Miley Cyrus And Some Kings Of Leon Dude Are Text Dating

Wasn't this dude married or engaged to that cute JCrew model? How do you go from that to fat face Cyrus? And what kind of dude wastes his time playing games with a tween? Or whatever the fuck age she is.

I would fucking LOVE to be in on a 3-hour kissing sesh with Jared. It would be awesomely hot. Then I'd fuck him. He is just so fucking cute....

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

His chin looks like a nutsack.

I hate Kings of Leon. Hipster lite.

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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

his face is squished soo closely... or maybe he just has a fat face so everything looks very close together.
he looks like a donut.
as for miley, well bitch is fucking anything with a pulse.. LEAVE MILEY ALONE!
let a whore be a whore :P
its fun to watch.

anyway he seems to have a type.

cuz he was hitting on taylor swift and now miley.
i guess he will go to taylor momsen next or selena gomez or devi lavato.

it seems he likes barely legal girls, one of those types of guys who cant date women their age so they go for 17/18 yr old girls.

He looks lumpy. She looks like a Jersey Shore version of Hilary Clinton.

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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

OMG, I haven't thought of the emergency operator interruption in years!

My friends and I all did it to each other, and we would all use semi-porno names to have the operator say, and they always said them!

Haha...

Miley is not horrible looking, just ordinary cute, until she opens her mouth.

That Lindsay Lohan skit on SNL was pathetic, I mean, couldn't she have at least TRIED for Lindsay's voice, rather than just using her own Alvin and the Chipmunks voice?

Fail.

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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall

This man actually used to be attractive (the entire band is now fug). His face keeps getting more and more bloated and he's aging badly and getting fat, as an alcoholic will. Kings of Leon are already heading down the path to irrelevancy, much like Miley herself. It's a perfect match.

Can't stand this girl. Just can't. And she looks HORRIBLE with the 20 pounds of makeup on her face.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

This dude reminds me of the Brain from Animaniacs...I guess it's the big head and close-together features. He might be plotting to take over the world from his lab rat cage.

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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:52pm.
GAWD! I remember in HS talking on the phone with my boyfriend for HOURS, falling asleep on the phone because neither of us would hang up.

SO FUCKING LAME! Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
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My ex once told me a story how in high shcool she wanted to talk on the phone to a girl she met thru an AOL chatroom (another dinosaur). My ex didnt have anyway to call the girl so my ex's FATHER suggested have the girl call you collect. (My ex lived with her grandmother at the time) So tHe girl called her from California collect and they would be on the phone for hours and even fall asleep together on the phone and were able to say good morning to each other. Well when my ex's grandma got the phone bill, she went ballistic. The bill was over $5000 and my ex had to work that entire year to pay that bill off. When my ex complained to her dad about giving the suggestion, he replied that he didnt think they would be on the phone all nite long.

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Live like the bombshell I really am!!! (Amy Winehouse @ 17)

Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:48pm.
We would call the Wongs (Asian family in the hood) and with a crappy accent ask for the Wings. They would say " No you reached the Wongs." and then we would say "Solly, I winged the wong number!"
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OMG hysterical.

This is the best thread.
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Ahhhh, that reminds me of when I was back in junior high and my classmate randomly came upon some dude named "Fuk" in the phonebook. Everybody started calling poor Fuk just for the joy of saying "I want Fuk...I need Fuk...can you get me Fuk..."

Poor bastard had to change his number.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:49pm.
I STILL HAVE MY PAGER!I remember my mother wouldn't buy one for me because she said only drug dealers had pagers.
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You should've told her doctors hav them too :-)

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:59pm.
My pager was like, the smallest one they made, I thought I was the SHIT because everyone else had these bulky boxes on their belts and mine was tucked away in a pocked or my purse.

And I remember using numbers to create letters.

Can't remember now.
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The only one I remember was 07734. Thats spelt HELLO.

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Live like the bombshell I really am!!! (Amy Winehouse @ 17)

Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:33pm.

Some actually still have a faint whiff of Polo or Drakkar...
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Yes, most boys back then came in two scents: Drakkar or Polo. My brother used so much Drakkar that he gave himself an allergy.

Girls on the other hand smelled of either Opium or Anais Anais

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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11

"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap

Everytime I see her face, I picture her giving gang-blow jobs backstage or something., I bet she is a total slut and freaky and just acts nice girl in public.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity

Another thing I did with pagers was when my mom paged me was take the battery out and all the messages on my bootleg pager would erase. I hung out 2 more hours passed when my mom paged me and then feigned ignorance that I never got her page. Finally my mom got all of my circle of friends' pager numbers. When we all got paged in a succession, we automatically knew it was my mom looking for me.
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!! (Amy Winehouse @ 17)

Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:48pm.
We would call the Wongs (Asian family in the hood) and with a crappy accent ask for the Wings. They would say " No you reached the Wongs." and then we would say "Solly, I winged the wong number!"
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OMG hysterical.

This is the best thread.

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Live like the bombshell I really am!!! (Amy Winehouse @ 17)

I get the feeling that naked pics/sex tape ain't far away for this prostitot.

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

Not all kids are unschooled in the great art of making stupid phone calls these days. About six months ago I got a call from what sounded like a 12 or 13 year old boy. He said things like "Imma gonna put my giant weiner in your mouth you fucking asshole and then fuck your mom". This litany of hilarity went on for a minute or so, then he hung up. So, I just returned the call and got a very nice lady on the other end. Her son had a friend over who kept "disappearing" during commercials on TV. Seems he was making these calls from a guest room. This woman was furious and made him call me back and apologize, which was way funnier than his attempt at being dirty. I appreciated both calls very much.

"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"

Pfft. We had a party line when I was a kid in the early 70s. If you don't know what that is, it's when you have to share a phone line with a couple of other houses, because there's not enough lines run in the community. Imagine not just having to share a home phone with your gabby sisters, but some bitch who has to relate every plot nuance to every daytime soap to her friends. Basically, you never got the phone.

Miley Cyrus should really stop slathering her face with cowdung. It makes her look aged and spent.

Submitted by Bunnyman on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 1:35pm.
In college back in the early 70s (yeah, I know, shut up) my dormitory hired female students to work the switchboard. We'd call on one of the house phones and ask to speak to Mike Hunt. So the girl got on the building-wide intercom to announce, "Phone call for Mike Hunt! Phone call for My Cunt!"
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I used to know a guy in Oklahoma who's real name was Mike Hunt.
He called a local radio station to win tickets once and when the DJ made fun of his name on the air he sued and won some money off of them.
Poor dude was constantly getting made fun of for that name..

2 folks who FAIL at music wanting to get together....... seems about right.

Never before has the "Who Cares News" tag been more appropriate.

hahaha. When I was 12 my friends and I used to call the telephone personals. There was this test you had to pass to make sure you were old enough, we figured out that if you plug your nose while you talked then 70% of the time you were accepted. We used to talk to guys and then laugh at them when we hung up.

In college back in the early 70s (yeah, I know, shut up) my dormitory hired female students to work the switchboard. We'd call on one of the house phones and ask to speak to Mike Hunt. So the girl got on the building-wide intercom to announce, "Phone call for Mike Hunt! Phone call for My Cunt!"

Got a laugh every single stinkin' time. It was the 70s and it was really lame.

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"There is something the matter with you, Caprice...Something is the matter with YOUR VAGINA!"

Submitted by Morbidosity on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:55pm.
I'm alone in the office today and kicking ass...time to play for a bit!
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Get on that phone and make some pranks!! LOL LOL
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Hard to prank call when just about everyone has caller ID!

@ ME - "back when I was still doing shady winning shit". LMAO

We've all been there. I remember calling my two best friends on 3-way calling every Sun. night so we could watch Lois & Clark together. I also remember my parents buying me a cell phone ( giant clunky thing) for my birthday and telling me never to use it, unless it was an emergency, or they'd kill me. I never used it, bought myself a No-No-Nokia after high school.

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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:55pm.
I'm alone in the office today and kicking ass...time to play for a bit!
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Get on that phone and make some pranks!! LOL LOL

Then there was paging the new guy with the number to the fax machine! ************************************************************************************************ WINNING! http://media.ccomrcdn.com/media/station_content/11573/charlie_sheen_-_wi...

Back in early high school (freshman year maybe) before anyone had a car or driver license my friends and I would call houses on a Friday night and if a woman answered we would say "Mom...Mom I'm at so and so's house and everybody is drinking can you come pick me up" and then if they said "oh I think you have the wrong number" we would say "MOM this isn't funny I'm in a lot of trouble" etc etc. Needless to say it wasn't funny (kind of evil actually) and it only 'worked' once in awhile. Sometimes we were able to trick the 'dads' into getting the 'moms' on the phone but pretty lame all around. And I remember we ended up upsetting one woman pretty bad. NOT GOOD.

I'm holding the telephone industry responsible for today's kids not be creative. Case in point: this entire thread.

Submitted by Terri on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:48pm.
I had a friend who would make long distance phone calls to her boyfriend and 'charge' it to other people's phone numbers.

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LOL I used to do that all the time man I forgot about that! All you had to do was call the operator and ask her (it was ALWAYS a her back in the day) to put your long distance call through to whomever and then tell her to bill it to your "home" number which you just got randomly from the phone book. I think we use to do it from payphones though not our home phone. It was never a problem,times sure have changed!

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:58pm.

Seems recently Miley fell for her costar who went along for the movie opening then dumped her when it became embarrassing for him. These episodes can only end well for Miley.

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Right. I'm guessing she's gone on her last "text date" with him. This whole thing reminds me of when the dorky girl is screwing some guy on the football team, but he tells her, "We will be SECRET boyfriend and girlfriend."

Oh, and if they asked, I was supposed to put a "reorder" --which is that loud busy signal that lets people know their phone is off the hook. That button came in handy when I had assholes prank me. OOPS!

Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 1:00pm.
Then there was that cougar who was always paging Raul for booty calls,got so bad Raul's dick got hard everytime his pager went off!************************************************************************************************
Yeah, yeah. I bet it was you calling your pager repeatedly, you freak!

I was an O operator throughout the 90s. This was a time when everyone was using dial-up and had their new addictions so I'd always emergency break in to find that static shit. I was suppose to go back and only tell them I was "unable" to interrupt, but that just pissed people off ("WHY NOT!?") So I'd loudly/slowly say, "Excuse me, I have an emergency interrupt" until I heard the static stop then I'd go back over and tell them I cleared the line. Glad I never got caught by my bosses.

Then there was that cougar who was always paging Raul for booty calls,got so bad Raul's dick got hard everytime his pager went off!************************************************************************************************ WINNING! http://media.ccomrcdn.com/media/station_content/11573/charlie_sheen_-_wi...

I'd be scared to put a new battery in my old pager.

The last time I used that thing was when I was doing shady WINNING shit.

Will. Not. DO!

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:52pm.

GAWD! I remember in HS talking on the phone with my boyfriend for HOURS, falling asleep on the phone because neither of us would hang up.

SO FUCKING LAME! Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
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LOL...I totally did this too.

I had a clear yellow pager...which I too have stashed somewhere in a box of stuff. I only remember writing 55318008 on my pager .....which is BOOBLESS upside-down. Don't know why now...but we thought it was funny.

Then my parents forced a cell phone on me...I did NOT want one at all. So I threw it in my center console in my car and never used it. UNTIL my firebird broke down at night in the middle of nowhere. I had that cell phone handy...and ever since I am glad they made me get one.

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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

My pager was like, the smallest one they made, I thought I was the SHIT because everyone else had these bulky boxes on their belts and mine was tucked away in a pocked or my purse.

And I remember using numbers to create letters.

Can't remember now.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:33pm.

Some actually still have a faint whiff of Polo or Drakkar...
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Yes, most boys back then came in two scents: Drakkar or Polo. My brother used so much Drakkar that he gave himself an allergy.

Girls on the other hand smelled of either Opium or Anais Anais.

"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo

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Seems recently Miley fell for her costar who went along for the movie opening then dumped her when it became embarrassing for him. These episodes can only end well for Miley.

Sophia Petrillo answers phone on Mothers Day: "Hello Phil? The Queen's not here! She's gone shopping..........damn, the phone company seems to catch on sooner every year."

M.E
My mother kept my beeper from me for 15 years! She recently cleaned out my childhood home and handed it to me. I had totally forgotten about it but after a few minutes I remember accusing someone of stealing it a long time ago. For 15 years I assumed someone I knew stole it out of my old apartment! She knew this at the time and completely let them take the fall for it. According to her, when I was moving (some various time in the 90's) she found it and thought she was doing my future a favor by confiscating it. Her reasoning? "I thought you were a hooker or selling drugs!". Seriously. Now it's clipped to my nightstand. It's the pink see-thru type. I put a new battery in it but sadly none of the old messages were in there :(

Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:48pm.
We would call the Wongs (Asian family in the hood) and with a crappy accent ask for the Wings. They would say " No you reached the Wongs." and then we would say "Solly, I winged the wong number!"
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Hahahahahahaha! Nice!

See, I had a beeper... and we'd have to find ways to communicate only using numbers! (gasp!)

For example... once, while at Lalapalooza, I couldn't find my friend. So, I used a skanky pay phone to call her pager and leave "1067" so she knew to meet me at the Kroq tent. I thought I was brilliant.

You had to get clever... aka... "Mike Sears"...

What was that commercial?

"My name is Jim. Last name... we-had-a-baby-eetz-a-boi".

Emergency break-in... eek. The only time I encountered that was when I was talking dirty to my ex and his current piece broke thru. My ex said NO to the operator (!!) and the operator said... "sir, she's alone at a payphone and she's crying and freezing". Stupid Ma Bell.

He married her.

This is the best thread evah.

I'm alone in the office today and kicking ass...time to play for a bit!

Bag phones! LMAO!! When cell phones first got small, one of my friends parents made her start carrying around a cell phone. But it was the old big grey brick phone with the screw in antenna that looked like something Don Johnson would have used in Miami Vice. It literally took up her entire purse.

Wow, they just keep selling out don't they?
Next thing you know they will be doing a collaboration CD with Linkin Park featuring Nickleback.

Gross.

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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009

For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009