Friday, March 18th 2011
Why, Hello There, James Franco's Pit Fur
Julia Roberts isn't the only one who can successfully pair lipstick with an armpit full of fur pie! James Franco can play that game too and HOW! On the cover of Vogue Hommes International, James' lips say "Princess Leia" but his pits scream "Chewbacca." Don't act like you wouldn't fuck your nostrils with his hairy arm stems. Or at least prune a piece off, stick it in your bong and smoke it up since you know it can easily double as the good shit. Weed pits, James Franco's got 'em.
And here's a few more pictures of Franco posing like a male hustler in the back pages of the Village Voice circa 1989. My favorite has to be the one of him washing the crushed tomatoes and boo saliva off of his Oscar tux.
via ONTD
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I think it's a mistake, he just forgot to put on deodorant that day, swiped on some Secret Solid that was used at the previous shoot by Khloe Kardashian, and the pic was made.
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I'm going to make a wild guess and accuse Terry Richardson of this fuckery. It's so obvious a this point.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I hate pit hair on ANYONE!! I wish men would shave theirs too!
AHAAHAAAHAAAAA!!
The shower pic is so dumb, that it crossed the universe of dumbness and entered into amazing.
You know. I have always loved him. Yes. I have. I believe he just has no sense of what's appropriate, and he doesn't have a public personality. Things other actors get away with become punchlines for him.
Certain actors, like a George Clooney, are glib, smooth, and facile with words, and they have poise, and they are cool. Like, Matt Damon, even.
But James is his self. No one is like that and yet, he is. And he doesn't even try to be. He just is.
I find it endearing and hysterically funny. But Even as I laugh at you, James, I'm blowing you kisses. I'm sending you hugs. Because once the cameras start rolling, there is no one better.
Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 3:58pm.
Well, as the big thinker that you obviously are you should know that sarcasm doesn't translate too well on the internet.
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 2:59pm.
You ask me that?
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You're right, I shouldn't ask. You've done too much thinking for the day as it is. I'll do the thinking for you: I was being sarcastic in the first place with my posts. Duh.
Submitted by justincase on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 3:18pm.
Amen!
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
i wonder if those hairs confuse a barcode scanner when it tries to read the code
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Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 2:59pm.
You ask me that?
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
In the name of all things equal, men who must expose their sweaty pits should be humiliated into shaving them first - just like us wimmens. Smarten up!
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 12:50pm.
So you need chest hair on a man to be able to distinguish him from a woman? Lol
You know that guys have a penis and girls have a vulva, right? On top of that (quite literally, actually) women have breasts.
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Were you born yesterday?
He looks great in these pics. Much like Johnny Depp, he cleans up well!
He just does it for me.
Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 12:50pm.
So you need chest hair on a man to be able to distinguish him from a woman? Lol
You know that guys have a penis and girls have a vulva, right? On top of that (quite literally, actually) women have breasts.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
I'M GLOWING...
Am I the only one who has the smell of week-old male sweat in the nose by the sight of that arm pit? *gags*
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Damn, can he ever manage to NOT look like he's been huffing glue?
After watching Dave Franco's pillowy lips and gull-wing brows muse on about eating ass all day and getting Justin Beiber's head shoved through his ass and singing through his pee-hole, it's hard to see the other Franco as even remotely sexy.
Proof that women aren't the only ones in need of photoshop. He doesn't even look like the same stoner we see everyday in some of those photos. Where's the stoner eyes and jaundiced uneven skin tone?
Jimmy Frank is a god i tell you, a god.
He can do no wrong.
I get him first, Bitch!
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Yes! YES! THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
I'd press my tongue hard up against those pits and roll his sweat around in my mouth so it mixes into my saliva, the taste wouldn't leave for days.
Yes I would.
Submitted by DianaDeath on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 12:24pm.
This bitch gets an ETERNAL pass from me, cos he played an amazing James Dean in that movie "Fly Boys".
Wait, he played James Dean in another movie than the biopic? I've never heard of this "Fly Boys." Will have to check it out.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 12:53pm.
@supermartian - maybe you're dealing with young dudes.
My sexy man didn't start growing the sexy man gruff tilla bout 28 y.o., and now at 35 he's a brawny man who pumps his biceps while I sit atop, bouncing happily.
Ok, no biceps, but there is fuzz.
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I never thought about that but come to think of it the guys with no chest hair or even really facial hair were all early 20s and the couple who did have hair were over 30. Interesting.
@supermartian - maybe you're dealing with young dudes.
My sexy man didn't start growing the sexy man gruff tilla bout 28 y.o., and now at 35 he's a brawny man who pumps his biceps while I sit atop, bouncing happily.
Ok, no biceps, but there is fuzz.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 12:48pm.
Just imagine him holding taco in his hand in thumb #3, instead of that sloppy burger.
As long as the pink taco isn't sloppy too...
*clicks*
@MK: We mostly agree on who we'd hit (and yes, including C.T., sadly), but I just don't get this one.
Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 12:40pm.
Those are the real deal and not pit-merkins?
Impressive. Most impressive.
Bitch exudes the sexy.
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Just imagine him holding taco in his hand in thumb #3, instead of that sloppy burger.
I like hairy men better than men who never grow a single hair even on their chests. Maybe it's my limited experience with dudes but most of them are hairless on their chests. What's up with that? I want to fuck a man without stopping in the middle to wonder if I am fucking a flat chested girl with a strap-on on. I also love facial hair if its not long. Scruffy is sexy.
@ soultonic - also a conoisseur of marijuana!!
Fap-worthy.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
I like hairy balls, too. Sue me.
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scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
This man can come get it!
Those are the real deal and not pit-merkins?
Impressive. Most impressive.
Bitch exudes the sexy.
Sucky I love it when you talk sessy like that.
That's a pretty shade of lipstick.
I'd still do him. I think he knows where to find some good-quality weed. Yeah, he wouldn't have to ask me twice.
franco's fur pits aren't bothing me...i like some hair on a man...
and that shade of lipstick is so totally his color...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
We can fuck
smoke a bowl
then fuck again
I'm not opposed to this scenari(H)o
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if I had to be a white man,I would want to look like this guy
I still love this guy, even after the Oscars. I'd rather see his pit hair than Julia Roberts'. Seriously, wtf was she thinking with those pits, that dress and the red carpet??
I'm fucking dying at all of suckandfuck's comments, ahahahahahahahahahaha
sometimes i like him,but there's something strange about him like Anne Hathaway strange.
He's icky. I also agree with whomever said he was overexposed.
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Douchechill!
I like my guy hairy. If I wanna do a smooth body id be more explorative when I masturbate.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
That magenta lipstick is a total turn off.
And I'll never forgive James Franco for hosting Oscars 2011. Arrrghhh
I like the pic where he's fully clothed but showering, that's so fucking deep.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I will take hair anywhere over someone having stubble.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
This bitch gets an ETERNAL pass from me, cos he played an amazing James Dean in that movie "Fly Boys". I haven't even seen him in the actual James Dean biopic, yet, and I'm like hell yess.
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That shit is nice. -MK
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That lip color is just wrong. Lol @ the tag 'animal stories'.
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