Squinty And B.Coop Broke Up

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Submitted by Wink Dinkerson on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 7:14pm.
Squinty and French Stewart would be a great couple. Two peas in a pod
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Eeewwwwww! Think of the hideous brood of squinty babies!
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"I still wouldn't..." - Satan

HE got tired of fucking a 10 year old boy

xoxox

The war isn't working.

True and ok, I just go nuts when I read stuff about women who did not pop a kid out.

Apologie if I misread your meaning here. I';m just tired of fighting this breeding crowd :\

Obviously they rule the world, as we're overpopulated to the brim right here, so I just feel overwhelmed all the time, specially because day in and day out I'm told I'm not a woman -- or am less of a-- because I've no children.

Life's not fair :\

Submitted by Neurotic on Sat, 03/19/2011 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 03/19/2011 - 9:36pm.

I think she has Anistonitis, ie, if I pick assholes who will never marry me, I'll never have to get married, will never have to have children, and will never have to grow up.

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Huh?

I never picked an asshole, who'll not marry me and didn't have children/grow up.

I am married, infertile and my husband is cool with it. Does it mean I will never grow up because I don't have children?

I can't have them, but I can adopt them you say? I don't want that. I'm fine with just babysitting the nephews once in a blue moon, seriously.

Oh and I think B. Coop is just the new Tom Cruise.

Like we needed a newer version of that farce, but whatever.

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You're married, so you don't fit my profile.

You're also not a spoiled, aging, Hollywood star who is obsessed with maintaining her body and sexual desirability to millions, or are you?! :)

Tom Cruise was at least hot when he was young. BCoop has never been hot, but you say tomato, I say to-mah-toh....

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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 03/19/2011 - 9:36pm.

I think she has Anistonitis, ie, if I pick assholes who will never marry me, I'll never have to get married, will never have to have children, and will never have to grow up.

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Huh?

I never picked an asshole, who'll not marry me and didn't have children/grow up.

I am married, infertile and my husband is cool with it. Does it mean I will never grow up because I don't have children?

I can't have them, but I can adopt them you say? I don't want that. I'm fine with just babysitting the nephews once in a blue moon, seriously.

Oh and I think B. Coop is just the new Tom Cruise.

Like we needed a newer version of that farce, but whatever.

Why does Hollywood keep trying to make B. Coop into this action hero/sex symbol?

He has a squat body, huge nose, balding....he does have nice blue eyes, but they are probably contacts.

He really grosses me out.

What is wrong with Renee? She seems to have it together careerwise, but her choices in men are abominable.

I think she has Anistonitis, ie, if I pick assholes who will never marry me, I'll never have to get married, will never have to have children, and will never have to grow up.

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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall

I don't think he's gay but he comes across like a dick.

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I must comment on this if only because it was Squints herself who seduced me to this site! While looking up something about Renee three years ago, I noticed some comments referring to her as "Squinty" in the search. I jumped to Dlisted and fell in love, lust and tortured obsession with lurking on this site. I can never hate on Squints for introducing me to MK and all of the dlisted crew and for this she has my everlasting gratitude.
P.S. It would be funny if Coop left her for Kenny Chesney, and they did a People spread on their romantic gay wedding on the beach in the Bahamas.

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This was the fakest of the beard-gay drama major fauxmances in a looooong time

Agreed. As someone else mentioned, his body language was so obvious, he was basically just phoning it in. The only pairing to come close to their obvious fake level was Jakie G and Swifty (another squinty).

I'm surprised Bradley would go out with Renee in the first place. Not because I think she makes a horrible girlfriend but because B.Coop seems like a frat boy type who only dates really beautiful models and actresses. I've heard Renee is fairly intelligent and she doesn't seem like a bitchy celeb, but she has really, really let herself go in the last five years or so. She was never beautiful but at least she looked semi-cute when she first came onto the scene in Jerry Maguire. Since then she lost and ton of weight and has only looked decent after she was forced to look like an average sized woman for the Bridget Jones films. I think her anorexia could be the explanation for her bad skin and hair. Her body is probably in need of major vitamins and nutrients. The bad haircut and gym clothes she constantly wears around town (maybe because she is obsessed with exercise and being thin) only makes her look worse.

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Submitted by Bjork You: "Why can't Squinty ever keep someone? Is she a closet lesbian? A time-traveling eunich? A Halle Berry cray-crazy type? A droid?"

I think she's terribly insecure, afraid to ask for what she wants and is probably passive-aggressive. I totally picture her as the smothering but totally permissive at the same time. Like she has to call him twenty times a day to see what he's doing and "just to say I wuv you!" but when presented with evidence that he's screwing around, pretends not to see.

But she seems like a nice enough gal. I've never heard anything about her being a cunt to anyone.

Was watching Empire Records with my daughter the other day, forgot how cute she used to be before the squints set in. Shame.

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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"

Squinty McSquint Squints is not aging well.

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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.

Renee's hair looks horrible like that. Not cute. At all. She needs to let it grow out a bit. I don't think Bradley is gay either. I find him super sexy and he's a big tall man, which I love! He just doesn't "seem gay" to me, whatever that means!

I think he was her personal trainer. That would explain why she always wears work-out gear when she's with him.

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Iron does the body good.

I actually don't think Cooper is gay either. I don't know why either, he's got all the signs - great hair, great style, seems to be freshly showered most of the time. Maybe it's because he doesn't try overly hard to prove he's straigt like Cruise or Travolta.

SHE GOT A FACE ONLY HEMROIDS APPRECIATE

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Why can't Squinty ever keep someone? Is she a closet lesbian? A time-traveling eunich? A Halle Berry cray-crazy type? A droid?

Why am I typing the name Bradley Cooper?

Joe is a very hot looking homosexual.

Are there any nude photos of Joe?

Telling from his body language in every picture I've seen sofar he was not that into her to begin with. Squinty comes across as a nice person in interviews, but I suspect her to be as effective as two bedtime Valiums otherwise.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

These were not fake. I actually quite liked them together. Sads, she seemed close to his family as well and didn't he recently lose his dad? I get a bit bored with the idea that everyone is a beard for someone in Hollywood.

I believe they were real. Weren't they just looking at homes together a few weeks back?

These 2 were as believable a couple as Jonas/Greene or Witherspoon/Gyllenhaal.

puh-leez.

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Pieface Zellwegger and Joey Lauren Adams could make a film about a pair of squinty- eyed, squeaky,scrawny bores who drive men away.

Cooper doesn't seem completely gay to me. Maybe it's just wishful thinking. I see him as a pansexual superfreak. Every day and twice on Saturdays.

Delicious.

F.A.K.E

2 years? I can't believe it's been that long. Seems like just yesterday RZ was walking hand in hand with BCs short round little troll momma. Relationship time flies when you're not paying any goddamn attention to these boring people who have the chemistry of two slugs on opposite sides of banana peel.

I was watching him on some boring interview show this morning when I was ironing a shirt - he's sorta hot! Eeew after dippin' it in Squinty though.

They were still "together"?? Who knew.
Who cared?

;D

Spokeswhores for B.Coop and Squinty pursed their lips and closed their eyes when People asked for a comment.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw a preview of Limitless last night. Pretty good. I think R. Zell served his purpose to transition him from the perception of supporting actor to leading actor.

My invisible farts were more real than this relationship

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What's up, douchebag?

I wonder if her lemoneyes squinted out citrus-y tears of sads?

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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997

Coop's got a pretty enough body but ugly face: weird pointy chin and beady eyes. I feel bad for Squinty; she was by far the bigger star when she started bearding for him and now he's eclipsed her and feels no need to continue their contract. Now she looks like a scorned woman with lousy hair and a pained facial expression. Bet Jennifer Esposito is giggling into her coffee!

Saw Coop on Charlie Rose and I have to admit that he's more articulate than the average Hollywood fool - private school edumacation and Georgetown (albeit as a transfer student) did him right.

We know he's gay. But is Renee a lesbian, bi, or just asexual? She dated Jim Carrey... that'd be enough to turn anyone off sex for the rest of a lifetime.

I don't think their relationship was totally fake, at least not on her side. I think she liked him quite a bit. I know she's anorexic, bulimic, probably a cokehead and a whole host of other things, but she actually looked a little less bloated, wrecked and sad when she was hanging around B Coop. She just loves gay men, and he looks like the type who doesn't mind having sex with women every now and then. Still gay as a pride parade, but probably ok with the ladies.

I think Coop's very handsome, in a lawyer kind of way (not my thing, but that doesn't mean ugly). I think she has a running addiction. She wears running shorts EVERYwhere ALL the time, and that's like, all she does. She got bony thin after the Bridget Jones movies and never recovered her cuteness (remember that yellow Oscar dress? she was a doll!).

Squinty and French Stewart would be a great couple. Two peas in a pod.

This was the fakest of the beard-gay drama major fauxmances in a looooong time... And don't forget Timberlake and Biel split this week too.

Just checked his photos on imdb...holy hairline Batman! Damn,,,! B.Coop went to Matteos guy! Good on you!

Squinty always has such good posture...

He was on "Morning Joe" this AM and for the first time ever I thought he was attractive. He was practically glowing.

Dumping the beard must have taken a 97 lb weight off his shoulders.

Poor squinty! First that dirt bag Kenny Chesney now this.

She shoulda stuck with George Clooney... (as if)
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radaronline says:
Multiple sources have told UsMagazine Cooper and Zellweger’s romance is officially over, following photos which emerged that would reportedly ‘break’ Zellweger’s heart.
So was he caught makin out with Travolta?

Translation: "My career is picking up nicely, thanks, so I won't be needing you for credibility anymore, Zellweger. Smooches!"

Jesus, could this be any more obvious? Cooper is as bad as Gyllenhaal. If he hooks up with Taylor Swift next, it's all over.

Oh, and believe me, he's not going anywhere near Biel or Bullock, unless the former can convince him that she'd make an excellent beard, or if the latter pulls a Reese-Witherspoon-after-Phillippe move: "God, I am SO SICK OF STRAIGHT MEN. Get me a nice closeted gay man STAT. I'll rest for a year or so, then get back in the het saddle, so to speak. In the meantime, let's go shopping!"

can we stop with all these faux mances already?

I thought they were dead. Just kidding!

How sad... not really.

Not surprised. Weird match up anyway. Renee has the worst taste in men. She tends to pick men that like other men.

Bradley does have an awesome body but a douche face.

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He is beautiful, but his left eye is lower than his right one....thats all I got...i feel better now.

Bradley's hot in movies-Wedding Crashers, The Hangover-but in real life he's average to the point of boring.

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FAKE! Not going to see his dumb movie anyways.