Chuck Norris Thinks The Public Schools Are Too Pro-Gay
Chuck Norris is delivering a swift roundhouse kick of WTF to your brains in the first part of a 2-part article on the U.S. public school system he wrote for World Net Daily. Chuck thinks that American public schools are teaching our children to be gay-loving whores who hate religion but love abortions. According to Chuck, these "progressive indoctrination camps" only hire teachers who will spread the dark-sided gayness to their students. Because of this, the "red, white and blue" on the American flag will soon be changed to the colors of the rainbow and all churches will be replaced with rolling skating rinks that only play Xanadu.
Here's a little of what Chuck wrote (full post here):
On Dec. 27, 1820, Thomas Jefferson wrote about his vision for the University of Virginia (chartered in 1819), "This institution will be based on the illimitable freedom of the human mind. For here we are not afraid to follow the truth wherever it may lead, nor to tolerate any error as long as reason is left free to combat it."But what should happen 200 years later when our public schools and universities avoid the testing of truths? Or suppress alternate opinions because they are unpopular or politically incorrect? Or no longer tolerate opinions now considered errors or obsolete by the elite? What happens when sociopolitical agendas or scientific paradigms dominate academic views to the exclusion of a minority even being mentioned?
What happens when the political and public educational pendulum swings from concern for the tyranny of sectarianism in Jefferson's day to secularism in ours? What happens when U.S. public schools become progressive indoctrination camps?
Dr. Jim Nelson Black, founder and senior policy analyst of the Sentinel Research Associates in Washington, D.C., wrote an excellent book, "Freefall of the American University." In it, he documents the clear biases pervading our public academic settings. Among that lopsidedness is the intentional training of students to disdain America, freely experiment sexually, forcefully defend issues like abortion and homosexuality, as well as become cultural advocates for political correctness, relativism, globalization, green agendas and tolerance for all.
One of the primary ways these educative platforms are spread is by recruiting and retaining faculty members who reflect and teach them.
Is Chuck basically saying that the public school system is now getting a giant injection of homosexuality and smuttiness? Examples:
Instead of teaching world history, they're now teaching Glee history.Instead of gym, students go straight to the shower room and spend the full hour soaping each other up.
Instead of teaching abstinence during sex education class, instructors hand out copies of the Kama Sutra and a list of where you can get black market morning-after pills if the free clinic is closed.
Only lesbians can enroll in woodshop class and musical theater is mandatory to all students.
Any mention of Jesus Christ in any book has been crossed out and replaced with the name: Barbra Streisand.
I did not know this! Why the fuck did Chuck Norris keep this from me for so long? I'm about to pull a Strangers with Candy and do high school all over again. Thanks, Chuck!
via Towleroad
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Green agendas! Minority scientists! How dare people not want to eat, sleep, and breath the toxic waste some crackpot says is good for them and can be enhanced by colloidal silver.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Norris is such a moron, he is so out of his depth, such an abysmal failure at try to sound erudite. Chuck Norris, I do not want to live in your concept of what America should be - and I am sure the vast majority of Americans would agree with me. Of course it isn't a problem because the vast majority of Americans have no idea who the hell you are in the first place.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 4:33pm.
Your story made me cry. I'm so sorry this happened to you. I would invite you to come to my neck of the woods, but unfortunately there are dark forces here too nowadays, trying to undo gay benefits.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Chuck Norris= PIG
Much love to ritzyroxie. You're so much better than those ignorant, insecure, small-minded haters. By bringing their ugly stink into the light of day, you have prevailed.
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While they're at it, please teach young women of color, and poor, young white girls about their bodies, as well as, teaching the same to not have children until their income reaches a high tax bracket. Teach men of color and poor young white males that in 2011 and that they as men don't have to marry.
Ritzyroxie,
It's not that easy being green, but remember that it's the colour of spring...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco
You rock.
Ritzyroxie, your story hurt my heart. I am so sorry all of that happened to you. Big hug and kiss.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 4:33pm.
I'm so sorry that happened to you. You didn't deserve any of that, and to have to be treated like one of your attackers must have been horrific.
Much love to you. <3
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"Dreams are only a cheap marketing ploy for Disney products, which are stomped out by reality upon reaching adulthood." Jazzfish_77, 03/01/2011 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by ravynskye: "Am I the only one who had an abortion and doesn't think twice about it?"
Absolutely not.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by parkerj: "Chuck Norris is dead to me now."
Genius!
You all are slaying me tonight (well, not all; Ziggy, I don't know, girl).
Nice to see you here, Mr. Mercury.
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Always a treat to see you too Bjork! I've been away again...getting a bit tired of living out of a suitcase and missing out on th dlist fun.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Submitted by parkerj: "Chuck Norris is dead to me now."
Genius!
You all are slaying me tonight (well, not all; Ziggy, I don't know, girl).
Nice to see you here, Mr. Mercury.
http://www.newser.com/story/112787/now-nebraska-could-make-killing-abort...
Tyroan, quoting the great Flo Kennedy. Marry me.
Chuck Norris is an asshole and no one cares what hew thinks. Or maybe Sarah Palin does, she's yesterday's news too.
Ah Chuck, your ideals are dying just like the 6000 year old dinosaurs! Now get on you walker, Texas Ranger, and ride.
Am I the only one who had an abortion and doesn't think twice about it?
It wasn't a 'baby', it was a clump of cells that I never allowed to mature into anything beyond a clump of cells.
At 7 weeks, we can't tell the difference between a clump of cells that will become a human and a clump of cells that will become a fish.
If all people were logical, rational, and didn't let emotions cloud their judgment and just did what makes fucking SENSE, we'd have a better world.
"What happens when sociopolitical agendas or scientific paradigms dominate academic views to the exclusion of a minority even being mentioned?"
Scientfic paradigms dominate academic views?
THE HELLS YOU SAY!
Isn't that what is SUPPOSED to happen? I mean, unless we want to start giving equal time to the theory that leprechauns make babies and unicorn tears make rainbows, OR that some invisible sky-daddy made everything in seven days, that is.
JFC, how is TOLERANCE a BAD THING?
And never once did any teach of mine tell me to openly experiment sexually... I did that on my own and they just stayed out of it, as they should.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 4:33pm.
Your story brought tears to my eyes. PLEASE know that not everyone thinks the way the way that your attackers and the others do. I am so, so sorry that you went through that. *Big hugs*
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
-Adele
Fuck you, Chuck.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 4:33pm
ritzyroxie, yours was one of those heart-wrenching posts I've ever read on dlisted. I'm so sorry you went through such a horrible, torturous, degrading, painful, soul-stabbing, cruel experience. Thank goodness you lived to tell it and didn't let those psychotic assholes win by breaking your spirit. Never stop telling your story. EVER. People have to be reminded that these horrors still go on. I can't believe the school teachers, principals and administrators got away with that, they were almost as bad as the kids who assaulted and raped you. Despicable. :(
I truly hope you are doing okay and have gotten some therapy for what you endured.
Looks like Walker, Texas Ranger took one too many karate chops to the head.
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Shiitake happens...
Scratch a homophobe, find a closet case. I'm just sayin.
"What happens when...scientific paradigms dominate academic views to the exclusion of a minority even being mentioned?"
Is Chuck Norris illiterate? Or does he simply refuse to edit his writing? And should one inveighing against the whole of American public education be expected to be able to write cogent sentences himself?
Chuck Norris is lame.
I'm guessing a certain aging action star probably has a stack of Blueboy and Honcho magazines under his mattress.
I'm sure someone can make up another Chuck Norris fact out of this, right?
What a fucking asshole.
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
-Adele
That's right Chuck if you get too close to one of them their gehy rubs off on you and then you'll slowly turn into one of them yourself.
I'm so tired of assholes like this one preaching to the world that being narrow minded is acceptable because its the American Way. Get with the now Chuck, or die.
When did 'progressive" become a bad word?
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Own it or shut the fuck up. ~ MK
Recently in the Uk we hav had our own utterly vile fuckers writingand saying utterly vile things about the 'promotion' of homosexuality in schools (for promotion, read 'kids being taught that gay people exist').
One of our finest young journalists wrote a very intelligent, thoughtful and passionate reply to this ignorant shit, read it here if you're interested. No doubt it applies to the US too
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/johann-har...
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Pure homophobia. Chuck can suck it dry.
Who pulled your chain and asked your opinion, Chuck? Just go shut the fuck up, asswipe. And if this was true, there would probably be less gay bashings.
Can we replace homophobia with ignoranthillbillyphobia?
RitzyRoxie, I am so sorry for what you went through. What an awful experience.
I have no words.
Homophobia is disgusting and must be stopped.
Evangelical Christians are the worst; I lived in a small town for a few years; most of them had Bible study groups in which they "prayed" for the souls of the "degenerates" who had CHOSEN such a lifestyle.
Sick. Sick. Sick.
PS -- I'm glad you won the debate, though.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
The Public Schools in this country are the shit. We are churning out so many world class superstars of style, wit, class, talent and moral righteousness that obviously Chuck Norris doesn't know what the hell he is talking about. Making a problem out of nothing, Chucky, you fascist. The schools are great.
I may be thinking of somebody else, but doesn't Chuck Norris have a reputation for being gay?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 4:33pm.
Don't worry, Chuck. Homophobia is till rampant, and encouraged in our public schools. Just ask me! I was brutally beaten and raped in 2003 in middle school after I argued for equality in debate club. I was assigned my topic, and a classmate was told to argue AGAINST gay rights. Can you imagine in this day and age a teacher telling her students to debate segregation? I don't think so. After I won the debate(THANKYOUVERYMUCH!!!)I was harassed in the halls, spit on at lunch, kicked down five flights of stairs, thrown face-first into a brick wall, called every anti-gay slur and then some, and finally raped and beaten in the locker room. After I got home, I told my Mom everything, and we went straight to the police. They said it was the school's problem, as if I had been raped on a military base in Beirut. The school said it was my fault for debating the subject I WAS TOLD TO FUCKING DEBATE!!!!! I was then punished for trying to TURN my straight attackers into A FAG LIKE ME! This didn't happen in 1958. This happened in the twenty-first century for fuck's sake!!! After refusing to accept my punishment of spending every afternoon for the rest of the school year in detention with my attackers, I was expelled from school. In 2003. No one was punished. No one was told raping someone was wrong. It was the fifth time I had been expelled from a public school for being an innocent gay child. I was eleven years old. No, Chuck Norris, your Utopian society of hate is nearly intact. For every equality rally one school holds because ten gay teens kill themselves, countless other children are robbed of any kind of innocence they had scrapped together after being told at home, at church, on tv that they are an abomination and must be destroyed at any cost.
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I sincerely hope that those brutes that raped you and hurt you so horribly live lonely miserable lives and burn in hell for eternity.
((((( RitzyRoxie )))))
RitzyRoxie. Jesus. Christ. Words fail.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 2:39pm.
I was laughing so hard while reading that. It reminded me of Chris Rock and his abortion skit.
One girlfriend says: "Girl, keep it, that man got good hair, it's wavy"
the other girlfriend says: " What are you talking about? Get rid of it, we are going to Cancun next week"
and he ends it with "and that's how life is decided in America"
Chuck Norris is irrelevant.
ugh. what an idiot, though not suprising at all.
and, when are douchebags going to stop dragging the founding fathers through this bullshit?!
Whoa that right there is some fucking Charlie Sheen-level crazy shit coming out of his mouth. Gross.
I had a weird dream about Strangers with Candy last night!
So who was the idiot who told Chuck he was a journalist? The same person who told Kim K she could sing?
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Why, oh god why do so many people worship this redneck moron. Every time I hear a Chuck Norris joke I want to slap a bitch in this teeth. He's been spewing idiotic homophobic drivel for ages and no one takes notice. He called those protesting prop 8 childish for not accepting the ban on gay marriage...goddammit I hate this fucker.
Don't worry, Chuck. Homophobia is till rampant, and encouraged in our public schools. Just ask me! I was brutally beaten and raped in 2003 in middle school after I argued for equality in debate club. I was assigned my topic, and a classmate was told to argue AGAINST gay rights. Can you imagine in this day and age a teacher telling her students to debate segregation? I don't think so. After I won the debate(THANKYOUVERYMUCH!!!)I was harassed in the halls, spit on at lunch, kicked down five flights of stairs, thrown face-first into a brick wall, called every anti-gay slur and then some, and finally raped and beaten in the locker room. After I got home, I told my Mom everything, and we went straight to the police. They said it was the school's problem, as if I had been raped on a military base in Beirut. The school said it was my fault for debating the subject I WAS TOLD TO FUCKING DEBATE!!!!! I was then punished for trying to TURN my straight attackers into A FAG LIKE ME! This didn't happen in 1958. This happened in the twenty-first century for fuck's sake!!! After refusing to accept my punishment of spending every afternoon for the rest of the school year in detention with my attackers, I was expelled from school. In 2003. No one was punished. No one was told raping someone was wrong. It was the fifth time I had been expelled from a public school for being an innocent gay child. I was eleven years old. No, Chuck Norris, your Utopian society of hate is nearly intact. For every equality rally one school holds because ten gay teens kill themselves, countless other children are robbed of any kind of innocence they had scrapped together after being told at home, at church, on tv that they are an abomination and must be destroyed at any cost.
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A wombn in love with her vulva can heal galaxies of unchallenged pain and frustration.
~ Diva Nejah
Everybody's favorite piece of evangelical fascist shit is desperate to be relevant.
Huckabee Bitch.
This hillbilly needs to give it a rest already.
I wasn't aware this non-talent was still alive.
But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there are a group of gay banditos, who get into a van everyday and wander from village to dell. And as night begins to fall, they go back into a suburban neighborhood, to that cul de sac where only one house stands. And in the window, this young American family is setting down to their first meal. And these queers don their black cloaks and hoods and matching pumps - very tasteful - and they charcoal up their faces, and sneak up to that house, and open the door, and START FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS.
AND ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY IS DESTROYED!
-Lewis Black
What a douche.
Submitted by Goldshift on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 3:04pm.
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Well, I just shit myself. That video is absolutely chilling.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
wow suckandfuck if I didn't know any better you were there at my last fuck session. And yes a dick up the ass feels better than a finger, especially if said finger hasn't been clipped.
Chuck Norris' skin texture reminds me of my high school pervert substitute Mr.Ragsdale not a good look. Why don't these people just mind their own business?