The "Over The Moon" Watch: Posh & Becks Edition
Posh should really be given a pass for this, because every morning she's been praying to her collection of custom-made Louboutin booties that her womb is full of a female stick figure. So I figured that maybe she's allowed one OTM violation this time. But then I imagined that when Becks said it out loud his helium voice really sounded like a cat diddling on a fiddle. No fucking pass.
At some luncheon thing for the L.A. Galaxy today, Becks told reporters that the "GIVE ME A DAMN GIRL" chant Posh did with voodoo priestess Karl Lagerfeld must've worked, because they're having a lady baby!
"We're still in shock. Obviously, having three boys, you kind of expect another one, so finding out a little girl is in there is surprising, but, obviously, we are over the moon. Our three boys are happy and excited, and Victoria is doing well."
Posh is probably the only OTM user who could literally be thrown over the moon. Just have her sit on a teaspoon, and lightly flick her into the air. Come back the same time the next day, and hold out the teaspoon again to catch her.
You know, I know that it's psychically impossible for Posh to birth a baby bigger than a flea's kidney stone, but wouldn't it be sort of perfect if she pushed out one that's half her weight (30lbs). Posh would have to use 3 of the size -2 black onesies she bought to dress her adorably fat baby. Ho would make an extra-strength bitchface when using all her strength to push the Bentley stroller holding her adorably fat baby. YES! Oh, please give her an adorably fat baby with adorable baby cankles!
via USA Today