What In American Apparel Latex Hell Is This?!
David E. Kelley is doing to Wonder Woman what Halle Berry did to Catwoman. And here's proof in the form of the first picture of Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman in NBC's remake. I've seen better Wonder Woman costumes at a $3 (1 drink minimum plus 1 ticket for the potato bar) drag show in Queens. From her sad fists to her built-in camel toe to her weak ass rope (made from spray painted pipe cleaners), I just can't.
This outfit is going to stop bullets, alright. As soon as bullets come flying out of a gun, they are going to pause and laugh at this ridiculousness before falling to the ground. Where is Cathy Lee Crosby AND Lynda Carter when you need them?
On a positive note, the new Wonder Woman can totally park her invisible plane between her titties.
via EW.com
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Not those hot pants
Hallelu, Lynda Carter.
You know if David E. Kelley is doing a production, he will insult America and the Constitution.
Costume and casting FAIL.
This shit will be canceled before this trick can finish her first spin.
And she's looking all shades of Kat Von Dee...not a good thing.
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I'm gonna need Lynda Carter to weigh in on this epic fail.
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Wow... really underwhelming.
This girl is so pretty too, but seriously, Wonder Woman is not just so pretty.
She's strong and beautiful, not frail and pretty.
This is so stupid.
If you're gonna remake Wonder Woman, WE WANT TO SEE HER LEGS!
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"Halle made a MUCH BETTER Catwoman"
What the hell are you smoking???!!! That was the worst shit of ALL TIME! At least she wasn't playing THE Catwoman, Batman's Catwoman, but c'mon. That shit was just horrifying!
Sorry, M.K., aside from the horrible hair-Halle made a MUCH BETTER Catwoman than this heffa's doing as Wonder Woman.
'Actually, Lynda was starving herself during the whole "Wonder Woman" interim... The big *execs* expected her to fit into a teeny, tiny costume. If you research, the costumes she first wore in the first seasons were very forgiving, but, after "wonder woman" became 'popular' the amped up the sex-appeal and made her costumes much skimpier.'
You know, Fraggle, I was young when this show started and I saw those pictures of Lynda as WW recently and didn't remember her outfit being that skimpy. But you're right, she started off regular then ended up basically wearing WW lingerie.
This is some janky RuPaul's Drag Race challenge shit right there.
I think Shangela made this.
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On a positive note, straight men will love this. I remember when Seven of Nine made her appearance in Star Trek. The scenes with her in it had the same effect on my hubby as Pavlov's bell on a dog. And to think they call women the weak sex.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Wonder Woman? More like some Vegas stripper.
Fraggle on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 10:29pm.
Actually, Lynda was starving herself during the whole "Wonder Woman" interim...
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When I wrote my comment, I was not thinking Linda Carter,( I am not old enough for that show) I was referring to the comics and the Justice League cartoon. She is drawn as strong and has some hip.
parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 10:35pm.
this woman is no Lynda Carter.
Not even close. Total "Losing...DUH!"
this woman is no Lynda Carter.
and once again, we DO NOT NEED ANOTHER WONDER WOMAN SHOW.
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 9:39pm.
Wonder Woman WAS NEVER THIS THIN. Wonder Woman is more Xena and less Cosmo cover. SHEEEEESH.
Actually, Lynda was starving herself during the whole "Wonder Woman" interim... The big *execs* expected her to fit into a teeny, tiny costume. If you research, the costumes she first wore in the first seasons were very forgiving, but, after "wonder woman" became 'popular' the amped up the sex-appeal and made her costumes much skimpier.
She had the most gorgeous, hauntingly beautiful, glowing blue eyes ever! Blue-eyed brunettes are so fucking hawt!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 8:18pm.
Speaking of Wonder Drawers,did anyone else have Wonder Woman underwear or a WW bathing suit?
The fuck is she wearing? Shouldn't those boots be red?
This looks like a photo advertising a Halloween costume.
EPIC FAIL OF TSUNAMI PROPORTIONS.
Fuck!
Wonder Woman WAS NEVER THIS THIN. Wonder Woman is more Xena and less Cosmo cover. SHEEEEESH.
I think we are ALL missing the point:
Imagine the fun you could have with the Lasso of Truth after a few cocktails on Halloween this year.
Just think about it.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 8:18pm.
Everyone knows Wonder Woman fights crime in next to nothing!
Preach.
Wonder Woman with Lynda Carter was basically free Russ Meyer soft-porn to me as a kiddle.
No no no!!!
This is SO rawng on SO many levels!
First of all, Wonder Woman needs some VO-5 Hot Oil treatment on her head, apparently.
Secondly, Wonder Woman has HIPS. This trick needs a pad-a-panty to fill out this heinousy! And those pants need to go away and be replaced with Wonder-draws!
Everyone knows Wonder Woman fights crime in next to nothing!
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Submitted by big balls on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 8:05pm.
umm... but where are the stars in her outfit?? i see like two!!!
i cant tell she's a super hero!!!
that ain't wunder wommin!
You just made me realize that she's not wearing the leggy, high-cut bottoms either. Shiny tights? Really? The fuck?
umm... but where are the stars in her outfit?? i see like two!!!
i think richie rich or james st. james worked this already!!!
i cant tell she's a super hero!!!
that ain't wunder wommin!
I think I liked her better as a psycho killer on Criminal Minds.
She looks like a Chyna-Kardashian hybrid.
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Dark-sided!
WOw- who the hell cares about the outfit when your lead can't even muster up a believable still.
So this is going to be a series?
She looks constipated.
I like Palicki better as a blonde, but I am pleasantly surprised. She looks really good.
Well nbc fucked up Bionic Woman already so it'll be no surprise when this is an abortion, even David E Kelley won't be able to save this mess.
Is this the slut from Friday Night Lights?
this person looks constipated...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Twohead. I think Teresa from the Real Housewives of NJ just put this on her shopping list for Halloween.
this girl just looks like a monster
I'm gonna shit in a box and send it to NBC if they fuck this up. You can't mess up Wonder Woman...you just can't.
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1422303/debra_winger_love_scene_from_an_of...
I'd call those very small 'B' cups indeed.
Hollywood magic is amazing.
I thought this was Liv Tyler channeling Sean Young.
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LOLOLOLOL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBT4e3evLLc
Debra Winger had quite the rack!
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I think that was mostly tape and padding. She's been topless in enough movies to say she's a B at best.
Wonder if she's wearing a Cuchini...
This outfit might not be all it could be, but regarding Carter's WW outfit, there's some revisionist history going on here. Her underpants looked like Depends fashioned out of "satiny" fabric leftover from the 4th of July outfit your "aunt who can sew - sort-of" made you in 4th grade, and WW's hair looked like it could stop radioactive bullets. Just sayin'...
I am more concerned with the "Smell the fart" acting going on with those clenched fists...
then again, David E. Kelly is known for hiring girls who excel at "smell the fart" acting. Calisita Flockfart was the Queen of Queefs. True story.
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Matt Damon gets all my choice roles too.... lajuice.com
Tyra Collette cannot be Wonder Woman with her fake titties and m...m...moleface. Ugh.
Atrocious bolt ons and the fists of fury are just tragic.
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Wonder Woman has to be perfect, and this one has a bit of overbite
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LOLOLOLOL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBT4e3evLLc
Debra Winger had quite the rack!
I bet Liz Hurley is much more promising as the villian, yes I'm gonna love Liz hurley!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Of all people, you know who I am…who the world needs me to be. I’m Wonder Woman.”
Lynda Carter would've died before going out in public with that stringy hair! And even with her magnificent curves, they managed to fail a costume that actually *fit* her. FAIL.
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she is no Linda Carter,
those titties are like punching bags!! i bet them gonna have a sequel :
WOnder Woman and her titties attack!
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“Go in peace my daughter. And remember that, in a world of ordinary mortals, you are a Wonder Woman.” Queen Hippolyte
Wonder Woman has "Charlie Sheen" on her resume.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 2:27pm.
Imagine Coco wearing that shit!
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Dirk Diggler, I am getting a lady boner just thinking about it. Yes, the garment would have to be burned afterwards, but it would be awesome.