Hot Slut Of The Day!
Norman, a 20-month-old Briard in Canton, Georgia who has become a YouTube sensation and late-night star because of his skills on the scooter. This skill makes Norman talented than most, but his owner Karen Cobb says he can also close the bathroom door when he needs some privacy and wipe his face with a towel when his tongue works up a sweat from scootering all day. WAIT. You're supposed to close that giant wooden thingee in the doorway of the bathroom? Norman knows everything! And here's Norman in action:
(Sidenote: Is Norman also skilled at scrubbing the sidewalks with Lysol and cleaning the dirt out of the grass with a Magic Eraser, because that neighborhood is the cleanest thing I've ever seen).
Keep the bongs away from Norman and tell him to stay away from any tattle-tale bitches who will sell his naked text pictures to Radar for a few bones, because he's going to need a pristine image when he competes at the Olympics next year! Go, Norman, go!
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Yes, what leaps out is the soul-sucking suburbia.
Just check your brain in at the door.
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I saw him on letterman last week or something
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
I think I've spent too much time on Dlisted. That dog looks like Jake G. to me.
Norman FTW! How effin adorable!
Duh Winning!
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Rippy Razor Says "It's down the block, not across the street!!"
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 9:06am.
madam s, I totally totally agree.Those homeowner associations that tell you how high your mailbox can be, and what wattage your porch light can be, etc.
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One of our LLCs bought a bunch of homes in a subdivision, last year. A couple month's later we received a letter charging us an $85 fine because a tenant's garbage can was visible from the street, and telling us to take care of that situation.
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 8:56am.
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My subdivision looks just like this. Nice and neat and clean as can be. But no one has a problem with the rules and regulations. Everyone knows about them before they buy in, so everyone follows them, and because they do, are homes are going UP in value while others are going down. Our homes are not quite as close as those houses were, but other than that, yep, identical. I like living in a neat, clean neighborhood where people actually take care of their yards and houses.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
the cutest dog ever. i want one! rminds of those dogs rose had on golden girls, i think she found at a supermart and brought it home.
awwwww norman your too cute!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 10:56am.
Just make sure it's not a Vanilla Gorilla suit. That might kill the mood.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 10:51am.
Bahahaha! Furry fish! *remembers to use this in a sentence later*
Lil' R - I think there a few furries peeps who love to sex it up with animal costumes on.
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"One fish two fish red fish furry fish..." - Dr. Seuss.
I'm gonna check the internet for a furry gorilla suit for my bf. *getting excited*
This shit would make Brian Fellows' head explode."What's dat bear doin' on a scooter? Dats crazy!"
This shit would make Brian Fellows' head explode."What's dat bear doin' on a scooter? Dats crazy!"
Bahahaha! Furry fish! *remembers to use this in a sentence later*
Lil' R - I think there a few furries peeps who love to sex it up with animal costumes on.
Fur Fetish - SFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzZoJfB1_Io
Any dog called Norman is definitely bound for stardom-what an awesome name for an awesome doggy!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 10:33am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 10:05am.
Hahahaha! Those peeps are called furries. And if this is a furry, he needs to get some boner enhancement on his costume. #tinymeat
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Furries?? LOLOLOL, I thought furries were guys with hairy backs!
Wait DeeDee, there's also a sex fetish when guy dresses like an animal? Whoa, kinky, I need to try that....
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 10:33am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 10:05am.
Hahahaha! Those peeps are called furries. And if this is a furry, he needs to get some boner enhancement on his costume. #tinymeat
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Ahaha..I know it. I don't spy any testicles either. But maybe it's a furry fish.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 9:06am.
madam s, I totally totally agree.Those homeowner associations that tell you how high your mailbox can be, and what wattage your porch light can be, etc.
My pugnacious mother moved in with her boyfriend, who lived in a development like that. She had awful fights with them, because she planted too many flowers and wasn't allowed to grow tomatoes, even on the deck. So he sold the place and they moved to Maine, where she terrorizes HER neighbors about shit like that. ("Does she really have to keep those wicker chairs on the porch in the WINTER?" "They slam that car door all the time. Can't they just close it like normal people?" "You're not allowed to mow your lawn this late. There are noise ordinances, you know!")
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Ditto on the fussing, crazy-inducing parents. *sigh*. Mine just moved into a condo in a retirement village and they didn't read the restrictive covenants first (of course, it's ALL the realtor's fault, despite the fact that she gave the document to my parents and told them to read it; they didn't) So, now they can't park their golf buggy & their two cars in the driveway because there are restrictions on how many vehicles you can park there and they're getting all defiant and uppity and parking them there anyway, just DARING some poor sod to tell them otherwise. I knew I moved continents for a reason.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 10:05am.
Hahahaha! Those peeps are called furries. And if this is a furry, he needs to get some boner enhancement on his costume. #tinymeat
Ugh! Me to Joe schmoe! creepy. Dog on a scooter equals just another lazy, fat 'merican.
*chanting as always*
I thought this was a photoshop job. UNREAL. So adorable. haha Stunt doggie!
LOL...@bambam
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
How effing cute is that?? :)
Now I want a Briard.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Holy shit! This is a real dog? Face on, it's huge! I thought I was looking at one of those strange people that get boners when they put animal constumes on.
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That looks so weird!
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...and an hour later that dog was eating his own shit and humping a table leg.
Come on, not impressed. My doggie can do tax returns, she'll even represent you if there's an audit. But it's hard to take her seriously when she knocks over kitchen trash cans like a junkie looking for meth rocks.
All I really got out of this is a reminder that I am stupid for living in a state where there is three feet of snow in my yard.
I'm seeing La Bruja from RHOM on a discount Jazzy motor scooter here (?)
I'm gonna sound like a sourpuss but I really don't enjoy those videos where people are making their pets do stuff like that.
"good boy", really? good boy for ridiculing himself and amusing humans I guess.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 8:41am.
@ Slurpy
I love all the funny and cute animal stories, pictures and videos MK posts. I guess it's the animal lover in him. Check out this awesome photo of MK with his dog:
http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://celebritygossipg...
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What a cute face! Thanks for sharing, I'd never seen that picture before!
Doggies!!! Now I can shout "get a JOB!!!!!!!" at dogs who chase my car down the street.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
madam s, I totally totally agree.Those homeowner associations that tell you how high your mailbox can be, and what wattage your porch light can be, etc.
My pugnacious mother moved in with her boyfriend, who lived in a development like that. She had awful fights with them, because she planted too many flowers and wasn't allowed to grow tomatoes, even on the deck. So he sold the place and they moved to Maine, where she terrorizes HER neighbors about shit like that. ("Does she really have to keep those wicker chairs on the porch in the WINTER?" "They slam that car door all the time. Can't they just close it like normal people?" "You're not allowed to mow your lawn this late. There are noise ordinances, you know!")
Totally made me LOL. My kids LOVED it. Especially the toddler, who scoots all over our apartment on her pink scooter all day long.
I'm making my dogs watch this so they know what real talent looks like. One of them is a circus freak and will do many 360's on his hind paws for a treat, but this, this is awesome.
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Neighborhoods like that are creepy as hell, where the homes were all built to be identical and are two inches from one another, all the little plots of land are configured identically, and all the the little patches of lawn in the front are the same shade of pesticide green. You just know everyone is all up in your business all the time, concerned about where you park your car, looking in your windows, getting freaked out if they see a guest going into your house who looks "Muslim" or "ethnic". It's like the neighborhood from Edward Scissorhands.
I can do that. I'm more impressed that he can lick his own balls.
That's pretty cool! cute doggy, too.
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@ Slurpy
I love all the funny and cute animal stories, pictures and videos MK posts. I guess it's the animal lover in him. Check out this awesome photo of MK with his dog:
http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://celebritygossipg...
The only trick my dog does is push her empty food bowl all over kitchen with her nose :o(
Fuck this!
I'm making my cat get a goddamn job!
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I was wondering his breed. I thought he was a gigantic skye terrier.
My pets are starting to look useless.
Awww...I love how MK always has cute animal videos for us! WINNING!