What In The Hell Kind Of GD EVERYTHING Is This?
Somewhere in a nursery in the bowels of Hell, one of Satan's minions is cradling his new spawn while adjusting her crotch-killing C-section panties that look just like the bikini bottoms Ke$ha Travolta wore to visit a pineapple under the sea the beach in Adelaide, Australia today. Who knew that the demon shop workers of the underworld were so skilled at weaving fabric with their claws?
If you want to look like Grandpa Munster working his shit on the cover of Sports Illustrated: Fupa Edition, this is definitely the unflattering bikini for you!
On a positive note, Ke$ha is a card carrying member of the "Don't Give A Fuck As Long As You Take My Picture" Club, so she just doesn't give a fuck as long as she hears those clicks. And yes, just like Ke$ha's music, these pictures need more auto-tune.
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I love Ke$sha! I always feel so much better about my body when you post one of these bikini pictures. Thanks a bunch! On a side note, her calves look okay.
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seriously, is that a dude?
The polyjuice potion is wearing off
Jesus Christ guys, it's just a bad swimsuit. Get over it. Love how we diss women's bodies around here, even when it's obvious she doesn't have a choice in her shape. And then if she gets plastic surgery, y'all will complain also that it's fake. It's just lose/lose.
"on the bright side, she can use her tit skin as a belt."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.
There is absolutely no excuse for a young woman in the entertainment industry TO LOOK LIKE THAT. Actually no young woman should look like that. If you're a female in the music industry who HAS TALENT the industry can be forgiving of looks but Keisha does not have talent which means bitch needs to be working extra hard to at least look presentable. The wide no-waist and flat square ass prove she doesn't exercise. It's one thing to have no talent but to succeed in the music industry despite that fact and look THAT BAD is insulting to human beings in general. Must be nice to not even have to try at anything and still manage to screw people out of their money. Fuck everyone who supports the lazy, talentless bitch.
Someone needs to lay off the potatoes!
Smoke and mirrors (and autotune) certainly work wonders on this bovine ape. That said, her looks wouldn't bother me at all if she could, like, actually sing and her music were good.
On the bright side, she makes Gaga look like a supermodel by comparison.
she's so apple shaped its crazy
ok she is terrible but the fact that she doesn't give a fuck in a business where beauty is everything is kind of refreshing.
Hey! Don't blame it on us... ;)
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Submitted by XENU on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 9:39pm.
People, this is NOT a woman's body... That's a MAN, baby!!!
I have always complained about how the music industry hires female sex workers with no musical talent, while it would be better to hire good singers regardless of how they look.
At first blush, I thought this gal would make me put up or shut up, but I have heard her music and I don't believe she can sing--shouting into autotune ain't what I call rock and roll.
In any case, while I don't want to see her body, more power to her for being comfortable in it. Looks like I am with sofster101 on this.
While no expert, my impression has been that no-butt types are favored by bikini-bottoms rather than nun-panties.
She is making tons of money without the voice and without the body. For those who say there's no excuse for her to look like this, I say she has no reason to change any of it. She's made it big this way while others work their asses off and will still never make it. She is probably laughing all the way to the bank.
Her music SUCKS!
Her voice SUCKS!
Her GaGa ghetto image knock-off SUCKS!
Her face SUCKS!
Her body SUCKS!
Her outfits SUCK!
Her game SUCKS!
Her videos SUCK!
Her concerts SUCK!
Her sex tape SUCKS!
SHE FUCKING SUCKS!!!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:24pm.
Is she kinda slow in the head?
Probably drunk and disorderly and drunks are way worse than a moron or idiot. Seriously, only a drunk or an imbecile could pick that bikini coupled with that white, shapeless body and wear it in public without shame.
Is she kinda slow in the head?
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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 9:36pm.
She looks much better clothed. A one-piece would be far more flattering.
I concur! I'm thinking full-length burqa.
Australia doesn't permit whaling, right?
Bad penis tuck-job and raging man-face.
Agree with XENU on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 9:39pm..
That's a man (not that there's anything wrong with that)!
People, this is NOT a woman's body... That's a MAN, baby!!!
She looks much better clothed. A one-piece would be far more flattering.
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Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
I just scrolled down, and saw mike's avatar.
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Back in the high life again
explain how her shape doesn't look anything like this in her music videos?
I'm always shocked when I see these bikini pictures, her face looks young but her body is shapeless and saggy. I think she needs to work out and build a little definition, I don't think yoga will help with that. She needs proper curves or normal muscle tone at least. I have overweight friends with far more attractive, properly shaped bodies. I don't think she is overweight, but she sure didn't luck out in the shape or natural muscle tone department.
she isn't really fat, just has absolutely no muscle tone, and I think she was standing in the wrong gender line when they handed out bodies. She's shaped like a 60 year old man, isnt she young? who doesnt have muscles at that age??
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:09pm.
Damn im 40 and I have to say..i look better!!
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Soooooo, you are female? If so, shit, I've thought different all these years!
Sign the gender list at the door everyone!
My only problem with this is her complete lack of ass. People with no ass make me violent. I just don't get it. She is not fat by any means, just oddly shaped. And assless.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Ok, so first of all: get the fuck out of my city you Godzilla-esque troll!
Secondly...get yourself a good trainer and get to work because. that. body. is. unforgivable.
she shouldnt wear swimsuits like that, it just makes her look square without any curves.
where are her curves??
people in their early 20's should NOT have saggy bodies. It's just wrong.
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And we'll drink and dance with one hand free
And have the world so easily
And oh we'll be a sight to see
Back in the high life again
I agree with one of the poster below I dont think she is fat she seems pretty tall and our weight and height go hand in hand..she is just lazy and out of shape ...............this trick is only two years younger than I am but why does she look like she went to school with my grandma ..#GETITTOGETHER
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 5:21pm.
angel_i - I agree that she should get a mu mu and booties - can we have them made out of lady gaga's meat suit and throw her to the sharks?
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Sounds like a plan to me!
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i kinda get the impression that she was trying to do a retro swimsuit look. The bottoms just make her look bigger.
I love how every time MK posts a pic of a girl with a few extra pounds, SUDDENLY everyone here is a doctor/nutritionist/fitness expert. This girl is a hag, and insults are warranted - but don't hide behind some vague guise of "concern" for her health. Realistically, at her age and size, most likely her health is hardly being threatened by her weight. Cut the bullshit.
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Damn im 40 and I have to say..i look better!!
i feel great today!!!
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i thought there was some unwritten rule that if u can't sing u atleast have to be attractive. guess i was wrong. i admire her confidence, there i said something nice. and she really looks like she has a grandma's body. smh@ helen mirren beating kesha in a bikini contest.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 6:31pm.
That's not a normal, healthy body. She's badly out of shape. A woman her age shouldn't be sagging all over the place like that. And that suit is heinous and does help the situation much.
That's a combination of being out of shape and unfavorable genetics.
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/kehas_lovely_bikini_bod#tab=most_recent&...
Now THAT ONE is the worst. That is not a normal body. Just like 30 percent bodyfat in a woman is not normal. Lets not act like this is healthy, just because Dollar-burgers at McDonalds are so delicious. And i dont hate on her for having a few extra pounds, but to call that an healthy woman`s body is ridic. She looks like she has a serious case of liquor-bloat.
fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Er, Jane, I'm a "hippie" and I know how to find a flattering bathing suit, thanks.
That's not a normal, healthy body. She's badly out of shape. A woman her age shouldn't be sagging all over the place like that. And that suit is heinous and does help the situation much.
Submitted by KA on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 6:02pm.
How sad that we've come down to thinking beauty is in women who are near-death thin, and we overly criticize a girl with a NORMAL HEALTHY body.
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That much belly fat on any frame is not healthy. The granny panties are hiding even more. FUPA time. She has an unhealthy % body fat with a very unhealthy concentration of fat around her waistline/belly. It's just true.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I am NOT saying she needs to be death-thin, c'mon now. At her age she should not have baby fat like that. I stand by my post.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Submitted by KA on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 6:02pm.
How sad that we've come down to thinking beauty is in women who are near-death thin, and we overly criticize a girl with a NORMAL HEALTHY body.
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Bitch please! She's held to a higher standard because SHE thinks she's the shit! Plus fuck it, if WE have to look at her she SHOULD be worth looking at.
Her body really isn't bad (she has nice calves), but that granny panty bathing suit bottom is a no.
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When did Keith Richards get breast implants?
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How sad that we've come down to thinking beauty is in women who are near-death thin, and we overly criticize a girl with a NORMAL HEALTHY body.
Here's my theory on why she chose that bathing suit:
She probably thought something with a higher waist would create the illusion of waist and hips vs. something lower that would accentuate the fact that she is shaped like a "V."
However, it was not a good choice and maybe a belted one piece or something some ruffles along the hips would give her more curves?
Hopefully that cash I paid to download her new song "Blow" will aid in her purchasing a new body.
What? It's the only song I like from her, I swear!!!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
She is thoroughly disgusting.
I don't think she looks bad she just needs to find clothes that fit right
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 2:47pm.
OMG her body is so weird that I almost feel sorry for her! I feel like there are some exercises you can do to help create some sort of a waist.
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There are!!! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Who wears granny control panties to the beach? Even in Adelaide people are gonna stare.
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