Sunday, March 20th 2011
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Stooshe, a new British girl group that is showing us what you would get if you mixed early TLC, Fannypack, Natalie from The Bad Girls Club, the reject pile from a Kid 'N Play back-up dancer audition, impeccable tuck game, and a whole lot of ho shit! Not only are they Hot Sluts because their first single is called "Fuck Me," but they also get points for having a lead who's a lesbian drag king doing a Boy George impersonation. And because if you added an "l" after the second "o" in their name, it would sound like an anal tampon product for the older lady market.
via Pop Justice (Thanks to everybody who sent this mess in)
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I like Amy Winehouse, actually, but I can definitely hear the, uh, "influences" although in reality they sound like Fergie Ferg getting DP'd, but every time that lead singer squealed that "Fyieckkkkkk meaeaeahhhhhhh" line, she sounded more like my cat during oestrus. That's when I felt my ears grow hot with embarassment.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
That's it, I'm calling Delilah and dedicating this song to someone.
This was...I felt embarassed watching this, I feel embarassed for them, and I hope for their sake that this was meant to be comedic.
My tits hurt.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
See now, I was wondering what happened to Jordin Sparks. I see she's decided to re-invent herself has a British Tart. Oh and by the way ladies, folks have been calling me "Stoosh" for ages and I'm thinking you need to up your game a lil bit. Y'all need to recognize! lol
'S catchy. ..............................................................................................
When life gives you lemons...slice 'em up, eat 'em. - Aunt Barbara http://www.youtube.com/user/AuntBarbara
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Horrible song but AT LEAST THEY CAN FUCKING SING.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Wow. Subtlety isn't just dead, it's been dismembered and thrown in the dumpster.
Can I say that I'm horrified that these trollops have appropriated every '80s fashion cliche there is? Oh - and fades are huge in Britain right now due to these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhVj3p5_rjw
Truly frightening in some ways.
I didn't like looking at them, and their lyrics are beyond moronic...if you are gunna be raunchy you still have to be clever and witty. BUT I do dig the beat and their voices are pretty good.
That "rapper" thought HAHAHAHAHAH it's like Dirt Nasty if Simon Rex wasn't in on the joke.
The lyrics are fucking hilarious (at 1st I thought she was saying "make me cum in a bowl")! Their voices aren't bad, it was fun dancing around to & it gave my husband yet another opportunity to grap by butt & boobs under the guise of "dirty dancing". Not too shabby for a rainy, Sunday afternoon.
What in Sam Hell?
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
"oh oh oh make me cum and I'll go cause I won't need you no mo"
Somewhere, Cole Porter is wondering whatever happened to writing song lyrics that used words of more than one syllable.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Is taking dumps supposed to bring all the boys to the yard? why are they on toilets in the beginning?
I had to turn it off when that fuggo with the bunny head pulled it off. I don't know how shit the song was, the speakers on my netbook suck.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 03/20/2011 - 1:09pm.
uh...I kinda like it? *feels ashamed*
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I don't know what they're saying -- I can only catch part of the lyrics. I think it sounds like good club music & their voices are ok (in a world where Kim Kardashian sings, their voices are ok.) I hate that it starts with them sitting on the loo. That's gross.
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Horrible.
Horrible.
This shit is even an insult to the 80's fuckery.
Chav.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
uh...I kinda like it? *feels ashamed*
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
I call for a mashup with Enrique Iglesias' "tonight i'm f*cking you"
more like RAVEN SIMONE, AMY WINEHOUSE, AND RIHANNA.. and pink?
OMGosh I think I love this.
but we all must admit that "fuck me" sounds more upper crust when spoken with a British accent.
jt
it's nice to see that the Brits can churn out as much shit as we do here in the good old U.S. of A. it might've been a catchy tune, but as usual, rap ruined it. and really, fuck me? after watching that, I don't think they're fit to offer that option.
I liked it. And if you like Amy Winehouse, V V Brown is good too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPQlxHWsemI
I didn't mind it, maybe because it had a bit of a Motown feel to it in spots.
In other news, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?? :)
Yeah! what Fucking_Classy said! And Suave Debonair should have kept the bunny head on. Geezus!
I like it: 3 chords (Em7 Am7 B7), fun video, naughty lyrics. It does owe a lot to Winehouse, but all music is accretion.
I agree honeyq,
Wash yer damn hands after you cum from the toilet!
Before you stick them in your mouth and sing about chocolate! Eeeewww!
"hey diddle diddle, my cat needs a fiddle," That was funny.
This canned crap is a rip off from every angle. It's literally bogus.
I hear what everyone's else is saying and I want to toss in a shout out to Cee-Lo and his fanfuckingtastic "Fuck You" getting highjacked as well.
I don't like songs that take place in the toilet.
The end.
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They lost me when they didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom. Nasty fuckers.
What in the fresh tranny hell is this???? Fuck me, if this doesn't make Kesha look classy.
if anyone leaks the alleged Sandra Bullock nasty nazi sex tape,this should be the score.
It is a good example to express the general attitude of British girls in a song, judging by my usual nights out and sightings of girls who look exactly like that. Degrading, to say the least.
this and black friday really fried my brain.
I think that song did something to my brain; I can't remember a single line...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
And where did everyone (who send this in) all simultaneously find this?
Typical shit music that will never make it past the internet.
But their internet fame will be enough to get them a gig as commentators on one of those Vh1 "Celebrity Countdown" shows. Which is all anyone could ask for, really.
What a shitty presentation for chicks who sound like they may actually know how to carry a tune.
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Malcolm Tucker's Law:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe3Ou9xBAlI&feature=related
H-O-T-T-T!
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Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
Fuck me? Honey, no one is buying. Butt fucking ugly comes to mind.
So now is every sound from Britain that Amy Winehouse retro stuff? It was interesting when she did it but enough.
"get it up... put it in..."
How romantic!
that was good, but you've got a long way to go to make up for Black Friday
When did Raven Simone join Bananarama?
I like it (?) that guy Suave Debonair is gross
I co-sign, Fucking_Classy. Subtlety, if not dead, is in a deep coma.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Everything was good for the first few seconds until the "yeah ee yeah yeah", then I shut that shit off fast before I went into 1980's shock.
I couldn't hang.
Ugh. Dude shoulda kept the bunny head on.
Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Needs the TRULY AWFUL MUSIC tag. So, another explicit song about fucking. Wake me up when somebody makes a song about something ELSE. Gah, the whole "sex sells" crap is killing music. I'm no prude by any means, but there are about 28937129634 songs like this one out there.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
Damn, I wish I wish that shitty ditty wasn't so catchy!
I must disagree about the foreplay, though. Fuck that hurrying up!
*grabs walker and shuffles off, remembering when "Let's Spend the Night Together" was censored*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This whole video is like a massive, musical [*cough* 'musical' *cough*], tourette's seizure on crack and 80's acid-flash-back all at once.