Daphne Guinness Never Called Posh An "Ugly Pig"

Daphne Guinness, the extraterrestrial fairy who is an heir to the Guinness fortune, had a conversation with her friend Camilla Long for The Times of London (via Styleite) and when the name "Posh" came up, poisonous venom started to secrete from the pores on the tip of her tongue. At least that's what The Times of London claims happened. Camilla quoted the Bride of Yeastenstein as saying this about Posh:

“[She is] an ugly pig! Downbeat, miserable and awful. Of course she’s going to make money – she’s backed by Simon Fuller. I don’t have anyone! She annoys the shit out of me.”

Once those booming fightin' words came foaming out of Daphne's mouth, the chandeliers shook and her human shell cracked in half before her natural alien form jumped out and galloped into the countryside to massacre Posh's kind in the pig pen. No, Daphne is now saying that Camilla pushed her words into the cunt grinder to make the article more scandalous. Daphne took to her Twitter to deny away:

I am so sad stitched up by the sunday times. I thought c. long was a friend. I would never call anyone an ugly cow, not my words

I feel like killing myself, I have been stabbed in the back by that journalist

the article was AWFUL, really inaccurate, I work so hard ang this is the kind of shoddy treatment you get. I am beyond hoffified

the journalist I knew from Issie, so i thought she would understand things, we had been friends, she has put words in my mouth

And for the record I not only admire Victoria Beckham but know her and like her. My point was that I do most things alone without a backer.

Damn. Daphne is one of those queens who clutches the velvet curtains (even when there's no velvet curtains to clutch) for steadiness whenever she feels faint, right? Talk about dramatic. Kill herself over this?! If I wanted to eat the suicide bullet every time I called Posh a "pig," I'd always be in my white negligee on the catwalk in West Bev's theater.

And here's the ho Daphne did NOT call a pig aimlessly wandering around the pen the other day.

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Submitted by justincase on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:07pm.

I call her a Useless Pig and stand by it for the record.

Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 6:50pm.

I used to really think of her as being useless and vapid, not to mention a failed fashion icon, until I recently came across pictures of her Fall 2011 runway show, and I was very surprised at how interesting her designs are.
http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/search?q=victoria+fall

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 1:42am.

Posh IS a bitch. Trust. My God the woman is a bag of insecurity mixed with smugness. One of the worst celebs I ever met.
She HAS got a piggy nose. And yes Daphne when you say it, own it. I am sure Camilla Long (the journo) has got notes or has taped it.
Posh IS a joke. She doesn't design those clothes, she uses Mouret's cutters (so much for that poster who whinged the clothes were too English then), she uses designers for the bag collection and she rips off from the likes of Jill Sanders and Mouret. Bravo, what a feat Posh (that nickname is a joke in itself with that accent). Shame Daphne backtracked on this. It's a joke how the fashion mags fawn over Posh these days. Anna Wintour.. I trust you not to put her on the cover of Vogue. You just know how much that hurts this washed up 90s girlband ho.

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 12:03am.

TEAM DAPHNE! I have always enjoyed her style, spoken and otherwise... or do I just like Guinness?

Submitted by taliaann on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:16pm.

Daphne looks ALOT like Posh in the face region. If she calls Victoria ugly, she's saying the same about herself.

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 10:35pm.

I will never ever understand the fascination with that Beckham chav. There's nothing remotely attractive, intelligent or otherwise compelling about that pig nosed bunion toed anorexic sloth.
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Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 8:33pm.

90210 suicide! How did I miss this the first time? A brilliant homage to Marilyn Monroe. I love that Brenda's acting was so good that she owned the play that Marilyn Monroe lived for. Do you guys know Sassy magazine? They used to call Brenda "Cyclops" because one of her eyes is bigger and higher on her face and it was okay to say anything about Shannen Doherty because we all lived to hate her. When she left that show it became clear that she owned it as well and the other characters could have all taken heroin with Dylan and drove his Porsche off the Hollywood sign. I love that show because it finds embarrassing emotions we all deny and stomps on those buttons for whole suites of episodes. I liked when Brandon took Euphoria maybe the best, but Dylan wrecking his car was nice.
What about that kid that committed suicide? I never understood that he was supposed to obviously be so uncool to them when it was the exact opposite. They would have gotten their asses kicked at a real school.

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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 8:01pm.

Dam we got ourselves the Vicki Beckham defense league here.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 6:29pm.

Hey, Daph? Next time, before you do an interview:

DON'T GET HIGH ON YOUR OWN SUPPLY!

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Submitted by Carpe Diem on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 6:25pm.

They should have casted her in that movie "Penelope". lol I've always found her to be on the ugly side. I think it's mostly because she comes across as a snobby and very sour bitch.

Submitted by Inigo Jones on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 6:48pm.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 4:18pm.
Daphne you've got Mitford blood in you, I'm certain that if Lord Redesdale were alive today he would say the exact same thing.

Ha! I like the Mitfords. Especially the scandalous ones.

ETA: Daphne's grandmother was Diana, whom Debo, Duchess of Devonshire (the only surviving Mitford sister), was fond of despite her "faults."

Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 6:09pm.

News is that Posh id going to have a girl. Where is she hiding that baby???

Submitted by Tatiana on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 5:38pm.

I hate when celebs say deliciously bitchy things and then fall all over themselves back-peddling and insisting everything was taken out of context. Own it, or don't bother to say it in the first place.

Submitted by mizsherle on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 3:39pm.

filth, pure filthy cosmic twins... yellowing, aging hair vs. flaring nostril snouts.The pair of them must dedicate the rest of their lives to this relationship. It works!

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 3:22pm.

Posh does have a little piggy nose - I've not looked at her ass long enough to check for a wiggly tail but I'm prepared to take Daphne's word on the matter - she looks like she knows a thing or two about bottoms.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:48pm.

Daphne you've got Mitford blood in you, I'm certain that if Lord Redesdale were alive today he would say the exact same thing. Posh is a sewer!

Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:42pm.

Why are people afraid of saying things, even it is the truth, about Posh Spice?
Honestly, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WOMAN???

She is some ho from a passe 90s girl band that came and went and she starved herself into a skeleton, sucked the cock of a guy who USED TO play soceer well, had some kids and put her name on some fuckin' ugly clothes.

Other than that, what???? She is not attractive at all, her taste in clothes is bland and very English, she can't act, no one wants her in the US (or her husband for that matter) and she just doesn't matter to anyone who does matter.

Okay, my life is nothing compared to hers, but still I wouldn't trade places- even it is was to fuck that over-tat, ego manic husband of hers.

Bleech!
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:33pm.

Team Posh. This Daphne person sounds like a perpetual victim. You can hear it in her tweets. Everyone else is wrong and even though she's a fucking heiress she's a GIGANTIC pity-seeker.

"I don’t have anyone!"
"I work so hard ang this is the kind of shoddy treatment you get"
"I feel like killing myself, I have been stabbed in the back"
"I do most things alone without a backer"

Cry me a river.

Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:27pm.

Own it Daphne. (dlisters have your back. Trust.)

Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:18pm.

I'm totally Team Guinness on this one. They're one of the most entertainingly nutty families ever.

Submitted by UltraBaroque on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:08pm.

TheRealDaphne is still tweeting:

@EmilSah if only you knew what I am going through. It is pathetic, I don't have an axe to grind with anyone. apart from mass murderers

It's all a hoffible misunderstanding.

Submitted by NC-Ladee on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:07pm.

OK - I hate to sound redundant - but Posh is pregnant?!? WTF is the belly? She's not even allowing herself pregnancy weight?

Submitted by charlie m on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:39pm.

she is kind of pig like looking and she also ain't all that small/thin. look at her bone structure and body type. she's not naturally thin. she is a medium boned to kind of thick person who has starved herself down. one day she is going to get sick on not eating and absolutely explode. mark my words.

settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared

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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by MardiGras on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:46pm.
I thought she was supposed to be pregnant. Where?

I came to ask the very same question? Unless they are using a surrogate.

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I hope it's a surrogate. If she's that skinny and far enough along that they know the sex of the baby, something is off.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:37pm.

Bitch is a pig, or she was before she got her snout tweaked.

Never heard of this trick besides once or twice (she's known as a nutter right?), but my no opinion of her has changed to dislike. I would have liked her more had she stuck to her fighting words. Hell she should have gone even further by asking why the fuck she's named Posh (because Daddy drove a Rolls? we call that noveau riche over here).

Submitted by UltraBaroque on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:31pm.

There's a baby under that V-neck..where?

Ummm, see post below.

Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:26pm.

Submitted by MardiGras on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:46pm.
I thought she was supposed to be pregnant. Where?

I came to ask the very same question? Unless they are using a surrogate.

Submitted by KA on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:23pm.

Oh I'm SO adopting the word hoffified. I think the definition is "horrified to the point of turning everything you say into a pointless German pop song."

Okay, so she reads "ugly pig" and comments on how she didn't say "ugly cow"? So which one is it? Are cows interchangeable with pigs now?

One more thing - who is this trick and what it is it she does that needs "backing"? Lady, everyone wants to be a pop star. Few can pull it off. Just go back to being an heiress - not everyone with money should be famous (see "Paris Hilton" or "Kim Kardashian" for reference).

Submitted by guest on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:22pm.

remember that reality show they did? posh was pretty funny in that. almost likable.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by spankypants on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:19pm.

Posh's reply: Oink

I love to read the UK Daily Mail because they are totally owned by the Beckham PR machine and all the articles kiss Beckham ass.

Team Camilla Long Cunt

Submitted by MardiGras on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:16pm.

I thought she was supposed to be pregnant. Where?

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:13pm.

The only thing that hoffifies me is her make-up....

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:13pm.

"My point was that I do most things alone without a backer."

Yeah, only with your famous family name and loads of money.
Fuck off and die you bitter old hag.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:11pm.

Submitted by Wood Dragon on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:37pm.
All the material shit in the world, and she looks fucking miserable every picture I've ever seen.
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She frowns all the time because she is insecure about her smile. Nothing wrong with that; she just gets photographed a lot so people take issue with it.
I like Posh. I don't respect or admire her success at all, but I like her as a person.

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:18pm.
If she didn't have that going for her do you really think she'd be able to stand alone as a designer? Fuck no!
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WELL I AM JUST HOFFIFIED YOU WENT THERE.

WHAT DID THOSE DRESSES EVER DO TO YOU

Submitted by Wood Dragon on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:07pm.

Ugly is in the eyes of the beholder. They one aspect I'll weigh in on is the fact that the bitch NEVER looks happy. All the material shit in the world, and she looks fucking miserable every picture I've ever seen.

Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:07pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:32pm.
Hysteria: that mean she was lying on the floor eating a cheeseburger...but worse!
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Hahahaaa! It has to go in the Dlist DICKshunary.
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Submitted by ewe on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:07pm.

Mind you, she tweets "I would never call anyone an ugly cow, not my words"

So she did call her and ugly pig.

I like Posh. I like how she pisses people off and is well aware of it but doesn't give shit.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:04pm.

That bobble head is a total pig, OWN IT BITCH!************************************************************************************************ "Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree, and banged every guy on the way down?" http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8867f06ee0/the-charlie-sheen-is-too-da

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:04pm.

The only way to solve this is to have these two duke it out. May the most emaciated collarbone win.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:02pm.

Hysteria: that mean she was lying on the floor eating a cheeseburger...but worse!

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:02pm.

"I am beyond hoffified."

LMAO....

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Submitted by zachhcaz on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:00pm.

"Daphne Guinness Never Called Posh An 'Ugly Pig.'" Then, by all means, allow me: Hey, Posh, you're an ugly pig.

Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:00pm.

"I am beyond hoffified"

wtF? Ahahaaa!
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:55pm.

Daphne Guiness = Chelsea Handler's future face.

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Submitted by Lemonaide on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:03pm.

Posh is an ugly pig. I hope Chanel Prada Beckham has the good fortune to get her father's nose and not her mother's snout.
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Have you seen David's sister Joanne? Yeah.

Submitted by Saix on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:51pm.

Hooray for name calling! Posh isn't a bad person. I don't find her unattractive. Btw, I'm waiting for her belly to show. :D

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:48pm.

Who cares if she did call her a pig, I'd own that shit and tell Posh to suck my filthy rich Guinness pussy (if I had one anyway. lol )

Who the fuck does she think she is and why are people so afraid of Cunty Spice anyway?

Everything she has is because of a crappy pop band, certainly nothing to be too proud of.
If she didn't have that going for her do you really think she'd be able to stand alone as a designer? Fuck no!