QOTD: Niki Taylor Better Watch It
I will not disagree with anybody who says that Gary Busey is a grand master of poetry whose language skills are so advanced that only Teletubbies truly know what he's saying (and vice versa). If NBC published the transcript of every episode of Celebrity Apprentice it would be filed into the American poetry section of your local library and that's partly because of the trailer mix of words that come flying out of his mouth. Well, technically they hit his bumper teeth, bounce off of his tonsils and then they come flying out of his mouth.
Like at the beginning of last night's episode, Gary shook the hand of the CEO of Camping World and said, "I know nothing's free, but my heart to your heart is free. Did you hear that?" POETRY! So beautiful it should be etched into crack rocks. And then Gary left Ivanka Trump completely hypnotized when he dazzled her with one of his homegrown acronyms (example: FREEDOM = Facing Real Exciting Energy Developing Our Miracles). GARY (Geezer Ass Rascal Yapping) is amazing! Not only does he have the face of Fire Marshall Bill, but he spits out the fiery truth too!
With all that being said, the quote of the night belongs to Ms. Dionne Warwick! Dionne Warwick is your run of the mill grouchy old bitch who doesn't give a fuck today and definitely won't give a fuck tomorrow. So Dionne spent 3 hours browsing for placemats and didn't come up with anything. She don't give a fuck! So everybody on the team is mad that Dionne hates deaf people. She don't give a fuck! But Dionne did give a fuck last night when she got in project manager Niki Taylor's face and had a few suggestions for how the team should be run. It ended with Dionne blurting out the line of the night: I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER, HUSSY!
"I've Got Your Number, Hussy!" should really be the name of Dionne's comeback single. I thought "hussy" died with the plague, but Dionne brought it out of its casket and gave it new life! I swear, I just want to piss Dionne off (which isn't hard) so she can call me a HUSSY (Harlots Undermining Sassy Sexy Yodelers).
And let's really end this post with a BANG in the form of Detective La Toya's trailer outfit from last night.
She looks like an Appalachian child hooker circa 1991 who is off to Las Vegas for a better life.
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I loved the first two seasons.
with the Piers Morgan(<3) and Omarosa
and Joan Rivers (<3) and Annie Duke
now it's just boring
they don't have bitchfights anymore
not like... real ones =(
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fairycouture - wickedd
I loved the first two seasons.
with the Piers Morgan(<3) and Omarosa
and Joan Rivers (<3) and Annie Duke
now it's just boring
they don't have bitchfights anymore
not like... real ones =(
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fairycouture - wickedd
I loved to hear Dionne sing back in the day, still do. But she IS one nasty old bitch! I guess the Psychic Friends shit really bummed her out.
Since the Joan Rivers season, I've been all over this trainwreck show without shame.
This season is indeed full of win and I liked the firings so far, except for I think the playmate that kinda looks like a Kardassian should have gone instead of Lisa Rhina, because obviously she's there for eye candy and firing fodder later on anyway, when Donald Trump tells her to piss off, so he doesn't have to fire Star Jones, or some other more famous/entertaining asshole.
Dione, what else can be said about this cunt that hasn't yet? My God, get over your damn self, you're too old for this and it's not cute.
Dionne Warwick is the best thing about this season!
I have to disagree...I think Gary Busey's quote "I can hear my toenails grow" should be QOTD. hahahaha. Love this season. I hope Gary stays on for awhile.
I just can't beweave I'm missing ANYTHING with Gary Busey in it.
♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
NoirEaster, I agree with everything you said.
Dionne is mean but slow to see thebig picture. She hitched herself to Star and she has a rude awakening because Star is going to throw her under the bus one day soon and go on to be the Celebrity Apprentice. Good luck with that, Dionne.
I heart LaToya and Marlee and NeNe. The other ones aren't memorable enough and they won't be around long.
I don't feel sorry for Marlee because I think she is happy in her real life, and she doesn't give a fig if these rude bitches aren't nice to her.
LOL at the Fire Marshall Bill reference!! I swear tho that I will never be able to listen to an old Dionne Warwick song the same way. There's NO reason to be MEAN in the world of business. If you are mean in the world of business like a Donald Trump, it means you will not be happy once you get to heaven because you'll have a lot of forgiving of yourself to do.
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dionne warwick & star jones are just annoying =(
but i love gary and latoya
they are weird =)
fairycouture - wickedd
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 12:19am.
Isn't Warwick some sort of music legend? Why on earth is she on this crap show?
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Simple. To finance her, Whitney and Bobby Christina's drug habit.
*hacked post*
I like this show ...it's my first time watching it and it is very entertaining. I always figured Dionne Warwick to be kind of "nice"...I mean all those lovely songs she sang...they were beaaauuutiful! But MAN...was I wrong...she is one crotchety old hag! She's meaner than a junk yard dog! How can she be so rude to a deaf person? I now dislike her intensely. I'm kind of glad to know the truth. She's a frickin witch!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 12:19am.
Isn't Warwick some sort of music legend? Why on earth is she on this crap show?
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Well why on earth was she doing commercials for the Psychic Network a decade ago? I don't think she cares about credibility at this point in her old age, just attention and/or getting paid.
Isn't Warwick some sort of music legend? Why on earth is she on this crap show?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Guys, I highly doubt Gary comes up with any of these acronyms himself.
I've heard a number of ministers and motivational speakers say these types of things over the years, I know he is getting these from one of them. All of this genius isn't coming from the sole source of Gary's whacked out-brain..
Dionne is a dumb raging cunt.
Why the fuck was she asking where so-and-so (forget her name) was (when she knew) if she wasn't just trying to pull shit and make trouble?
Just a nasty ass lazy follower.
-Busey is da man. I also believe he's a genius, IQ-wise.
(lol@"LUCKY=Live Under Correct Knowledge Yearly")
-Hating Star. She (and they) think she's sooo "smart". Pleeease, can someone please shout "GAY AL!!!" in her face? Just once? -she ain't smart, not at all, expose that bitch.
-Loving Nene as usual, can't wait for her to put the TNT under Star's gruesome lard packed ass.
-Hating Warwick.
-Cheering on Matlin for recognizing Dionne's pure evil.
-Meatloaf rocks compassionate energy.
-McGrath is firecracker.
-Lil John is blah and his ever present sunglasses reeks insecurity (not to mention his petty childlike squabbling).
-The dark haired model is blah.
-Nikki Taylor is/was blah.
-Country singer dude is blah.
-Canseco is a dumbass lazy fuck on the verge of a facial explosion.
-Hatch is just interesting as hell, he's like watching two people at once, controlled by a third, very calculating, asshole. -quick to step over the line and quick to jump back.
-LaToya is fake as fake gets, but harmless, so I can't hate.
-Donald is the biggest douche, as are his pencil-necked freak offspring.
Too bad they bumped Lisa off so early, but if she couldn't argue against those dumb twatburgers, then maybe she deserved to go (but, not before the other two (Warwick&Star).
Saved the Cassidy episode and occasionally put it on just to fast forward to him acting like a pussy and watching him getting treated like a pussy (by another pussy) -all while denying he was a pussy.
Can't forget Canseco's cameo pussy role at the end, like an old man's version of "My Bodyguard" -the way Cassidy kept lovingly looking up at Canseco in the boardroom.
-that shit is priceless.
I fucking love Gary and he really is a genius. That accident must have fucked his head up for real, but keep the LOL's coming, Gary!
All the Dionne hate - I'm Team Dionne until she hears "You're hired!" because she sang "Theme to 'Valley of the Dolls' ". And "Heartbreaker" was catchy but she had Barry Gibb to thank for that.
And "Alfie". "Alfie!!!!!"
DIVA gets a pass for life.
Dionne Warwitch is an old useless psychic circus freak.
The real WTF moment was when the models had to Google what century they were in.
the only one not afraid of miss warlock is Marlee matlin and for that I'm grateful .
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Dionne is the queen of cunts. Yeah, I said it. Star Jones only wishes she had that much evil in her.
This season is cray-crazy! Busey is just plain and simple a nutbar living on a completely different planet from the rest of us.
NeNe hasn't turned it on but I understand she gets in with Star. I believe it turns physical.
Is anyone bothered by Jose's annoying eye twitches. What is up with that?
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Bjork, "Eyes" was a movie release but it had a cornball hokey TV movie ending that had people in the audience laughing. And Babs sang at the END. It didn't last more than a week or two at the theaters.
I honestly forgot, besides the detective/boyfriend being the killer, didn't she go blind or something? Whatever, word-of-mouth killed it.
Ivanka Trumps tits are huge...that is all.
Nope, sorry, strongly disagree, Tex, and you obviously didn't read what I wrote to you in the Everyone Hates Rebecca Black post.
"Eyes" was a major motion picture; Babs did the title song. It's campy, true, not one of Dunaway's tour de forces (usage?), but a good one for me nevertheless.
Why the hate, Tex?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLQwvh4hDdI&feature=related
Dionne growling out the word "husseh" was awesome. I wasn't sure I had heard her right the first time, but after she repeated it (and the producers included closed-captioning, just so we wouldn't miss it) I laughed my ass off. It was beautiful.
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"I feel really bad for The Situation. Because he is to comedy what I am to women's gymnastics." - Lisa Lampinelli
"She looks like an Appalachian child hooker circa 1991 who is off to Las Vegas for a better life." I laughed so hard. I have nothing else to add .
Speaking of disco, does anyone else love this song? First 45 I bought, back in 1978 or 79.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylqm1loWguk
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"Eyes" was such a TV-movie of the week. I remember reading a review saying "How awful for Barbra Streisand that when her big moment comes with the end credits the audience is either laughing or booing over it."
Bjork, I'm not 100% positive, but I think I may have just soiled my undergarments.
HHHHahahahaaaahaha! *squirt*
Submitted by islandgirl: "Wait, was that a young Rene Auberjonois? BE STILL, MY HEART!! Hahaha, I haven't seen that in yonks!!"
That movie has everyone: Dunaway, Jones, Raul Julia, Brad Dourif, Rene Auberjonois, and real-life "Vogue" model Lisa Taylor (who was dating Jones at the time).
Another for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMAaBlcNy74
I dunno, Bjork. Must be the acoustics on the cruise ship. Cringe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mLXfPTR91s
Jose CanofCrisco twitches like a crack whore. Warlock is apparently a major bitch - but I love her old Bacharach album.....I will enjoy it a bit less, though. Star Jones is Cunty-McCuntress. Gary B is not quite there (well, he had a massive head injury) - worked with him on a movie...he lined up whores every evening at wrap. How very unoriginal of him.
Wait, was that a young Rene Auberjonois? BE STILL, MY HEART!! Hahaha, I haven't seen that in yonks!!
Submitted by islandgir: "Sweet mother of god, France Joli turned into Sally Struthers."
I know, I know, but she can still sing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iknQReS3fEg
Ah, "Let's All Chant." I always remember the fashion shoot from that Dunaway thriller "The Eyes of Laura Mars," one of the few films to get high fashion right. Screw that lame Altman comedy about fashion; "TEOLM" was the shit, even though Tommy Lee Jones got all crazy at the end and tried to kill her in her white carpeted, mirror-covered penthouse. I don't care what a bitch she was or still is: Dunaway gave good face (and she could act, too).
Ah, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdZNt46SkMQ
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 8:40pm.
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Sweet mother of god, France Joli turned into Sally Struthers.
islandgirl, what happened to France Joli?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4KAwLTpBuQ&NR=1
Nicki Taylor is smokin
Bjork... LOVE.IT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0WJJFjfenM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3nPLfG9gZY
I could go on forevah. :)
Submitted by islandgirl: "Disco, you say? I knew I liked you for a reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVgM7qeAlko"
Oh. here. go. hell. come.
The memories! Look at Patrick all cool, working that cane and not overplaying anything. He really means it when he sings, "Born to be alive."
Back at you, islandgirl:
Check out Borat on bass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX_FuChIY_M
You and France Joli get down with your funky selves at the 2:15 mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA56YOplirk
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 7:54pm.
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Disco, you say? I knew I liked you for a reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVgM7qeAlko
I remember when poor Niki lost her kid sister to death by using Primatene Mist. I don't even think you can get that anywhere anymore except for some very black Serbian market.
I remember when poor Niki lost her kid sister to death by using Primatene Mist. I don't even think you can get that anywhere anymore except for some very black Serbian market.
Sorry, TimC, wrong!! "Solid Gold" rocked, and they had current guests. (It was on with shows like "Dance Fever" and such.) Sure, it was slightly cheesy, but to young queens everywhere, it was a call to arms!
And by the way, disco never died BECAUSE IT NEVER WILL. To quote the People of the Village: Can't stop the music!
Dionne Warwick's got a voice like an angel, but she's a stone cold bitch. Truth.
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Niki Taylor still looks beautiful. But I wiki's her and she and some NASCAR idiot got enganged after date 3. Suspect; not to mention he sports some serious gay face in my opinion.
Submitted by UltraBaroque
I feel kinda awful, but that really made me laugh.
(I know I'll wake up deaf tomorrow as punishment.)
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or you'll wake up as a relay operator :P
Well every A-list solo artist and pop group did Solid Gold back then...only those who were on their way to success or had arrived got into it. So back then, it must have been a far more reputable gig for Dionne and a way to connect with younger audiences than promoting a physic phone line.
"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
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You must have been about 5 years old back then. That show was considered a HUGE joke at the time, I don't care how many has beens went on there with their stale new songs with a monotonous disco beat added to try to make them seem more hip.
That said, I watched it more than a couple dozen times. I don't remember much except those dancers who were considered super nasty at the time, but nowadays toddlers and tiaras is probably racier.
Disco was pronounced dead before that show even debuted. That show was like Joan Collins desperately trying to resuscitate her dead fiancé on Dynasty.