Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ms. Besse Cooper, the American supercentenarian who was just officially crowned the world's oldest living person on record by Guinness World Record! The great-great grandmama who now lives in Georgia was born on August 26, 1896 making her 114 years old. Ms. Besse's 82-year-old daughter was on hand when Guinness presented her with a certificate stating that she's older than Larry King's rusty suspender hardware and Andy Rooney's first eyebrow brush. Ms. Besse is older than all of us so she deserves our respect! But even if we don't give it to her, she's still not going to give a fuck. Just give her a paisley throw, compliment her pearls and leave the room.
When asked what her key is to living a really long life, Ms. Besse kept it simple by saying that she minds her own business and doesn't eat junk food.
Well, Ms. Besse is going to outlive me because: a) I couldn't mind my own business if it had a 9-inch dick growing out of it and b) I'm the one you see at the Burger King nibbling the cheese stuck on the wrapper.