The "Over The Moon" Watch: Posh & Becks Edition
Posh should really be given a pass for this, because every morning she's been praying to her collection of custom-made Louboutin booties that her womb is full of a female stick figure. So I figured that maybe she's allowed one OTM violation this time. But then I imagined that when Becks said it out loud his helium voice really sounded like a cat diddling on a fiddle. No fucking pass.
At some luncheon thing for the L.A. Galaxy today, Becks told reporters that the "GIVE ME A DAMN GIRL" chant Posh did with voodoo priestess Karl Lagerfeld must've worked, because they're having a lady baby!
"We're still in shock. Obviously, having three boys, you kind of expect another one, so finding out a little girl is in there is surprising, but, obviously, we are over the moon. Our three boys are happy and excited, and Victoria is doing well."
Posh is probably the only OTM user who could literally be thrown over the moon. Just have her sit on a teaspoon, and lightly flick her into the air. Come back the same time the next day, and hold out the teaspoon again to catch her.
You know, I know that it's psychically impossible for Posh to birth a baby bigger than a flea's kidney stone, but wouldn't it be sort of perfect if she pushed out one that's half her weight (30lbs). Posh would have to use 3 of the size -2 black onesies she bought to dress her adorably fat baby. Ho would make an extra-strength bitchface when using all her strength to push the Bentley stroller holding her adorably fat baby. YES! Oh, please give her an adorably fat baby with adorable baby cankles!
via USA Today
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I love Posh,and the Beckhams as a family, so I am happy for them.
And super-excited to see how she dresses her daughter.
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Submitted by onthefringe on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 9:49pm.
This is the first I've heard about sperm spinning.
I'm still surprised she didn't use a "gestational carrier".
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When you spin the sperm, the "male" sperm float to the top because they weigh less than the "female" sperm (the y chromosome is half the size of the x chromosome, and weighs less as a result). You suction off the male sperm, artificially inseminate with the female sperm and voila, you have a girl. Fertility doctors would have no problem doing this for a Posh and Becks situation (three boys) in order to achieve "family balance."
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Submitted by clairey claire on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 7:44am.
Anyway, this news makes me smile a little. Yes Posh seems like a miserable cunt and her husband is an Orvil voiced poncy manwhore
ahahahaha! "Orvil voiced poncy manwhore." lmao
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
She's definitely using a surrogate
No way she conceived that child naturally. With Posh it's medical technology all the way, from conception to delivery!
I like them. I don't know why, but I do. I don't think she will try to pass an ed to her daughter. She might treat her like a human doll and put her in tons of outfits. I know of people with grossly fat moms who made them crazy about their weight, so I don't think the outward appearances always predict who will pass that mentality down. Who knows? Maybe she'll get daddy's genes and be a ridiculous athlete?
the joke was rather rude! im very slender i weigh 78 and i am 5'3 no eating disorder just a very speedy metabolism and im not exactly the vegan type i eat hot pockets i really dont like meat im a picky eater kind of only like pasta and chocolate, yogarts, oatmeal, and ceral. but i eat throughout the day on top of fast metabolism my morning coffee is red bull! its not coffee but its my start i love the extra engery and excitement! but congradulations to vb!
Submitted by sybil on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 8:08pm.
I would bet big money they paid some genetecist
to guarantee a girl. Or else.
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I have some neighbors that did this; they had 3 boys & wanted twin girls...and after spending a fortune, their wish was granted! Both girls are school age now & in special ed classes...they aren't retarded, but very "Forrest Gump!"
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That's TERRIBLE and sad!
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
This is an act. I'm sure they knew it was a girl. They used some of their lucky money to make certain it was. This was planned. I can't stand these two greasy posers.
Suri is getting competition.
Submitted by Bwhit19964 on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 11:16am.
Do you ever wonder if MK knows that "psychically" is not a word?
Please tell me you're joking:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/psychically
Do you ever wonder if MK knows that "psychically" is not a word?
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I get a (fucked up) kick out of seeing high strung women breed high strung and high maintenance daughters. I know someone who has two girls who ALWAYS match clothing-wise, she sets them up for photo shoots seemingly every day, her own hair and makeup is perfect, she's obsessed with nutrition and diet. Her kids are just as amped up as she is and it runs her ragged but she perpetuates the cycle by freaking out over their diets and sugar and doing this method and that method. I want to shake her, tell her to chill the fuck OUT and that if she stopped trying to hard to control every little aspect of their existence that things would get a lot easier.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 10:09am.
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ahaha nasty! "...makes a bigger mess than not wearing one at all..." lol
"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Submitted by welshbitch on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 7:02am.
My friend at school had three older brothers. She was mummy's little princess. Her brothers used to hold her down and take turns to fart in her mouth.
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Oh god I lol'd hard at this one. Almost as bad as drinking milk or eating peanut butter to make your saliva thick and mucous-y, then pinning down your little sister and letting a string of spit hang out of you mouth over her face, then sucking the spit back in just before it landed. Not that *I* would do that. *whistles*
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
http://www.friskylizard.com/player.asp?ID=453056353
This is a conversation Posh will have with Katy Price very soon. (WATCH IT AND LAFF WHORZ!!!!!!)
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Poor little Prada Vuitton Chanel LaCroix Beckham. Posh should stick with boys. I can't see a girl surviving this twat's thinness and perfection obsession.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
It's a bit sad they kept trying without considering Adoption. Selfish in a way.
The Beckhams made a reality-docu about moving to LA in 2007. She said she was Vegan and but she did cook other stuff for the rest of the family.
That scared the shit outta me... no wonder the kids' are always pictured getting Ice Cream with David, prolly tired of soy beans and rice.
I saw a little girl on Oprah once with an ed, she was 8 and would eat bits of paper if she got to hungry. That is this little girls future!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
IN POSH'S DEFENSE: The women I know who have/had eating disorders wouldn't wish it on their daughters. By the time they have kids, they are aware enough to know what their issues are and want to do whatever they can to prevent EDs.
And plenty of fat dumpy moms give their daughters complexes about body image, etc.
Granted, she's going to dress that poor baby in a new outfit five times a day, but I'm thinking she'll try to NOT pass on her ED.
Well, I learnt something today- I had no idea you could spin sperm and pick out the lady ones.
Anyway, this news makes me smile a little. Yes Posh seems like a miserable cunt and her husband is an Orvil voiced poncy manwhore, but this is a happy story. Maybe she will cheer up a bit now that she aint the only girl in a family of 4 males? It also might make her reconsider her attitude towards food, as she will be a role model now for a little girl. Stranger things have happened. I would love it if having a girl chilled her the fuck out and you saw her 40lbs heavier, in baggy T-shirts and flats, having a riot in the park with her kids.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I'm happy for them and i was hoping too that this time it would a girl. Right on!!! They are a united fam and that is a huge plus in my eyes.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
My friend at school had three older brothers. She was mummy's little princess. Her brothers used to hold her down and take turns to fart in her mouth.
wow, she might actually be able to let out a smile in public now.
Maybe the kid will do a chaz bono after being exposed to all of posh's body image hangups.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 3:52am
Posh would never let that happen. She's THAT mom. She can't do shit about that nose until the kid's at least 16 but she can damn sure make her diet.
She has 3 boys and I don't have kids but I know growing up my brother ate like a fucking pig. And doing sports makes it worse so bitch has got to have food in her house. I can't see her being all Gwynnie/Madge on them and making them eat macro food. She's gonna have to pull some psychological shit on that kid to keep her from eating.
Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 2:34am.
Heaven forbid she's fug and/or ends up with Posh's old piggy nose.
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But what if she weighs more than 3lbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats to them because they actually seem like a loving family.
Let's wait for the name!
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Of course they knew it was a girl from the beginning!! They would have had ALL FEMALE EGGS implanted to ensure it!! With all their money, and with their great big controlling egos, don't you think that they'd 'order' the sex they wanted this time??!! Anyway, could you see the posh one taking a chance on having to put on extra weight for another mere boy?? I just feel sorry for the poor little thing - a clone of Posh....with all those neuroses and eating disorders. OMG! Another Posh!
I was hoping for the sake of this poor little girl this bitch wouldn't have one. All of her shitty body dismorphia and her empty life filled with fashion sycophants (she being one of them) is gonna fuck that little girl up good and proper.
I mean I can't remember which one it is but one of those little boys of her looks like she had already given up and treated him like a girl (the littlest one?). Can't stand this ho.
But I am glad she basically failed in the US and she and David have to go back to the UK cause no one paid enough attention to them (don't you ever wonder why her airport photo ops are always in Heathrow, not LAX?). But she needs to keep upping her game so you know this little girl will make Suri look like a red headed stepchild. The next 18 years will be filled with Posh pimping that girl out. Heaven forbid she's fug and/or ends up with Posh's old piggy nose. They may make okay boys but who knows what a girl will look like with their features (actually the oldest one is the only cutie and he looks like Beck's family. The other two look like Posh doppelgangers).
Isn't it funny how Posh pretended like she didn't even know the sex of the baby a few weeks ago? Yeah gender selection had a hand in this pregnancy.
Sigh. I believe genetic specialists can prescreen for traits such as sex, hair color, lack of certain diseases. Because they "prescreen," I don't think there are technically "abortions."
Not that this topic is relevant to me or that I mind if embryos are thrown out.
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Yeah, I actually feel kinda mean saying that about the possible abortions, because I think they are a nice celebrity family, but Posh was desperate for a girl, and I feel she's the kind of women who gets what she wants, no matter what.
I don't know about the fertility doctors. I was under the impression that they can't know the sex of the baby if it's in a test tube, but I don't keep up on that kind of stuff, it has no relevance to my life.
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Ahem. Rich hos just go to the fertility doctor and design their ideal babeh.
In China I believe they wait til the kid is born. Girls are often just thrown down the well or sold off to slavery.
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The baby can wear her clothes then, from day one.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 12:25am.
I wonder how many abortions it took for them to get the girl this time?
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Considering Chinese women often abort girls in favor of boy babies, I think women aborting boy babies is the low of karma in action.
Well, good for them. It's hard to believe she could conceive or deliver a baby bigger than a squirrel since she has zero body fat.
Engineered, yes.
Sooooo sick of Over the Moon. Don't they read or interact with other humans? Get a fuckin thesaurus.
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I wonder how many abortions it took for them to get the girl this time?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Concepcion is a nice name but too religious for them and not posh enough. Is "Lancôme" available?
The poor little girl is going to get organic rice milk in a bottle.
I concur with those folks who said this was engineered. Even her delivery of the news seems suspect.
I know they are phony as hell but I love this family. I don't know why, But I do.
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Glad she's happy, but oh lord, what are they going to name that child? Judging by Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, she may end up being called Staten Island, Queens, Juliet, Bianca, Concepcion or Asuncion. I vote for Concepcion!
I just can't get worked up about celebrity news these days, despite the fact that MK is a literary genius. Yes, Charlie Sheen sucked me into his poetry for a while. Yes, Britney Spears sucked me, big time, into her performance art. Yes, the Lohans have sucked me into their cheeky arthouse commentary unto the futility of humanity. MK has one of the hardest jobs on Earth. And the man is a mastermind.
I feel so sorry for any girlchild of Posh's. She will be on a crash diet before she learns to walk. How else can she fit in the little Gucci dress by age three?
That kid will be so fucked up, she will make Suri Cruise look NORMAL.
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Surely they ordered a girl from IVF which makes their excitement a publicity stunt. I am under the moon on this one.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 10:05pm.
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That t-shirt is ugly as shit.
I would make a honey colored t-shirt that's fitted and has a black stencil of a standing honey badger with "honey badger doesn't give a fuck" to the left of the badger, in Courier Bold font. To be exact.
I know a gal that had 3 boys and she and her husband wanted a girl. They tried forever to get pregnant again and ended up going the IVF route. She had told me it would have been an extra $5,000 to guarantee a girl, but they didn't want to spend the extra $$...so they ended up with twin boys! LMFAO...I mean really, after spending prbably upwards of $40,000 on all this, you couldn't go the extra $5,000?
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
I am also reminded in this thread that Honey Badger really doesn't give a shit about Posh and Becks.
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"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
— Dr. Seuss
This is the first I've heard about sperm spinning.
I'm still surprised she didn't use a "gestational carrier".
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"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
— Dr. Seuss