BREAKING: The Twilight Cast Is Safe
You can stop clogging up the phone lines from calling organizations to see if part of your donation goes towards saving the Twilight cast, because People is reporting that Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart were all safely evacuated from Vancouver Island today. There was no major threat to Vancouver Island, but a rep says they were shuffled out of there as a safety precaution. But Tinsel Korey, who plays Emily in that mess, still prepared for the worse by Tweeting her final goodbye.
I mean. I just. You know. Are we really living in the age where hos dramatic final Tweetologues end with an emoticon? Just. No words. The end. Hugz.