Hot Slut Of The Day!
Norman, a 20-month-old Briard in Canton, Georgia who has become a YouTube sensation and late-night star because of his skills on the scooter. This skill makes Norman talented than most, but his owner Karen Cobb says he can also close the bathroom door when he needs some privacy and wipe his face with a towel when his tongue works up a sweat from scootering all day. WAIT. You're supposed to close that giant wooden thingee in the doorway of the bathroom? Norman knows everything! And here's Norman in action:
(Sidenote: Is Norman also skilled at scrubbing the sidewalks with Lysol and cleaning the dirt out of the grass with a Magic Eraser, because that neighborhood is the cleanest thing I've ever seen).
Keep the bongs away from Norman and tell him to stay away from any tattle-tale bitches who will sell his naked text pictures to Radar for a few bones, because he's going to need a pristine image when he competes at the Olympics next year! Go, Norman, go!