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Ms. Besse Cooper, the American supercentenarian who was just officially crowned the world's oldest living person on record by Guinness World Record! The great-great grandmama who now lives in Georgia was born on August 26, 1896 making her 114 years old. Ms. Besse's 82-year-old daughter was on hand when Guinness presented her with a certificate stating that she's older than Larry King's rusty suspender hardware and Andy Rooney's first eyebrow brush. Ms. Besse is older than all of us so she deserves our respect! But even if we don't give it to her, she's still not going to give a fuck. Just give her a paisley throw, compliment her pearls and leave the room.

When asked what her key is to living a really long life, Ms. Besse kept it simple by saying that she minds her own business and doesn't eat junk food.

Well, Ms. Besse is going to outlive me because: a) I couldn't mind my own business if it had a 9-inch dick growing out of it and b) I'm the one you see at the Burger King nibbling the cheese stuck on the wrapper.

via Metro

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Submitted by Swallows on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 5:54pm.

LMAO @ couldn't mind my own business even if it had a nine inch dick growing out of it - fucking priceless!!!!!

Submitted by Inigo Jones on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 5:00pm.

I dunno: if that's how life is at 114, I hope I go out in a blaze of glory at, say, 109. Actually, I just hope I'm around to see how Bronx Mowgli and Nahla Berry turn out.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 3:18pm.

Congrats to the old dear - glad she still has all her marbles.
If I lived in Georgia I'd be taking down the name of that aged care facility for future reference - they obviously take very good care of their residents.
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Submitted by nclgemini on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 12:36pm.

Aw. Shes precious.

Submitted by UltraBaroque on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:44am.

Statistics show that being named the world's oldest person is the kiss of death.

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Submitted by walker on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:11am.

She's so adorable! Wow can you imagine that she's seen all this stuff being invented! Cars, planes, and she was around when the Titanic was in the news! All of that! Amazing!

Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:53am.

I have no desire to live this long.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:43am.

As I read this I amdevouring some cream-filled pastry.

God bless her old ass!

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 8:50am.

Ok, I see she was a teacher at one point. Good thing she has so many kids, grandkids and great grandkids to support her.

*has fifteen kids and sits on the couch*

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 8:48am.

I wonder how many days of her life this woman has worked a job? How many years of her life has someone else had to support her? All 114?

*goes to hell*

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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 8:44am.

I wouldn't mind living to be 100+ if I'm healthy, but she looks so fragile. Bless her.

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Submitted by MardiGras on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 8:07am.

No way do I want to live that long. And I'm in everyone's business, so I'm not long for this world. And I LOVE eating melted cheese off wrappers, except I wouldn't go to Burger King for all the satchels of gold in the world. It's McD's all the way.

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:59am.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I couldn't mind my own business if it had a 9-inch dick growing out of it.

Submitted by vegaschick on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:56am.

LMFAO, I'm glad I'm not the only one who eats the cheese off the wrappers!!!!

Submitted by onesage on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:52am.

Haaaahahahaah that one got ppl in the office looking at me bc I was laughing so hard... heeeheehehehe Hoo hoo aaahhh... good one MK

Submitted by will.i.am on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:43am.

I don't want to live that long. Kill me.

Submitted by lilac wine on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:43am.

Aww, bless her heart.

Submitted by coca on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:33am.

I hope I'm hit by a car I didn't see coming at 85.

Submitted by spankypants on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:31am.

She then died from shock at being the world's oldest woman.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:15am.

Not sure I want to live that long if I'm in a wheelchair. I wonder what your thoughts about death are, at that point. It must be like an old frenemy by then.

My favorite advice EVER from a centenarian is:

"Just live. Just don't die."

My friend's mom has that tacked to her door.

Submitted by agirl on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 6:53am.

When I see really old people I wonder if they were sluts when they were younger. At least some of them had to be! Does anyone else ever wonder that? lol

I wouldn't want to live that long though. You know that just about every part of your body and mind is malfunctioning when you're that old.

Submitted by Bunny_Ann on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 6:46am.

I love that she says a long life includes "minding your own business," which is a polite old lady way of saying "ok you've given me my award, now get the fuck out of my house!"

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 6:42am.

I'm guessing there's not too much left of her retirement or even her daughter's retirement at this point. Living this long ain't good, folks.

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Submitted by guest on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 6:41am.

Wow and her daughter is 82. Amazing. Speaking of memaws...that memaw on the new criminal minds commercial is soo creepy.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 6:03am.

When asked what her key is to living a really long life, Ms. Besse kept it simple by saying..

"Why is there cabbage on the carpet? Who keeps putting my slippers in the tree? and Abner asked me to the Roosevelt inauguration, I think I’ll go this year.”

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 5:55am.

ugh I love scraping that cheese off with my teeth on a bacon double cheeseburger, UGHHHHH

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.