Friday, March 18th 2011

Add Dave Grohl's Name To The List Of Glee Haters

Just like Slash and Kings of Leon before him, Dave Grohl is joining Team FuckGlee and hitting a cunt ball towards the show's creator Ryan Murphy for biting at musicians who refuse to let their songs be sung by the likes of Rachel Berry. So don't expect to see Coach Beiste break out into "Learn to Fly" after accidentally swallowing a tab of PCP instead of Motrin, because Dave Grohl isn't having it. At the premiere of a Foo Fighters documentary at SXSW in Austin, Dave spit raged into The Hollywood Reporter's tape recorder when Glee's name came up:

“It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do fucking Glee. And then the guy who created Glee is so offended that we’re not, like, begging to be on his fucking show… fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee.

I watched 10 minutes. It’s not my thing

The Glee guy, what a fucking jerk. Slash was the first one. He wanted to do Guns ‘n’ Roses and Slash is like, ‘I hate fucking musicals. It’s worse than Grease.’ Then [Murphy's] like, ‘Well, of course he’d say that, he’s a washed up ol’ rock star, that’s what they fucking do.’ And then Kings of Leon say, ‘No, we don’t want to be on your show.’ And then he’s like, ‘Snotty little assholes…’ And it’s just like, Dude, maybe not everyone loves Glee. Me included.”

I totally get what Dave Grohl is saying and I'm in love with how he's quoting Slash word for word, but I would've jumped in his lap and licked his moustache if he had only used a few more FUCKS in his rant. I'm not being sarcastic. This definitely needs more FUCKS.

And you know, Ryan Murphy should really take all these lemons and make cuntonade. On an upcoming episode of Glee, Ryan should sit across from Dave, Slash and KOHL in the music room. Then they can bitch each other out in person for the entire hour! They can even sing song out the words "Fuck you, snotty bitch!" if that's what it takes! Make it happen, everyone!

Posted by: Michael K


johnnysgirl's picture

"I watched 10 minutes. It’s not my thing"

Me too, Dave, me too

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Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD's picture

Thank you, Dave, for just being you. And fuck that Glee shit, whatever the fuck it actually is (never seen it, don't care).

Centaurious's picture

Considering Murphy won't take a shit without asking for Goopy's opinion, I'm inclined to agree with Grohl.

I don't like that show. I never watch it, but I don't hate it or wish it ill.

My 78-year old dad loves it; never misses it.

I don't know what that says, if anything.

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Submitted by budaniel on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 1:24pm.

Oh, come on Dave. Is it really that much worse than letting that leprechaun looking dude slaughter SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT on American Idol the other night???
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dick's picture

You know I love Dave Grohl, God knows I do. But it strikes me as odd that someone with such a pronounced fancy for trans-gendered theatrics that cut right through nearly every FF video would take such a fooey position with a silly television (I know, right) show positively permeated with theatrics.

MickeyHolland's picture

Is there room for one more on that list? Seeing Fishticks Paltrow trying to be sexy was harder than giving birth. I don't ever wanna see that again.

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ortiz's picture

Dave should be applauded, I hate Glee

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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 3:29pm.
Bunch of fucking dopes who decided only pussies watch Glee so they try to over-compensate like total stanking cunts.

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Woow hang on a fucking second. I am NO fan of KOL (see the Ahsley Green thread) and I am meh about Guns N Roses and quite rate the Foo Fighters (fucking LOVE Dave Grohl, nicest man in rock FACT)but these are people that have artistic ownership of their own music and can therefore decide what it gets used for. If they don't want that fucking awful Lea Michelle to butcher their work then that is their good fucking right!

What Grohl was talking about was the pathetic hissy fit that Glee guy threw when KOL said they didn't want THEIR work used in Glee.

It's a lame ass show. I hate it but don't mind it as it seems popular with people. But when artists don't want their music to be turned into some happy clappy musical song then that is their good right.

Can I say again HOW MUCH I HATE LEA MICHELLE?

z-listed's picture

Two thumbs up to Grohl!!! I can't stand Glee and all their pretentious brats!

Kelly Ann's picture

Dave, you go man! I'd literally pat him on the back for not allowing them to sugarcoat and turn his music into some kidzbop for grownups and teenies.
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shandi's picture

Add my name to that list, too. I don't want to watch some smarmy musical show where everyone just randomly breaks out into song. Stupid. I can't believe it became popular.

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mikidais's picture

I don't get the appeal of Glee. Tried to watch it two times, it was so fucking boring.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

OMG, I've always loved Dave Grohl, but now I LOVE HIM MORE. Glee bastardizes every song it does now, mostly because all the singers are autotuned into oblivion. They can't really sing! They turn everything they sing into boring pap because not one of these people (except for the occasional appearance by Kristin Chenoweth) know what the hell they're singing about! That's why Gwyneth Paltrow is so perfect for the show: bland and annoying.

nunya_bizness's picture

The guy from Gorillaz also implied that Glee sucks ass. Glee is basically Adult Kidz Bop. It is a waste of Jane Lynch's talents. Sue Sylvester is a one note character.

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Oh Dave, I love you so. Can't wait to drool over you in one week! :D

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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 12:50pm.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 11:18am.
Why would people just suddenly break out in song?
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boredasfuckyo's picture

Good for Dave Grohl, I really love how this show is supposedly anti-bully, but a way this creator is bullying these muscians (well attempting to),by calling them all kinds of shit for not wanting too. He's a hypocrite, and it's nice to know people like Dave are like fuck you, you're not bullying me in to using our bands music for your shitty show. Fuck off.

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muffintops's picture

the main reason i dig dave is his command of cursing and not loosing himself to the retardness of the rock/music world.

i think there needs to be more people vocal about not liking Glee also. its not the best thing that has happen to tv.

juiceinla's picture

Not sure if anyone said it already (116 comments are too many to read if its not caption contest)but, it has to be done:

"There goes my hero......"

also Thanks to Bekcy&Sidney for tell us that Anthony Kiedis was the first to come out Anti-Glee. You made my weekend!!

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juiceinla's picture

I didn't think it was possible to love Dave Grohl more, and after the pig slaughter of Smells like teen spirit on all that is idoltry and unholy this week, WE NEEDED THIS!!

Swoon Dave grohl swoon!!!

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Echo27's picture

Reason #9,767 why I love Dave Grohl.

Go Davey! I'm pretty sure Anthony Kiedis was the first one to rip Glee but it didn't get much press - I think after Slash and KOL joined in Ryan Murphy went into full queen hissy fit mode. Love that Davey has joined the party.
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Tripitaka's picture

Glee should just stick with Britney Spears and all other bland pop cause it would be offensive for those talentless boy/girlband shithead posers on the show to even try to sing something good.

QueenieBK's picture

I loved what Dave said about Parasite.

It is his right to dictate how his intellectual property is used.

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Cat Scratch's picture

I think the reason for why Ryan Murphy lashes out at these people is because they're always DOUCHENOZZLES about even the mere implication they may lend one of their songs to Glee. They're fucking assholes about it and they reduce Glee to nothing as if whatever the fuck they're doing is so cerebral and complex. Bunch of fucking dopes who decided only pussies watch Glee so they try to over-compensate like total stanking cunts.

Well guess what Grohl, you're a fuckin bitch just like Slash.

Those idiots would NEVER criticize anyone who deserves it like GAGS or anything, they're scared little bitches too.

Vermithrax's picture

You make me proud Grohl.

*wipes tear

chinlee3's picture

All these glee haters are so full of spite and vitriol cause it takes them back to their angsty awkward high school experience. Yup, their hate is so pure and good it a pleasure for all of us. Like a bitching and moaning nirvana The only difference is that all the rest of us realize it's just a fucking kids show. Sure I hate Glee but I don't give it much mention/thought. and my kids can watch and love it all they want

hfn's picture

does the Glee cast go on tour? cause if they do and they stop in st.louis we could settle this by pigeon. could you imagine if the pigeons don't like "rachel berry" and poop in her face like they did this guy? that would be hilarious.

Message In A Bottle's picture

Glee reminds me of the drama and music kids I went to high school with...always walking around thinking their shit didn't stink just because they could carry a tune or two.

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Fuck Glee. Fuck the cast. Fuck the creator. Glee is the new Lost/Sex & The City/Friends for lonely disassociated losers who desperately want to fit in and be a part of the "in" crowd. So they LLLOOOVVVEEE Glee. They actually have something in common with other people that they can discuss. Want to spot the lonely, pathetic people who are desperate to fit in? Find the Glee lovers.

Callan's picture

And don't even get me started on how these tweens react when Glee does a cover of a song... they go on YouTube, comment on the original artist's version and say crap like "Glee did it better!"

No, Glee didn't do it better. Glee doesn't do anything better than the original. Every song performed on Glee sounds like it was mashed up with glitter, rainbows, and unicorn farts.

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Callan's picture

Gotta agree with Dave here. Ryan Murphy is an immature, petty little man for issuing these nasty press releases whenever a band won't let him use their songs on Glee. Ryan Murphy always makes it personal, when it doesn't have to be- Glee is just not everyone's cup of tea.

When Kings of Leon said no, Ryan Murphy made this huge stink about how they were wrong, and Kings of Leon should be helping to introduce young kids to their music, because Glee is such a universally adored show, blah blah blah... Who made this guy god? He thinks his show is so goddamn brilliant, when in reality, he has a reputation of making shows that have a like 1 or 2 good seasons and then suck incredibly hard for 4 or 5 more *cough* Nip/Tuck *cough*

LisaRose's picture

Glee seems like something I would like but I don't. It bothers me that all the so-called kids look as old as the teachers. I can't get past that.

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Cara's picture

Dave Grohl, continuing to demonstrate why he is awesome.

Marry me, Dave Grohl. You speak the truth!

Submitted by Drew on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 11:54am.
Or... maybe... it's because they're FUCKING ROCK STARS and they're uninterested in bland regurgitated pop because they produce FUCKING ROCK. What, do they have to PROVE they don't hate gay people by pretending to like something overrated?

That's like saying that people have to like Sex and the City or they must hate women.

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samirarose's picture

Love you dave, he is so cute. A musican has the god given right to not allow their music. Ryan murphy needs top stop shitting on the airwaves.

cripbabe's picture

jt

GLEE blows - two minutes of that shit was enough for me. Grohl, Slash, KOL = right idea. GLEE producer: PLEASE GO AWAY. YOUR SHOW SUCKS.

After I heard how whiny the show's creator got over a band not wanting to do his show, I really hated 'Glee'.

I also love Dave Grohl.

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I love Dave Grohl. That is all.

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toni's picture

I hate this cornyass show, I just read the Paltrow is coming on it again! Bitch can't get work anywhere else.

rotten_egg's picture

My goodness, isn't Dave Grohl like a fuckin' grown-assed man?? he like totally talks like a teen and shit. He's like "oh noes" and I'm like "WTF dude" and we're all like "EWWW". But he's right. I personally don't care much about that Glee show. I remember I saw about 20 minutes of it a while back and wasn't impressed at all. Not enough to rent the first season nor get to know more about it. I don't like musicals either.

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Oh, come on Dave. Is it really that much worse than letting that leprechaun looking dude slaughter SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT on American Idol the other night???

In n Out-YES!! I'm excited. Carl's Jr. just landed here near me, and I eat their low carb burger like once a week. Sounds gross, but it's better than McDonald's.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.

Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 12:30pm.

"I wanted to give it a pass for being pro-gay and progressive but in actuality all the gay characters are just vile sex pests who think the world revolves around them and that makes me (as a gay man) want to beat the shit out of them!"

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Comments like that may just turn me! I like the way you think!!!

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 11:18am.
Why would people just suddenly break out in song?
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It's called COP ROCK and it rules!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9qR8sgd-Nc&feature=related

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Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 12:08pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 11:48am.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 11:18am.
Why would people just suddenly break out in song?
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Why WOULDN'T they?!?

It's way better than breaking out in fights:)

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In some operas arias and fights seem to happen simultaneously, and I like it.
This might sound insane, but bursting into song at odd moments is normal behavior for me, my whacky family, and my closest friends.
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YAY! *holds hands with A.cotw*

....*but can't decide what to sing - go figure*

..o wait! I know!:

Some think the world is made for fun and frolic,
And so do I! And so do I!
Some think it well to be all melancholic,
To pine and sigh; to pine and sigh;
But I, I love to spend my time in singing,
Some joyous song, some joyous song,
To set the air with music bravely ringing
Is far from wrong! Is far from wrong!
Listen, listen, echoes sound afar!
Listen, listen, echoes sound afar!
Funiculì, funiculà, funiculì, funiculà!
Echoes sound afar, funiculì, funiculà!

Ha!

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Submitted by Bunnyman on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 12:37pm.

What you said, Bunnyman - I love Jane Lynch from way back, and I am pleased that she is getting a sweet paycheck and some recognition. However, if I had my druthers, she would still be a featured player on Party Down and not having to appear on this fucking audibly-offensive wank-a-thon.