Rebecca Black Has Ruined Friday
Ever wanted to know what it would it sound like if a 5-year-old Ke$ha performed a song about the calendar on a water-damaged Casio keyboard after snorting glitter glue and swallowing a vibrating ball? Well, Rebecca Black (ft. an embalmed Usher) is making terrors come true by serenading you into the weekend with a song that could be used to argue that we should change the name of Friday to Nightmareday.
Rebecca has also answered the question that you always find yourself asking on a Friday night: what comes after Saturday? And this bullet to your sense of hearing will also leave you asking: why don't they make funnel shot glasses for your ears? Because you'll definitely want to wash your ears out with vodka after this shit. Fun! Fun! Fun! We so excited! Fryyyyyyyy-daaay!!! (This song will never stop stabbing my brain, right?)
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That was the most irritating shit I've ever heard...and I've seen The Wiggles live in concert. Is that her real voice?! I cant even...
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Vern
As Karen Walker used to say "put your legs in the air and think of handbags, bitch" - SpiceDong
The fuck.
Can't even comment.
That'll be enough of that.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Im gonna go ahead and say Fagaffi sponsored this 9th grade play
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What's up, douchebag?
I CAN'T FUCKING UN-HEAR THIS
FunFun Fun Fun Fuldsjfa;lsjd;l!!!! *shoots self*
And this bitch has dead abuse victim eyes. Is she a robot?
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"on the bright side, she can use her tit skin as a belt."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.
Complete shit.
Had to turn the sound off at :10, but continued to watch for another minute. The first set of girls in the car both has huge facial moles, the second are in that lumpy stage of adolescents and have braces... basically they were trying to find girls who would make this bitch attractive in comparison... who are these people who are so busy trying to polish a fucking turd? Is there really no one else out there who can sing uninspired crap for the masses?
so is she happy because is friday????? sure she doesn't shows it? what is the word? ....frigid !!!
she is awful. She was telling her dad ,daddy but i want to sing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!she is the most awkward girl i have seen
Are you sure it's not
Rebecca - Black Friday?
I don't even think falling off the backseat and getting run over could make her voice flatter.
Submitted by _meh_ on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 10:44pm.
rapper = child molester. imma right?
You throwin' shade on the only glimpse of talent in that video? Ohhhhhh no you din't! ;)
rapper = child molester. imma right?
Submitted by sensen on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 10:09pm.
If you add a kazoo, it would be perfection.
LMAO! That would be an UPgrayde!
Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 9:41pm.
Here's my super mature response to this video: That was fucking retarded!
Ditto that.
And the failed word enunciation gymnastics to make a rhyme fit the rhythm are beyond hopelessly tragic.
If you add a kazoo, it would be perfection.
Whoa...I was out at :25.
Rich parents funding a whim?
Pictured / video-taped underage sex with Usher?
Those are the only two reasons I can think of that she's got music out.
Here's my super mature response to this video: That was fucking retarded!
"Gotta meet ma frayendssss. It's fryeeeday"
UGGGGGGGHHH
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
LOVE THESE TAGS.....
Truly Awful Music • Why Are You Doing This To Us?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by tonicbitch on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 8:44pm.
I don't know who this chick is but I want to light her on fire, OMG.
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Bwahahahahahahhahahahhahahaaaa!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by glitteris on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:41pm.
OK, I don't usually trash kids, but this sucks donkey dick all the way to the balls. And gulps.
BAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Seriously? What the actual fuck is this? I made it 48 seconds in and now I'm stabby.
What is wrong with the music industry, can't they see this is why they aren't making money anymore,no one wants to pay for shit when they can just get the shit for free. If they don't start giving us back some real talented musicans and artists pretty soon, Disco demolition anyone?
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"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot".
-John Lennon
THanks MK. Now I have "It's Friiiidaaay, Frriiiidaayy..." trapped in my head. Is this chick for real, or is this some kind of joke?
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
You know, I thought I had issues when I used to tell my classmates in middle school that I was a child actress. That's nothing compared to this monstrosity.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I don't know who this chick is but I want to light her on fire, OMG.
Friyeeeday Friyeeeeday UGH BITCH DIE
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Kinda makes you yearn for Rojo Caliente again, doesn't it?
Holy hell that was horrific. Every word that she vocalized could have been said in like 20 seconds. But she prolongs every bloody word! And takes for-freaking-ever to finish a sentence! And it's not as if there's any suspense as to what she's gonna end up saying.
Gawd.
Much like I blame pet owners and not the innocent pet for their poorly behaved/ annoying pets, I blame the parental units for encouraging this hot mess. Here's to hoping this song doesn't get any traction or this tragedy will continue like a train riding off the rails over a damned cliff.
This has to be an SNL sketch. She is the Lonely Island's protege, right?
Please stab me in the ears!
She's a cute kid. That song is the most soul sucking celebration of the weekend I've ever heard, though. Fuck Usher and this bullshit. Youve got the LesBeaver, leave us alone!
OK, I don't usually trash kids, but this sucks donkey dick all the way to the balls. And gulps.
Seriously, is there some fucking godless nepotism at work here? Is she one of Will Smith's brood, or some other rich douche who thinks his kid is talented just because? This is high, HIGH fuckery.
I was just at Tosh.O and listened to this crap. I HATE the way she says "FRRRRIday, FRRRRIday".
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Just what the muthafuckin' hell was THAT? Is this a real song, like one being played on the radio? Please tell me it's not!
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"Now you know what 'rimming' is." -BK
My tummy hurts. It's the whole thing; someone "wrote" this song, someone had this ugly girl sing it, some asshole "directed" the video, most of all, someone funded this catastrophe.
Like, totally, OMG . . . this is soooooooooooo life changing, until today I had no idea what days came when. Is it true? Was yesterday Thursday? Is tomorrow Saturday and then Sunday follows?!!! I am so relieved 'cause like every week was a struggle for me and stuff. Thnx you, Beckie B. for sorting it out and putting it in a way I could finally understand. Love ya!
PS. Could ya like, do that for Wednesday, Monday, and geez, I forget . . . is it called Foosday? I would really like to get this whole "week" thing straightened out.
This is why "tween punching" should be a sport.
"I'm gonna give this bitch credit for one thing- she made sure to cast as her two best friends in the video a couple of uggos with big ass braces so she'd look the hottest. She ain't no fool."
HAHAHAHA This totally made up for the 1:30 of utter hell I just put myself through listening to this pos "song".
The chick on the left looks kind of like if the girl from Seventh Heaven got her face stuck in a potato masher.
Wow. Thems some DEEP lyrics: "gotta pick which seat"??? I'm assuming that is her most pressing quandary in life. That and how to actually emote while singing.
GOD. MAKE IT STOP!!! It's FRIday It's FRIday. AHHHHHHHHH
Who the hell is this trick?
Also, who even writes these songs anymore? The lyrics sound like they came directly from a private notebook of some 14 year old girl?
Also I love how 'diverse' this video is! Oh wait, they threw in Usher (the hell)? It's fun when all of your friends are upper-middle-class and white, right? Yay!!!
Fridays are for partying?
Nice message to all the teens out there.
There are only 2 notes in this entire fucking song, and girl had to be autotuned? Fuck me. I could have been a kazillionaire if that technology existed when I was young.
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You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi." - Michael K, 3/3/11
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 6:27pm.
If she could sing a Monday song...my life would be complete
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Ahahahahahahaha Mani! I'm already wondering how I can block a song from my 15 year old that suggests that Fridays are for *partying*.
*Sigh* These little strumpets make it sooo hard for a maman.
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C'mon guys, it's all about the self esteem. What we have going here is a healthy dose of Wholesome American Self Esteem imparted to their daughter by two extraordinary parents who have gone to great lengths to ensure that 'Lil Precious' will bloom and thrive with self-confidence.
What awesome, AWESOME parents they are!!!
Take THAT you stupid Asian parents who do nothing but raise a bunch of worthless-to-society surgeons, engineers and scientists with low, pusillanimous self-esteem.
Americans ROCK!!!!!!!
edit: even the interwebz hates me today. Going to replace 151 with fire water now
OH MY FUCKING GAWD.
WHAT THE EFF WAS THAT.
.....vodka won't be enough to wash my ears. Going for 151.
My ears need a colonic after listening to this shit.
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"Dreams are only a cheap marketing ploy for Disney products, which are stomped out by reality upon reaching adulthood." Jazzfish_77, 03/01/2011 - 8:29pm.
LOL@JIM ...Word!
FRYEEEEEE DAY FRYEEEEEE DAY....*stabs self in the ears with a screwdriver*
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
I know its for children but
"gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal"
What? just what. also she is so lifeless she looks like she's been trapped in a cellar and is on day release to produce this nightmare.
If she could sing a Monday song...my life would be complete.