Kay McCabe Gives Me Fever
My skin is almost the same shade as Matthew McConaughey's after laying my eyeballs on these pictures of his mother Kay McCabe raising her dress (from Coldwater Creek's Freak in the Streets Collection) and flashing her nude chonies at the Hollywood premiere of Abraham Lincoln Log Lawyer (or whatever the hell that shit is called) last night. Sometimes when there's not a subway grate around for you to stand over, you have to create your own Some Like It Hot moment. The best part is that Kay served up her goodies while posing next to her son Rooster. Rooster is like, "Cock-a-doodle-don't, mom!" But thank the hell she cock-a-doodle-did, because Kay definitely brought the heat. If this is what happens when you mix Metamucil and Four Loko, serve it to all of our grannies and grandpas!
A little warning though: you might want to cut eye holes in a fireproof blanket and throw it over your head before looking at all these pictures of Kay. Because if you don't, the fire blowing off of Kay's legs will leave you with the complexion of burnt Indian clay like Matthew McConaughey, and now me.
And believe it or not, other people actually showed up to last night's premiere even though Kay is really the one who matters. In order-ish: Matthew McGreasyhey, Camila Alves, Frances Fisher, Miss Kay with Rooster and Ryan Phillipe.
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His mother is cute, but we don't need to see her depends...
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Submitted by milleniumjane on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 11:50am.
I think she looks great. I don't know what some of you haters have against a mature woman who is confident in herself and her body. Just because you don't regularly see women over the age of 35/40 on the covers of Maxim or whatever doesn't mean that they don't have sex appeal. Unplug your heads from mainstream media once in a while and broaden your scopes. Your brains will thank you for it. I only hope I look half as good in my menopausal years...
It's the "flashing" part that is tacky. I think she looks great but yanking your skirt up all the way to your panties in public is just cheesy and I'd say the same thing if this was any number of young starlets pulling those shenanigans.
I think she looks great. I don't know what some of you haters have against a mature woman who is confident in herself and her body. Just because you don't regularly see women over the age of 35/40 on the covers of Maxim or whatever doesn't mean that they don't have sex appeal. Unplug your heads from mainstream media once in a while and broaden your scopes. Your brains will thank you for it. I only hope I look half as good in my menopausal years...
I think that Matthew McConaughey's wife/girlfriend/S.O. is lovely. She's like a pre-plastic Kim Tardashian minus looking like a hairy, dumpy hoodrat.
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Those pointy banana feet are freaking me out.
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I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Judith Light and Michael J. Fox...
I wonder who's the boss?
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Submitted by hotpocket on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 9:03pm.
At least she was wearing panties and we were all spared from a glimpse of her secret silver.
What? There's no pot O' gold at the rainbow's end of the silver beaver?
At least she was wearing panties and we were all spared from a glimpse of her secret silver.
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Man does Ryan Phillippe ever not looking smoking hot? He can't take a bad picture.
looks like moms gettin' into the *cider* again
Coldwater Creek LOLOLOLOL!
The only store more baloney and mayo on Wonder bread is Talbots.
so matthew grew up in a naked house...you know that mother switched around the house in front of her boys with her goods out every chance she could...
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He is just gross & unappealing & weird looking now...He looks kind of like a creepy wax figure...I never found his chick to be attractive either, well from the neck up anyway.
It's not her age that bugs me, as much as that smug, *LOOK AT ME* face. It is sooo much like her dickweed son.
He really grates on my nerves. Can you tell? ahahaha
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It has to be said... great legs!
Knees a bit wrinkly but all in all not a bad effort.
she was having some fun--! I like her
Now we know where he gets it from.
Submitted by guest on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.
This is something Paula Deen would do.
Naaaaaaaw. Paula is more of an overtly flirtatious, butter-pushing kissing bandit than a panty-flashing-granny. *erases all thoughts of Paula's panty mayo*
This is something Paula Deen would do.
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Submitted by sybil on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:17pm.
Kay is wearing her big girl pants! I used to pull up my dress like this...when I was 5!!!!
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Submitted by Lemonaide on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:14pm.
I don't want to see anyone's panties, but if I must see panties, I don't want to see Grandma panties with the Grandma still inside them!
Totally inappropriate.
LOL! You two are on a roll.
Amazingly, her knees aren't any worse than Melanie Griffith's!
Actually, her legs are ten times better than poor Melanie's:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-453826/Melanie-Griffith-fig...
@onthefringe:
and how does he feel about her in the 11th thumbnail?
LOL at "homeliest Brazilian model" with "wicked mustache-growing abilities" & Walmart/Dollar Store Michelle Rodriguez
She looks as if she attracts dirt under her fingernails like a magnet.
Submitted by Lemonaide on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:14pm.
I don't want to see anyone's panties, but if I must see panties, I don't want to see Grandma panties with the Grandma still inside them!
Totally inappropriate.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Kay is wearing her big girl pants! I used to pull up my dress like this...when I was 5!!!!
I don't want to see anyone's panties, but if I must see panties, I don't want to see Grandma panties with the Grandma still inside them!
Totally inappropriate.
I wanna spend Thanksgiving at Mama McConaughey's house! She would be wicked fun to party with.
Submitted by tinkuy on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 11:41am.
sorry, but I really don't find Camila Alves at all attractive ... maybe she's just not photogenic______________________________
I think she's been looking pretty gorgeous lately. Matthew, on the other hand, i have always thought is pretty ugly. So what do i know?
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Matthew's head and neck remind me of the tortoise in the "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon.
i remember that in my first job out of college there was a lady like this one...whenever there was a company party she would get on a table and flaunt her legs and flash her panties. She was a randy old ho, but no one could say shit cause she was one of the top executives and ultimately became the general manager. To my knowledge she never made a play for any employees; she just liked to flash...looking back, we could have sued for being subjected to such spectacles but that was another time.
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hey, the legs are the last to go, when you've got good ones!
still, so inappropriate. I's be mortified if that was my Mom.
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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 11:54am.
She's like a Walmart Michelle Rodriguez
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LOL and Michelle Rodriquez is Dollar Store at best.
the knees are little wrinkly, but otherwise nice legs for a memaw.
Submitted by tinkuy on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 11:41am.
sorry, but I really don't find Camila Alves at all attractive ... maybe she's just not photogenic
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Matthew doesn't agree with you, as evidenced in the 10th thumbnail. Hopefully that is good enough for her.
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Submitted by tinkuy on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 11:41am.
sorry, but I really don't find Camila Alves at all attractive ... maybe she's just not photogenic
She's like a Walmart Michelle Rodriguez
This is the same woman who used to boast that her husband (Matthew's dad) died while they were fucking. IIRC he was on top of her at the time. How and why I remember this I have no idea.
Maybe Matthew tells the story; I forget now. Either way she's a sexually inappropriate old bat of a mother showing off her dusty vagina, ewwww.
Memaw lifted her leg in the group shot also. Hope she's not losing it.
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Submitted by tinkuy on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 11:41am.
sorry, but I really don't find Camila Alves at all attractive ... maybe she's just not photogenic
ITA. She's definitely the homeliest Brazilian "model" I've ever seen. Plus, she looks like she has wicked mustache-growing abilities.
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She seems like fun!
MK,
The subway grate scene is from "The Seven Year Itch" -- the gay patrol will give you a ticket for that one. ;-)
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I smell the rare and elusive sexually inappropriate mother. The one who willed herself to only have sons so she would not have to share the spotlight.
I can only hope Im as well preserved at her age.
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 11:33am.
Submitted by little_rascal - She named her son Rooster??? WTF?
:) His real name is Michael. Nicknamed Rooster as a kid when his hair was much more red. Glad MK chose the names he did for our other ginge friends, though, Prince Hot Rooster or Rooster Caliente just don't cut it.
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Hahahaha, I LOVE Prince Hot Rooster!
sorry, but I really don't find Camila Alves at all attractive ... maybe she's just not photogenic
Submitted by little_rascal - She named her son Rooster??? WTF?
:) His real name is Michael. Nicknamed Rooster as a kid when his hair was much more red. Glad MK chose the names he did for our other ginge friends, though, Prince Hot Rooster or Rooster Caliente just don't cut it.
She is having a great time. Her date with Rooster was special to her. She shouldn't have shown her spanx to the world though. Her body isn't too bad. Some sexy undies might have looked nicer then then granny panties.