Snooki Gets Raw
You might have been wondering why your labia sealed shut or your dick crawled further up into your crotch last night. It's because whenever the words "Snooki" and "raw" are used in the same sentence, all genitals within a 4,000 mile radius immediately go on lock down. But Snooki got raw in a totally different way last night. The human keg made an appearance on WWE Raw and rolled around with lady wrestler LayCool. WWE Raw and Jersey Shore are both as real a trick's orgasm moans when The Situation is bumping on her, so this pairing makes sense. It's the Pabst Hawaiian Punch of reality TV!
WWE isn't even trying to make this seem believable. It's like watching an overfed baby wild boar with no teeth trying to nip at the leg of a giraffe. Like Henery Hawk humping on Foghorn Leghorn's ankles. Like Miss Piggy tackling a bitch. In real life, that LayCool ho would just have to lift up her knee against Snooki's forehead and file her nails as the mutant Circus Peanut tried to get at her.
And you know there's some sucio Oompa Loompa fucker out there who is jacking to this with lube tanner.
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"Submitted by tasty dish on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 8:40am.
people still watch wrestling?"
Every week, my friend. Every week.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Hard to believe Prince William popped the question to Kate when this tubby little hamhock was up for grabs.
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Which country is it that has those flying cholas that wrestle... Peru? Chile? Snooki's not Italian; she was adopted from Chile. She should put on one of those little bowler hats and hike up her skirt and be a flying chola!
ahaha cdawg. it's the retards day to shine. unfortunately i'm a retard without a reality deal
ahaha forget snooki. that's her twin in the black shorts and mic. that chick looks like a bulldog lmao. it's so fucking fake but i am still amazed by it i mean throwing themselves around it takes not talent i guess but def being somewhat in shape and i could see how one misstep could wipe a person out for good...whoopsie.
I fucking love this. Snooki may be border line retarded, but this bitch is laughing all the way to the bank...and I can't fault a ho for that.
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I am not gonna lie. This made me laugh. I actually think this is the PERFECT venue for her.
That fucked up thing is this oompa loompa is laughing all the way to the bank. Just for being drunk and stupid.
Next stop on the Snooki trainwreck: Roller Derby. That I'll watch since the idea of all that pork on wheels careening out of control is a perfect metaphor for her life. Yikes.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Snooki is on the wrong show!
They need to bring back G.L.O.W. and shorten the title to..
H.O.
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I agree with Ne Yo, she was on Rolling Stone for what? As a VD warning? It was so airbrushed and her legs were even elongated, she's a midget for godsakes, and a fug one at that. I bet if she went to her village in Chile, there's 100 snookies waiting to replace her.
Now it's an insult for a musician to ever be on the RS cover again, that taint can never be washed away.
Watching her jump at her like a fucking spider monkey was creepy. She must be itty bitty in real life to just swoop through the air like that.
she is so classy. I know all of you with daughters hope yours turn out as good.
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And we'll drink and dance with one hand free
And have the world so easily
And oh we'll be a sight to see
Back in the high life again
YAY! This is TOTALLY gonna make me start watching wrestling. TOTALLY.
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Dignity, thy name is Snooki.
"Mutant Circus Peanut!" MK is freakin' genius.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 9:07am.
Raul is sure her future will present her with many opportunities for tag team action.
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I would give you a rim shot, but you already implied it. Well done.
omg. lol. had no clue this was still on.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 8:50am.
Beautiful warriors on display for all to lust after. The sweet aroma of leather, sweat, and vagisil is in the air. Simply intoxicating.
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ahahahha the satisfaction of a rousing exchange! My senses are enamored!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
about Sheens porn star, it's true! Read all her dumb ass tweets...and didn't Charlie say his goddesses were all clean?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/03/charlie-sheen-porn-star-pa...
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Submitted by tasty dish on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 8:40am.
people still watch wrestling?
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My Dad does. He's been watching it as long as I can remember. It's his male version of a soap opera.
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gawd...i'm so grateful snooki's tampon was able to stay in place...it must smell like butt/dick/pussy (budussy) all in that ring after that display...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 9:00am.
Posts like these make me miss Charlie Sheen.
I heard one of the goddesses tried (and failed) to kill herself? Why, God, why?
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because they are fledgling weaklings and i truly believe God, as a merciful one, has a special sanctuary in heaven for the downtrodden of heart. but nothing can get a strong person down. we wake up and jump at the sound of the coffee percolator with two shots of Popov of a new and glorious day.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
CC&C: I LOLed over that too!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
Raul is sure her future will present her with many opportunities for tag team action. ************************************************************************************************ "Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree, and banged every guy on the way down?" http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8867f06ee0/the-charlie-sheen-is-too-da
Snowy I love the typo in that article "..sitting on her bed with prescription pill bottles, broken class and alcohol." It reads like a poem!
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scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 8:50am.
Beautiful warriors on display for all to lust after. The sweet aroma of leather, sweat, and vagisil is in the air. Simply intoxicating.
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Sheer poetry! *snaps*
Can you SMMMEEELLLLLLL what The Snooki is queefing?!?!?
cake coke and cock: Tweeting that you're trying to kill yourself = SUICIDE FAIL!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
What a bunch of FUCKIN RETARDS,
Jimmy the fly Snooki?
Posts like these make me miss Charlie Sheen.
I heard one of the goddesses tried (and failed) to kill herself? Why, God, why?
http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/03/charlie-sheens-porn-star-partier-kacey...
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scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
ha ha that was cute, she's a better actress than NatPort, IMO
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
I have never witnessed anything as ridiculous as this. This even tops a Jersey Shore episode.
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Great description Jack! How tall is she anyway? 3' 9"?
Beautiful warriors on display for all to lust after. The sweet aroma of leather, sweat, and vagisil is in the air. Simply intoxicating.
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S&F- Yeah. He still has it.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 8:40am.
She's a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOOO!!
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IS THAT RIC FLAIR? WHAT A MANE!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
My Dad used to tell me about his high school wrestling days, and how the team was responsible for cleaning the mats after each practice to prevent germs from breeding/spread of herpes and whatnot.
The WWE set should just be burned.
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Submitted by tasty dish on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 8:40am.
people still watch wrestling?
I haven't watched it since i was 15. It was pretty hilarious. Val Venis, FTW!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ead2ZhxTMdg
MK why are YOU doing this to us?
She's a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOOO!!
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people still watch wrestling?
Well, she has an unfortunate body at such a young age.
Elle est est vraiment conne et pitoyable celle-la !
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Snooki has found her true calling in life.
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I think this girl is absolutely as cute as a button and seems like a nice, intelligent girl, also. She better get her weight down though. She is still young and the cellulite hasn't set in yet. Once that fat starts turning to mush, it doesn't matter how much weight you lose. Your body will never be the same even if you lose weight later. She is a really small woman with short little legs and torso. She needs to follow a careful, low calorie diet for the rest of her life and tone, tone, tone to keep a slim figure.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
GRACEFUL GLADIATORS!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.