This Is Justin Timberlake's "I Can't Stand This Ho" Face

I SO AGREE ....THIS PUSSYFACED MUTHAFUCKA MAKES ME SO VERY ILL!

Submitted by applehead on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:38pm.

Justin Timberlake looks like he has sex with a mirror on his ceiling that he just gazes into the whole time.

The whole world has seen how he makes out because that's the premise of all of his music videos. I have yet to be impressed by his "foreplay".

"DID HE JUST STALK HER? DID HE JUST BITE HER LIP? DID SHE PUSH HIM ONTO HIS BACK? (vice versa) IS IT ME OR HAS THIS MAKEOUT SCENE DRAGGED THREE MINUTES LONGER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE?"

I haven't liked this guy for a while. I'm sure that when he would have cheated (if he didn't, which I find hard to believe), this would've been his excuse. Grow a pair.

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I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
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She seems extemely boring and after her comment that she is too beautiful to get big roles, she showed how much of narcissistic bitch she truly is.
He strung her along before finding his new piece, she was waiting for the ring.

She was standing in front of me at Whole Foods in Sherman Oaks, and I gotta say that she seemed very polite and was extremely pretty.

4 damn years WASTED. If this shit is true on eitherside, BOTH of them whores are stage 4/5 clingers. Rididculous!

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ubmitted by ditquoi on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:50pm.
ok so I'll keep it real.

it really bothers me when men string women along for years when they know damn well that they're "not into them" and will never marry them but they stay because they like the pussy, they don't want to be alone, they feel comfortable with the lady, whatever.

this is because men can and do make babies without medical intervention into their 70s. there's no biological clock for men. women, however, have a shelf life. it is rare for a woman 40 or over to conceive a child naturally...yes it has been done but it's more the exception than the rule.

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Even though guys don't think they have a timeline, they do. My brother is 40 and doesn't want to have kids "for years." Whatever. He's overweight and men die younger than women. Do guys really want to have toddlers in their 60's? Hell, my Dad was in his 50's when we were teens and I thought he was going to stroke out.

F-a-r more overrated then Joe Jonas and what's his name - the soccer player with the cute ass.

Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 6:24pm.
Question: What are the odds of a marriage succeeding if the wife manipulates the husband into marrying her before he's ready? AND right after his divorce is final. (They'd been dating for a year)

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Odds are probably in favor of the guy staying with the woman. Most divorces end because the woman chooses to end it since men try to avoid confrontation and drama at all costs whatsoever, they'll suffer through a miserable marriage before they divorce. It's also cheaper to keep her and he'll still have ho side pieces, though.

Isn't marriage wonderful? :D

In two years, Justin's nose's plan for total facial domination will come to full fruition.

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Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.

Question: What are the odds of a marriage succeeding if the wife manipulates the husband into marrying her before he's ready? AND right after his divorce is final. (They'd been dating for a year)

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sinjin, I think he looks like a seagull.

Would someone please explain the "seagull" references?

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There were post break up pics of Jessica on another website a day or two ago - it's the first time I've seen her smile in years. It was just paparazzi stuff, not a photo shoot.
Either she's a better actress than I thought or she is genuinely happy to be free of the douche.
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So the douchebag auto-tune queen who has a face like a slapped arse was trying to dump her for two years? Phhhttt! He figured out that he couldn't use her as a step-up anymore.

This non talented whore will do anything to further his C-list career, and since this bitch has no talent will resort to anything to get ahead. Look at the other douchebags he hangs with...the fucking asshole ASSHOLE KUTCHER for one.

Why doesn't he just realize he's not relevant at all and has no talent. Hasn't civilization suffered enough with the Timberlake, Kardashian, and Hilton whores? And that's the just the beginning !!!!

Ugh, I just went through this, but only for about 3 months, and it started off casually. I also find that women who are "hot" tend to do this for a longer time into their late twenties (this one's older than I am I know, and I'm 26). Having gotten approval for their looks/sexuality their whole lives, they stick around hoping that will get them the Holy Grail of Doucheland.

But these guys are truly awful. I just can't take advantage of someone who's more vulnerable/naive then I am, no matter the circumstance. How do these tools live with themselves? But you know, I think we all pay for what we get. We ALL do. He will get lots of sex, money, children I'm sure, but when he's older, the children could hate him, or he could end up alone after his mother passes. Most people pay eventually. I have to believe in that. Geez, I sound so emo, but I'm about a week from being 100 percent over it, so err, yeah...

"on the bright side, she can use her tit skin as a belt."

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 2:55pm

True that. I had a relationship like that when I was in my teens. I learned but that experience completely changed me as a person. Hated the asshole but now I guess I can thank them for teaching me. *shrugs*

And we've been hearing these he hates Jessica stories for years. Frankly it just makes him look like an even bigger prick for leading her own. Timberdouche is the biggest piece of shit.

That is one hideous beard on JT in that picture. What he is growing on his face isn't attractive either.

For me in the relationship I just wouldn't let go, he ended up dumping me on Thanksgiving. He was supposed to pick me up to go to his parents house. He never showed up, when I called he told me "It's over. I'm out" hung up the phone and unplugged it from the wall.

It took me almost a year of trying to "win" him back before I realized it was really "done"

In that year I did SEVERE damage to myself. But I also learned a HUGE lesson.

Eventhough I am happily married and I LOVE my husband to death, I don't NEED a man to be happy.

That is a hard one to learn.

If you aren't happy with yourself and who YOU are, no relationship is going to last and you won't be able to make someone else happy.

It took him TWO FUCKING YEARS to figure out "it doesn't feel right"?????

Just come out of the closet already you fucking ASSWIPE!!!!!!!!!!!! And get some contacts... dork.
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Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:06pm.

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I have a serious question: What did it take for you to snap out of it & move on with your life? One of my best friends is currently in a similar situation with a FUCKING ASSHOLE guy, but she continues to put up with his shit. No amount of sense-talking will make her kick him to the curb, and she always ends up apologizing TO HIM when he is the one in the wrong. Her self-esteem is shattered, and I am beyond frustrated watching her waste her time on this POS. I will stick by her forever because she's a wonderful friend & person, but Jesus H. Christ - it's so hard to see a friend go through this crap.

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Mine is just a story of good luck really. I went through a bad break-up with the first boyfriend, spent months depressed about it, and then met the man who would be my husband. I really don't think I would have appreciated a good relationship as much as I do without the bad one I had before.

I hope your friend learns one day that love doesn't have to hurt. There's someone out there who will treat her well, and I hope she finds him.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 2:04pm.

oh yeah Hekki I've been there myself...I don't know who hasn't.

in fact, I had a former boss who was "married" to her boyfriend for seriously 20 years. at the time, she was rolling up on 40 and been with this guy for 20 years, wore an engagement/wedding ring, considered him her husband, but gave everyone the (complete) bullshit excuse of not being able to afford a wedding/we're married in our hearts gobbledygook. I was a young 'un at the time and even I rolled my eyes at that one. a couple of years passed by...he went on a "business trip" and ended up moving out to California with some new trick and oh well bitch cya later'd her. 20 years she'd spent with this dude and all she had to show for it was her non-marriage ring. it STILL evokes a twinge of sadness in me when I think about it.

this sort of thing happening in the early 20s doesn't bother me as much...say they finally get around to breaking up by 25, you have 5 years to meet someone else, fall in love and get married by 30. that's perfectly reasonable. late 20s to 30s...you should know better.

Submitted by M.E.: "Athina - a 21 year old doing that shit is acceptable in my book because at 21 we're idiots. LOL"

Exactly! Everyone should have that lesson learned in their 20s. It sucks, but that's what those years are for.

What's sad is when a 40-something woman is asking me to read the text messages she and some guy are exchanging, asking "But do you think this phrase means he misses me? What do you think he means by 'See you'? It COULD mean he's going to ask me out, right? I mean, you could read so many things into that, right? Do you think he's still interested?" *eyeroll*

I said if he's not sending you flowers and calling you, he's just not that into you!

Do these 'sources' also write for SciFi channel because this shit is just as unbelievable. Jessica Biel is a lesbian who bearded the wrong one. She didn't get the mileage outta this that she was looking for. Perhaps she suggested they get faux engaged for more publicity and he shut her down.

Hollywood is fake, fake, fake!

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Is it just me, or is dude's nose halfway to jamie-farr land? I put in a pix for those of you too young to remember MASH.

http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/30657/tn-500_farrwm4338166013.jpg

I'm not gonna hate though because I garauntee you Justin was a "Mr. Big", stringing her along then saying he can't/wont commit then when she was trying to move on would magically appear in her life again then would dump all over her again. They're both at fault here, her for being naive and floating down the river of denial for 2 years and him for being an egotistical narcissistic and heartless d-bag (funny, I just described my ex there. "Let's have a toast for the d-bags!"
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It doesn't take two years for a douchebag to dump his gf.

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No surprise. Jessica is like Jessica Simpson, Scarlett Hohansen and Vanessa Manil-ho. They are no talent barnacles looking to attach themselves to something bigger and better than they are for security reasons. Justin's a mama's boy and a barnacle as well so he's not going to settle down til he finds a woman who is bigger and better than he is. Probably an older woman.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:50pm.

after I wrote that, I realized that truly, the onus is on the lady herself to look out for her own interests since no one else will. still doesn't excuse the guy of taking advantage of the woman's neediness and/or infatuation.

ditquoi, you are 100% correct.

My sister got strung along for 12 years (off and on) by a guy who did that. Waved that ring under her nose like a doggie biscuit. Cruel. When they broke up for good, it took him exactly 6 months to marry and knock up a new chick (who got my sister's ring). She's still sore, which I don't blame her for, and still hung up on him, which I don't understand.

Fortunately, the relationship for which I abandoned all dignity ended in my early 20s and I learned my lesson. I cringe when I think about how I mooned over that guy. Jesus. Luckily he was a decent person and didn't abuse the power he had over idiot Hekki.

anyway pretty sure we won't hear from her again other than those Cover Girl commercials...they'll probably dump her too now that she's not Timberfake's arm candy. you know, she's too pretty to be an actress -n- stuff. :P

I want to b1tch slap him and tell him two years in limbo is inexcusible. I think about all the hos he can get because he is a celebrity. When I break up, its like 6 months of rejection in the single bars, online dating, and visiting a singles group to find the youngest woman is 78. He just winks at someone at a party, and he's getting serviced.

But since I once married a woman because I was too lazy to break up, I really have no basis for judging him.

PS. And that reba-lore side reference is priceless. It is the creative beauty of MK. No doubt the physical beauty as well, but I don't like him in 'that way'. ;)

AS CLINGY AS REBA ON LORI!!!!! omg - there is a special place in hell for you, MK, for that... and for me, too, for laughing

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From scrolling down I can see this is a touchy subject for some.
*exits stage left*

He is UG-LAH. And gay. She is overrated, to say the least. And gay. Everything about their "relationship" is false. Their so-called careers are on pretty shaky ground. Feeding phony drama to the media is the only way either of them can stay in the news. I'm guessing the contract expired.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:50pm.

True, but what of the dumb bitch who stays instead of taking control of her life and dumping mommy's boy to find herself a better man?

No comment on the hot bleach blonde angel wings blessing the front of the photo? Looks like Kim Z from Hotlanta Housewives…

Then again, maybe the reason it took him so long to quit her is because she could butt bang him as good as any dude. She certainly looks like she could in this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKekcHMiVVg

ok so I'll keep it real.

it really bothers me when men string women along for years when they know damn well that they're "not into them" and will never marry them but they stay because they like the pussy, they don't want to be alone, they feel comfortable with the lady, whatever.

this is because men can and do make babies without medical intervention into their 70s. there's no biological clock for men. women, however, have a shelf life. it is rare for a woman 40 or over to conceive a child naturally...yes it has been done but it's more the exception than the rule.

so women have a short window in which to marry and be able to have children without being "of advanced maternal age" and all the risks that brings. so if a woman intends to have a husband and children at some point in her life (which most do), the worst thing a man can do is string her along and use up all her prime years when he knows he'll never marry her...and then dump her when she's 30 so she has to scramble to find a man, date, date exclusively, engage, marry then have kids. it's just not fair. these men need to grow a pair.

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I have a serious question: What did it take for you to snap out of it & move on with your life? One of my best friends is currently in a similar situation with a FUCKING ASSHOLE guy, but she continues to put up with his shit. No amount of sense-talking will make her kick him to the curb, and she always ends up apologizing TO HIM when he is the one in the wrong. Her self-esteem is shattered, and I am beyond frustrated watching her waste her time on this POS. I will stick by her forever because she's a wonderful friend & person, but Jesus H. Christ - it's so hard to see a friend go through this crap.
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Many times the mistakes people make is to stay in a relationship for too long. They're scared of change or to be on their own. Before things turn sour it's best to break up. Easier said then done but it's the best way out. You can still respect each other afterward and hold on to the good memories. I'm betting when your friend realizes what a POS he is she will fucking hate his guts and regret she didn't end things sooner. It will be all the harder on her, but hopefully, she'll learn. You know deep down when a guy doesn't love or care about you. She knows.
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And didn't Chris Evans jettison her ass, too?

I believe I've heard rumors about him being done with her for a couple of years now so I'd venture to say it's true.

I can't knock her hustle...bitch knows from a golddigga's perspective, he's the mother lode...so of course she's got to dig her claws deep into his flesh and ride, ride ride that bucking (pun intended) bronco to the bank.

what I can knock is why didn't you get knocked up, Jessica? did you not consult your golddigga handbook? that's the next move, duh.

A lot of us have been in relationships we KNOW should have been long over but more often or not we are afraid to break it off because of the "what's going to happen to me" syndrome. We’re afraid to be alone or have forgotten how to be comfortable alone so instead of dealing with it we hang in there and value the few bright spots the relationship brings. Sometime it’s a matter of having mutual friends or you’ve made good friends with some of the aunts, uncles grandparents ect. and you hate to think of not having them in your life. If it’s you that does the dumping though when you finally do say that’s it, it’s over, it’s like a HUGE weight lifted off your shoulder. You walk away truly relived to have finally confronted it. I think we forget that sometimes being single really isn’t as bad as we thought it would be and usually after a few months you think why I the hell did I stay in there for so long, what the hell was I thinking and you realize how long you’d fallen out of love with that person and wish you’d done it sooner.

*stops writing feeling like Anne Landers all of a sudden*

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:37pm.
I ain't no fan of Tremblefake but I hope the public don't "Jennifer Anniston" this girl.

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I don't think the public will have to do that...her own track record might do it for her. Didn't Derek Jeter do the same thing to her?

LMAO @ Sweeeeeeetasssssssssss

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:35pm.
I hate to say it buy I enjoy his quest, he is so desperate and face it a lot of people have less to do these days
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When I am alerted to Justin's "acting" all I see is the mental image of a 3 year old boy running around in circles flap flapping his arms in vain hope that one day he would take flight.
He needs to stick to guest-singing/yodelling on rap songs.

I don't think Britney would ever go back to him, especially after being dickmatized by Kfed...JT doesn't even look like he'd be any good in bed...

Gawddamn, I been reading this for about that long offa Lainey Gossip, about how he ain't into her, how she shows up when he's working on his own, how she's the one doing the heavy work maintaining their image as a couple.

I ain't no fan of Tremblefake but I hope the public don't "Jennifer Anniston" this girl.

This twerp gets fuglier by the hour. It may be his one true talent.

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There was a Blind Item ages ago about someone who wanted to be a serious actor so badly (but who was not an actor) and he would generate snickers on the set and most of his stuff ended up on the cutting room floor. You said it was him and I hate to say it buy I enjoy his quest, he is so desperate and face it a lot of people have less to do these days and Zac and Ryan and other wanna-be Leos have got to hiss "Just hold on there, DancingBoy..."

Justin is getting more fug as he gets older. Look for him to get plastic surgery by the time he's 35.