And Just Like That, Eminem And Snoop Dogg Have New Names
Alan Simpson, the former senator of Wyoming and a co-chair on The Deficit Reduction Commission, think the children of America are a bunch of rude little shits who wear their caps backawards and listen to way too much Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog. Did Mr. Simpson just call our national's youth SCAT LOVERS? Mr. Simpson needs to get his mind out of the dirty bedpan! Dude's got prunes and extra-strength laxatives on the brain.
Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog should really get together with MC Skat Kat to become the new colons of Activia. No wonder Eminem has curbed the rage lately. Bitch finally took a shit.
But the real punchline of this YouTube clip is what they suggest you watch afterward:
Snoopy is in a bad mood, because he's constipated! Duh. Charlie Brown needs to hook his dog up with the great suppository.
With all that being said, I'd still listen the shit out of Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog.
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I have to agree snoopy poopy dog and Em's "music" is awful. The kids who try to emulate those turds are just as annoying.
i don't know what's more funny, the fact that he can't recite a public figure's name properly, or that he's citing public figures that were only relevant to "kids" 10 years ago...
I love a good old man rant.
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"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
I don't want to generalize old people...but some of them are crazy. You can't command respect just because you lived past 70. That ain't shit these days. I'm not one of those people who think people of a certain age should be respected or tolerated without question - assholes and Nazis grow old too.
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It's not that serious.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 2:56pm.
I AM SO CALLING IT THAT NOW!
*dies*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Wow, so much hate for Eminem around here!!! I've been crushing on the guy ever since the Grammies. I, personally, am inspired by his story of kicking drugs. I'm a fattie who's finally on a medically-supervised low-calorie plan, and the bridge of "Not Afraid" helps give me the strength to resist binging. "Space Bound" on the Recovery album is gorgeous and it's my favorite song right now.
I've also been watching some videos on YouTube and reading his "The Way I Am" book, and the dude has a great sense of humor. And I think he's kinda cute, too. As for Alan Simpson...what can you expect from a Republican???
Submitted by Gyn on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 12:42pm.
My grandpa calls Lady Gaga "Lady Godiva." Lol. Old people are funny.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:05pm.
OMG gyn, my grandma calls Facebook, "Facelift" LOL!!!! As in, "what is this Facelift everyone keeps talking about?"
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My mother-in-law (78) calls Facebook "Spacebook," so we call it that now. "Can you get that on the Spacebook thing?" LOL!
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
I laughed so hard...until I realized Simpson may have mangled the rappers' names on purpose. It's fun to laugh other people; less fun to laugh at them laughing at someone else!
Reminds me of the time President Bush the First referred to the bluegrass act Nitty Gritty Dirt Band as the "Nitty Ditty Nitty Gritty Great Bird." Now that was a classic.
Only thing I expect to hear out of this old white fossil's pie hole is "Hey you damn kids get the hell off my lawn!"
Now I'm off to spark a fatty and listen to Doggystyle...
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 11:47am.
I think old age rudeness will be even more prevalent once the Baby Boomers pass middle age to senior-dom. There already seems to be a creepy sense of entitlement within that group.
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YES I know generalizations aren't nice but boomers really are the original ME generation. Boomers: "I won't do anything I don't want to do even if it hurts others' feelings or inconviences them, I will do whatever the fuck I want because I want to and I deserve to and you can't make me change my mind. You better be prepared to bend over backward to take care of me and to do what I ask of you otherwise, you'll hear about it for the rest of your life."
Hahhahaahahaha! Tell 'em, old fart!
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
I would guess "Enema Man" is the only thing HE can relate to... go talk to Chuck, ok??
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
OMG gyn, my grandma calls Facebook, "Facelift" LOL!!!! As in, "what is this Facelift everyone keeps talking about?"
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I've been calling them Enema Man and Poop Dogg for well over a decade.. These are old nick nyms.. slow news day MK?
I agree with the Senator. Snoopy Poop Dog is a disgrace, as is Enema Man. And Kim Kardashian (her name stands on its own shitty merits).
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
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Submitted by UltraBaroque on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 11:57am.
Why do these folks think so much about other peoples bodies? Womens' reproductive organs and men's b-holes.
Mind your own holes.
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THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Submitted by Spoiled on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 12:04pm.
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That's really sad. When I see elderly people, I try to think of them as my own grandparents, as they are most likely someone else's. (And mine have all passed away.)Yes, there are a lot of rude olds out there, but someone's age is no excuse to treat them like crap.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
You guys can bash the deficit all you want but Simpson was on a panel that told the Gov't that the only way out was to stop spending on everything (wars included) and that that was that. It was/is a very unpopular stance, but no one can argue that it wasn't/isn't the ONLY way to end the deficit quickly and easily.
Obviously, they ignored him. Why was he put in that position in the first place? Who knows. Probably a press coup to make it look like "his cronies" (the Obama administration) cared.
Either way though, I am from WY and although he is a hero there (I have no idea why), dude's a damn windbag and a half.
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Sorry for the politics.
Carry on dlisters
In the immortal words of Snoop Scrappy Doo:
"Bitchez ain't shit but hoes and tricks."
There is nothing more rude than an old Motherfucker. The only way to top it off is an old Motherfucker that retired from the Military. I work with these old sacks every day and if someone asks me one more time to address them with SGT-Major although their ass retired 30 years ago, i ll go fucking bonko on them.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
My grandpa calls Lady Gaga "Lady Godiva." Lol. Old people are funny.
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 11:47am.
I think old age rudeness will be even more prevalent once the Baby Boomers pass middle age to senior-dom. There already seems to be a creepy sense of entitlement within that group.
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I'm inclined to agree with you.
So much complaining these days.
I have to go back to school tomorrow (goodbye, Spring Break - it's like you didn't even fucking happen), so i'm a little down. This did the fucking trick - if I had balls, I would have laughed them off. This motherfucker needs a podcast for his malapropisms, he is spouting pure genius magic stuff.
Ah, glad he's focusing on losing votes from those up and coming voters, the current youth he is now demeaning and alienating. Maybe he should look at recent voter turn-out trends to see that there has been a surge of voters who are young and not Caucasian.
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As someone who hopes to someday make it to old age, I can see how getting older totally sucks balls. I used to drive my grandparents places and when I'd lag behind them, I'd see them get treated horribly. I had to make it a point to stand right next to Nana or Papa for them to get support, service, or respect. I'm not saying it's OK to treat people badly, but when you're tired, in pain, constantly getting the shaft, and frustrated about it, I do understand.
but then again, the comedian Lewis Black did note that good people die early, but pricks live forever, and recommended that, every so often, yell at the little children playing on your yard, and it's just like taking vitamins.
perhaps Pepaw McOldFarts is just trying to squeeze a couple more years out of life...I can't knock the hustle.
Submitted by UltraBaroque on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 11:57am.
Why do these folks think so much about other peoples bodies? Womens' reproductive organs and men's b-holes.
Mind your own holes.
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oh fucking LOOOOOOOOL
TEAM MIND YOUR OWN HOLES!!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
you'd think, since Mr. Rip Van Winkle was alive back then, that they blamed jazz for all of society's ills back in the day as well.
now, jazz is considered "highbrow"...you know, you go to a jazz club when you're trying to get your klass on.
i dislike m&m and snoop...that being said, this old goat should worry more about the deficit and and how his cronies got us there in the first place, and less about what's hot in the streets...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Submitted by yucko on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 11:38am.
You know who often happens to be some of the rudest people I run into at public places, like grocery stores? THE OLDIES.
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That is SO true. I mean, there IS a general lack of manners across the generations, but a lot of the worst offenders are the OLDS. I have to deal with hundreds of people each day (no I don't work at McDonalds TYVM not that there is anything wrong with an honest job)and the olds will bark a question out at me without so much as an "excuse me please" or even a hello.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Oh how refreshing, a politician who knows about priorities! Yeah, that's totally what's wrong with kids today. What kind of fucking moron votes for this dipshit? I bet he's also anti-choice and against gay marriage.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
Why do these folks think so much about other peoples bodies? Womens' reproductive organs and men's b-holes.
Mind your own holes.
GOD BLESS THE ENEMA POOPS!
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Here's my thank you note (I was raised right):
Dear Senator Simpson,
Thank you for help fucking up the deficit and for still not doing anything to close it. I can't wait until I'm old like you, but unlike you, I won't have any Social Security or Medicare. That's okay though because I understand that you and your cronies must first look after big business and other special interest groups with lots of money to pay their lobbyists. I'm not the only one with manners. My grandma and other elderly family members who aren't so loaded but worked hard all their lives want to thank you for cutting their benefits. What's a fixed income to a person who's going to die soon anyway? Thank you again.
Sincerely,
Bjork You
PS: Don't worry. Like you, I don't listen to Eminemlop and Droopy Dog (see, I made a funny like you, too!), but I know enough to blame a music genre, particularly a coloured one, for everything.
PPS: Please ignore the rude comments of my fellow dlisters. They are a very naughty bunch, indicative that this country is going to hell. Bad, bad dlisters. (For real, don't read their comments because they are tearing your butthole up.)
Submitted by yucko on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 11:38am.
Fuck old beligerent people and their delusions about 'American youth!'
You know who often happens to be some of the rudest people I run into at public places, like grocery stores? THE OLDIES. Never saying excuse me, pushing past people, not even a look my way when I say thank you/excuse me or when I hold a door open for them, etc. Granted, they aren't all like that, but there are just as many rude older people out there as young ones.
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I agree. In my line of work, most of the clients I see are people in their 60's, 70's, 80's, and many of them are incredibly rude, especially to the younger workers.
I think old age rudeness will be even more prevalent once the Baby Boomers pass middle age to senior-dom. There already seems to be a creepy sense of entitlement within that group.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
TEAM DEATH TO OLD PEOPLE!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
So grumpy.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
poop dog and enema has me dying here,,,, get your mind outta the toilet, you old fuck.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Out of touch or not, the names he came up with are brilliant and very fitting to the subjects...Particularly that little humorless shit Eminem...he probably did that on purpose playing the "I am old and I can't get their names right" card ...cunning old bitch that he is.
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"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
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another "government = evil" old prick (like Cheney) who's sucked at the govt teat all his worthless fucking life.
he and his big money masters all deserve to die starving under a bridge like they want the rest of us to. alas, there is no god.
Yeah, how are you enjoying that social security I'm paying for!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog should host the next Oscars.
Peepaw speaks truth. Both of those acts are ridiculous anyway.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Fuck old beligerent people and their delusions about 'American youth!'
You know who often happens to be some of the rudest people I run into at public places, like grocery stores? THE OLDIES. Never saying excuse me, pushing past people, not even a look my way when I say thank you/excuse me or when I hold a door open for them, etc. Granted, they aren't all like that, but there are just as many rude older people out there as young ones.
Submitted by A__________Z on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 11:28am.
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That remoinds me of Family Guy's gay gynecologist. "Eeeewww, it looks like a sad old man!"
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
What does any of this have to do with Charlie?
be gentle...
Typical out of touch old white dude. >:-(
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
get off my lawn!!!!
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"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
This guy is 80 years old and he has nothing better to do than spout off on Fox News? I would seriously shoot myself. That's my time to be on a beach somewhere surrounded by tequila at the very least. Guy needs to get a life. He's just a sad old man.
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Come on, everybody! "Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin' like a fool wichyor pants on the ground!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That old fuck needs to drink a tall glass of metamucil and a couple of vitamin STFU pills. I hate assholes like this - wtf does the music our kids listen to have to do with the fucking deficit you old fuck?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH