Friday, March 11th 2011
BREAKING: The Twilight Cast Is Safe
You can stop clogging up the phone lines from calling organizations to see if part of your donation goes towards saving the Twilight cast, because People is reporting that Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart were all safely evacuated from Vancouver Island today. There was no major threat to Vancouver Island, but a rep says they were shuffled out of there as a safety precaution. But Tinsel Korey, who plays Emily in that mess, still prepared for the worse by Tweeting her final goodbye.
I mean. I just. You know. Are we really living in the age where hos dramatic final Tweetologues end with an emoticon? Just. No words. The end. Hugz.
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That stupid little no talent bitch needs to get on the next plane to Japan and figure out how to amend to a whole devastated country. What a dumbass. She removed the tweets but her ignorance will linger forever. I never heard of her and now I can't stand her.
Anything with the words "Twilight" makes my bile boil.
What an overly dramatic baby. Even if the tsunami hit Vancouver it would be what? A six foot wave??? Even the very largest tsunamis only affect those within a few blocks of the coast. What a bimbo.
That bitch knew for sure she would be fine, which is why she made such a vapid, stupid, casual, goodbye post. If she actually thought she was gonna die it would be more like:
"WAAAAAAAH! Oh god help us! I don't wannna die! PUHLLLLEASE SAVE US...I'm sorry for Twilight. Tell my family I love them..." Or something to that effect.
@ Ebil Shoe: mmm, chocolate caramel and the new dark chocolate Zone bars. *drool*
@ silly_kitty: Hey! I think you're the only other Vancouver Islander I know of on dlisted...
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Her name is Tinsel? Eh.
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If this doesn't make your heart pound with desire,then check your pulse, cuz you ain't alive:
La banane
Submitted by thegobbler on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:14pm.
See, you are part of 'real people doing real shit' this ho is just punching the fuckery pedal!! I love the fact that in all this you want a Zone bar. LOVE THEM! Chocolate Mint - oh yeah!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Everything is fine. And we ending up getting all of our work done after all :)
14 minutes ago via web
Oh, well, thank God they were able to get their oh-so-important work done because that's what really matters. What's that about Japan?
This drama queen is 30?!?! This is some over dramatic shit my 14 year old niece would do. "If this is my last tweet...." LMAO! Bitch, if you can be on Twitter it is not serious.
Tinsel is a glittery, artificial decoration, but I was just reading about a 1700 quake somewhere off BC (the Cascadian fault) that might have been a 9.0. In a bit of irony, researchers suggest that the resulting tsumnani crossed the ocean to damage Japan.
http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Massive+1700+quake+caused+damage+Wes...
She spelled soonommy wrong!
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Are you fucking kidding me? I live on the west coast of vancouver island and I work on the waterfront and no one was evacuated. We were warned that some bigger waves may happen and to stay out of the marinas but the areas where this shit is filmed is up in the hills. No tsunami would have hit them even if it was big. Unless you're on the beach, it's straight up hill and by hill I mean rocky cliff. Dramatic morons!!!!
Prayers out to Japan.
*miou*
"Wah! Like, I'm totally scared that this TSUNMAMI from an earthquake that killed hundreds might, like, get my Prada shoes wet! That would, like, be SO awful! I'd be practically DEAD!"
Seriously, why couldn't the Twilight cast have been filming in Sendai, so THEY could die instead of some of the locals? It's not like anyone would miss their spoiled airheaded asses.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Stupid vapid bitch, using a catastrophe to drum attention to herself. Drama whore. She can't even spell tsunami right.
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:16pm.
Can someone drive up there and pop two in her head just so this drama doesn't go to waste.
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Best. Comment. Ever.
Way to make it all about YOU, Tinsel Trailer Trash Ho. People DIED, whore. THink about that before you twit your "ending", you skank ass bitch.
I have to admit, I'm from Oregon now living in the Midwest and I had to wait a couple hours to call home to see if everything was okay. I was pretty scared, but I knew that since my family is inland that they'd be okay. The pics of the devastation are horrible. They're saying the whole coastline of Japan is going to change because the water has nowhere to go.
"Tsumnani". That's much more complicated to type than the actual word.
Oh, FFS. Good thing she didn't break a nail during the evac or Twitter would have blown up.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
DRAMA!
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 2:59pm.
Meantime, they are CRUCIFYING "Red Riding Hood" over on Rotten Tomatoes (directed by the same woman who directed the first Twilight movie).
That director is annoying; so annoying that she wasn't allowed to direct the 2d and 3d installments. She blames her bad luck on the rampant sexism in Hollywood.
I'm about to head out on the freeway. If this is the moment. 1 love. :) Hugz, all.
Oh yea...and this month she'll be 31 years old. Scary. It's sad if this is coming from a teenager but the fact that it's coming from a grown-ass woman....that's just scary.
"I just googled her and she is 30. I expected she was about 12 but no, an actual 30 year old woman who is legally known as Tinsel tweeted that she thought the tsunami was going to kill her. Hugz."
Submitted by fedon on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 6:44pm.
what the fuck is a tsumnani.
Bubblegum Schnapps, vodka, a dash of maraschino cherry juice, a twist of lime with a salted rim and a pink umbrella.
what the fuck is a tsumnani.
"I mean. I just. You know. Are we really living in the age where hos dramatic final Tweetologues end with an emoticon? Just. No words. The end. Hugz."
MK sums it up beautifully again. Hugz!
I just googled her and she is 30. I expected she was about 12 but no, an actual 30 year old woman who is legally known as Tinsel tweeted that she thought the tsunami was going to kill her. Hugz.
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 4:54pm.
Is she the one who lied about being Native American to be cast, or is that someone else?
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I think a lot of people lie about that to make themselves sound more exotic. Some journalist said that Megan Fox looked part Cherokee, and ever since then she's been saying she's part Cherokee. I'm like, "Bullshit."
I know an ethnicity liar when I see one because I used to be one (that rhymes.) I used to say I was Greek and Brazilian because I'm tan with light eyes. Truth: I'm Russian and Black Irish.
Triflin ho to the bitter end
Revenge of Mothra!!!!
Is she the one who lied about being Native American to be cast, or is that someone else?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Well, at least she didn't invoke God or Jesus.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:48pm.
FUCK.. What an insult to people in real danger. Fucking Bitch!!
AMEN!
Drama queen moron.
Best part is...This girl is almost 31!
I thought she was 15 based on her tweets. Never seen her on the screen.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:36pm.
D'UH #SWIMMING!!!
hahahaha! #TigerFlood...too soon?
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way too soon .. but I couldn't resist ;\
Stupid cunt.
And here we are waiting to see what fuckery Sheen will come up with to divert attention away from Japan.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
FUCK.. What an insult to people in real danger. Fucking Bitch!!
I see the spammers survived the tsunami.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Give me a fucking break stunt queen! I live in Hawaii and no one out here was talking that kind of dramatic bullshit. We were drinking until 4 am watching the news and waiting for the water levels to rise. Stupid no name "celebrities" always trying to include themselves in a potential catastrophe. SMDH
"I hate to see a slut fail"- Michael K
Drama twit!!!
And I'm trying to remember the character "Emily" from Twilight because I read the books way back and forgot mostly everything in them.
She is all about herself, not the poor people in Japan totally devastated right now.
~ugh~ These new starlets annoy the crap outta me.
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
Whamo....lmao! That's the funniest comment ever.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:36pm.
D'UH #SWIMMING!!!
hahahaha! #TigerFlood...too soon?
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-Charlie "Winning" Sheen
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:36pm.
But again if there is such a thing as a Bronx Mogli, then Tinsel can happen too...it all depends on what drugs her parents were doing when they named her.
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D'UH #SWIMMING!!!
Tinsel? Get outta here...that has to be a stage name and a really bad one at that.
But again if there is such a thing as a Bronx Mogli, then Tinsel can happen too...it all depends on what drugs her parents were doing when they named her.
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How needlessly dramatic. It almost makes you wish she were swept away in a 3 foot wave.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:05pm.
i thought fucking Vampires couldn't die?
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She plays a human.
Oh, fuck me and please forget I know that.
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You in danger girl
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:05pm.
....that seems to be the thing to do in a FUCKING EMERGENCY.
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The world can now let out a collective sigh of relief.
'rolls eyes'
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It's not that serious.
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:16pm.
Can someone drive up there and pop two in her head just so this drama doesn't go to waste.
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LOL!!!! HUGZ!!
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