The Original Fergie Is Sorry For Taking Money From A Pedophile
Just in case you're keeping track, the Original Fergie is still doing shit that makes the Queen want to slip off her sensible heel and smack the Duchess of Fuck Ups in the mouth with it. The Queen is saving the other shoe for Prince Andrew's mouth, because he's part of this latest mess too.
Fergie let out a giant public apology via The Daily Telegraph today for accepting $24,000 from convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein (The Frankenstein's creature with a polyester platinum wig on his head in the picture above. I won't believe that patch of silver came from the same field as Anderson Cooper's!). Epstein spent 13 months in the chokey for getting with an underage hooker.
Just like her dignity levels, Fergie's checking account is always empty so she used the money to pay off some debts. Even though the money smelled like old jizz and baby powder, Fergie still had no idea it came from Epstein. Fergie got the money from Prince Andrew who vacationed with Jeffrey Epstein. Prince Andrew has yet to say shit about this. But here's some of Fergie's apology:
"I personally, on behalf of myself, deeply regret that Jeffrey Epstein became involved in any way with me. I abhor paedophilia and any sexual abuse of children and know that this was a gigantic error of judgment on my behalf.I am just so contrite I cannot say. Whenever I can I will repay the money and will have nothing ever to do with Jeffrey Epstein ever again."
Fergie is officially THAT RELATIVE who borrows money from you and then uses the "I'll pay you back when I can" line even though everyone involved knows that's never going to happen. "When I can" = Never, bitch, so tell your checking account not to miss it.
That bitch will show up to your family reunion in a brand new jacket from Wilsons Leather and $500 rims on their busted ass Oldsmobile. When they feel your glare on their skin, they say some bullshit like, "Oh, it was a gift. Oh, I won it at the office party."
But Fergie shouldn't pay that money back. You know what Epstein's going to spend it on, so she should just wear her new Wilsons jacket around him like she just don't give a fuck.
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It is obvious and well known that Fergie is a greedy, money grubbing, fame-chasing whore. I really don't understand how she and her closeted ex hubby can live so lavishly and openly with private planes and trips when so Brits are struggling. At least the slime balls that do that over here are not living off the backs of taxpayers ... well, for the MOST part.
Also, despite the fact that I was interested in the royal weddings of Diana and Sarah ... DON'T JUDGE ME ... I really couldn't care less about Baldy and Boring. Though I do like that they didn't invite Fergs to the wedding. THAT was priceless!!
Portman could learn a thing or two from her.
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Oh, I remember wanting a fancy Wilson's Leather jacket SO BAD.
Andrew likes men, not girls. Just like his younger brother, Edward.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
what chippychazoo said.I also believe that there is some sort of elite pedophile organization because there are indications if not evidence, that this shit exists and we all know that there are plenty sick fucks out there.
The way the English news is covering this story is appalling. This guy
Epstien had numerous underage girls at his house that he groomed to
be his sex slaves and refered to as 'massuers'. 'prince' Andrew met some of them, guessed the age of one of them, when asked by epstein, sat two of them on his knee and got massages too.
Yet No one in the british media has the balls to question whether the prince
was aware of Epsteins peodophilia. Epstein apparently has naked photos
of his girls all round his house, so this turd had to know.
that is the story they should be covering, not Fergie. If you ever
want confirmation that the British royals are not just some outdated
powerless throwbacks, it's here. No one will question what the prince really
got up to and if he had sex with these girls too.
OMG, I thought that was Ted Danson.
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 2:14am.
Geez, she for sure isn't going to the wedding now.
Fergie has always been low rent and not even low rent chic...just damned low rent. If her daughters are invited (which I can't imagine why they wouldn't be) and Fergie is snubbed, well, it should be...erm...interesting how that plays out.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 2:01am.
Lol...I don't know too much about Barbie's....my mom took the NOW approach, and refused to buy me any, but I have since realized that she is not a feminist, she refused to buy them for me because we were broke!
I do believe there was a Midge doll...maybe Midge and Skipper are Fergie's daughters, who knows.
I played Barbie's at my friend's homes, but it was all so confusing...I would go home and just not get it.
Especially when I would go to a particular girl's house, look at her Dad's porn mags with her, and then put Barbie and Ken in "positions."
Imagine going home after that when you are 10.
Fergie's er I mean Barbie's (he-he) daughters:
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/fergie-daughters-500x700.jpg
I was addicted to my Barbies (and making Barbie and Ken hump in different positions is practically a rite of passage for Barbie aficionados it seems lmao). Yes, there was a Midge and a bunch of characters that came and went. My daughter got into collecting them and then burned out on the whole Barbie thing around the same age as I did (seventeen *shh*).
Glad to know I wasn't the only kid who snuck into the porn mags at a young age. I was always terrified of getting caught red-handed and being branded a pervert at age eight years old. Curiosity was always my nemesis growing up. I did so many stupid things because I couldn't resist a challenge, a dare or the danger. That I'm still here in one piece is a testament to stupid luck. :O
Geez, she for sure isn't going to the wedding now.
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Submitted by Fraggle on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 1:51am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 1:45am.
Pippi Longstocking and Ken Doll have not aged well.
Ha-ha! I don't even want to know how Skipper and baby Kelly turned out but I can only guess that one is morbidly obese and the other one is going to be on Celebrity rehab soon. ;(
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Lol...I don't know too much about Barbie's....my mom took the NOW approach, and refused to buy me any, but I have since realized that she is not a feminist, she refused to buy them for me because we were broke!
I do believe there was a Midge doll...maybe Midge and Skipper are Fergie's daughters, who knows.
I played Barbie's at my friend's homes, but it was all so confusing...I would go home and just not get it.
Especially when I would go to a particular girl's house, look at her Dad's porn mags with her, and then put Barbie and Ken in "positions."
Imagine going home after that when you are 10.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 1:45am.
Pippi Longstocking and Ken Doll have not aged well.
Ha-ha! I don't even want to know how Skipper and baby Kelly turned out but I can only guess that one is morbidly obese and the other one is going to be on Celebrity rehab soon. ;(
Pippi Longstocking and Ken Doll have not aged well.
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Her ex is is in even more trouble, because he actually spent time in this guy's house with a butler preparing him a massage table and all. And as we all know, Randy Andy does not have particularly good taste when it comes to picking his women.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
BTW-cant stand her or him-hey both need to get a freaking job....
The Queen has bailed her out before.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 10:49pm.
Prince William and Kate are flipping pancakes in Norhern Ireland.
Don't the North Irish hate the British?
Perhaps I am behind the times.
I know my grandfather was in the IRA, so I just don't know how much has changed.
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Eh-clearly grandpa didn't teach you anything...
The IRA ( catholic) wanted to unite the two Irelands and the protestants in the North want to remain British and so after many years of vast expense,complete lawlessness and the British army there to" protect" them, there was a ceasefire and the Good Friday agreement..
Northern Ireland has remained part of Britain-albiet with a separate governance and there are murderers and terrorists from both sides masquerading as legitimate politicians....
Probably when grandpa was in the IRA-it meant something- a united Ireland but but by the 70's it was just about murder and racketeering as it was with the protestant paramilitaries....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by coca on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 7:32pm.
This guy threw a party in NYC this past December and the partygoers included Prince Andrew, Katie Couric, George Stephanopoulos, Charlie Rose, Woody Allen and Chelsea Handler. He also vacationed with Bill Clinton.
So why should poor Fergie take all the heat?
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Submitted by clairey claire" ...All the royals are sick in the head. It's the years of inbreeding."
And loads of money and entitlement and ass kissing. It does wonders.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 10:46pm.
Fergie is the type of person who would overspend even if she earned $10M a year. Bitch has no impulse control whatsoever. Never has, never will.
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Astute observation - remember her Weight Watcher's days? If it's not eating, it's spending. Ho has prahlems.
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Prince William and Kate are flipping pancakes in Norhern Ireland.
Don't the North Irish hate the British?
Perhaps I am behind the times.
I know my grandfather was in the IRA, so I just don't know how much has changed.
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Fergie is the type of person who would overspend even if she earned $10M a year. Bitch has no impulse control whatsoever. Never has, never will.
That skank is only sorry she got caught, not that she took the filthy lucre. Bitch would suck a rotten egg dry if she could get some cash from it. She and her ex-husband are two cunts in a pea pod.
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All the coolest conspiracy sites have said for years that the world's elite are often pedophiles and pederasts. Well looky here at Exhibit A. I've read some of the girls were actually 13 and 14. The mainstream media won't touch that tidbit.
Just another reason why the Royals have gotta go!!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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MK, you being a guy and all, it's understandable....but shhhhh....Fergie hasn't gotten her period in YEARS.
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Maybe she should try and get a job for a change. L-O-S-E-R
Andy and the Bitch were cut from the same cloth....it's his fault he didn't leave her with enough money....Those beaver teeth kraut Windsor's are tight mother fuckers...
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
fergie can apologize and return money all she wants...she's still not getting an invite to the royal wedding...
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 7:52pm.
That family has some serious horsey genes. Even PHG is starting to fade in the looks department. Oh well, that's what you get for fucking your cousins for the past couple hundred of years or so.
What the hell does she spend her money on ?? Seriously. Its not an attractive haircut or wardrobe for sure.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 7:40pm
I think the only reason William is marrying Kate is because she is the only one who would say 'yes' to him. Now that the family male pattern baldness is setting in he isn't much of a catch. It's all shiny heads and hee haw laughs from here!
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Fergie is a fuckwit. She always does that breathless insincere, "I'm so deeply sorry shit" but she is only sorry she got caught.
What an embarrassment for her kids. And ya, Daddy Andrew isn't any better.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 7:11pm.
I have a soft spot for the Queen even though I believe she's a royal fucking cunt and her family is full of racists and criminals.
I also believe the only reason why William is marrying Kate is because she's the most suitable women he can find for the role of princess and queen. And I don't believe for a second that William loves her and that Kate just loves the thought of having titles. I can't wait for their divorce and the "Kan't Stand Kate" tees to start rolling out.
Trick please! Sorry she got caught!
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I talk to most guys, I can talk to most guys like crazy. To any whore I'll speak my mind, I tell 'em mama don't phase me. But you shake me, boy you make me stop and stutter. When we touch I melt like butter.
This guy threw a party in NYC this past December and the partygoers included Prince Andrew, Katie Couric, George Stephanopoulos, Charlie Rose, Woody Allen and Chelsea Handler. He also vacationed with Bill Clinton.
So why should poor Fergie take all the heat?
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/prince_andrew_talks_of_royal_joy_2YVoEig...
http://gothamist.com/2011/03/07/billionaires_ex-massuse_bill_k.php
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 7:10pm.
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More like all the years of calling the shots around the world. If any world changing catastrophe happens you better believe these fuckers will be around after it's over.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 7:10pm.
@Gobbler - Fergie will show up wearing a white wedding dress. But then she'll unknowingly START HER PERIOD
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That's just NASTY. But honey badger don't care...
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Fergie should just wear a T-shirt every day that says, "I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE AND EVER WILL DO IN THE FUTURE" and be done with it.
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SHE is in hot water and the groom's Uncle Prince Andrew "vacationed" with the guy? No wonder any female who marries into that family ends up crazy or dead.
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Damn! I love conspiracy theory chat.
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Our heads of state ladies and gentlemen.
This has been reported round the clock in the Uk, but the newspapers are having to be VERY cautious about what they say, not least because the girls in question were mainly 16/17, legal age in the UK and many of the papers reporting the story probably feature the naked breasts of girls the same age on page 3.
Hardly a shock that Andrew is a dirty old man. All the royals are sick in the head. It's the years of inbreeding.
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@Gobbler - Fergie will show up wearing a white wedding dress. But then she'll unknowingly START HER PERIOD and sell the photos.
Class.
*edited to post John Stamos's bellybutton for Hot Mami
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Did I miss QE 1-10?
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 6:56pm.
I was just kidding.
@putsomestankonit
I don't entirely buy into that theory - wouldn't put it past Camilla, though. She had more to gain.
QE11 has plenty of reasons to dispose of fugly Fergie. According to some estimates several million pounds worth of reasons.
Are you a conspiracy theorist when it comes to Diana?
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The real story is actually about Andrew. I’m suprised the US media hasn't picked up on it yet, It has been front page news in England. Andrew apparently banged one of Epstein’s underaged girls.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 6:52pm.
Right?! Things might get kinda interesting during the next few years.
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Fergie, keep on pulling hood rat stuff!
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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 6:48pm.
Somehow I see Kate Middleton's mom pulling shit like this.
That family is trash with money.
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I agree with you to a certain extent, but anything Kate's mom does could never compare to the trashy hijinks of the Royal Family.
(Wanna be a dirty tampon, anyone?!)
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 6:48pm.
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Maybe they will need to make a sacrifice for the Royal Wedding, and Fergie will have an "accident."
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