Tuesday, March 8th 2011
Waka Flocka Flame Bares His Tats For PETA
The center of PETA's "I'd Rather Go Naked" campaign is usually some overly Photoshopped semi-famous chick hiding her R-rated parts under her own paw or weave. Been there a million times. So thankfully, PETA switched things up this time by delivering a half-nekkid ass rapper covered in tattoos. Did I need to see Waka Flocka Flame (which sounds like the name of a charbroiled chicken joint co-owned by Fozzie Bear and Shakira) like this? Not really. Would I rather he flash his crotch jewels instead of the diamond-encrusted claw machine trinkets around his neck? Sort of, yeah. Is Waka Flocka Flame's PETA ad going to convince Kanye West to stop wearing his favorite mink nutsack cozy? Probably not. But hey, bitch tried.
via Popeater
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urrrggh...I threw up a little in my mouth.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
I think he missed a spot!
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Eeeewwww, Do. Not. Want.
Like with James Franco, he is surprisingly doughy.
Who?
This person has had one huge single. I can't remember what it's called but if you saw it you would remember bullets turning in mid-air. PETA is a ridiculous troll of an organization that has helped to rehabilitate Mike Vick's image among other crimes, but I'm glad about this ad. It's a step in the right direction. Now maybe he'll stop glorifying murder of humans in his lyrics.
http://soundcloud.com/burning_plastic
http://twitter.com/#!/burning_plastic
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by HOTNEY on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 2:51pm.
i've never touched ablack guy before
OMG you should touch one one time, they make your fingers smell like chocolate!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA oh shit snowy I can't brief!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
Who's this clown?
more of just the same, ugly, unattractive, long toenails , ugly, barfing , ugly,i wouldn't touch it with a 20 inch pole
is this supposed to be appealing so I don't wear fur? so ink is supposed to keep me warm?
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Me: “Good morning, how can I help you out?”
Caller: “I need ink.”
Me: “What type of printer do you have?”
Caller: “Inkjet.”
Me: “I need to know the model. It should be on the front of the printer.”
Caller: “It’s a laptop.”
Me: “That’s the computer. I need to know which kind of printer you have.”
Caller: “What do you mean?”
Me: “The printer should be near the laptop. It is where you insert the paper.”
Caller: “I don’t have that.”
Me: “You need a printer in order to print.”
Caller: “But my computer says it can print. There is even a key for it.”
Me: “All computers have the ability to print if you have a printer connected to them.”
Caller: “Does this mean you don’t have the ink I need?”
all i see are toe nails
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Cut to Suri Cruise throwing a custom-made Louboutin at her personal maid for serving her ice cream that is too cold.
Busted face, busted feet.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
I'm supposed to know who this is?
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Submitted by BlueOrchid on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 2:46pm.
Don't know who this monster is.
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♪Girl the way you do that♪
♪got me in a trance♪
♪DJ turn me up♪
♪Ladies this yo jam♪
♪Imma sip masscotto♪
♪You go do a dance♪
♪Imma throw this money while you do it with no hands♪
♪Girl drop it to tha flo, I love the way you do it giiiiirrrrl♪
♪All I wanna do, sit back and watch you move and ill proceed to throw this cash♪
♪Look ma, no hands!♪
>.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.<
The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 4:37pm.
I was wondering how Peta would top their choices in irrelevant spokeswhores after Khloe - where I couldn't work out if she was the beast we were supposed to save from skinning or some other dumb animal. Well played Peta, this time you get my attention with a big WHOTHEFUCKISTHISDOUCHE.
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♪Girl the way you do that♪
♪got me in a trance♪
♪DJ turn me up♪
♪Ladies this yo jam♪
♪Imma sip masscotto♪
♪You go do a dance♪
♪Imma throw this money while you do it with no hands♪
♪Girl drop it to tha flo, I love the way you do it giiiiirrrrl♪
♪All I wanna do, sit back and watch you move and ill proceed to throw this cash♪
♪Look ma, no hands!♪
>.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.<
The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
He is stunningly unattractive.
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
-Adele
"Why is there blood on the floor? "
He got his period and forgot to plug it up? HAHAHAHAHA
You know he just did it for publicity, not for the cause.
Do you think his friends call him that? If you were in the throes of passion, would you scream "Oh Waka Flock me!!"
Just wondering; *smirk*
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Wow!
My slogan is "I'd Rather Go Blind" than have to look at that crap again.
Ugly fucking asshole makes me want to go out now and wear fur.
I was wondering how Peta would top their choices in irrelevant spokeswhores after Khloe - where I couldn't work out if she was the beast we were supposed to save from skinning or some other dumb animal. Well played Peta, this time you get my attention with a big WHOTHEFUCKISTHISDOUCHE.
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"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
one more thing: the slogan doesn't make any sense. ink doesn't protect you from the cold...doesn't even hide your meat, tiny or otherwise. and unlike a mink you can't take those tats off. :P
Waka Flocka Flame (which sounds like the name of a charbroiled chicken joint co-owned by Fozzie Bear and Shakira)
LMFAO....fucking hilarious1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My name is Manye, Manye Breast
I guess all the tats are to distract from how doughy he is.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Guacala is more like it. (Pronounced wakala and means like "barforama" in Mexican Spanish slang)
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That shit is nice. -MK
This guy could whip the tar out of gayfish.
Do people still wear fur?
And of those said people (I'm thinking Lovey Howell from Gilligan's Island), would she care if Waka made a statement?
And I agree... Peta is the devil. How they keep luring these dumb celeb... err... loose term... "attention whores" to take off their clothes is beyond me. No, actually, it makes perfect sense since these folks don't have 3 braincells to rub together... and they could care less about our animal friends. ergh. It's annoying, but totally expected. a-holes all around.
Submitted by HOTNEY on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 2:51pm.
i've never touched ablack guy before so i don't know but their pubes look different in pictures.
I'm not exactly a pube connoisseur so they all look alike to me. *shrug*
PETA stil gets support? Wow people are dense.
ASPCA is better & doesn't tell you what to eat, they just help animals, even the ones who eat meat *GASP*.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
He's a friend of Gucci Mane. You know - the guy who tattooed an ice cream cone on his face. Waka's mom used to manager Gucci.
That's funny; my motto is "Pink not dink"
When I first saw that pic I thought that Larry Fishburne had followed his daughter into porn.
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 3:10pm.
I'm donating my money to the ASPCA.
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I'll donate it ALL if they just stop with those fucking ads!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Is PETA really getting that hard up for spokespersons that they had to hire this loser? Come on now...and apparently eating meat is bad, but showcasing a chain that probably cost as much as my house and in which the jewels can probably be traced back to Sierra Leon, where some innnocent child more than likely lost a limb digginf for them is ok?...um,yea, ok.
------------------------------------------"What was she doing with, like, a shrimp fork in her purse? She stole it, clearly. From a buffet.”
-Charlie "Winning" Sheen
I may need to put this pic on my refrigerator.
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Shiver in my bones just thinking about the weather.
Quiver in my voice as I cry,
"What a cold and rainy day. Where on earth is the sun hid away?"
-10,000 Maniacs
Saddened to see Fozzy Bear is batachit crazy too....
Why do they choose so many unattractive people to be in these ads? Aren'y there enough sexy people in their ads that they shouldn't have to settle for this douchebag, butterface Franka Potente, plastic Holly Madison, Steve-O, Kartrashians....?
And screw PETA. I'm donating my money to the ASPCA.
You bitches are on FYAH today!! Keep the fuckery going!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
How is this helping the animals?
He looks like he stinks.
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It's not that serious.
LMAO snowy!!!
*touches mean Mexican office lady*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
no, hotney, I'm not but I could be your SamRo!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
*tears streaming down face*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
...WHO?
At least the women PETA use are somewhat attractive. Can't say the same about this dude. He looks like a walking sticker album.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
Imma gonna change my name to Wanna Fucka Lotta and start rappin'.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Rice krispies pubes? Really? Has someone been studying the pubes of different ethnicities or something?
ANYHOW, OT: this is worse than the Tommy Lee one, and I didn't think that was possible...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
you a dude snowpiece?
Yuck!
Submitted by HOTNEY on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 2:51pm.
i've never touched ablack guy before
OMG you should touch one one time, they make your fingers smell like chocolate!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
suckandfuck!
are you still single? or have you gotten somebody knocked up?
on the second row there's a guy who shaves his pubes into a moustache LMAO!
Our GODNEY in The Zone,
hallowed be your name,
your Circus come,
your frap be done,
on earth as in heaven.
Give us today our daily head.
Forgive us our scrags
as we forgive scrags who troll against us.
Save us from the time a cervix gust
and deli