#notwinning
Warner Bros. TV has officially turned the highest-paid actor in television into the most annoying warlock crackhead in line at the unemployment office. They have snatched the winning hash tag out of Charlie Sheen's hands by writing "DUH! BUH BYE" in sloth blood on his pink slip. The "maggot trolls" of Warner Bros. issued this statement:
"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately."
Charlie continued to sound like he writes Choose Your Own Adventure novels in his spare time when he spewed out his response:
"This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."
Can Charlie continue to use "winning" even when he's been fired by CBS, fired by sanity, fired by his publicist, fired by Brooke Mueller, and fired (for a quick second) by Bree Olson?
CBS hasn't said whether or not Two and a Half Men will continue to terrorize, but I see no reason to put Jon Cryer and that kid out of a job. They should do what the producers of Valerie's Family did when Valerie Harper quit that bitch: HIRE SANDY DUNCAN! If anybody can save a show, it's Sandy Duncan! One and a Half Men Plus SANDY DUNCAN! Add it to your Tivo wish list just in case.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 2:21pm.
I think he was right--and it was a fair pun. "Breech" means the rear, as in breech birth. Or "britches" (a corrupted form of "breech").
Whales "BREECH," you dumb fuck.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Now that Charlie is not going to be doing 'Two and a Half Men', I guess the show's producers will have to find another actor to play the kid.
I think the stars of the show, the actual actors probably get their paychecks.
It is the staff that doesn't.
With that said, Jon Cryer should kick Charlie's ass. Just because *LOL*
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 3:13am.
Stop harshing on Stephysteph! I don't agree with her, but we're all entitled to our opinions about this craziness. I don't think anyone smells like a rose in this situation - all of it and every last one of them make me feel queazy.
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@Naughychimp: Thank you very much for coming to my defense. It's all good to me. I love the debate, even when it gets harsh sometimes.
And I LOVE MICHAEL K and appreciate this website everyday. This is where I get my gossip news and I must come on at least twice an hour when I can.
Also the folk who post here are smart and have interesting opinions and thoughts. I don't always agree with everyone, but in the case of Charlie (or Lindsay or Mel Gibson or any other celeb going through some shit), the story is more complicated that just a violent, nasty-ass druggie/drunk going off the deep end.
I just like to look at the whole story and try to balance it out. Or at least try to understand why Charlie decided to go nuts at this time. It makes watching is breakdown even more entertaining. *LOL*
WINNING!!!
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"Giving Charlie a blow job would be like trying to eat a giant piece of dry brisket without any teeth. You're just gumming on that shit and waiting for it to go down. That takes real practice.- MK
Submitted by There I said it on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 7:22am.
@Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 9:46pm.
I agree. Not because I care about Charlie Sheen anymore then I care about every other stranger but because people are always taken over by the hype and never..never see the big picture. The same reason people can support wars without really knowing why. Same reason people will focus on a detail cause they are too lazy or stupid to interest themselves in the whole story. Some people just love to read one page and then try to school others about the content of the book. Attention span of a goldfish. Same goes for this Charlie Sheen thing. The whole story will probably be obvious in a couple of years and then people will not care cause the hype is over. Must be blissfull to have a mind like that. I unfortunately hate treating one jerk better then the next. Especially if one jerk is a hypocrit and the other is just probably mentally unstable.
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@There I said it: You know what is crazy/sad about all of this? When Charlie finally crashes and he goes away for 6 months in rehab/treatment, he'll come back, do a little mea culpa and he'll get work and he'll be back in people's favor again. All is forgiven. Crazy, I know. But you are right about getting over on the hype.
It is the theatrics of it all that is crazy and if you don't think CBS is appreciating all this attention, think again. There's an old Hollywood saying: There's no such thing as bad publicity. CBS is gonna be just fine.
For Chuck Lorre to write a character like Charlie Harper means, to me, is that he understand Sheen's nature and empathized with it. Two powerful guys who were jerks got pissed off at each other and has made the best reality TV since the Mel Gibson tapes.
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"Giving Charlie a blow job would be like trying to eat a giant piece of dry brisket without any teeth. You're just gumming on that shit and waiting for it to go down. That takes real practice.- MK
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 11:00am.
That Sandy Duncan thought made me think of Jason Bateman. He has the chops to do it. And he's good looking, unlike Charlie Troll.
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Jason would be a very good replacement but he's doing movies now, so I don't know if he's interested in TV again- especially after "Arrested Development".
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"Giving Charlie a blow job would be like trying to eat a giant piece of dry brisket without any teeth. You're just gumming on that shit and waiting for it to go down. That takes real practice.- MK
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 8:03am.
@ stefystef-You REALLY believe Sheen was fired for being Anti-Semetic? What about the fact he insulted the creator and basically bit the hand that fed him? It doesn't matter if the guy was Jewish, Muslim or worshipped trees-you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Also, his comments about him were disgusting-period.
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No, I don't think Sheen was fired for being anti-Semetic. He was fired for being an asshole who wouldn't change for CBS. And talked shit about them, which pissed off the executives.
I read the stuff he said about Chuck Lorre. Real nasty stuff. But at least it was honest. That's how he felt about him. Sometimes, we just really hate people and want them to know how much we hate them.
I don't know if Lorre was "feeding" Charlie as much as they were making each other rich and 2-1/2 Men was one of the only comedy making any money on CBS.
I don't make excuses for Charlie. I like to understand his psychosis.
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"Giving Charlie a blow job would be like trying to eat a giant piece of dry brisket without any teeth. You're just gumming on that shit and waiting for it to go down. That takes real practice.- MK
That Sandy Duncan thought made me think of Jason Bateman. He has the chops to do it. And he's good looking, unlike Charlie Troll.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:51am.
Stupid ass show or not, if I was Jon Cryer, I'd catch that muthafucka in a dark alley and open a fresh batch of beatdown on him.
LOL Jon Cryer ain't puttin the beatdown on nobody. :D
Submitted by barburger on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 7:18am.
I vote for Matt Dillon as a replacement.
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Okay, that I would watch. Not because I'm actually interested in this show, but because after all these years Matt Dillon is still f'ing hot.
"Let's do it for Johnny!"
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 9:19am.
Um, maybe Charlie's lawyer should tell him that waving a machete on a rooftop while yelling "Free at last!" may not help his court case. This is what happens when you let the clowns run the circus.
hahaha. True. I don't think Sheen even cares and it's not like anyone can control him: he's been doing whatever he wants all his life.
Um, maybe Charlie's lawyer should tell him that waving a machete on a rooftop while yelling "Free at last!" may not help his court case. This is what happens when you let the clowns run the circus.
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@ stefystef-You REALLY believe Sheen was fired for being Anti-Semetic? What about the fact he insulted the creator and basically bit the hand that fed him? It doesn't matter if the guy was Jewish, Muslim or worshipped trees-you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Also, his comments about him were disgusting-period.
@Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 9:46pm.
I agree. Not because I care about Charlie Sheen anymore then I care about every other stranger but because people are always taken over by the hype and never..never see the big picture. The same reason people can support wars without really knowing why. Same reason people will focus on a detail cause they are too lazy or stupid to interest themselves in the whole story. Some people just love to read one page and then try to school others about the content of the book. Attention span of a goldfish. Same goes for this Charlie Sheen thing. The whole story will probably be obvious in a couple of years and then people will not care cause the hype is over. Must be blissfull to have a mind like that. I unfortunately hate treating one jerk better then the next. Especially if one jerk is a hypocrit and the other is just probably mentally unstable.
I vote for Matt Dillon as a replacement.
How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen snort?...Enough to kill two and a half men!
*crickets*
Anyway, I hope Bertha and the mum manage to get regular work. They are the best part of that show. Jon Cryer is pathetic in it
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It's not going to end well for him if he doesn't reel his shit in stat. Plus... Sandy Duncan? :D - now I want some Wheat Thins.
This issue doesn't deserve any more commenter time than something along the lines of 'he blew it.' It's not complicated at all, he was a bad employee and he totally fucked it up.
Stop harshing on Stephysteph! I don't agree with her, but we're all entitled to our opinions about this craziness. I don't think anyone smells like a rose in this situation - all of it and every last one of them make me feel queazy.
They should hire Emilio to play Charlie's character. They look almost alike, and he would actually behave himself.
I think Denise is probably dancing with joy right now. She has an autobiography coming out later this year, so her publisher is probably making sure she has all sorts of delicious dirt in there, plus an extra chapter about Charlie's current antics. It'll probably sell at least double of what it otherwise would have done.
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How could they possibly replace Charlie Sheen? It can't happen. They should start a new show where they own a restaurant and Flavor Flav is the cook.
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Stupid ass show or not, if I was Jon Cryer, I'd catch that muthafucka in a dark alley and open a fresh batch of beatdown on him.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 12:47am.
Submitted by Callie on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 12:12am.
@Shandi - I thought his real name was Charles Levine and that Charlie changed it to Chaim to make it sound "more Jewish" and that was the reason it seemed anti-Semitic.
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Callie, you're absolutely right. Chuck Lorre's real name is Charles. He was born Charles Michael Levine in 1952. By the way, his net worth is $200 million.
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I thought so but with all the crap flying around these days about Charlie, I wasn't sure.
$200 million? I want to create crappy sitcoms for a living.
Submitted by Callie on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 12:12am.
@Shandi - I thought his real name was Charles Levine and that Charlie changed it to Chaim to make it sound "more Jewish" and that was the reason it seemed anti-Semitic.
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Callie, you're absolutely right. Chuck Lorre's real name is Charles. He was born Charles Michael Levine in 1952. By the way, his net worth is $200 million.
I've been looking for a new job. I could wear a bowling shirt and spit out stupid lines. Give me millions of dollars.
LOL, HE SAID WHATSHISCOCK!!11!!!1!
...Blah. No longer amused Khensu Hetep is no longer amused.
He protests too much. That's alright. Keep telling yourself that this was exactly what you've wanted, Chucky. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Stall the production for a season or two, Charlie dies, Jake grows into himself, and replace the "half" with a hermaphrodite.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
As others have suggested, Rob Lowe? Or just go out semi-on top, knowing that the reruns will be watched as much to pick apart Sheen's performance?
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Bees hovered over the sealed jar of honey and the crumpled paper stained with molasses, their steady buzzing like the hum of a planet in motion around the sun.
If they had just re-named it "The duckman, A large midget and a crackhead" ppl would tune in.
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What's up, douchebag?
@Shandi - I thought his real name was Charles Levine and that Charlie changed it to Chaim to make it sound "more Jewish" and that was the reason it seemed anti-Semitic.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*off to read other comments*
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What's up, douchebag?
Along with the anti-semetic "Haim" usage, Carlos made threats of violence against Lorre -and many other outrageous comments against WB/CBS/Lorre.
Carlos is no victim, he's a victimizer.
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Whoa. Hold on. Why is it racist for Charlie to call Chuck Lorre by his birth name (Chaim Levine) but it is okay for YOU to call Charlie by his birth name (Carlos?). Answer - it's not okay. Either you are both racist or you both are not. I think neither you nor Charlie Sheen are a racist. Chuck Lorre has apparently called Charlie "Carlos" on more than one occasion, even calling him Carlos in one of his famous vanity cards. So Charlie turned the tables and called HIM by HIS real name - Chaim. It's not racist.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 10:41pm.
Actually, he WAS born Chaim Levine, so when Charlie called him that, I don't get why he accused him of being anti-semitic. I mean, if you called Charlie Sheen by his birth name, Carlos Esteves, he wouldn't accuse you of racism. He'd probably just say he doesn't go by that name anymore. I never understood why people were focusing on Charlie saying THAT when there were so many other crazy things he was saying that they could focus on. Seems like people will jump at any chance nowadays to cry racism.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Yeah, Sheen is nuts, a drug addict and probably completely bipolar, and yeah, CBS, Warner TV and Lorre undoubtedly overlooked a lot of his insanity and bad behavior as long as he was making them the big bucks. Welcome to Hollywood.
This protracted string of incidents are only notable because Sheen really went completely round the bend and now won't shut up about it. He's determined to spread the crazy far and wide, and he's forced CBS's/Warner TV's/Lorre's hands. Believe me, under normal Hollywood circumstances (ie. cover-ups, obfuscation, whitewashing, misdirection, etc.) none of this would EVER have been a problem. There might have been some bumps, but business would have gone on as usual. That's impossible now.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 10:55pm.
OMG, Mike, someone on Huffingtonpost.com just stole your Sandy Duncan idea and posted it as their own on the "Charlie Sheen's Ass is FIRED" board. CABRONA! How dare they do that?
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Me thinks it's Sandy Duncan herself. She's a crafty little networker.
What a freaking dumbass..I knew his ass was done after his loony episode with a hooker in the closet...I just figured his coked up delusional ass was done....2 million dollars an episode..major dumb ass...whatever the addiction is...just an idiot...
OMG, Mike, someone on Huffingtonpost.com just stole your Sandy Duncan idea and posted it as their own on the "Charlie Sheen's Ass is FIRED" board. CABRONA! How dare they do that?
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They won't get rid of Chuck Lorre (who no one has asked WHY he changed his name to a non-Jewish name), so Charlie's gotta go.
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What has Chuck Lorre's name got to do with Carlos going bonkers???
So Charlie Levine changed his name to Chuck Lorre! Big deal! People in arts (theater, movies, literature, etc) changed their names for ages, sometimes because their names sounded ethnic, or sometimes female writers using male names. Archibald Leach changed his name to become Cary Grant, Nicolas Coppola became Nicolas Cage, Amantine Aurore Lucile Dupin became George Sand, and Ann Rule started her literary career using name Andy Stack. These are just a few examples.
lol at Sheen is this pic.
It says "I AM THE STAR of this show!!" all ova his face...
RD jr he ain't!!
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Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 10:21pm.
Charlie can very easily be replaced. Just like Chrissy in Three's Company.
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OH NO you didn't! Country cousin Cindy was NO replacement for Chrissy Snow. Yes, Ritter made tha show, but it wasn't the same without Chrissy the ditz for him to play off of.
Not that I'm gettin all serious about it or nothin...
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Every week, Charlie Sheen can be replaced by totally inappropriate people who play him in character.
Sandy Duncan. Abe Vigoda. Juliette Lewis. And John Cryer and the kid just continue to act as if nothing has changed. That would be all kinds of WINNING.
Zedrie, that is truly brilliant! WOW.
Charlie can very easily be replaced. Just like Chrissy in Three's Company.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 9:46pm.
... (yadda yadda yadda, more of the same, etc.,) ...
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... and I repeat ...
...All of the so-called arguments you made are bogus.
Team Carlos = Team Shithead
stefystef, you need to learn when to STFU.
Boring Spamming Bitch.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Submitted by Noir Easter on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 9:21pm.
First ... in this case, they could have "used" Carlos for more profit, but did not ... so that kinda blows all that argument out of the water as hogwash.
Second ... Dan Rather is too noble a person to be used as an example next to Carlos Crackhead, you are talking about 2 entirely different matters (Dan's & Carlos's) like you're confused or over-reaching to make a point.
Along with the anti-semetic "Haim" usage, Carlos made threats of violence against Lorre -and many other outrageous comments against WB/CBS/Lorre.
Carlos is no victim, he's a victimizer.
Again, WB/CBS could have kept Carlos for more profits, but chose not to.
Then, you seem to address the women he's beaten (and shot) as if they "deserved" to be beaten (and shot).
You think about that.
Because I have and I truly hope I misunderstood you.
CBS/WB were smart to bring in the big guns. Whoopdy freaking-do. Carlos violated all over the place like an feces-flinging monkey.
They had every reason and right to terminate the dysfunctional crackhead.
You have all these complaints about "abuse" on "po' bitty Carlos".
Yet you have no sympathy for the women he's physically beaten. Huh.
You have all these complaints about Carlos getting "used for profit" -yet (again) WB/CBS cut him loose, financial loss and all.
Then you rely so heavily on the anti-semetic rationale, conveniently skipping over the myriad of other substantial causes for termination that occured simultaineously.
All of the so-called arguments you made are bogus.
Team Carlos = Team Shithead
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My argument is NOT lame. The Charlie-Bashing is lame.
It always fascinates me how much people don't understand the inner workings of Hollywood and how they will stab their performers in the back for profit. If you are interested in learning anything, you can read Bill Carter's latest book "The War on Late Night" to see how NBC stabbed Conan in the back when Jay Leno cried for his Tonight Show gig back. Or read Carter's "Late Shift" about how NBC backstabbed Letterman for Leno.
Since the network's control the media and the image, they can control how they appear to the public.
You must have short term memory about Dan Rather, but he was really screwed by CBS because of his desire to keep journalism honest, even when the higher ups killed 60 Minutes stories that would upset powerful men and stockholders. Any negative Kennedy story was shelved for YEARS! And CBS put out stories about Rather being "difficult" and "strange acting" to his fellow colleagues and he no longer brought in ratings for CBS, tarnishing the Tiffany Network (which is what CBS was called). EVen got Walter Cronkite to talk shit about Rather. They got rid of him and put that damn Katie Couric in his place. EPIC FAIL! Until this day, Dan Rather can't talk about CBS without bitterness.
And if you think that I would think that any woman harmed by Charlie deserved it, then you aren't the brightest bulb in the marque. No woman goes out with a drunken, drug addict a-hole who fucks whores and expect him to be nice to you, after reading and hearing stories about this behavior for YEARS!!!
No one talks about Brooke Mueller's drug problems (she found a follow drug-addict in Charlie) and the fact she went down to the Bahamas with her "abusive" estranged husband and his two hos and did drugs for a week until she left. That's why her ass is back in rehab.
WHY GO BACK WITH AN ABUSER??? Why go with Charlie to the Bahamas??? If he's such an awful motherfucker, how can she be in the same room with him without a lawyer or police protection? She's a weak woman. I distaste weak women who put themselves in situations and then cry when it fucks up. At least I respect Denise Richards. She stays away. She keeps her daughters away. She thinks better of herself. Mueller does not.
I do not say that Charlie Sheen is okay. He is NOT. But to act like CBS is a "victim"of Sheen borders on fascism. No corporation, no multinational conglomerate is a "victim". It's just a matter of manipulating the message to its benefit. When CBS could control Charlie, they were okay. Right now, they want the show back on the air. They won't get rid of Chuck Lorre (who no one has asked WHY he changed his name to a non-Jewish name), so Charlie's gotta go. Charlie brought this on himself, but this is more than just Charlie's craziness... it is about how much a corporation is willing to put up with in order to make money. That's the name of the game.
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I was glad to hear that the cast will get compensated for the 4 months they would have been paid for filming but I hope the behind-the-scenes television crew are also paid for Charlie's assholery. It would totally suck to have a J-O-B and have one prick put everyone out of work.
Great. Maybe I won't have to hear about him anymore. As a bipolar person, I don't see the need to laugh at the symptoms of mental illness and ridicule his rambling musings for personal amusement. I got committed when I was acting like this. He needs that and a few months of therapists reasononing with him. "Breach like whales." Oh lord.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
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Submitted by gucci on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 5:49pm.
And they canceled cold case ghost whisperer and a couple of other shows on CBS just so they can give this asshole a raise and now it's backfired. Serves them right. Now I'll be waiting to see what shitty sitcoms they'll come up with next in order to undue the damage..
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About cancelling shows to pay Charlie? That's bullshit.
Cold Case and Ghost Whispers lost audience, including myself, years ago. Cold Case became so boring, i couldn't even be bothered.
i was pissed that CBS got rid of "Medium", but that had nothing to do with Charlie Sheen's income.
let's face it, CBS cleared a $200million + profit a year on 2-1/2 men, so they could MORE than afford Charlie. Ray Romano made 1.5 million an ep. Seinfield made 1.2 million just as an ACTOR, not including his Executive Producer income.
Charlie's dicky behavior brought ratings. Brought income. Not one advertiser quit the show because of Charlie's behavior. CBS is in a tough spot too and they are trying to control the message.
In the meantime, Charlie really needs to get help.
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Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 8:23pm.
@Noir Easter: I'm totally Team Charlie. You know why?
Because the networks are greedy little asshole fuckheads too. They use actors and news people until they can't be bothered anymore and then unceremoniously dump them. Just ask Dan Rather.
Charlie has been a drunk, a druggie and a whore fuck his whole life. He was doing this during 8 years of CBS making huge profits off him. He was beating his wife, hiring whores, talking shit, getting arrested and CBS kept him. WHY??? Because HE MADE THEM MONEY!! Only when Charlie called out his Jewish producer, that's when the trouble started.
You can be anti-anything in Hollywood EXCEPT anti-Semitic. Then your career is over.
About the wives, I don't feel sorry for any of these women who marry Charlie Sheen. He is and always will be disaster. They took him anyway. Sometimes, women make shitty choices consciously.
CBS brought in the big guns to draft that document- to cover their greedy little asses. And while Charlie is acting crazy on the outside, we really don't know what is going behind the scenes.
This maybe the end of the road for Charlie, but I don't think Charlie is going down for the count. In America, there's always a second act. *LOL*
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First ... in this case, they could have "used" Carlos for more profit, but did not ... so that kinda blows all that argument out of the water as hogwash.
Second ... Dan Rather is too noble a person to be used as an example next to Carlos Crackhead, you are talking about 2 entirely different matters (Dan's & Carlos's) like you're confused or over-reaching to make a point.
Along with the anti-semetic "Haim" usage, Carlos made threats of violence against Lorre -and many other outrageous comments against WB/CBS/Lorre.
Carlos is no victim, he's a victimizer.
Again, WB/CBS could have kept Carlos for more profits, but chose not to.
Then, you seem to address the women he's beaten (and shot) as if they "deserved" to be beaten (and shot).
You think about that.
Because I have and I truly hope I misunderstood you.
CBS/WB were smart to bring in the big guns. Whoopdy freaking-do. Carlos violated all over the place like an feces-flinging monkey.
They had every reason and right to terminate the dysfunctional crackhead.
You have all these complaints about "abuse" on "po' bitty Carlos".
Yet you have no sympathy for the women he's physically beaten. Huh.
You have all these complaints about Carlos getting "used for profit" -yet (again) WB/CBS cut him loose, financial loss and all.
Then you rely so heavily on the anti-semetic rationale, conveniently skipping over the myriad of other substantial causes for termination that occured simultaineously.
All of the so-called arguments you made are bogus.
Team Carlos = Team Shithead
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 6:09pm.
Time for a spin off that may survive one more season...that will give the rest of that cast a paycheck while they try to land other shows.________________________________________
i was arguing for a ridiculous switch, but you know what? i think you're right. charlie is funny on the show, but i usually laugh out loud at "the kid" (angus--yes!--something) and jon cryer, as well as other characters. not that i sit down and watch it regularly, but i have caught quite a few shows through the years.
i think a spin off could work.
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