This Is The Look Of Fear And Anxiety

Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah might be making looks of toxic happiness like they've just read the words "open bar" on the invitation for a spray tan party, but on the inside they are fearing FOR THEIR LIVES!!!! No, they aren't filled uncertainty about their health and well-being because one of the paps yelled out loud that he's got a low battery and no back up. They are frozen with fear because the paparazzi nearly scared the Drano gel out of their lips. Right after landing their brooms on JFK's tarmac, LiLo Tweeted this melodramatic mess:

I love ny - but the paparazzi @ jfk just gave me an anxiety attack..... i was half asleep! they're such animals :( well- @ least im with my family in the end.... xo

Animals?! This coming from a womp womp ho who's got a goat's anus on her face. Bitch looks like she should be blowing out digested straw bits in the petting zoo.

But really, the Lohans need to stop with this game of make believe. We all know that White Oprah's got a GPS tracking device installed in one of her ass cheeks so that the paps can find her any minute of the day. Yes, now you know why White Oprah's farts sound like the OnStar lady gasping for breath.

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Submitted by amagod121 on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:46am.

I LOVE it that Dina's rocking a "Wicked Witch of the West" look these days! Dee-nuh, looks like it's time for face lift #52. Guess that posting to 1 million sites a day about how "innocent" Lindsay is kind of makes you look like an old broomstick-toting hag rather quickly, eh, Dina?

Submitted by tojo on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 12:13am.

I like how Lindsay color coordinates her hair and teeth...

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 9:43pm.

Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 3:47pm.

"she is hot, even if she looks 33,000"

Fixed.

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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

Submitted by skidmarx on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 9:37pm.

Seen around London,

I have a feeling Lohan is going to get out of this latest legal mess, but then she'll promptly get into more trouble. She can't help herself.

Come at me bitch!

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 9:02pm.

Just in time for St Patricks day. I think Hohan is Gaylick.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 8:27pm.

WO looks like Peter Criss without his KISS makeup.

"Meth, I hear you calling, but I can't come home right now...me and the boys are playing, and I just can't find my mound...."

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Submitted by Seen around London on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 8:07pm.

For God's sake why isn't this kid's mother furious with this idiot. There are other children in this family and the one hogs all the attention. Literally a one clown circus act. Instead of racing home to do more blow why isn't she placed in Elan or Bellvue or one of those serious mental institutions in the north east. She quit CAA, fucking riiiight. As if International Creative Management that handles Oscar winners and famous authors would even entertain this shit. This Lindsay is a dreamer. Anyone I know that gets busted for shit like she's done can't find a job being a greeter at Walmart and all this wench does is complain about court holding her up from work. Where the fuck does she work and what place would allow her to keep working after missing so much time??? She needs to try and get something at Burger King or the petrol station and take a hair and nails class at community college since she's such a fashionista. Where does she get the idea that the honor of making movies is just waiting to be had by her when Yale and NYU are graduating theatre students every sememster. Get this woman a shovel and send her to a farm so she can get back to work. I am so tired of hearing about her antics while myself and everyone I know can't get a job and we've been through the countries best universities and shock we paid for our own way.
GO LIE DOWN LINDSAY! You are an embarassment to the female society and your mother is just a disgrace. Are you proud Lindsay that you have ruined anyones reputation who's around you. And that silly leather necklace you where every time so that you look loyal to Samantha R. Don't you get it. She's done looking like a fool. Stop all the madness you cocky, mean, witch. Smirky face in court and trollip clothes. Nope not jealous. Just confused with how you think seeing that I study social psychology, you really are an experiment.

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 7:00pm.

Why oh why did I look at the GOAT ANUS ???

Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 6:11pm.

Best picture of Dina EVER!

Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 6:07pm.

It's so weird how the paps jusT magically show up at the exact right terminal at the exact right time huh Lindsey. I was just at JFK and there wasn't a pap in sight.

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Submitted by agirl on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 4:02pm.

Do not click on the goat's anus link. Just say no.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 3:46pm.

Well at least Ali has job prospects - as a future airport baggage handler.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 3:25pm.

Also LMAO@ the pleather LV, surely bought from a beauty supply store complete with MADE IN CHINA tags.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 3:21pm.

Holy fuck I NEED that pic of Oo in fullsize!!! Glamour!

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WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:37pm.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen:"Going all Agatha Christie here, THE STOLEN NECKLACE IS IN ONE OF THE BAGS! Search that 40YO truck-stop waitress or her grandmother!"

*cracks up*

It's nestled in her vibrator, inside the battery compartment!

Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:17pm.

she is hot, even if she looks 33

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:16pm.

Going all Agatha Christie here, THE STOLEN NECKLACE IS IN ONE OF THE BAGS! Search that 40YO truck-stop waitress or her grandmother!

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Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:14pm.

I wish the paps would be smart enough to just ignore these assholes.

Submitted by drzhivago on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:20pm.

Pretty sure this ho would die of a nervous breakdown if there weren't any paps around to provide her much needed attention.

Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:18pm.

How come her mother never speaks of Lindsay's gayness? She has been shacked up and having girl on girl sex for several years. Poor Lindsay has no where to go as she gets older. She is already plumped and bleached and processed at the ripe old age of 23 (24?). She just knows better than god how she should look. What's with her sisters very pricy luggage? LOL

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:33am.

I do love Lindsay's jacket coat, though.

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She stole it from some poor unsuspecting passenger on the plane. Belee dat!

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Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:14pm.

More like the look of "Vodka, Camels and Cocaine"...

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:09pm.

Nothing makes me happier than a drowning Lindsay Lohan and these two anchors attached to her.

Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:07pm.

Lilo is SUCH a two-faced bitch I could puke.

She constantly goes on talk shows putting on a big pretense about how family-oriented she is, how she tries to be a role model, yadda yadda.

REALLY! Listen next time when she gets on a talk show. It's nauseating.

In reality she's a junky, thieving, delusional 2-dollar ho with astonishingly poor judgment. And such a bad fuckin liar.
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Submitted by BlueOrchid on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:06pm.

Why doesn't think stank, vapid, ugly-as-sin whore just fucking die already and perhaps take her energy-sucking family with her?

Submitted by sybil on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:04pm.

White Oprah has a "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" face, somebody took the bread out of the oven before it was fully baked!

Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:40am.

her mamma is disgusting...

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:37am.

can't tell which is mommy and which is lilo...both look beat all to hell...
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Submitted by sarah990 on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:32am.

That fourth picture just needs no explanation

Submitted by BabyJane on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:31am.

womp womp ho--PRICELESS!!

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Submitted by daisy100 on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:28am.

K snowy, and I promise I got no heroin fingers!

Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:23am.

Lindsay and Dina are now fucking twins! Drugs are bad ummmm'kkkkk???

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:22am.

ophelia, oh yeah, she smokin something!

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"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap

Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:20am.

Im always smiling ear to ear when Im in the throws of an anxiety attack!
Those animals are what keeps her alive in the news. If it weren't for said animals we would all be saying Lindsay who? This cunt is something else. Now shes on my coast terrorizing us? Fucking great!!

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by vega on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:17am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:39pm.
Seriously, Spicey, Ophelia 7 vega: Dionne Warwick is an old BITCH, I don't care that I love some of her songs, she's just one of those old people that think they can act however they want! I'm no fan of Lisa Rhinna but Dionne and Star and even LaToya ganged up on her totally, is was a little racial I thought too..........
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If I was Lisa, I would have came back with a “compliment” towards the Donald as well. Something along the lines of “well thank you Donald and your toupee is looking almost like real hair today!”

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:13am.

@Snowpiece -uhm, is it me or did Dionne seem like she had just borrowed niece Whitney's crackpipe ? Agreed. It was a straight up diva bitch ambush, ghetto style.

Submitted by justincase on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:11am.

Love, love, love the juxtaposition of cheap clothing and expensive luggage. These are some Long Island Beverly Hillbillies.

Submitted by ginger_t on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:12am.

I am just a simple girl asking simple questions. If LL is so obsessed with attention, how about:

- Lead a clean(er) life
- Work on your craft
- Secure yourself a good manager (because you are working on your craft)
- Leverage your early fame for some plum roles
- Show up and kick ass in those plum roles
- Be humble and thankful for what you have and your success so that, on top of kicking ass in your plum roles, you get offered more roles
- Do some interesting things on the side if the good publicity from those plum roles are STILL not enough: e.g., become a spokesperson for an organization that is meaningful to you, then actively and consistently support that organization
- If that is STILL not enough, create and launch "brand extension" products that are actually useful and desirable (i.e., NOT toxic spray tanning products or leggings designed to create comfort when engaging in an act of intimacy)
- If that is STILL not enough, seek therapy and repair your family of origin issues.

Or maybe just do the last thing first and EVERYTHING will fall into place.

Or maybe she's thought of all of this but she is confusing infamy with popularity/notoriety, hence her current course.

I'd say she'll become pap detritus when her looks, by Hollywood standards, start to tank, but I think surgery will keep her in the forefront for quite some time. On that note, did anyone see the recent pics of Suzanne Somers' new face? Wildenstein. This my prediction for LL's future.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:09am.

Seriously, Spicey, Ophelia 7 vega: Dionne Warwick is an old BITCH, I don't care that I love some of her songs, she's just one of those old people that think they can act however they want! I'm no fan of Lisa Rhinna but Dionne and Star and even LaToya ganged up on her totally, is was a little racial I thought too..........

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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11

"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:20pm.
SPOILER ALERT
Speaking of Draino lips, did anyone see The Celeb Apprentice last night when The Donald was going on and on about how great Lisa Rhinna looks now that she took out her lips implants, in front of everyone! what a dick. And then he told her "Lisa....YOU'RE FIRED!"
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Haha-this made me laugh.
First I am going to “compliment” you in front of everyone while humiliating you at the same time and then I’m going to fire you. Was he trying to make the “you’re fired” part nice or something?
If he is going to be like this all the time I just might have to start watching!

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:03am.

BlowHan is sporting heroin fingers again. Does this trick ever bathe? Filthy pig.

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Submitted by will.i.am on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:43am.

Is it just me or do they blame EVERYTHING on the paparazzi?

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 10:58am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:20pm.
SPOILER ALERT

Speaking of Draino lips, did anyone see The Celeb Apprentice last night
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yes. wow he really has no filter eh? I mean at least Gary Busey has an excuse. Oh and I want to get the next flight to NYC to beat the living shit out of Starzilla .. and while I'm there have a crack at Cokey Hohan too. ; )

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:20pm.

SPOILER ALERT

Speaking of Draino lips, did anyone see The Celeb Apprentice last night when The Donald was going on and on about how great Lisa Rhinna looks now that she took out her lips implants, in front of everyone! what a dick. And then he told her "Lisa....YOU'RE FIRED!"

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LOL
Oh i have to go watch that online...I missed it last night.

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