It Was Just A Mishap
A mishap is when you accidentally send your Churro peen pictures to World Star Hip Hop or the stylist chosen for your photo shoot has a strange fetish for all things Family Matters related. Those are mishaps. "Mishap" can not be used to describe the beating of Rihanna. But that's exactly the word Chris Brown used in his interview with Page Six Magazine. Chris made it sound like the whole thing is just one giant shrug to him. Casper should've put his hand over Chris Brown's mouth when he had the chance. Here's what Chris said:
“People are always gonna talk. But I’m in a positive place. I consider myself a grown-ass man. And at the end of the day, if I walk around apologizing to everybody, I’m gonna look like a damn fool.
A handful of people stuck by me. But when [most] people see certain things happen to somebody, they usually turn away. They don’t want to get involved with it because they don’t want their name attached to anything negative. Unknowingly, they kind of show their true colors when they do that. But you can’t blame people for how they want to be portrayed or if they don’t want to be associated with somebody who had a particular mishap.
People kind of get clouded, and then when they get up to the top, they kind of lose a bit of themselves and they’re not as humble. So knowing how it can be taken away and given back and taken away again, it kind of just taught me to be focused.”
Since this bitch looks like a third-rate Urkel impersonator, he should've stayed in character and simply said:
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What the fuck was all that about? He beat the woman, period. He should just keep his mouth closed. I don't care if he is in a positive place or not. By "grown ass" does he mean "grown"? I have news for him, "grown ass" does not mean "mature".
what a douche bag
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
The first paragraph quoted from the interview speaks volumes.
I'm no fan of Princess Rihaha, but way to make this about you.
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My name is synonymous with fear and terror
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Submitted by original putas on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 10:08pm.
Furthermore, if he were some white surfer dude, I'm sure you'd all be a lot more "understanding".
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When life gives you lemons...slice 'em up, eat 'em. - Aunt Barbara http://www.youtube.com/user/AuntBarbara
Get a life stat people. He's 21 years old, made a mistake and actually, none of us were there so we don't know the whole story.
A lot of you people really lead some dull uneventful lives with nothing much to upset you, going by how bent out of shape you are by this boy's mistake.
Furthermore, if he were some white surfer dude, I'm sure you'd all be a lot more "understanding".
Whatever. He's correct in his assessment, anybody bowing down and apologizing all day long is wasting their time.
Please get a life and get over this...its not that deep.
I love that he sees this as something that happened to HIM; like HE'S the victim in all this.
What a fucking douche.
Maybe people don't want to be associated with woman-beaters because it's WRONG and DISGUSTING and not just because of their image?
Stranger things have happened. >.>
Well he's definitely "showing HIS true colors" by trying to pass off beating up a woman as no big deal.
Perhaps someone should throw a severe beating in his direction while telling him it is just a "mishap".
BTW, Chris, a true "grown ass man" would apologize sincerely if he fucked up and not see it as a sign of weakness. Beating up a girlfriend is definitely a sign of weakness and insecurity, though. And standing by someone who is a violent fuckup such as yourself is not a sign of loyalty, it is a sign of ignorance and probably misogyny too.
Best ending to dlisted commentary EVER.
I've been avoiding this post for a while now - only because I haven't been able think up words that can fully describe how much I loathe this excuse for a human.
The act of beating a woman was utterly disgusting but his dismissal of that act as a mere 'mishap' is unforgivable. A 'mishap' - an trifling accident, a hiccup in his life that can be brushed away like a piece of lint on his favourite shiteous bowtie.
Sums up his attitude to women and his complete lack of any sense of responsibility for his actions.
Vermin.
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"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
This fool does not understand that he has done anything wrong in pummelling his girlfriend to a pulp.
The only thing he understands is that people are not buying his music, which means no more MONEY - which in turn means no more ugly jewellery, no more status and no more friends.
What he's looking for is a hand out to keep him relevant. And for what it's worth, I reckon the reason he keeps bringing up the RiRi story is because nobody gives a shite about anything else in his sad little life.
Churro peen ha, ha , ha! I just saw the pic of it and have to say that I don't think I could ever have sex with man who has a peen that long w/out an erection. From what I've seen a dick gets longer and thickens up (normally) That does not look appealing to me and it just makes me think that I'll end up with an injured vag!
*shrugs* who can blame him? after all, our envoy in afghanistan has reprioritized, putting any efforts made to secure -- or introduce -- women's rights there on the bottom of the pile because, he says, he doesn't have the time or resources to indulge someone's "pet projects" while other, more important issues are at hand. he called them "the pet rocks" that were weighing down his knapsack. if one ethnic group treated another the way men treat women in that country -- and almost everyone other country on the planet -- there'd be a huge global outcry. as it is, it's just bitches getting what they deserve, yo. so why point fingers at chris brown? he's exactly what we endorse on an international scale.
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but, then again, what do i know?
I can't believe Chris Brown still has fans, he is beyond disgusting.
Chris Brown is considered hip-hop? Is hip-hop now that bougie, or is this wishful thinking on his part?
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 3:16pm.
I'll say it again: I really dislike Rihanna. 'Love the Way You Lie' disturbed me to no end because it felt a lot like it was glorifying abusive relationships.
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you and me both and I thought her signing on to sing on it was a poor choice..just a fame whore to capitalize on what had happened. I would not have felt this way so much IF she would have used it a way to open dialogue about abuse..especially if she aimed it at her young teen fans who may be finding themselves in abusive relationships. But she didn't. She just as much told them "as long as you can make a buck its good."
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Agree and agree. That song is utterly tasteless, especially in light of what she went through. It sends a god-awful message to her audience... but maybe that's what she (and her label) wants. Sad.
Chris referring to himself as a "grown-ass" man in an attempt to gain credibility = equally sad.
It will be a joyous day when they BOTH go away.
And what's up with that creepy-ass mural in the background? Illuminati much?
Dear Repugnant Asshole:
Fuck off and die.
Love,
The Universe
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Hmmn. If you don't want people turning their backs on you then maybe you shouldn't beat up girls. Just saying. Another example of ghetto public relations.
Rihanna probably could have said something to raise awareness, but just because you go through a situation it doesn't mean have to be the spokesperson for it. And there was no way she could have promoted the album without speaking about the situation first.
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It's not that serious.
BOOO-HOO! Cry me a river..oh, wait, he already tried that at the BET Awards.
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@Lucifer_Sam - XACTLY !
I guess it was a mishap too to use this 6000 pixels image.
Why does anyone even care about these 2 fugly anal warts.
I guess I should start by saying there is no justification for what he did, and he is a scumbag piece of shit who should be kicked in the balls from now until Kingdom Come.
HOWEVER about a year after that shit happened I went from not giving a rat's ass about Rihanna to hating her completely. This was a good opportunity to really bring a serious issue to the table for discussion, and yet she kept her fat fucking mouth shut; until it was time to bring out an album and she remembered she was a victim of domestic abuse. After that bombed, again she shut up about it all until her NEXT album came out and suddenly she remembered she got beat up.
She must have a lot of fans who are going through that shit, who would (for some stupid reason) value her insight in the matter and she did fuck all for them. Basically she is just an ugly whore with nothing to contribute to this world besides her sluttiness and offensive display of sausage legs.
TL;DGAF.
I want to mishap my fist in his face...and mishap my stilleto in his lower groin area...what an asshole..he will still be beating on women, just paying them off to keep it quiet...his churro peen did nothing for me either...cause once a woman beating piece of shit...ALWAYS a woman beating piece of shit.
Don't say "grown-ass" Chris, if you want your point to carry any weight.
And the fact that you are still spewing all this "you're either with me or against me" bullshit just proves what a child you are. A responsible adult would understand that other adults have the right to form their own opinions about your character based on your actions and to act accordingly. No matter how many more pillows you add to your couch-cushion fort that says "no haterz alowd" no one is going to forget that you are a woman-beater and a douche.
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When life gives you lemons...slice 'em up, eat 'em. - Aunt Barbara http://www.youtube.com/user/AuntBarbara
Why is this cunt still breathing oxygen?
I'm sure that's a typo in the first sentence. What he really meant to say was "grown ass-man."
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Mishap? This sounds like someone who's sorry it fucked with his career, but not actually repentant. So he'll fuck up again, maybe go to jail where some real grown-ass prison man will mishap his fists upside CB's head.
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You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi." - Michael K, 3/3/11
Looking at this picture of Chris Brown, nothing would please me more than taking a baseball bat to his fugly mug.
It's usually the most immature fucking idiots who have to shout about how "grown" they are because they act worse than children.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 03/09/2011 -
'Love the Way You Lie' disturbed me to no end because it felt a lot like it was glorifying abusive relationships.
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AGREE. The video even more so than the song. Look! Sexy people hitting each other and throwing each other into walls and then making out in a fit of fiery passion!
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 3:16pm.
I'll say it again: I really dislike Rihanna. 'Love the Way You Lie' disturbed me to no end because it felt a lot like it was glorifying abusive relationships.
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you and me both and I thought her signing on to sing on it was a poor choice..just a fame whore to capitalize on what had happened. I would not have felt this way so much IF she would have used it a way to open dialogue about abuse..especially if she aimed it at her young teen fans who may be finding themselves in abusive relationships. But she didn't. She just as much told them "as long as you can make a buck its good."
Submitted by Morbidosity on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 3:09pm.
When even Megan Fox upstages you as a human being it's time to call it a day, lol.
I'll say it again: I really dislike Rihanna. 'Love the Way You Lie' disturbed me to no end because it felt a lot like it was glorifying abusive relationships. However, do I think she deserved what she had done unto her by this asshole Chris Brown? Never, no one does.
Why do people say they are a "grown ass" man or woman? It always gives me a horrible picture of a kid w/ a HUGE ASS.
Also, I get more of a fat Rog' from What's Happenin' feeling from this picture.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
"I consider myself a grown-ass man."
Inspiring words. This proves that he has transitioned into adulthood. Thanks, Chris, for shining your light for the rest of us to follow!
The more you talk about it, the more we're going to remember it and the more people are *still* going to hate you.
And the bit about your "friends abandoning you"? Yeah, they were probably pretty tired of your shit. Someone beats their partner and they're my friend? Oh we havin' a talk.
But then again, I don't hang out with assholes so I wouldn't know.
And put your dick away. I might want to sketch with it.
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Like a boss.
I remember the last days of that show when it was all Urkel all the time. And he was no longer a boy. He was no Bart Simpson who hasn't aged out of Springfield Elementary in over 20 years.
Perhaps it was a typo and he meant to say "Miss slap". Seriously, though, he needs to give those fake specs back to Raj from "What's Happening?" and STFU.
P.S. I am not even religious, but that graffiti mess with Jesus and Caspar is awful.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
STFU you nasty pig!
Submitted by Coyote025 on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 3:01pm.
Grown men don't call themselves "grown-ass men".
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LOL, some do. I've heard that a few times from guys when they're pissed off about something or the way somebody treated them. Usually, it's pretty humorous.
Hell, Cedric the Entertainer has a book entitled "Grown Ass Man".
*shrugs*
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
the more he keeps bringing this shit up in interviews the more he'll be known for that "mishap" alone.
Churro peen is very accurate indeed. All length and no girth...a woman fucking with him is better off fucking herself with a Swiffer handle...it's probably the same effect and at least the Swiffer won't beat her up.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 3:02pm.
Also, hoping that no people come in here saying that Rhianna is exploiting this for herself, etc.
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The only thing I will say to that is .. Megan Fox donated her entire paycheck for the Eminem/Rhianna video to a domestic abuse shelter. RiRi donated hers to Loreal for Raggedy Ann Red hair.
Edited to add - NOT condoning CB's shit AT ALL. EVER. Just thinking RiRi could have.. should have used her fame to help other abuse victims and bring light to this whole subject.
A mishap? Like he slipped on a banana peel? Stop Chris Brown just stop.
I can't fathom how anybody still defends this piece of shit. 'A mishap'? That's what you call beating your girlfriend until she's passed out and then running away?
I'm far from being a RiRi fan but she really should get a gag order to stop this asshole from drugding up this stuff to try and gain sympathy.
he's still a brat.
I'm not surprised he said that. He doesn't exactly strike me as the poster boy for Mensa.
If I spent any significant amount of time with Rihanna, I'm sure I'd beat her ass too. But I'm a chick so it's cool, right?
Rihanna is revolting so it's no surprise that her ex boo is too. Water seeks its own level.
He really needs to shut the hell up though. Just sing and dance and be pretty and be quiet because you're a shitty person.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
"I consider myself a grown-ass man."
Yeah, that sounds real grow-up. Like broadcasting a picture of your dick.
I think Chris Brown is a formidable asshole.
I love how he keeps digging himself in deeper and deeper. Also, hoping that no people come in here saying that Rhianna is exploiting this for herself, etc.
"I consider myself a grown-ass man. And at the end of the day, if I walk around apologizing to everybody, I’m gonna look like a damn fool."
Grown men don't call themselves "grown-ass men". And apologizing doesn't make you look like a fool. Making a video on your iphone dramatically showing off your needle dick makes you look like a fool. Beating your girlfriend's face into hamburger makes you a giant piece of shit.
fucking asshole. I'd have more respect for him if he owned up to his ''mishap'' instead of shrugging it off.
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