A Gift For Tommy?
No, this picture was not taken at the Scientology gift shop. It was taken a little after midnight today at Serendipity 3 in NYC. Stepford Katie's internal screensaver (Tommy Girl slow dipping an L. Ron Hubbard hologram on a loop) must've kicked in before this picture was taken, because she has no idea that little Suri is holding a box of PENIS GUMMIES. And Katie's head stayed in a state of hazy cluelessness for the rest of the night, because a rep for Serendipity tells the Daily Mail that one of Suri's slaves paid for the box of fruity flaccid peens before they left.
You know, I'm still waiting for the moment when Yoko Ono takes off her Suri Cruise suit and reveals that this has all been part of an elaborate performance art piece. The high-heels. The pacifier addiction. The Penis Gummies. Even Noah Cyrus is saying, "....too much...too much."
And yes, Serendipity (more like Serendickity) sells dick candies. Save me a place in line.
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Suri's got that boozy, tragic socialite thing down pat.
I bet Katie has never really even seen Tommy's penis before.
Did Daddy teach her how to eat them?
You know, like Oreos....some people part them gently and lick the cream, and others just take the whole thing in.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Wow, that's the most inappropriate thing I've ever seen about their care of her. That's supposed to be a (lame) party favor for Halloween or something. This kid is doomed.
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"She used to say that love was a fire to warm fools."
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:45pm.
'night, caprica! :0)
Submitted by Fraggle on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:29pm.
I KNOW that box of fucking candy DOES NOT say 'penis gummy'.
LOL! I thought that at first glance too (I was like, there has got to be a different word that's supposed to be)...until I read the rest of the box: "Fruity flavored penis gummies"
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LOLOL just fucking no. They are SO weird.
'night Fraggles
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:29pm.
I KNOW that box of fucking candy DOES NOT say 'penis gummy'.
LOL! I thought that at first glance too (I was like, there has got to be a different word that's supposed to be)...until I read the rest of the box: "Fruity flavored penis gummies"
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:38pm.
With my attention firmly fixed on the penis gummies - can't think why - I've only just noticed that in MK's post he says the pic was taken 'a little after midnight'. WTF?
A toddler out on the town in the middle of the night? I don't care who they are or what crazy religion they subscribe to - that's not right.
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Becky, truth. They iz crazy, that's why. My daughter was in bed, every damn night, at that age by 8:;45pm. They are just weird.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Katie is still a lovely woman it's just that there's something disturbed in her face now, it's like clear as day. I just find the whole thing so unsettling. I wish someone would stop them.
With my attention firmly fixed on the penis gummies - can't think why - I've only just noticed that in MK's post he says the pic was taken 'a little after midnight'. WTF?
A toddler out on the town in the middle of the night? I don't care who they are or what crazy religion they subscribe to - that's not right.
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"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
Suri is buying the wrong candy for her daddy...she needs to get the jumbo-sized Penis Gummies for her daddy. Oh Suri...what are we gonna do with you?
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
I KNOW that box of fucking candy DOES NOT say 'penis gummy'.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Well she already wears high heels
Even beyond the money and the Scientology ruining her is the unnatural celebrity. Suri is always aware of where the camera is and looks into it with an entitlement unnatural to one so young, or so I would imagine. Probably she will always seek the limelight whether or not she is talented enough because she is a born and raised celebrity fuck-up.
Uh, Katie? Call me a prude, but, I think there are supposed to be a few years in between the transition from the pacifier to the peen.
Well, I'm surprised. Wouldn't have been surprised if it were Mama Kardasian giving mini dicks to the younger K siblings to suck on. Got to get them trained up for their big Kodak moment when they turn legal.
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"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
Katie must have told Suri to pick out something for daddy to suck on. So of course she ran straight to a box of dicks.
Why is the kid getting ice cream after midnight? Why didn't her supposed parent take the penis gummies away from her, telling her they were for older kids *or her dad*? This makes me sick for the kid actually, she's just a spoiled dopey child, what's Katie's excuse for being such a bad mom? No more kids please store bought wife.
Penis gummies? Great gift for Tommygirl. For Suri not so much.
Suri looks like one of those homeless ragamuffins I'd see in the streets of Rome.
So sad...
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
Tommy Girl must have sent the little toad out for these...boundries????
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Penis candy aside, when did Suri get "old face"? She is looking rough. It's liek she got her father's worn out gene with her mom's droop face. Poor girl.
I thought that place was like a family friendly ice cream shop.
...Im never sending my kids to a private/religious school. Look how I came out, half of my 7th grade class are lesbians the rest suicidal ....yeesh.
I bet suri enrolled her clone into school so she wont have to go
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What's up, douchebag?
oh wait. hee hee!
I didn't look at that picture closely *snicker*
I just figured her *snort* finger was hiding an "A" or a "B" *lololololol* thinking "they must be called 'penia' or 'penib' gummies...surely there is no such thing as penis gummies *choke*
no...someone seriously bought a 4 year old penis brand gummies...little gummy sausages and eggs for a 4 year old little girl to gobble.
I wonder what she thought they were...rockets? squids?
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damn Katiebot is truly dickmatized...how a mother could be cool with her 4 year old eating penis gummies for cripes sake and walking out into the cold at midnight in essentially a nighty is beyond me unless of course the bitch is heavily medicated to the point of having an out of body experience. :P
jeebus Katie has completely lost her looks. bitch is 31?!?! good grief! that's not supposed to happen for another 5 years at the earliest.
what exactly is the deal here? is she purposefully walking around looking like a ghoul as a form of protest? I think her contract mandates that she look perfect for her acting gigs as Tom's wife so is looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy's little sister after a 5 day meth binge an act of rebellion? otherwise it doesn't make any sense because she can afford someone to walk around with a makeup brush and touch her up every 5 minutes.
I see Suri has a band-aid on her knee so maybe Katie got her ass beat the night before for allowing the precious princess to be scarred. in any case Katie, get some concealer. :P
Suri is definatley autistic, or at the very least has aspergers. Poor kid
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
Katie Holmes is literally CRYING OUT for help.
Where are her parents? Can't they do something?
Homegirl looks spent.
"She must have stolen them out of her dad's purse."
LOL.
BWAH! But for me, that would be THE BEST Saturday Night!!
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 2:18pm.
Awesome parenting with the kid up past midnight holding a box of dicks.
Hysterical!
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
All I want to know is where can I get a box of d*cks?!
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-Charlie "Winning" Sheen
Awesome parenting with the kid up past midnight holding a box of dicks. Surrounded by adults yet no one is 'raising' her. Sad.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:55pm.
@ choochifrito
Suri has extremely muscular & toned legs for someone young.
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Lucky for her, she didn't get her mom's legs!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:18pm.
WTFOMGLOL "Freshen Up"? We used to call it cum gum, before I really knew WTF cum even was, LOL
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yeah, something like that .. or maybe that's it :D
so gross.
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:18pm.
@IrishFury- Thank you very much about the Unschooling info. I've heard of home schooling, but not unschooling.
You made EXCELLENT points and you do see this with so many young children who are indulged by the parents and family to the point where they think they are the center of the universe and have no empathy or emotions toward others, only themselves.
Suri is well on her way.
Thanks again, IrishFury. Great post! *s*
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Well thank you! I'm a writer and have written a few articles on types of schooling so thought this would interest some. I'm glad you liked it.
Now if you could print this out and shove it up jack's ass, I'd really appreciate it.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by BitchyD on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:48pm.
"@ choochifrito
Suri has extremely muscular & toned legs for someone young.
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That's what happens when a 4 year old's been wearing high heels for most of her life."
My 8-year-old a skinny daughter sports a six pack and some impressive arm muscles. I honestly have no clue where she gets it from.
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You've got a good point, some kids are just naturally muscular. But walking in high heels stretches and develop leg muscles that don't get as much of a work out in flats.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:18pm.
@IrishFury- Thank you very much about the Unschooling info. I've heard of home schooling, but not unschooling.
You made EXCELLENT points and you do see this with so many young children who are indulged by the parents and family to the point where they think they are the center of the universe and have no empathy or emotions toward others, only themselves.
Suri is well on her way.
Thanks again, IrishFury. Great post! *s*
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
@ choochifrito
Suri has extremely muscular & toned legs for someone young.
no I had a six pack at 4 I have pics too, just was super thin, it happens
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by BitchyD on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:48pm.
"@ choochifrito
Suri has extremely muscular & toned legs for someone young.
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That's what happens when a 4 year old's been wearing high heels for most of her life."
My 8-year-old a skinny daughter sports a six pack and some impressive arm muscles. I honestly have no clue where she gets it from.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
@ choochifrito
Suri has extremely muscular & toned legs for someone young.
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That's what happens when a 4 year old's been wearing high heels for most of her life.
LOL @ Irish!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
Ahhaha oh my gosh, these people. WHAT is Katiebot wearing? And the fact that she's out, whether it's day or night, with that demon kid, as opposed to another adult. Ever.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:35pm.
LMFAO at Mr Mercury, M.E. and snowy!
*skips over Irish Fury's fucking NOVEL*
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*skips over jack's body since I just bludgeoned it to death while laughing loudly*
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Dark-sided!
There is something really fuckin' creepy about this kid.
Suri has extremely muscular & toned legs for someone young.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:18pm.
They're like intelligent sociopaths.
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That. Is. Creepy.
A school full of Lex Luthors.
LMFAO at Mr Mercury, M.E. and snowy!
*skips over Irish Fury's fucking NOVEL*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Having a brain dead nincompoop for a mother is probably far more detrimental to a kid than eating some penis shaped candy.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Nikitainthesection on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:13pm.
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What happened to the young girl now? Is she still doing disturbing things?
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Propositioning mom's boyfriend was the last I heard - that was about a year ago. Mom's potential man was so disgusted by her daughters behavior that he immediately ended it with her - and because of the disrespect the daughter shows she has problems keeping male (or even female) friends. It's hard being around someone who has to little respect for their selves that they let their child completely run over them. I anticipate no good will come from that relationship.
Mr. Mercury o
more of the tommygirl pickup lines please
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma