Jennifer Aniston Makes Mexican Children Weep
I've always know that Jennifer Aniston has Brangeloonie-like fans who will fight for her honor by stabbing my inbox with slashes like this: "dear michael gay, don't hate aniston because you wish you were a hot single sexy woman like her. looser." (Very true, and I also wish I had the world's largest crochet kitten collection and could keep a straight face while doing tequila body shots off my boyfriend pillow. Jealous=me). But I didn't know that Aniston had hardcore fans who wear homemade shrine t-shirts to meet her at the launch of her perfume J'Alone in Mexico City!
Yes, Jennifer's publicist most likely promised everyone in the crowd an autographed picture of Maddox if they showed up, but this little girl gave it her all! Homegirl's weeping is so intense that Jennifer will take pity upon her, adopt her and give her one of the top bunks in the Cabbage Patch barracks. Maddox will eventually break into the barracks and take the girl away since he can never let Aniston be happy! Wait, I see what homegirl is doing. Well. Played.
Even though that amazing t-shirt is sort of a "fuck you" to Aniston since she claims she hates the Rachel cut, I still want one.
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Well I hope these pictures of Jenn will put and and to all the pregnancy stories. She is officially old.
I love SJP's Lovely and it smells heavenly on me, so I wear it in all forms, perfume, lotion, etc. I didn't like the other ones she had out and didn't buy them.
I will smell this with my nostrils and if I like it I will buy it. Not because it has her name on it, though having her name on it makes me WANT to smell it. Because if it said "Taylor Momsen" on it I would want to pour it down my garbage disposal.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
This is the perfume that was floated as "Lolavie" but now's just called "Jennifer Aniston."
It's funny that El Palacio de Hierro offers bridal and baby showers (as well as other "lifestyles" stuff).
Dang in that pic she's got George W Bush face.
Well, it's about time Jen Aniston stepped up and admitted she's Demi Lovato's mom.
I mean, all of those trips to Mexico were getting a little suspicious.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 12:11am.
I love her, but would not buy her perfume. Just like I wouldn't buy any other celeb perfume.
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How do you love someone you've never met (or have you?) and if you love her why wouldn't you buy her perfume? Honestly, I don't understand you women who say you love so and so but then refuse to pony up the dough for said so and so when they are pimping their wares.
Love has become downgraded to sycophantic nincompoopery now?
*throttles fans*
I hate that she started with the fucking fillers in her face. She looked so much prettier before. I also think the hair color is a little too harsh, I prefer the golden blond.
I love her, but would not buy her perfume. Just like I wouldn't buy any other celeb perfume.
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I think anyone crying like that over meeting ANY celeb is a bit.. hmm. Yeah. Though, I'd totally ask Aniston to sign me a copy of Office Space. People always bring up her rom-coms. What about that one?! "It needs flair!"
I bet Jolie winds up coming out with a fragrance eventually. She's just avoiding that route because she thinks it's not very a "deep" enough way to make money... for now. Or if she does, she'll make all the proceeds go to Africa to give it that special dimension of showing how intellectual she is. Uh-huh..
About time Jennifer Anniston stopped hanging out with players and publicity dates. But why doesn't she do something like give money to a few families or help kids get education ? I know she supports some charities, but she could do alot more...
I think she looks fantastic-great body, nice dress.
Ima let MK continue on his Anistarants, but honestly, she does not bug me that much. I kinda feel bad for all the hate she gets, when Angelina is the bigger pain in the ass. She's not a ground breaking actress, but what she does she does pretty well. Eh, I can't get that worked up about her.
I WILL say that because Brad Pitt is such social Playdoh, I can see why he had to quit that vanilla hot hoar and get with Angelina. Brad and Jen are like two halves that make up one bowl of oatmeal, and their spin down synergy wrapped in a fugue of Purple Haze must have caused an energy void in Malibu. He MUST have someone with more flair (see what I did there?) in order to BE; his co-dependent self probably became a more lethargic version of his Madame Tussaud doppleganger with Jen.
I ALSO will say I think her body is slamming, her dress is beautiful, and I will knock her down for her shoes if I ever see her on the street wearing them.
Don't laugh, but that perfume smells really good! It's a thousand times better than your typical generic celeb fragrance.
Anyway, it's frightening that the Brangeloonies and Jenaloonies re so...hardcore. You don't even know these people, for Pete's sake!
Those poor maniston loons. Do they really think you want to be a lonely middle aged woman with a huge chin and like 20,000 stuffed animals along with the crochet kittens MK? LOL! They sure told you!
I don't know if anyone knows this, but the girl is crying because she got Jennifer's old nose.
vodka and weed- thats prob what she really smells like.
her real perfume should consist of vanilla-infused vodka with hemp oil and dash of leftover ground cigarette butts.
Is it just me, or does Jennifer look like Rene Auberjonois in the main pic?
she used less filler around the eyes and dyed her hair blonder to distract from the obvious lip work. she slurs now when she speaks.
look at her real lips:
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/6/68293/36_2007/newfwm0605m.jpg
sad and pathetic.
double post
JA has gained weight. You can see it in every picture.
Dantronic that was pretty funny
HAI UKer!!! how ya BEEN, gurl!
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"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
Ruh roh..methinks Jen has had juvaderme or some other kinda filler in her cheeks and the doctor has overdone it.
The motto in Hollywood: if a little is good than lots and lots must be better.
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Her dress is pretty.
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"Now you know what 'rimming' is." -BK
She has never been any great beauty, but her face looks extra bad here.
Her legs are gorgeous.
Shine on michael gay. you rock.
Dear Michael Gay (LOL!), in case you missed it, a hilarious video about "Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa" at The Onion. The Onion: second most funny website after dlisted!
http://onion.com/czZ1af
I would totally lose my shit if I ever met her. I love her.
PS: Hello all, it's been a while.
PPS: hello Michael, I love you. Miss me? ;-p
Is she turning Asian?
she's truly an angel
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she keeps reminding me of the George Michael song
"you have been loved" I guess they love her down in Mexico !!!!you can see it in her facial expressions!!!wait that's botox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"J'alone for the lonely in you"
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"dear michael gay, don't hate aniston because you wish you were a hot single sexy woman like her. looser."
@EvilShoe:
A well-managed meet n greet provides post-its and explicit instructions on what to write and where to put them. It helps move the line along, and stops Ms. Aniston from having to think.
I would know. I waited in a really long line to get Nigella Lawson's ample cleave to sign a cookbook.
Add my name to the list, cos I'm a Mexican child, and this bitch bores me to tears!
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That shit is nice. -MK
Number 1: I am pretending not to see that avatar of a Brent Everett fleshlight. WTF is wrong with us that there is demand for that???
Number 2: These are some of the best thumbnails I've ever seen! I'm pretending that in some of them, she's the hotel check in girl on "I get that a Lot" and they are throwing her curve-balls like dudes (dudettes?) in sombreros and mustaches who've come down to report they overflowed the shitter.
And back to number 1... OK, I want one. LOL. JOKE.
LMAO J'Alone wasn't even the winner but it was def the fan favorite, I think cakey came up with it but I could be wrong...?
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
In the fifth thumbnail, did that guy really bring photo posters of her AND put his name on hot pink post-its?
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
every celebrity goes into the perfuming market because it's extremely profitable and costs next to nothing to manufacture.
I would rather be struck dead than to buy a celebrity perfume.
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OP I need to vent about the Earthquake in Japan! I can't get in touch with a friend who lives in Sendai! :(
Mexico is 5 years behind in trends. At least that's what my Spanish teacher said in high school. So it will be five years before this little girl realizes that she looked like a dipshit on this day.
Lainey thinks she did something to her face. I think she just looks her age all of a sudden. Don't know why she is selling this perfume. She doesn't have enough money? Maybe it creates jobs for people. That's good.
I NEED those shoes!
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I think she's pregnant with Brad's love child.LOL ...That's right if ANY loons are lurking out there you just KNOW she and Brad still get it on behind Cunty McCunty's back don't you? Brad's just getting ready to leave St Angie and get back to his true love. Bawahaaaa!
This is not quite as fun as blowing the heads off the loons over on JJ with such comments but just in case any of you loons are over here, take this back to your master "Passing Through" and tell her to fuck off for me. I'd do it myself but you all got me kicked out of there. Lol
We had such a fun time thinking of a name for Aniston's perfume creation... Remember?
still don't like the hair but damn, she's got some killer legs.
WTF is wrong with her face in that first pic? She looks all bloated.
GOD BLESS THE ODOR PITTS!!!!
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Michael Gay is the man!
Lofl @ this post! Liked her hair better longer. Clip it back in gurl.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Maybe she is pregnant and Ross is the father.
Wow, that's a big chin. :o