Kat Von D And Vanilla Gorilla's True Love Continues To Bloom
....as do the vomitous bubbles that form on your eyeballs when you see these two together. Kat Von D and Vanilla Gorilla celebrated her 29th birthday yesterday by partaking in a good old-fashioned photo-op on the roof of a parking garage in Santa Monica, CA. Kat told the paps that she wanted a picture to remember her special day. Kat, who wore Shaggy's favorite vacation outfit, also wanted to give the tabloids a precious cover picture to tear in two with Photoshop when Vanilla Gorilla's swastidick gets caught in another trick's poon. Kat is considerate like that.
And VG is always heiling Hitler with his entire body. Like he's as stiff as a rigamortized dick. I bet that VG killed the "stiff as a board" part during the "Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board" game.
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Ugh why is he wearing a UT hat? Austin don't want you.
Why's Kat always flaunting her paunch?
Every time I see a pic of them together I want to take a hot shower with scalding hot water and Clorox.
Am I alone here?
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Submitted by clarketron on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 11:29pm.
is he trying to send Sandy a message? He's wearing a Texas Longhorns hat. Texas Longhorns = Austin
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Cosign. Was just about to write the same thing.
I was about to write as if Sandy even cares, but she did marry this piece of shit, so who the hell knows.
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is he trying to send Sandy a message? He's wearing a Texas Longhorns hat. Texas Longhorns = Austin
God, they are both GROSS as hell. She does not look 29; more like 49 (on a bad day)...no offense to any 49-year old D-listers (myself included)....
This couple is vile. Where is a meteorite when you need one ?
@WhiskeyTango
On one of her shows (I've only seen a couple of episodes) she went on about how unmaternal she is and was considering having her tubes tied.
The good lord works in mysterious ways!
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:30pm.
VG keeps his baseball cap on in restaurants and eats by wielding his spoon as a shovel (even when eating spaghetti.)
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LMAO is this true?? Or did you just make a funny?? I can so picture it.
Kat has no ass at all in some of these pics. Odd for someone so young, there should at least be a little bump there or whatnot.
The wig is atrocious. How is he not embarassed??
eww Can't imagine the amount of livestock in that woman's hair. Nit farm.
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I can't stand these two. I liked Kat before she married a certified asshole. Now, I don't watch her show and I don't even buy her makeup on clearance (apparently no one does, because her shit has been on the sephora clearance page for ages).
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:26pm.
they are both so fucking disgusting..
I want the movie of JJ and Sandra Bullock to get out. I am tired of her getting out this so pristine, when she knew who that dude was when she married him. Sanrda is no angel either.
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ITA x a thousand. There's no way that anyone could be married to a racist, Nazi pig for 5 years and NOT know, no matter how often you were "away on location" making a movie. Anyone who takes pictures of themselves in Nazi gear with their fingers laying across their upper lip in a Hitler 'stache ain't going to be keeping his opinions on the downlow.
And I'd also like to add that I found Sandra's portrayal of that rich, uppity white bitch in "The Blind Side" obnoxious. HER HUSBAND'S MONEY allowed her to help out the kid in the movie. I can't remember what her boutique job was (some interior designer shit or something)? But if she was a single mom with that job, no way could she have lived the way she did. Don't get me wrong, I think it was great that she helped Michael out, but it's not like she did it on her own. I thought it was a travesty that her husband wasn't given the credit he was due - didn't he own like a 100 fast food franchises or something? Sorry I'm so sketchy on the details but I only watched the movie because my friends wanted to go, and I just have a real hard-on towards Sandy because I think she's full of shit.
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[Message In A Bottle: He looks embarrased and she comes off as a clingy, desperate ho that blows his phone up 25x a day. Karma is a bitch!]
You know what, I fully believe she would do such a thing. Any woman that 'in love. true, true love' would. She, sadly, is no exception. To be honest, he might even be secretly sick of her, but is playing along just to get sexi-teims until he finds another tattoo'ed side-plate. I actually fully like Kat so much, that I hope she dumps him for someone that doesn't give her the "ew face" when she shows affection. Then again, I can't judge someone I don't know. But eesh, he could at least hug her more or give her a cuddle or two on his own. Camera shy maybe?
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He looks embarrased and she comes off as a clingy, desperate ho that blows his phone up 25x a day. Karma is a bitch!
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I fully support the display of peen on this site. I was deeply saddened that yours got banned. Forever, I'm having to look at tits and ass, its time peen got proper representation.
Bring back micro peen!
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Why is he wearing a wedding ring? Did they marry?
His smile in thumbnail 2 is so fake. Kat is going to look really scary when she gets older and all that skin sags!
*SHUDDERS* eww I need a bath now!
ETA Why is her stomach sticking out like that in that one pic, its awful, then the next one her tummy looks sexy as fuck w/the Hollywood across it..and why does he have a wedding ring on and we cant see her left hand!
And I love that bag, love those leather bags with the uneveness but if that is a red foxtail, then she can suck on it and choke on the fur and hopefully die from a hairball.
Ughh, that bitch is still trying to work those tired ass black wigs. and VG...i have no words for you homegirl other then to suck a soft dick.
She looks as if she's more in love with him, than he is in her. I like Kat a lot. But I think being with Jessie was a fail move. It's going to be devastating for her if he calls it quits. While I seriously hope he's a 'changed man' (Lol. Right), I still doubt Kat will remain as happy as she is with him now in the long run. She's had so many relationships herself, and Jessie is no better. If she marries him, it'll be a big mistake. If he ever knocks her up, he's going to seek for the next best lay while she's in labor. I know it's a terrible thing to say, but he hasn't really come off as someone that sticks to one bed partner. I don't know any of them personally, but body language alone does make one wonder.
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Submitted by jennielynn73 on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 1:51pm.
That douchebag is still wearing his wedding ring. What the hell??? Schmuck.
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No, If I remember correctly Kat bought HIM an engagement ring.
Now, I may have imagined that, but I'm too lazy to google.
U bitches make me laugh. Xoxox
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
That douchebag is still wearing his wedding ring. What the hell??? Schmuck.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 11:58am.
HAHAHAHAHAHA @ Lorena Bobbitation!!!
*writes down for future use*
Fucker needs to take that Longhorn hat off, before I take off my earrings and slap it off his useless, Hitler-loving ass.
Ew. They're just nast.
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Re: Microween- No message. No Ban. No warning. Just an empty space above my comment where my fupa-peen used to reign. If I repost my peen, I MAY be banned. But that's only temp., right? And after a good IP cleansing... all should be okay w/a new username?
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they are both so odd looking....but they are both big time serial cheaters so this "endless love" bullshit is exactly that...just bullshit...she is an attention whore among other whorey traits ...and he is trying so desperately to appear normal and happy...MAJOR FAIL...and she has done WWAAYY too many facial procedures...and the tats..too much and too freaking fugly...yech!
These two will never get married. This ruse is so boring and I agree with everybody who says that Sandra is no angel.
As for the micro peen pic, I thought it was a lower lip the first few times I saw it.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 11:58am.
I believe that my funny lil micropeen got attention, and then was reported, which led to its Lorena Bobbitation.
Really??? That would be a first or at least extremely rare. I say re-post: it was classic.
Jesse James snags another bit of dumb snatch. Yep, can really tell he's got his shit back together. Can't expect JJ to pull his own dick more than 3 nights in a row...
So much for the baby he adopted, y'know the one that needed him the most and all that drivel.
and later:
Kat VD gets pregnant and warts.
Kat VD joins the queue for child support.
meh
Is her face perpetually growing or are her features peretually shrinking? I haven't seen facial features this disproportionate to head size since Rumor Willis.
I think her tattoos suck. Did she tat herself? I'm kind of over this manufactured retro pin-up routine.
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I always wondered what it would take to get censored on Dlisted, I mean we are all a bunch of nasty sluts so who fukkin' cares? That freakshow Boston doesn't get censored!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:15pm.
Spicey - it is somewhat troubling to know you have encountered so many hairy women... where ever you live, please keep them there LOL
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I am in the NorthEast...so lots of women with Mediterranean, MiddleEastern and Indian heritage around here that are hairy...if they skip a wax session they are in big trouble...some don't seem to give a fuck or can't afford it regularly I guess.
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VG keeps his baseball cap on in restaurants and eats by wielding his spoon as a shovel (even when eating spaghetti.)
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they are both so fucking disgusting..
I want the movie of JJ and Sandra Bullock to get out. I am tired of her getting out this so pristine, when she knew who that dude was when she married him. Sanrda is no angel either.
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@You_Complete_Me - Yes - I believe that my funny lil micropeen got attention, and then was reported, which led to its Lorena Bobbitation.
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You don't say...Did you get a warning or got banned? I thought it was hilarious.
could it be that it was reported because it was too small?...there's a LOT of size queens here...small ugly dicks aren't acceptable on DListed...lol
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Their love looks so contrived. Someone needs to pass her a copy of "He's Just Not That Into You".
I was about to skip this post altogether until I caught "her 29th birthday". 29?!?!? Damn. She looks older.
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How shittyshittysucksuck it must be to go from Sandra Bullock to Rumer's impoverished twin.
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lol@preciousmagpie!
I bet that fucker paid more than a hundred bucks for it.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Spicey - it is somewhat troubling to know you have encountered so many hairy women... where ever you live, please keep them there LOL
disgusting = women with hairy nipples. I just can't.
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El ropa de gángster makes him look fatter than he probably is. There is nothing as menacing as a middle aged wannabe cholo. Tráeme mi cerveza!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 12:04pm.
Kat looks like she would have an abnormally hairy ass crack.
no. bueno.
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that is the worse...when a woman bends over while wearing low rise jeans and then gives everyone at the market a view of her extremely hairy plumber crack and back trail that promises a hairy back too. EWWWW. Of course there's those girls who insist on wearing low cut blouses and cropped tops without waxing the front either and show off their treasure trails and/or fuzzy chests...Just last week I saw one just like that...and she also had the biggest/hairiest sideburns I have ever seen on any female or male EVER. Fur is only sexy on men.
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Does anybody know where he bought that fabulous t-shirt? I want one!!
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 11:58am.
"Yes - I believe that my funny lil micropeen got attention, and then was reported, which led to its Lorena Bobbitation."
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LOL! Shame. It made me chuckle. RIP, l'il stub...
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He always looks like he'd rather be getting a kiss from the prime minister of Israel then her.
Kat looks like she would have an abnormally hairy ass crack.
no. bueno.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH