The Situation Is The Comedy Genius Of Our Time

The Situation's face is a dried apricot molded to look like the mug of Don Knotts, but unfortunately for him that's where the Mr. Furley comparisons end. Unlike the dearly departed Don Knotts, The Situation has the delivery of a dead pigeon and he made this perfectly clear at the roasting of Donald Trump, which aired on Comedy Central last night. Every single LOL grenade that The Situation threw into the audience, was thrown back onto the stage and bombed right in his face. Bitch might be a 5-star chef when it comes to roasting his face on a tanning bed, but he failed to ignite one spark in the straw nest on Trump's head. This is the kind of awkwardness The Situation's trick hos must feel after they realize that he is sticking it all the way in. Bitch Boom Bye, etc....

The tumbleweed of silence followed by the occasional boo and pity laugh make this even more uncomfortable. My feelings about this soggy campfire The Situation calls a comedy act is best expressed through this still shot of Ice-T's reaction:

Even CoCo's always smiling camel toe is cringing at this mess.

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Submitted by noahgoodman on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 4:35pm.

Seems like I’m not a big fan. I would still prefer Achmed.

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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 5:52am.

Could they NOT find good comedians to do this roast?

Who the hell settles for the Situation? He's a moron. Listening to him talk is like nails on a chalkboard - let alone listening to him try and be funny !!

This guy IS a big ass loser. He shouldnt even have had the priveledge of roasting someone with as much power as TRUMP. And to attack the guys wife? WTF? Trump would squash that little fucker.

I would bet money that this guy has the smallest peen! He's got abs - that's it - he's not a star by any means. I cant wait til he fades away into darkness.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 2:59am.

Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 7:43pm.

Hopefully, but don't count on it.

If you can condition yourself to believe that you are a godsend to the human race, it's very easy to control everyone else's minds.

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 8:28pm.

Based on those jokes, looks like Gilbert Godfrey was moonlighting jokes for his fellow shit head.

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 8:28pm.

Based on those jokes, looks like Gilbert Godfrey was moonlighting jokes for his fellow shit head.

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Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 6:13pm.

Maybe this will finish that conceited, pathetic no-talent once and for all. What a douche!

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 5:06pm.

And, please, don't most comics have their work written for him?

I didn't like this roast as much either, but it was nice to get away from Daniel Tosh for an hour and a half. I hated that Seth MacFarlane hosted. He made me grin, once. Why didn't anyone make fun of him? Family Guy sucks ass.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 4:49pm.

TEAM NERDS SHOVED INTO LOCKERS!

If even Comedy Central is setting the Bitchuation up for failure, then you know you've sunken to a new low. After all, this is the same channel that gave Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia way past their expiration dates their own shows. If Comedy Central won't even extend your fifteen minutes in the spotlight, you know you're a lost cause.

Submitted by lachica on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 4:09pm.

i don't understand why he was invited to perform in the first place.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 3:54pm.

I bet Andrew Dice Clay laughed.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 2:58pm.

I like Ice T so much after his facepalming this mess. Everyone in the audience not only wasn't laughing, but looked like they were ready to shank the ugly fuck.

Submitted by Dolly_D on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 2:30pm.

Being a comic is truly one of the hardest things to do. Situation showed perfectly how its NOT done and how quickly an audience can turn on you.

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Submitted by aaa on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 2:29pm.

it's a roast, right?
he was roasting him.

Submitted by get serious on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 12:45pm.

Ice T's mouth agape look of shock is priceless...

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 12:28pm.

I had high hopes for this guy too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zT9p1vnBjo

LOL! (no really!)

I guess drama is more his thing.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 12:20pm.

Yay, short clips of the roast are up! http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/roast-donald-trump/index.jhtml

Submitted by dcgirl on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 12:17pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:06am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:13am.
I heard he made a "joke" about snoop dogg and trump... something like - they have stuff in common because Trump owned a lot of property and snoop's ancesters used to be property.
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He really needs to die in a fucking fire for that shit.
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Submitted by chaka1 on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 12:14pm.

Honestly...that shit was funny!!!!

Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 12:08pm.

anyway those roasts piss me off. I hate that they've taken off in popularity so now on Saturday night they're showing the roasts uncensored when they could be showing a real comedy special uncensored.

I really, really don't get the whole idea of dressing up and going somewhere fancy for someone to stab at all my hot buttons and humiliate me under the guise of comedy.

I mean Flavor Flav's roast was ridiculous...he was called all the cooniest names on the planet and he's just sitting there laughing like a hyena and I'm like do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? I know he's in it for the cash but gee whiz...is everything about you for sale? :P

Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 12:06pm.

I had to pause it a couple times because I was so uncomfortable & cringing so hard. I will say that while his delivery wasn't great, that material was just not funny... Maybe Greg Giraldo (RIP) used to write most of the jokes? :(

Submitted by onesage on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:43am.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:39am.

Oh, I feel you guys. I get all cringey in the hiney.

Submitted by CholaMom on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:25am.

If you can make Ice T gasp with shock, it's GOT to be tasteless beyond tasteless!

If we're all lucky, this is the last we'll hear from The Situation. Maybe? Please? Can't a girl hope?

More "jokes" that were cut:

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump? Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ...Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

"Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:20am.

Submitted by vega on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:47am.
I just can’t with this douche-I refuse to watch.

I don’t know if anyone notices but he just seems like a hag. He wines and instigates like a teen, seems he’s still stuck there. How old is this douche bag? He looks like he’s freaking old for his age and I bet he’s in his early 20’s.

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I believe he's at least 30 or heading that way. He looks late 30s due to the sun worshipping.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:16am.

These jokes aren't offending me as much as they are supposed to. ;) Never gonna watch this dude or the show he's on, though.
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Submitted by Lemonaide on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:35am.
This guy is such a turd. More of his jokes:

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin blows onstage in Tijuana ... "

He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:14am.

Don Knotts was pure comedy genius. The stuff he did on the andy griffith show--its funnier to me today than when I first saw it as a kid.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:28am.

I'm shocked he can even read.

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Unlike The Situation's jokes, this was actually funny.

Submitted by onesage on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:49am.

DOuble post - sorry - got twitchy fingahs

Submitted by onesage on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:46am.

Oh, wow, I didn't stay up to catch this, but when they said he was there to roast I was all "WTF?" I almost wanted to stay up to watch him crash and burn but I couldn't stand that degree of uncomfortable-ness at that time of night. I think I will have to gird my loins and watch the YouTube. Ice T is always good for an honest reaction - respect.

Submitted by Noir Easter on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:39am.

That was the most confident crash and burn ever (outside Carlos Esteves).
"The Situation" (I resent having to call him that) is the only one of the Jersey spores that I don't dislike (it helps to have never seen the show).

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Submitted by Lemonaide on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:35am.
This guy is such a turd. More of his jokes:

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough"
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Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:37am.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

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Submitted by vega on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:17am.

I just can’t with this douche-I refuse to watch.

The thing that ircks me the most about this guy is that he is making millions for doing NOTHING while the rest of us are living pay check to paycheck in our 8 to 5 jobs…URGH!!

Submitted by Lemonaide on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:05am.

This guy is such a turd. More of his jokes:

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin blows onstage in Tijuana ... "

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:59am.

The only thing worth watching on that clip is Ice-T's gasp. I feel no pity for the Shituation - he's a talentless fug moron who could stop a drain with that bulb on his nose. Ick.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:58am.

I'm shocked he can even read.

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:58am.

Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:40am.
THAT is what the end of someone's 15 minutes of fame looks and sounds like.
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"Life ain't fair" doesn't begin to cover this.

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Submitted by sarah990 on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:51am.

NO TALENT. CAN'T DANCE, CAN;T SING, CANT DO COMEDY, CAN'T ACT. THIS IS THE NEW TALENT IN AMERICA. AT LEAST THE TROLL SMUSH SMUSH SNOOKI CAN THROW DOWN IN WWE

Submitted by DDT on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:50am.

"I went to the roast, and he had the shittiest copy written for him. Those guys are a. reading from teleprompter, which isn't easy for a virgin reader b. had lame jokes written for him by the lame writers at CC.

I am not a big fan of this guy, frankly i don't watch the show, but seriously the line up of "celebrities" sucked, and so did the written copy.

All in all, a pretty boring evening."
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Hmm... That makes me wonder if Greg Giraldo (RIP) wrote the majority of jokes for the previous roasts, and maybe now somebody else is. Because those roasts are usually HILARIOUS.

I was SO saddened by his passing... What a loss. :-(

Submitted by Dgrin on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:30am.

wow tre uncomfortable to watch,

Submitted by crankenstein on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:29am.

Crankenstein

I went to the roast, and he had the shittiest copy written for him. Those guys are a. reading from teleprompter, which isn't easy for a virgin reader b. had lame jokes written for him by the lame writers at CC.

I am not a big fan of this guy, frankly i don't watch the show, but seriously the line up of "celebrities" sucked, and so did the written copy.

All in all, a pretty boring evening.

Submitted by DDT on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:29am.

I did not know there was a roast on last night!! Man... I love them! Hopefully I will catch it this weekend.

Unfortunately, or rather, fortunately, the video is not working for me. I can just imagine how bad it is. Who told "the Situation" that he has what it takes to be a star? It takes more than just a massive ego. Doesn't it?

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:24am.

Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:38am.
I was watching TMZ and they were interviewed Lisa Lampenelli after the roast and she said that after he bombed he was bragging about how
Well he'd done and how he should start doing it for a living. The guy is completely delusional.
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and I'll just bet he is inept in the old sackaroo too.
Can't really blame a dude for riding a wave of payola to the fullest extent possible. Unfortunately, we have to be subjected to him and his greasy rubber face in the process.

Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:16am.

Serves all these festering pools of disease and attention whoreness right! shame and flog them publicly and certainly they'll go away...we can hope.

Proud to say I've managed to avoid wasting even 5 seconds watching these hot messes on MTV. Though I try to avoid it and VH1 with a vitriolic passion.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:13am.

thanks boomsy, was Snoop smokin a blunt? LOL

Well, Snitcy's 15 minutes may be up but he's the only thing about the roast that everyone seems to be talking about this morning.....

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Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:10am.

THAT is what the end of someone's 15 minutes of fame looks and sounds like.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:09am.

Submitted by Defined1 on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:59am.

I am the same way too! I am so bad I even change the channel on TV shows or hide my eyes during movies when an awkward or embarrassing scene happens. I had to turn off Meet the Parents it was so awful and uncomfortable for me to watch. UGH.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:08am.

I refuse to watch! REFUSE!

Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:08am.

I was watching TMZ and they were interviewed Lisa Lampenelli after the roast and she said that after he bombed he was bragging about how
Well he'd done and how he should start doing it for a living. The guy is completely delusional.

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Submitted by GraveyardCrow on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 9:08am.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:17am.

His whole career? His career getting drunk on camera, fighting with his roommates and spreading the herp all over Jersey and Miami? His career consists of him being a total douchebag.
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