside. There are some crazy bastards out there. I wish that sexy blue sweater would have punched him in the face.
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Submitted by Zonko on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:31pm.
It's worth living in Los Angeles and paying every goddamn penny that i pay for a car, insurance and gasoline.
I'd rather walk 5 fucking miles in the rain than to take a subway OR a bus.
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Have to agree with you there. I've had some many bad experiences on the bus or train. Let ALONE having to deal with the repulsive smells. Mind you, I was once walking home with two bags of groceries and this guy pulls up in this van with No side or back windows and asks if I'd like a ride. Are you fucking kidding me? Like I'd crawl into some guy's van that is probably going to be my last ride anywhere. I made a hasty departure and lost his ass by going down a side street.
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@Koko
Don't even get me started on the piece of shit Muni drivers. Yup, don't look to them to help you out. I will walk through the Mission at 3 in the morning before I take the 14 bus. Hell no!
Submitted by Fraggle on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 7:49pm.
The worst thing I ever experienced on public transportation (I took a bus to my job and back home every morning/night when I was 18) was being hit-on by the bus-driver. I finally went on a date with him because he was so damned relentless (he was fucking 40-something) and he macked all over me like a complete, drooling, nasty ol' freak and from thereafter, riding the bus when it was his route was a damned nightmare.
There is no weirder silence than being on a bus with a guy driving it that practically tried to rape your ass. lol
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What a fucking coicidence. I ride the bus to and from school,they had a new bus driver, that had just started working there. He was like late 20s early 30s. Shaved his head, always wore sunglasses like he was fucking Keanu Reeves in speed or something.He seemed nice enough though. Asked me for my number so I thought you know what the hell? BIIIIG MISTAKE. He constatly bragged about how so many women wanted to fuck him, and how he gets loads upon loads of offers of ass all day(Yet I never saw a single chick fall over him). Would constantly ask me if I thought he was cute and WHY didn't I ask HIM for his NUMBER? Like my whole fucking reason for going on the bus was to find potential dates and shit. Basically called anyone who rode the bus garbage that didn't register as "human beings to him", without realizing i was ONE of those people.He then told me the longest he's ever gone without sex in a new relationship was like 2 weeks, and I told him, he was gonna have to wait longer than that if he was with me. Shortly after he told me he didn't think it would work out because he was in love with someone else....Safe to say whether that was In fact the case or just some line being used because I wouldn't put out the tang or not. I was not too heartbroken.
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