Eddie & LeAnn's Hour Of Nauseating Foolery Coming Soon

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes aren't content with sharing every single butt nugget that falls out of their lives on Twitter. Their day-to-day lives just can't be explained in 140 characters or less. So the gold digging lothario of Burbank is going to mount the skeleton horse of Fantastica and ride, ride, ride across your television screen. At least that's what UsWeekly is hearing anyway. They say that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have just signed a deal for a Newlyweds-type reality show that will follow them as they prepare for their pre-divorce ceremony (aka wedding).

LeAnn has already taken the rumor, grounded it up into dozens of pieces, thrown it in her feed bag and nibbled it up. But UsWeekly's source swears that the deal is already done.

Eddie's ex-wife Brandi put on her smart ass hat before saying that the reality show isn't a bad idea, because he really needs a job.

I'm with Brandi. These two definitely need a platform for their ridiculousness, but I don't think it should be a Newlyweds type show. If I wanted to watch a dog lick on a bone for an hour, I'd just watch the web cam at my dog's boarding place. No, LeAnn and Eddie need something that will show off their talents. I'm thinking: HOMEWRECKING with Eddie & LeAnn, coming soon to the DIY Network!

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Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:20pm.

So now everything that happens is my fault, despite the fact that it's always the same 4-6 posters at the center of every fight that occurs on this site?

Did sugarfreebull, unclebrainfart, or nightowl even comment on the article?

There you go.

Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:20pm.

GAWD I LOVE GRETCHEN ♥
shes the scabby crust on my genital warts

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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:19pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 7:42pm

LOL!

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Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
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Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:18pm.

Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 7:13pm.
nightowl,

Yeap, I was told by SugarfreeRedBull and her pals in that Gallieo thread that posting in old threads or threads that weren't on the first page was wrong. Take it up with them, they make up the rules.
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Oh Mylanta! I believe the comments were more along the lines that it was UNUSUAL to have a lot of activity on a thread that was not on the first page, NOT that it was WRONG.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:17pm.

I think Nightowl and Gretchen are secretly in love with each other.

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Dark-sided!

Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:16pm.

SugarfreeREdBull,

Well that is an improvement, a post that doesn't include boogers or farts.

So now you are upset because I call you out for being a hypocrite, your obsession with bodily functions and fluids, and for not being able to take whatever you dish out?

Don't drink too much, you might not be able to post all day long tomorrow.

Submitted by Thats_Real_Mature on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:14pm.

Gah, can we collectively agree not to summon Gretchen from the great beyond again? She's a thread killer, BORING.

Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:13pm.

nightowl

Why are you always playing the victim?

Evidently you are the who can't move on, you are upset because I called you a trouble maker and then pointed out how you did the same thing to another poster and she called you a ***** for doing so.

When did you apologize? All I see are these passive aggressive posts where try to convince others that they are taking your posts too seriously. If you have "apologized" why then do you show up doing the very same thing over and over again that you claimed you apologuzed for?

Be honest, you didn't come to these Leann threads because you had something to say. All anyone has to do is read the very first post that you left in this thread which wasn't about Leann.

You are only unsuccessful because people see through your transparency. If you want to prove that you are not a trouble maker, then make a statement about the article.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:12pm.

You can dish it out but you can't take it, you 12 year old hypocrite.

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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:12pm.

Oooh, a dick slap from Hotmami! YES!!! lmao

OT *yawn, stretch*

Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:09pm.

Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 7:29pm.
nightowl,

Was that poster who called you a ****** because you were starting a fight with her, taking things too seriously too?

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Of course not. But she confused me with another person who was giving her a hard time on another page.

Here's the reply I made to you on the Galliano page:

You mentioned that I've repeatedly said that I get on fights often. I've never argued with any other poster except you. (I barely consider our exchanges arguments now, our exchanges are us trying to reason with eachother.) I think maybe you have me confused with Centaurious who said that a war was about to start between you and other posters who were arguing with you.

I said that I have NEVER had a sigle fight with anyone else. The ONLY negative experience I have had here (except some other bully whom I never exchanged words with but eventually reported because of all his racist comments and who was quickly banned) was with Centy called me a name for tinking that I tought it was funny that her dog was in pain.

I was going to post the exchange on here, but I couldn't find it to save my life. I wil try another day if you want to see that I'm not lying about what happened. Basically, what happened was that I only remembered that days before, she posted that her dog had to wear a cone and that it was hilarious because he/she had already learned how to catch a ball and drink water. In the new post, she added that she was thiking of recording it and posting it on youtube. My reply was that It was amazing and cute that her dog had learned to catch a ball and that I hoped he/she would not have it on for too long so it would be uncomfortable, but if she posted a vid of the dog that she should let us know.

Her reply was short but she thought I was making fun of her dog and sha called me a name. I was very upset cried and posted a few apologies and explanations. I did not know that the cone meant that a dog had had surgery. I have a dog and I remember she used a cone when she was much smaller but I don't remember if she had surgery at the time.

Other people told me they understood what I was trying to say and to not be upset. I avoided talking to her for a couple of weeks and the only reason I didn't approach her again was because I thought she'd call me names and would never forgive me.

Here's the first exchange we had after the incident:

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 1:39am.
Submitted by nightowl on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 1:29am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 1:04am.

Awww, sorry about your pug. I hope this is the last surgery he has to go through.
Hopefully the stalker/bullying issue goes away soon. That's frightening!

It's ok, I'm just glad it's all cleared up.
i look forward to getting to know you too! :)

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Thanks! I'm so happy you feel that way.

I was upset for awhile after it happened, and I fear I cast my net a little too wide in looking for the culprits....but seriously, you'd have to see the viciousness in the emails I've received and kept, you'd be nervous, too!

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So that's most of the exchange we had. And let me add that I didn't even think she should apologize cuz I had heard of her bullying problem and thought it was either someone else who had called me a name or she was just too upset and didn't think before she answered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3LHHOlm6o&feature=related

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:07pm.

Gretchen, expand your vocabulary. One new word a day would help......
This fucking broken record bullshit is boring. I ll leave this thread to Dr Gretchen and her monologue. I DO like that she addresses each poster personally, though. Adds a nice touch.

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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.

Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:06pm.

SugarfreeRedbull,

I'm not pulling the me against the word crap, since this behavior seems to be the norm for may of you. Are you delusional or just in denial?

This thread wouldn't be in this state if the very same trouble makers would have just focused on the article. You do this all the time and then you act shocked that someone would dare challenge you and your buddies.

You hate me because I call you all out on your hypocrisy. How can you be in one thread telling someone to stop fighting when you are in another thread starting fights?

Why can't you make one post that isn't about farts or boogers?

Can you please comment on the article, of course not because you only come here to start fights.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:04pm.

Submitted by ewe on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 7:31pm.
I'm running out of alcohol. We need a thesaurus in here. STAT.

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I would even welcome a Charlie Sheen rant at this point.
Hmmmmm OT: I don't think Eddie is attractive at all.

Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:02pm.

Not sure about Gretchen being Jana. From the very little that I know about Jana, she is able to move on and not hold any grudges.

Getchen is incapable of that. I have apologized and tried to make peace with her (that's the ONLY reason I come to these LeAnn threads because I always have something I want to say so it will all go away) but have been unsuccessful.

Maybe Khensu can help me. She has a good way with words.

Submitted by ewe on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:01pm.

I'm running out of alcohol. We need a thesaurus in here. STAT.

Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:59pm.

nightowl,

Was that poster who called you a ****** because you were starting a fight with her, taking things too seriously too?

Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:57pm.

catholicschoolgirl,

This is what baffles me. The hypocrisy.

Apparantly none of you seem to have anything better to do, it's why many of you sit on this site all day long and write posts about farts and boogers.

If none of these people cared about these flisters, they wouldn't make it a habit to deflect from these LR and EC threads by starting fights.

I think that many of you are alreayd on OCD meds because what else would explain the "I can dish it out, but can't take it" attitude many of you seem to carry around on your shoulders.

Submitted by jadagirl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:56pm.

I'm linking some good shit on here and Gretchen and her posts are screwing it up. Take the FIGHT to another outside (another browser). Sheesh.

http://eyeprime.blogspot.com/2011/02/leann-rimes-is-being-shy-heads-to-b...

Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:55pm.

Gretchen:

"Take it up with them, they make up the rules."

The only rules I follow are the ones set up by MK. I'm a rebel, an iconoclast, Gretchen.
You take everything WAY too seriously.

I have finished writing something for you to read in the Galliano thread. It's long ass hell like a lot of your posts but it had to be because I included an excerpt from an old conversation as proof so that I can back up what I'm saying.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:55pm.

Hahah Wretched - put in a quarter and watch it go!

here's your theme song, you slug:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOARqLOIHmA

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Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:52pm.

sugarfreeredbull,

Of course you didn't take your meds, hence why you start fights in one thread and lecture against starting fights in another.

Now it all makes sense. Both UncleBrainfart and sugarfreeredbull made statements about boogers, does that mean that they are one in the same.

So now your argument is that I am Jana? Well at least it wasn't another booger or fart post.

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:51pm.

Gretchen, are you Jana? If so, again, that wasn't nice what you said about your sister the other day.

Do any of you have any other dlister names? I've thought of having another name, but that's too much work.

Where is Detective LaToya and her Watson, Li'l Kim?

Submitted by jadagirl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:50pm.

Oh goodie! Leann just posted this video for y'all!
LOVE her grating laugh.

SEE she EATS tons of food! That's what she wants us to know. ;)
http://yfrog.com/7bgxlz

Meanwhile, THIS is what she looked like just last week! Must be all that junkfood. The camera adds 10 lbs.
http://eyeprime.blogspot.com/2011/02/leann-rimes-is-being-shy-heads-to-b...

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:50pm.

*grabs uncle brain fart's genitals for bodily fluids, and flings it toward gretchen*

Okay 5:00 says no more charging administration for Dlist time! Have fun with your LeAnn post Wretched.

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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.

Submitted by Eileenyover on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:49pm.

Is this all for real or are you guys pulling our chain? This Gretchen can't be real...can she? My 8 year old can put together a better argument than this shit!

http://a.yfrog.com/img59/6261/w9c.jpg

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:48pm.

Holy Shit Gretchen - DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO? NO ONE in their right mind cares about these f-list losers except you. Get to a psychiatrist ASAP and get yourself an Rx for OCD meds.

Fok, Dlisted has been taken over by annoying trolls lately.

*pops Midol, washes it down with a Charddy*
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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:51pm.

Knock back a shot, ewe.

Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:47pm.

Uncle BrainFart.

Oh wow, now that is clever.

So to save face now you are going to play the drinking game everytime someone points out the obvious, which is that you are only upset because you dish it out, but you can't take it and someone points out how odd that you and Sugarfreeredbull can't make one statement that doesn't sound like a 12 yo tantrum(ie- every statement is a reference to farts, boogers, dildos, and bodily fluids for every )?

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:46pm.

Gretchen - I'm part of no "crew" and haven't any "buddies." You seem to want to pull a "me against the world" crap, but the people who hate you are not aligned against you as a group. As a matter of fact, you light up all of our lives with your sunshine and sanity.

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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.

Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:45pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 7:01pm

But stop picking fights with me dammit! :)

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No way! I need to meet my quota of a fight per day, and I'm behind so...uh.., Paris DOESN'T literally suck!
DUH! (Ha! a Charlie Sheen quote!) :)

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:44pm.

Isn't it worse to lurk and wait for a LeAnn thread to sign off as Jana and sign on as Gretchen?

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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:44pm.

EvilShoe: Member for
3 years 31 weeks

When did it start that we can't chat on threads past page one?

What is all this drama about? Is someone gonna post a video with long-ass hair whipping everywhere next to a roaring fire calling out another poster? That shit was EPIC.

*gets popcorn*

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:43pm.

Jesus fuck. Why???

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Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:43pm.

nightowl,

Yeap, I was told by SugarfreeRedBull and her pals in that Gallieo thread that posting in old threads or threads that weren't on the first page was wrong. Take it up with them, they make up the rules.

The point is that everytime I point out that you and your crew are here posting all day long, you show up to tell me that you are not doing any such thing and then you go on to make up some excuse as to why you just so happen to be posting.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:42pm.

Gretchen - I read your posts in this thread.

You must be taking your meds. Good girl.

And honey, I didn't even have to sleep with him, he was just paying me for not being an ugly fat whore hanging around him and complaining all the time.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:42pm.

I think we can officially add "12 yo" to the "dish out but can`t take it" drinking game.....
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.

Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:39pm.

SugarfreeRedBull,

Is that the best you could do?

From boogers to dildos, to "I'm sleeping with your husband" jokes?

Come on Sugarfreeredbull, you can do better than that. Are you 12 yo?

I could have thought that you said that you don't read my posts. Yeah you did.

Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:38pm.

Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:41pm.
nightowl,

You always seem to have some excuse as to why you just so happen to be on these sites.

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My only excuse is that I love reading MK's posts (I get to work out my non-exixtent abs everytime I lmao, get a little info on the celeb world, learn new vocabulary, and read other ppls funny ass comments or insightful adviceabot pretty much any topic you can think of).

I didn't know that responding on old threads is wrong. I've never heard anything about it. This thread is on this page anyway.

Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:38pm.

Editing to put an old post on top = Fail

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:38pm.

EvilShoe, me too. Kevin's balls was classic! :)

*dishes it out, can't take it*

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:37pm.

"Pre-divorce ceremony."

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

*falls over laughing*

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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:35pm.

Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 7:03pm.
@hotmami

Thanks, and I'm guy, btw. I have this username because I worked at a short-lived fashion magazine in Korea named ritzyroxie. Kinda the worst name for that demographic, in retrospect.

I'm so sorry! *slaps self in forehead V-8 style*

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:34pm.

Gretchen - i had to fight my way out of your husband's loving embrace earlier so I could go to the ATM and withdraw your bingo money, whore.

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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:34pm.

Damn jadagirl that was some closeup shit! *sees spots and floaters*
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Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:33pm.

@hotmami

Thanks, and I'm guy, btw. I have this username because I worked at a short-lived fashion magazine in Korea named ritzyroxie. Kinda the worst name for that demographic, in retrospect.

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Submitted by ewe on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 5:33pm.

Ugh to these two.

More amusingly, my new drinking game is to take a shot every time I read "dish it out, but can't take it" in this here commentary. I hope my bottle of vodka and half a bottle of rum will be enough.

You dlisters are so much fun.