Eddie & LeAnn's Hour Of Nauseating Foolery Coming Soon
Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes aren't content with sharing every single butt nugget that falls out of their lives on Twitter. Their day-to-day lives just can't be explained in 140 characters or less. So the gold digging lothario of Burbank is going to mount the skeleton horse of Fantastica and ride, ride, ride across your television screen. At least that's what UsWeekly is hearing anyway. They say that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have just signed a deal for a Newlyweds-type reality show that will follow them as they prepare for their pre-divorce ceremony (aka wedding).
LeAnn has already taken the rumor, grounded it up into dozens of pieces, thrown it in her feed bag and nibbled it up. But UsWeekly's source swears that the deal is already done.
Eddie's ex-wife Brandi put on her smart ass hat before saying that the reality show isn't a bad idea, because he really needs a job.
I'm with Brandi. These two definitely need a platform for their ridiculousness, but I don't think it should be a Newlyweds type show. If I wanted to watch a dog lick on a bone for an hour, I'd just watch the web cam at my dog's boarding place. No, LeAnn and Eddie need something that will show off their talents. I'm thinking: HOMEWRECKING with Eddie & LeAnn, coming soon to the DIY Network!


<"Eddie's ex-wife Brandi put on her smart ass hat before saying that the reality show isn't a bad idea, because he really needs a job.">
Ahaha. I like her. She had him when he was hot. He looks nothing like his Google images. Like Rob Lowe and George Clooney, he just looks like an alky now. The iron is cold and outside of Halmark and Lifetime movies I can't think of a thing - and Halmark don't play adultery and husband stealing. They even censor The Golden Girls when Blanche says "Day-yuhm!"
Sugarfreeredbull,
I figured that you were BPD.
So now you are mad because someone dare question why you and those same posters who always show up to argue are always at the center of every fight that occurs on this site.
I was being nice the last time I let it go when you and your buddies started this mess. But you can't keep starting trouble and then getting mad because you can't take what you dish out.
Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:36pm.
I'm giving up fries! I didn't go to church today (I never go actually) but I always give something up.
Are you giving up anything for lent?
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Nightowl - I gave this long and thoughtful consideration (I'm serious, I really did) and after rejecting giving up dlisted and the sweet nectar (because those are my two home-remedies for sanity in an insane world), I decided to give up .....peanut butter. OK, SHUT UP, I know it sounds stupid but I've become seriously addicted to peanut butter over the course of the past year. I didn't even notice it until a couple of weeks ago. I realized the first thing I went for in the morning was peanut butter toast. Then I saw how I was was ladeling it on bread and crackers for a snack, and (I can't believe I'm admitting this "in public" - thank God it's anonymous) - I actually scooped it onto a spoon, poured chocolate syrup on it and ate it. That was kind of my "Get your shit together" moment. So, as of today, no peanut butter for the next 40 days and nights.
I really need to get a life.
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Nothing is more incomprehensible than wasting valuable time. Waiting for someone who will crawl into your hospital bed with you at 94 years old is WORTH THE WHOLE FUCKING MILKY WAY GALAXY and then some. - Caprica Six 3/2/11
Gretchen, do us all a favor and go back to college/get your GED, so that you might contribute something useful to the thread, mmm k?
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:53pm.
CSG, just ♥♥♥♥
Sandy, your avie!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!
OT zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
I believe it's the little cunts birthday.
Off topic, it sucks getting arrested in own home. Don't dare EVER ring 911 and fall asleep waiting, just saying. You might not wake up FOR DAYS.
Cops are scared shitless of a sleeping person y'all. Charlie, can you hear me....#WINNING?
Submitted by lastdiva on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:37pm.
Is it my imagination or does she have 3 o'clock shadow in the mustache region?
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LOL I saw that too. Bitch needs some SurgiCream STAT!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Sorry if everyone's all huggy wuggy now, but I'm really stoned, carefully typing here, and am only on page 2. I just read CSG's response to Gretchen. Eloquent bitch slap, CSG. Well played.
caprica six,
Rational posters? You consider name calling and posts about farts, dildos, and boogers rational?
So you are only sticking together not because you think that your buddies are right, but because you are being loyal to your friends?
Of course you can "rationally" confide in one another because you all have the same mentality. So don't get mad at me because I don't share in the same delusions of you and your buddies who have been posting for a very long here.
Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:46pm.
If Eddie and Leann are not in the talks for a reality tv show, then I wouldn't be shocked if they are probably in talks for a wedding special.
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I don't think that would ever get picked up. Maybe by VH1 or a network that has a lot of trashy reality tv, but who it seems that even people in the industry don't like them.
I hate LeAnn's crayon/magic marker drawn on eyebrows.
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"I think that many of you are already on OCD meds because what else would explain the "I can dish it out, but can't take it" attitude many of you seem to carry around on your shoulders".
Submitted by gretchen
CSG, just ♥♥♥♥
Sandy, your avie!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!
OT zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl
holy fuck I need to do some scrolling BACK!
Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 8:50pm.
Hey, CSG, Cappy, that's so heartbreaking. My cousin's husband passed away last year after going into a coma because the drugs he was on gave him a heart attack when the cops arrested him at his home. For years he would show up at family parties and there would always be something that would go on because he'd get drunk or was high and he'd get out f control.
I don't think his condition can compare to what you have seen (he had a job that paid well and his co-workers were unaware of anything, I didn't know he was an addict) it was heart breaking to see how devastated his family was.
I hope everything turns out ok for your friend and brother.
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Nightowl - I'm so sorry to hear about your cousin's husband, what a shame. I know exactly what you mean about something going on at a family party because he would show up drunk or high. Those types of outrageous behaviors are what make me think there has to be some kind of genetic (mental illness?) component to addiction. I mean, think about it, who would willingly act like that? I think what they have to control is NOT taking the first drink, hit etc. Because once it starts, for whatever reason, it can't stop.
I was going to apologize to everyone and say that I didn't mean to hijack the thread, but WTH this thread ran off the rails about 4 pages ago. But my apologies anyway to anyone who gives a shit about these whores and wants to follow posts about them.
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Nothing is more incomprehensible than wasting valuable time. Waiting for someone who will crawl into your hospital bed with you at 94 years old is WORTH THE WHOLE FUCKING MILKY WAY GALAXY and then some. - Caprica Six 3/2/11
who are these turds?
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:36pm.
I'm giving up fries! I didn't go to church today (I never go actually) but I always give something up.
Are you giving up anything for lent?
Lmao TRM!! While I love the hits for MK (300 on a Leann Rhimes or however the fuck you spell it thread??) please, by all means make them entertaining.
OT *yawn, stretch, go to sleezzzzzzzz*
If Eddie and Leann are not in the talks for a reality tv show, then I wouldn't be shocked if they are probably in talks for a wedding special like they did for LaLa Vasquez.
@SugarFreeRedBull - LMAO @ "Whoville Lip"
Is Eddie high or are they starting to resemble one another? >|<
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"don't even try shitting on my rainbow!!" ~ Fucking_Classy
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:40pm.
OT WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LEANN FUCKING RIMES??? REALLY???? *flail* Seriously, FUCK.
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I agree, but Gretchen does! Poor Gretchen, at least Leann is still relatively famous, and has money and a man, boo hoo :*(
*takes a hit off apple bong and passes it to Bjork You* *blows smoke over thread*
Last Diva - I think it's just the elongated Whoville lip.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
cappy and csg ♥♥♥ You are not fighting a solo fight, believe that. Most of us at least know someone, and some of us have close family members *wink* going through the same thing. ((hugs)) Be strong, and realize that they are the ones that have to open their own eyes. You can help a little by being strong and a good example, but really in the end it is ALL up to them. Bless you for caring, and for trying.
OT WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LEANN FUCKING RIMES??? REALLY???? *flail* Seriously, FUCK.
CSG - are you talking about me?
I'm sure you are. You say you are too lazy to go find an OP but you are not too lazy to reread the thread and know that bjork you likes marijuana.
You're a hypocrite and can't take what you dish out
*muah*
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Is it my imagination or does she have 3 o'clock shadow in the mustache region?
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"She looka lika man!"
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:17pm.
Ooh, are you all still fighting?
I went out and got some weed for this and am going to smoke it now.
Act IV...
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Bjorkie, you wire hangar wielding harridan - how are you this fine Ash Wednesday? (LOL, love your avie). I've had a couple of Chardy's (dealing with a rough week) and am officially treating this like Open Post because I'm too lazy and comfortable in this crazy thread to move my fat ass over to OP. So what are you giving up for Lent? Weed? Hee, hee...just being a smart ass because I know you can take it (unlike others who will remain nameless).
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Nothing is more incomprehensible than wasting valuable time. Waiting for someone who will crawl into your hospital bed with you at 94 years old is WORTH THE WHOLE FUCKING MILKY WAY GALAXY and then some. - Caprica Six 3/2/11
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 8:50pm.
Hey, CSG, Cappy, that's so heartbreaking. My cousin's husband passed away last year after going into a coma because the drugs he was on gave him a heart attack when the cops arrested him at his home. For years he would show up at family parties and there would always be something that would go on because he'd get drunk or was high and he'd get out f control.
I don't think his condition can compare to what you have seen (he had a job that paid well and his co-workers were unaware of anything, I didn't know he was an addict) it was heart breaking to see how devastated his family was.
I hope everything turns out ok for your friend and brother.
Borderline personality disorder is a condition in which people have long-term patterns of unstable or turbulent emotions, such as feelings about themselves and others. These inner experiences often cause them to take impulsive actions and have chaotic relationships.
Risk factors for BPD include:
Abandonment in childhood or adolescence
Disrupted family life
A divorce in which documents revealed a stretched-out vagina as the cause for the dissolution.
People with BPD also tend to see things in terms of extremes, such as either all good or all bad. Their views of other people may change quickly. These suddenly shifting feelings often lead to intense and unstable relationships.
Other symptoms of BPD include:
Frequent displays of inappropriate anger
Posting an individual response to anyone who is obviously taking advantage of your crazy and laughing at your efforts.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Gretchen why are you baiting?
You're up against rational posters with longevity here. Why is this important? 1) There will be BACKING as many of us can confide RATIONALLY to one another, and, 2) Over the course of TIME a general and comfortable sense of reasonable responses will present from said RATIONAL posters.
So, again, why are you baiting the lost baiting-cause?
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:11pm.
CSG,
It is so hard. I've given money, time, energy, love, an ear, tough love, back-turning, the phone call at the criminal detox institution, everything. I still have the name of the guy who was my older bro's criminal case manager in the NY facility on my phone. Can't bring myself to delete it after 4 years.
You got someone, in all fucking honesty, that is 'with' you in this sitch. I may not 'know' you personally IRL. Don't give a fuck at all. I understand. Period.
One thing, though, is that they won't change unless they love themselves. It comes down to value and love of oneself. Most all things do.
xo
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Cappy - you'e bringing tears to my eyes - it helps to know someone else knows how much this hurts and how helpless it feels. You're also exactly right regarding them not loving themselves. The one thing I've noticed with the people I've known with substance problems is that they don't think that they deserve a better life. And what really sucks is that they're great people who do deserve to have a great life, but somehow they got it into their head that they're not good enough. While I don't agree with Martin Sheen that it's on par with cancer, the devastation that's caused by this disease is comparable. And I believe it's a disease because no one would willingly or voluntarily enslave themself to it. There has to be a genetic component.
(((HUGS TO YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS)))
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Nothing is more incomprehensible than wasting valuable time. Waiting for someone who will crawl into your hospital bed with you at 94 years old is WORTH THE WHOLE FUCKING MILKY WAY GALAXY and then some. - Caprica Six 3/2/11
Insane
Evil cupcake
Of course you weren't speaking about all those other posters, but you might as well because everything that you posted can be applied to them.
I can see that many of you are really ill, or perhaps you are in some deep form of denial.
If you can't stand the thread being derailed, then perhaps you should talk to your buddies.
Obviously they are the attention starved trolls.
Pathetic? Isn't that nice when you can't come up with something valid to say, you start the name calling.
GOOD FUCKING NIGHT LUNATIC. Boo hoo, more name calling? You can do better than that.
"you cant take what you dish out" is becoming the new "winning"
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:17pm.
Ooh, are you all still fighting?
I went out and got some weed for this and am going to smoke it now.
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ROTFL We wish! ugh
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:11pm.
CSG,
It is so hard. I've given money, time, energy, love, an ear, tough love, back-turning, the phone call at the criminal detox institution, everything. I still have the name of the guy who was my older bro's criminal case manager in the NY facility on my phone. Can't bring myself to delete it after 4 years.
You got someone, in all fucking honesty, that is 'with' you in this sitch. I may not 'know' you personally IRL. Don't give a fuck at all. I understand. Period.
One thing, though, is that they won't change unless they love themselves. It comes down to value and love of oneself. Most all things do.
xo
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Ooh, are you all still fighting?
I went out and got some weed for this and am going to smoke it now.
Act IV...
sugarfreeredbull,
You are labeled as troublemakers because you are troublemakers. Does that offend you that someone would dare tell you the truth about your posts?
Is that the problem, your husband ran off with someone else and your kids are calling someone else mommy?
Did you say that you are a Leann fan? Well that explains it all.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 8:50pm.
Oh shut up, shut up, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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LOLZ - I wish I had a dime for every time I screamed that in my head at work. I'd be rich as Charlie Sheen (well, at least for the moment).
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Nothing is more incomprehensible than wasting valuable time. Waiting for someone who will crawl into your hospital bed with you at 94 years old is WORTH THE WHOLE FUCKING MILKY WAY GALAXY and then some. - Caprica Six 3/2/11
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 8:39pm.
a dear, close male friend who I love more then my own brother (who's kind of a cold fish, to be honest) going through a similar experience,
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Seriously, I hear you. {hugs}. You know I got a genius older brother like that (drugs for 20 years), and a younger bro like that w/ major, all bodily functions failing, alch probs. I fucking feel ya on that. No joke. Major sads all around. Shit causes momentary depression in me, and, after living this shit, I empathize completely. All jokes stop when someone tells me that shit is going on in their life. {{srs hugs}} Hang in there, CSG. I'll fight with ya. ♥
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Thanks so much Cappy, that means a lot to me. I just want to hug him, then lock him up til he detoxes. Unfortunately, after that he'd probably just go right back to "the shit" (as we call it). I just bought a book titled "If You Loved Me, You'd Stop" because I'm trying to understand this insidious disease. It's so hard because there's so much moral judgment wrapped up in it. I'm trying to understand more, but it's not easy. Damn.
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Nothing is more incomprehensible than wasting valuable time. Waiting for someone who will crawl into your hospital bed with you at 94 years old is WORTH THE WHOLE FUCKING MILKY WAY GALAXY and then some. - Caprica Six 3/2/11
{{hugs Evil Cuppy; much love}} G'nite; i'm out too.
As if real life wasn't fk'd enough trying to do our part in society someone here must add their negativity. Of course. lol.
Good fking times, I guess. 'nite! =P
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 9:04pm.
Sugarfreeredbull,
You never were in another fight on this site ever?
So why then did I click on a thread and see you engaging in a fight with another poster?
Wow, that is pretty mature isn't it,
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Gretchen, you're welcome. Always happy to expand one's vocabulary with my user name!
nightowl,
Are you in serious denial or do you just not understand how your posts are coming off?
Your SECOND post was about me, you did this knowing full well that it was going to lead to this. So if you are not a trouble maker, then why would you even start the "gretchen" posts?
Once again I know about your fights because you and your buddies told me about them and of course one can see what goes on in these threads by clicking on the comment sections.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 8:59pm.
This is a picture my neice took with LeAnn at Universal Studios this winter.
I have to say she really looks great here.
http://novelasymas.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/granchmas-universal-st...
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She looks radiant! People magazine's Most Beautiful People cover would've be her's. :(
nightowl - if she didn't group us together as troublemakers, then she'd have to contend with the truth that every individual person with a crazy filter who has anything to do with Wretched hates her for his/her own INDIVIDUAL reasons.
She should really trade her crazy meds in for a higher dose. It will help.
Like Wretched's husband traded Wretched's huge gash for a younger tighter one. Now her kids call someone else, "Mommy," and she can't take it.
Just like we can't take what we dish out. LOL!
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Sugarfreeredbull,
You never were in another fight on this site ever?
So why then did I click on a thread and see you engaging in a fight with another poster?
Wow, that is pretty mature isn't it, calling me names because you can't take what you dish out.
Seriously, can you make ONE statement that doesn't sound like a 12 yo tantrum? Seriously a monkey? That is one step up from a fart.:)
What is annoying is the fact that many of you can't focus on the article. Hey I took the high road the last time you all started this mess, thinking that perhaps you all would have matured some. But I as wrong. All you had to do was talk about the article, but you are not interested in the article seeing as how you showed up doing the very same thing that happened in the last threads.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 8:50pm.
Wretched - I've NEVER EVER been in another fight on this site. EVER
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Tis is what I find craziest about Gretchen is that she thinks we are part of a group of posters who do nothing but start fights. I've seen lots of fights,but nothing like this. And I don't know about you, but I couldn't really pinpoint people who always are around to start fights because if they do they get banned.
Remember kids, there are no winners in internet fights. Don't make me trot out the old "Special Olympics" analogy.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
This is a picture my neice took with LeAnn at Universal Studios this winter.
I have to say she really looks great here.
http://novelasymas.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/granchmas-universal-st...
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Submitted by gretchen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 8:54pm.
Honey, you are one creepy, delusional piece of work if for one minute you seriously thought that I was speaking in reference to any of those posters.
You really are ill, and like the last time you went psycho, I am fucking leaving because I cannot stand to see a thread get derailed by some insane, attention starved troll. You and Ziggy Stardust should hang out, as the both of you are just absolutely too pathetic to even deal with.
GOOD FUCKING NIGHT LUNATIC!
nightowl.
Well I stand corrected.
Your FIRST post was about Leann.
And then your SECOND post was about me.
Which is still kinda bad because if you were interested in the article, you wouldn't have even bothered to make a post about me.
I'm out. Gretchen's one sick (eta: unoriginal, copy and paste) bitch. Night all!!