Eddie & LeAnn's Hour Of Nauseating Foolery Coming Soon
Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes aren't content with sharing every single butt nugget that falls out of their lives on Twitter. Their day-to-day lives just can't be explained in 140 characters or less. So the gold digging lothario of Burbank is going to mount the skeleton horse of Fantastica and ride, ride, ride across your television screen. At least that's what UsWeekly is hearing anyway. They say that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have just signed a deal for a Newlyweds-type reality show that will follow them as they prepare for their pre-divorce ceremony (aka wedding).
LeAnn has already taken the rumor, grounded it up into dozens of pieces, thrown it in her feed bag and nibbled it up. But UsWeekly's source swears that the deal is already done.
Eddie's ex-wife Brandi put on her smart ass hat before saying that the reality show isn't a bad idea, because he really needs a job.
I'm with Brandi. These two definitely need a platform for their ridiculousness, but I don't think it should be a Newlyweds type show. If I wanted to watch a dog lick on a bone for an hour, I'd just watch the web cam at my dog's boarding place. No, LeAnn and Eddie need something that will show off their talents. I'm thinking: HOMEWRECKING with Eddie & LeAnn, coming soon to the DIY Network!
• 
Submitted by pollyhatesthekettle on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:05pm.
What the fuck has she done to her face?
***********************************************
She took the bag off of it.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Holy Chit. Screw LeAnn and Eddie! Team Schlong! (swoons and faints)
Schlong rules. :D
i will say it again, this gretchen is all over blogs. her previous project was sienna miller. she was known as robyn on popsugar. she actually may be ill, ala sheen- WINNING!!!the long essays and words in capital letters. you end-up liking the adulterous tramps more, oh and she never berates the man. schlong handled her better than anyone i ever saw lol
Maybe if he ages very badly they will look good together. He is too good looking.
There. That oughta do it. :)
LeAnn Rimes is a wonderful woman. Not only has she single-handedly cured the common cold, she has also saved the rain forests. I know deep in my heart that she will make an AMAZING step-mother!
LMAO at these fucking comments!!
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Rick rolling is no longer cool. *sigh*
__________________________________________________
Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Dear god what an ugly woman.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
on topic: Falcor should join the cast of Desperate Housewives because although she's not that old, she sure as hell looks it.
in fact, McDimples can join too as her poolboy. lots of makeup to make him look young though...it's a little pathetic to be a 40-year-old poolboy, no?
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 8:11am.
She only pops up in the LeAnn/Eddie/Brandi threads but doesn't discuss them. And then only posts about who starts fights. That is so odd. It's pathological but doesn't fit any troll pattern I've ever seen before. *scratches head*
*******************
What amuses me are the extremes, the alternating between posts like "You are so immaCHUR." and ones more like "LeAnn should choose an ivory peau de soie kitten heel slingback to go with her gown, with Eddie in a matching cummerbund."
And always with the first-name basis, like she has any inside connection to those two idiots. Unless…
_________________________
You think Honey Badger cares? Honey Badger don't give a shit.
Yay, almost to 400. Go Eddie and LeAnn
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
391 comments my God...I don't think there were this many comments when Michael Jackson died. Gonna take me all day to read through this...I'm exhausted already. :P
One can only hope they meet the same demise as Jessica and Nick.
www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
So I see that gretchen never answered my question: "Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 6:26pm.
I think I can settle this.
Hey, gretchen! Whose side are you on?
Do you hate LeAnn or Brandi?"
She only pops up in the LeAnn/Eddie/Brandi threads but doesn't discuss them. And then only posts about who starts fights. That is so odd. It's pathological but doesn't fit any troll pattern I've ever seen before. *scratches head*
The year is 2011. Please fucking stop trying to make the term "homewrecking" happen like we're stuck in 1950 where solely women themselves are to blame for adultery or rape, and men shall not be held responsible.
--
You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Eddie is HOT! Me want some. No wonder she is glued to him....I would do the same!
Eddie is a drop-dead-gorgeous rumpranging FOD!
Is that a small rug in the front?
What's up with this?
†
"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by Schlong on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 1:07am.
I want to line all of you hotties up on tanning chairs and suck your clits one by one. My ultimate fantasy would be for all of you to lie naked on your chaise lounges and I eat all of you out one by one until all of you have orgasmed.
**********************************
ahahahahahahhahahahaa
ok,ok, now you became a star tonight, but don't get ahead of yourself
Submitted by Schlong on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 1:07am.
Wow, you sound like the gift that keeps on giving. Could it be that you have two sites running simultaniously and this comment was actually meant for the lonely hearts on your other site?
------------------------------------------------------------
Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 1:08am.
Well, all I can say is that if I were getting laid regularly I would rarely be on Dlisted.
So I think we all know what that means...:)
Good night and go Micropeen!
--
Please tell me you're kidding, hot woman.
Well, all I can say is that if I were getting laid regularly I would rarely be on Dlisted.
So I think we all know what that means...:)
Good night and go Micropeen!
_________________________________
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
I want to line all of you hotties up on tanning chairs and suck your clits one by one. My ultimate fantasy would be for all of you to lie naked on your chaise lounges and I eat all of you out one by one until all of you have orgasmed.
@Spicedong, speaking of avies, I'm still trying to figure out if I should feel scared or happy for the little guy in yours.
OnT: I wonder if LeAnn has ever seen Eddie's?
**********************************
You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi." - Michael K, 3/3/11
Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:59am.
kokoskitten, you don't mean Garret Dillahunt , do you?
_____________________________
I just googled him...did you or someone else mention that earlier ? At this point in this thread I feel like I (we) have run some sort of marathon and are at the hullicinating point right before the finish line where we either pass or drop dead from cardiac arrest.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:59am.
What can I say? I'm always horny and it's a primitive primeval thing I can't fight. I want to bed all of you fine women. lol
@Mickey - Aww I don't think I'd want my little one to see micropeen, even with Thom Yorke's face.
You're right.
__________________________________________________
Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
kokoskitten, you don't mean Garret Dillahunt , do you?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3361642240/nm0226813
(too tipsy to try to fix the href thingy)
Whoa, I'm not reading all eight pages. I just scrolled down a 1/3 of the way skimming and alls I have to say is......Welll, helloooooo, Schlong. Gotdang.
WTF
almost 400 comments on a post about Falcor and her beady-eyed gigolo?!
This shit started when I left work...can't believe is still going strong. I am not even going to read all these comments, but I see that the best thing to come out of this thread is that MicroPeen is BACK! YAY!
-------------------------------------------------
"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
·...¸><((((º>·´¯`·. ¸.><((((º> .·´¯`·..·><((((º>
Whoa, am I on Dlisted or have I wandered onto the Penthouse Forum?
__________________________________
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
God this thread is turning into such a beautiful thing.
Like an unwanted pregnancy births an innocent, adorable, welfare check.
Thanks, Wretched. I'm glad you spooged on the board.
__________________________________________________
Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:34am.
How dare you! :)
@SugarFreeRedBull
Not to brag or anything, but the Dutch more or less invented non-functional nudity. Even so, your avi still makes me wanna scroll up or down a little faster, because my 8-year old has a habit of surprise kissing me when I'm behind my computer. I know D-listed is sometimes NSFW, but MK always gives us a warning beforehand. Just saying.
------------------------------------------------------------
Who are you calling silly cow?
Eddie kind of reminds me of Ben Affleck's anorexic half brother with a bad facelift.
Men who have "issues" are the ones who are afraid of women's clits because they have no fucking clue and therefore treat women as 'sexless' or worse' 'sex toys with a pulse' rather than sentient, human, mammal fucking beings. I'm a master of the clit and the bustin' a nut spot deep inside a woman's vagina which makes her not only lubricate but come all over my cock like a gusher.
I love to shimmy my tongue on a woman's clit and I've been told by many women that I have a "bionic tongue".
Men who don't properly bed a woman are missing out on the succulent honey that cums from a woman's contracting orgasms as she melts in your mouth.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:41am.
Centaurous: Well - it's my fault. I was being a stupid fishie and taking Wretched's troll bait, and I reposted the Micropeen (after admin deleted the pic) with "Gretchen's nose" photoshopped onto it.
_______________________________
Lol...okay, got it....I would have to say that if we are referencing Gretchen's "nose," it's probably far from micro and has alot more wood! :)
_________________________________
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
@Centaurious: I read all of the comments in this thread over the course of a few hours, interrupted by real life stuff, but I have no idea how micropeen became a part of it. All I know is that I've been laughing like a hyena through most of it.
OnT: LeAnn's arms are scarier than AJ's.
**********************************
You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi." - Michael K, 3/3/11
Centaurous: Well - it's my fault. I was being a stupid fishie and taking Wretched's troll bait, and I reposted the Micropeen (after admin deleted the pic) with "Gretchen's nose" photoshopped onto it.
__________________________________________________
Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
If they were ducks it would be ok for him to be the better looking half. Now it's upsetting the universe. Mother Nature's rules never fail.
------------------------------------------------------------
Who are you calling silly cow?
Eddie doesn't seem like any great catch. Aside from the fact that it appears it's necessary he live in a house of mirrors, he's unemployed, has two kids, and a bitch of an ex-wife.
Leann, you are going to get what you deserve!
OT Why is everyone talking about micropeen?
_________________________________
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:34am.
I know I wasn't asked, but I think the obvious answers are:
As to whether to fuck micropeen: sure, why not. Might as well spread my legs and let him do whatever damage he can do.
------------------------------------
lmao!
-----------------------------------------------
"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:29am.
-----------------------------------------------
I'm gonna have to say no on this one. Back to the micropeen. Or Schlong...*goes to change undercrackers.*
-----------------------------------------------
"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
I know I wasn't asked, but I think the obvious answers are:
As to whether to fuck micropeen: sure, why not. Might as well spread my legs and let him do whatever damage he can do.
As to hung-dumb-comic-boy who smells like deep fryer: sure, why not. I have corn starch and chicken broth to make gravy for the leftover fries he damn sure better have brought home from work.
**********************************
You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi." - Michael K, 3/3/11
Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:21am.
Superhero comic books and he's too dumb to operate the fryer.
I love that 90% of the comments in here have nothing to do with Leanne and Eddie !!
OMG GOBBLER!!! that comment deserves a trophy!
Schlong... Noir got me started, but I just lady-busted reading your post.
__________________________________________________
Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Submitted by PhlegmWad on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:20am.
Schlong
Uhm.
I won't even need lube.
swoons
-
Really? I never ram my rod into a woman without lube from my mouth all up in her first? What woman accepts sex without oral? Shit. Do I have to be apologetic that I love to give oral to women? I fucking LOVE giving oral to women. I give as much as I get. Men that just pump it and turn over are lamers. I didn't build my body up to make lousy sex, I want to sex up a woman the best I can. Men that just do it to 'do it' without any regards to their lady's bodies are complete assholes.