Practically All Of The Spice Girls Are Knocked Up
Posh Spice is eating for one, Baby's having a baby, and now Scary Spice has announced that she has also caught fetus fever. SPICE UP YOUR OVARIES! The state of Sporty and Ginger's uterus is unknown at this time, but I have a feeling it won't be long for tiny hands to slap a DO NOT DISTURB sign over their wombs. When they signed their souls over to Simon Fuller, the fine print on their contract stated that they must birth heirs to the Spice Girls throne at the same time. Having seen the Spice Girls in concert, I can say with confidence that the Spice Babies will probably be better at lip-synching than their predecessors.
Scary Spice used Hello Magazine (via The Sun) to announce that she and her husband of 3.5 years Stephen Belafonte (no relation to Shari) will have a brand new baby friend in their arms this summer. Scary already has a 12-year-old daughter named Phoenix Chi and a three-year-old daughter with Eddie Murphy named Angel Iris. This will be her first with Stephen and she's under the sun about it!
"We're really excited. We wouldn't have planned and waited for four yours to have a baby if we weren't really excited about it and ready for it. Even though you can never really be truly ready.I haven't fully decided if I want to know (the sex of the baby) or not. I'm over the first trimester, so I'm past the shady three months and on to safe territory. The first three months, I was pretty sick and tired, to be honest, which I've never been before. I'm always broody. Hopefully, I'm going to be pregnant by the end of this year, or, if not, next year. I love kids."
My favorite part of this news is the comments it has produced over at The Sun. Some people can't believe that Scary is going to have three kids with three different fathers (example: "Having 3 kids by 3 different fathers is nothing to be proud of, love")!!!!!! The hell are they throwing shade at? Of course this is something to be proud of! It means that Scary has equal opportunity ovaries and an International womb house of fetuses in her body. That is something to be proud of, love.
Besides, just think of the baby names Scary will come up with. She's already got a Phoenix Chi and an Angel Iris, so I'm thinking she's going to go with either Tuscon Tai Latte or Buffy Pupil.
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I'm really failing to see your point. If you're straight comparing a woman having 3 kids by three different men to adoptive parents I don't understand how the two are even close to the same. If you're comparing earning power or financial ability to care for kids no matter who or where they come from, then I can how you drew a line between Mel and the EatASammich-Jolies.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 7:58am.Not that I think Mel B. is some kind of harlot since she was married to two of her kids' fathers (still giving the side eye over the Eddie Murphy thing). But adopting orphaned children is NOT the same as having biological children by multiple people. AT ALL.
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Really? Mel B has enough money to raise that child or those children. I'm puuurrrty sure she loves all of them and they came out of her womb.
Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 7:53am.
Cut the girl some slack! The Holy Super-Parents of New Orleans have three children by three different parents! Now if they can do that then Mel B can have three children by thre different men. There I said it.
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Not that I think Mel B. is some kind of harlot since she was married to two of her kids' fathers (still giving the side eye over the Eddie Murphy thing). But adopting orphaned children is NOT the same as having biological children by multiple people. AT ALL.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
She looks like Aubrey O'Day.
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Cut the girl some slack! The Holy Super-Parents of New Orleans have three children by three different parents! Now if they can do that then Mel B can have three children by thre different men. There I said it.
Ick - could he be more scummy/creepy?
Tuscon Tai Latte? I think you mean Tuscan Chai Latte. Tuscon Tai was so 2008.
Submitted by zachhcaz on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 12:16pm.
What makes me vom about this picture is the cheesy look of faux surprise on that tart's mug: "Jeepers, I've never had a man's hand placed thusly on my bosom! This is all so delightfully madcap!" The only surprise there would be if--after years of scar tissue formation and silicon weep--anything less than a defibrillator paddle at full wattage got a tingle out of those lifeless lumps.
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Anything less than a different babydaddy for each child would be considered a total failure.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
This kind of reminds me of all of the girls I went to high school with who had babies in high school or right out of high school. Obviously those relationships didn't last so they went on to have other kids with other baby daddies. It's kind of like they thought to themselves, "I had a kid with him, so I might as well have a kid with the new guy, too."
Since Scary Spice has been married to this guy a few years I don't think it's that bad but in general it is pretty trashy to have multiple kids with different guys, especially if you weren't married at the time.
Saw the pic and thought 'who's the bald dude feeling up Snookie?'.
Everyone is starting to look like Snookie from Aquilera to the Kardassians - now a lesser Spice girl.
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I thought her husband would be a sleezy skeezball but was surprised by how funny he was on their show. Mind you I only saw 2 or 3 episodes.
Couldn't really care for Mel B. Saw her on some program in the UK last year? where she had to move onto a council estate and live on benefits. She fucking sucked. If she treated those kids like she does her own children I feel for them. She spent all of her time at the gym and barely interacted with them. Keith Allen, who I don't care for, rocked and put her to shame. She was a shitty "parent".
What is that red dot in her left eye? it looks like she poked herself with a pencil.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
I give them a year. They don't call her "Crazy Spice" for nothing.
cholly sheen has FIVE babies by THREE different mommas - and he's a crackhead.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 12:03pm.
Bald-headed creep.
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My thoughts exactly!
Mr. Clean Date Rape looking asshole - holy shit, hahahaha! He looks like the guy in the corner cubicle that does that V-tongue shit at you when nobody's looking, but would never get fired because the boss man loves him so much.
Some may argue there's nothing wrong with three or more kids from three or more fathers but what the hell is good about it? Surely this sleaze (still fucking ewww @ him) doesn't even have money. *cue Ace of Base song all that she wants is another baby*
her eye is BLOWN!!!!!!
people who pick horrible, fucked up names should be sterilized by the gub'ment.
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Submitted by zachhcaz on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 12:16pm.
What makes me vom about this picture is the cheesy look of faux surprise on that tart's mug: "Jeepers, I've never had a man's hand placed thusly on my bosom! This is all so delightfully madcap!"
ROTFLMAO
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks...
Shush, you shameless hussy.
LMFAOOOOO I love it when MK tries to predict the names...remember what Posh's daughter might be?
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She's obviously chasing Ulrika Jonsson's 4x4 title crown.
"Hopefully, I'm going to be pregnant by the end of this year, or, if not, next year. I love kids."
What the fuckety fuck? She is pregnant and already talking about the NEXT time she gets knocked up?
Oh and three kids by three different babydaddies is no big deal. For many folks this is perfectly normal. Just ask the young lady eating spaghetti on the subway in one of MK's posts last week.
My mom said that to me, when I became pregnant with my son in 09. "You are going to have a third child with all different men!!'
YIKES!!
Not my fault!!! Married too young (1st son), major mistake (2nd kid) and the love of my life (third kid).
Life happens!!
Good for Scary Spice!
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 12:20pm.
She's a lot hotter now that she has the big boobs.
The redhead was alright there for a while when she went blonde and got all fit. She's a fat girl hiding in a thin girls body though, time will be her undoing.
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Not trying to stir any shit, but out of sheer curiosity, what's with the nazi propaganda image and Zapata quote? Kinda incompatible, don't you think? Or am I missing something?
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 12:04pm.
Fester must have the dick of death cuz he ain't no looker.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
She's a lot hotter now that she has the big boobs.
The redhead was alright there for a while when she went blonde and got all fit. She's a fat girl hiding in a thin girls body though, time will be her undoing.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
WTF is that smarmy bottom dweller pulling a lamprey on her chichi's? NASHTY.
She used to be cute. Hard to believe with the plastic tits, fried hair and rapey-faced husband.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
Useless celebrity sticking its thumb and worse in our faces. Meh!
What makes me vom about this picture is the cheesy look of faux surprise on that tart's mug: "Jeepers, I've never had a man's hand placed thusly on my bosom! This is all so delightfully madcap!" The only surprise there would be if--after years of scar tissue formation and silicon weep--anything less than a defibrillator paddle at full wattage got a tingle out of those lifeless lumps.
They are both gross and stupid.
IF, right? That is some flighty, irresponsible shit.
IMO, it means that having kids is not serious business to her. It's like acquiring a fur coat or something. For me, having children with Mr. Hekki is like a sacred expression of our love and shit. We multiplied our love! It doesn't seem that special if you're doing it with everyone, ya know?
And it also seems like the desperate way some women have of tying themselves to a man forever. It's kind of stalkerish.
Yeah, I'm a judgy bitch.
Creeeeeeeeppppppppyyyyy!!!!!!!!
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Bald-headed creep.
He looks like a sleazy porn star that fucks random women in the club's VIP section with no rubber on. Eww. Great daddy choice there, Scary Spice.
Submitted by harveyprice on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:54am.
Personally, I would have a really hard time letting some Mr. Clean Date Raper looking asshole cum in my shit. But that's just me.
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He looks like the creepiest guy in the office, no lie. That ups the heebie jeebie factor for me.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Congrats to this couple, I gueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess
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Personally, I would have a really hard time letting some Mr. Clean Date Raper looking asshole cum in my shit. But that's just me.
I've been to the Ryan Phillipe and have seen the glory of the boston61. Now I shall proceed to the kitchen where I will pour copious amounts of bleach into my eyeballs.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:46am.
Submitted by LaChaylo: "*stares down sadly at lock and chain keeping legs together because boston61 told me too*"
Huh? This must have been a thread that I thankfully missed because boston61 is a whack-a-doo. And LaChaylo, not to be too presumptuous, but I don't think a mere lock and chains can keep your legs together, you strumpet.
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LOL!! I wish I could change my name to La Strumpet!!! Indeed, Bjork You, you know me too well!
It was a thread you missed, thankfully - the last Ryan Flippy and the unknown actress he's allegedly knocked up.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:46am.
And LaChaylo, not to be too presumptuous, but I don't think a mere lock and chains can keep your legs together, you strumpet.
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Ahh, I applaud your use of strumpet, harlot. I love those old school words for 'ho'!
And yes, LaChaylo is a trollop!
LOL LOL
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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So she had all girls and Posh had all boys. I'm thinking maybe they should have just swapped one set of kids.
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Let's not count little Angel Iris against Scary since that was strictly business on her part, lol.
Eddie Murphy's Baby = $$$
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by LaChaylo: "*stares down sadly at lock and chain keeping legs together because boston61 told me too*"
Huh? This must have been a thread that I thankfully missed because boston61 is a whack-a-doo. And LaChaylo, not to be too presumptuous, but I don't think a mere lock and chains can keep your legs together, you strumpet.
WTF is with that quote? Is she pregnant or not?
And yeah, he is extremely creepy. He's got date rapey eyes.
three kids with three different daddies? thats three separate checks..
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger..
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