The Situation Is The Comedy Genius Of Our Time
The Situation's face is a dried apricot molded to look like the mug of Don Knotts, but unfortunately for him that's where the Mr. Furley comparisons end. Unlike the dearly departed Don Knotts, The Situation has the delivery of a dead pigeon and he made this perfectly clear at the roasting of Donald Trump, which aired on Comedy Central last night. Every single LOL grenade that The Situation threw into the audience, was thrown back onto the stage and bombed right in his face. Bitch might be a 5-star chef when it comes to roasting his face on a tanning bed, but he failed to ignite one spark in the straw nest on Trump's head. This is the kind of awkwardness The Situation's trick hos must feel after they realize that he is sticking it all the way in. Bitch Boom Bye, etc....
The tumbleweed of silence followed by the occasional boo and pity laugh make this even more uncomfortable. My feelings about this soggy campfire The Situation calls a comedy act is best expressed through this still shot of Ice-T's reaction:
Even CoCo's always smiling camel toe is cringing at this mess.
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Was Anthony Jezelnik there?
I think i saw him on the previews. That's a funny
motherfucker.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:06am.
Kinda sucked without Giraldo.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Watch, The Snitchuation will be next years Oscar host
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
Kinda sucked without Giraldo. ************************************************************************************************ "Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree, and banged every guy on the way down?" http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8867f06ee0/the-charlie-sheen-is-too-da
Why? Why? Why?
This creature is ugly, stupid, trashy, not the least bit clever and certainly not funny. Why was he there?? I guess he was a little interlude to allow the Trumpster to recover from all the real jokes.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Athina thanks!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
Will absolutely NOT watch any of this, but keep hope alive that all these Jersey shore shitbags will fucking burn in hell for eternity.
he insulted Trump, and the joke didn't make sense.
He said something along the lines of ''Trump keeps firing people everyday. It's OK because he let himself go anyway.''
???
ah, I get it. Awkward.
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All the nerds that write for Comedy Central had flashbacks of people like the Sitch shoving them into lockers, so they
gave him shit material.
I didn't see it, but i'm sure this is the case.
Haters gunna Hate.
I CAN'T SEE SHIT! NO VIDEO NO BUENO
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
That was bad. Cannot believe girls STILL have random hook-ups with him especially after that episode where he brings that chick home puts her in the smush room...smokes, then eats, lasts like 30 seconds maybe & sends her home in a taxi. Appalling.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Unfortunately, can't see/view the video.
For shame.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Five million dollars. This asshole banked five million dollars last year. He's sucking all the way to the bank.
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 8:55am.
I can't see the video, I hope they replay the Roast, I couldn't dvr it last night because my tv schedule was already full.
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FYI, they are re-airing it Friday night at 10!
I thought Larry King was excellent!! Being introduced as "a skeleton pirate on loan from Disney World" was A+ and he laughed at all the jokes too.
The Situation bombed so badly and got booed; since I've heard what a complete asshole to women he is, I loved it. Loved all the gay "accusations" too since he tries to prove his hetero bullshit by banging hundreds of women and then treating them like shit (not that the women are anything much, but still...).
Did NO-ONE help him write a joke? They weren't even jokes!
I really missed Greg Giraldo there though, he was always brilliant at the roasts.
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Dark-sided!
The Situation should be out lobbying support of his fellow facial progeria sufferers, not trying to needle a laugh out of C and D listers that are clearly way out of his league.
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Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.
That was cringe-inducing. I don't understand why he was even allowed in the building, let alone asked to 'perform.'
I watched this last night with my husband. God, it was AWESOME watching this ugly POS bomb on stage. Who was the asshole who invited him to speak? It's obvious he has no charisma, timing or talent at all. Please tell me his 15 minutes are officially over.
What's up, no video on my end.
I can't see the video, I hope they replay the Roast, I couldn't dvr it last night because my tv schedule was already full.
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
"let him do his thing" that's exactly the problem, we've all been letting him "do his thing" and we've gone way past the point where it needs to stop.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He was bad. And everyone else was quite funny - even Larry King?!?!?