Because We Haven't Seen All Of It Already
Fernando Flores, Our Lady of Cheetos' former bodyguard who hit her with a sexual harassment lawsuit after he claims she tried to get down his chonies and flashed his labia rinds at him, is struttin' his foolery on the ho stroll yet again. This time Fernando is licking his lips, shaking his ass and promising to flat line your retinas by releasing a bunch of nekkid pictures that Brit Brit allegedly sent him. Only your retinas are probably used to it by now since they've already been brought back to life by defibrillator paddles after they died the first time they got a glimpse of her coochieronies.
But Fernando still thinks that pictures will cause Brit Brit's fans to feel SHOCK and DISGUST. After sliding a check between their cleavage, a "friend" of Fernando's told The Sun, "They are really explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans. Fernando says he can prove the photos were taken on Britney's phone and sent to his mobile. He says she sent them last April when she was coming on to him on a daily basis. He left the following month. Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie. There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused."
That dumb fuck Fernando really needs to look up the meaning of the words "SHOCK" and "DISGUST." The only way Brit Brit could ever shock us is if she didn't have Chester the Cheetah's paw print tattooed on her labia. And the permanent state of the swamp weave on her head has totally desensitized us from feeling disgust about anything the ho does. Besides, when you Google "Britney Spears pussy" you get this:
But you also get a dozen eye fulls of her chicken fried Doublelicious crotch sandwich. We've already ventured into that den. So unless Fernando gets pictures of Brit Brit doing something truly SHOCKING (like drinking from a cup that doesn't say Starbucks on it, for instance), he needs to put his mouth hole over a bowl of STFU grits (prepared by Daddy Spears, of course).
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OMG the weave..looks hideous
So busted. I'll definitely pass.
I wouldn't doubt Britshit sent sexay pics to someone, especially in her crazy mode but I find it hard to believe they actually existed for this long w/o leaking so I'd say this is untrue. The whole world has seen her gash a billion times anyway so what's the damn difference?? And the bodyguard has to be a homo...what straight guy would say he was disgusted at pics of a naked female?! Only girls and Mrs. Patrick Campbell say that kind of shit.
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WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
What a beautiful pussy - probably smells better that Brit's.
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can someone get that weave some frontline/advantage mega strength flea treatment....she's probably infecting all the local cats and dogs....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by lora on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by mbar on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:25am.
With the shade of blonde she has, she could almost pull off that trashy, Southern California blonde look. You know, where they wear alot of neon pink and only shop at Pacsun and wear big sunglasses and dye the bottom layer of their hair black. Then at least she would have an excuse for the way she looks. "I'm just a trashy SoCal blonde who doesn't give a shit."
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I know exactly what your talking about! I live in Riverside... and here we call them "Bro Hoe's" and Riverside/San Bernardino is the mecca of Bro's and Bro Hoes...! Also they mostly shop at NoFear...
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I WAS GONNA SAY THAT ("Bro Hoe")!!! But I figured noone would noone what I was talking about. I lived in Irvine for a year, I know all the lingo. It could be a National Geographic special: "Here we have the Huntington Beach Bro and his counterpart, the Bro Hoe."
Bleh, this guy is stupid because nobody will care. We already know she has been promiscuous and she's already flashed her goodies many times. NEXT!
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
yuck.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
This photo of her is - as ever so often - hilarious.
Sans fards, no hairdo, no fancy clothes, harsh light, etc.
Now if we take for instance Amanda Seyfried, she too can often be seen without makeup, hairdo, fancy clothes ... and yet she looks cute.
Shitney here on the other hand, she looks like the disgusting ugly pathetic white trash she most likely is.
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I want to see those pics. Perhaps then we can have a permanent stay against this fucking stinkfilth's autotune.
@SugarFreeRedBull * Waves Back!* Yay a fellow Dlister in Riverside :)
MK is right. That's nothing new! No one would be shocked even if this guy's claims were true, with all the paparazzi shots of her junk.
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@lora: YES!! I live/work in riverside, too. I am fully aware of the trollop dumpling blonde spoiled trash in platform flipflops. Its all the universities. They're the rudest twats ever to clomp their way across the Mission Inn bar.
*waves to you bc u can see from there*
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Submitted by Centaurious: I do feel sorry for guys who are small. I mean, a girl can be flat-chested, but as long as her cooch is in good working order, she's good to go.
I think it is so stupid and superfluous for them making her go through security like that Like yeah right, she could be a terrorists. Hahahaha....the only people these TSA assholes are harassing are children, teenagers and old people. And by god, they never ever get the real ones until they are about to pull the trigger and then only cause it backfired. Not because they actually were on to them.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Ugh. Who would want to see this skank's pie goods at this point? Rancid and smelly. No thank you.
*mails wig tax*
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Maybe her mouth is hanging open because she can't breathe through her nose from all the cocaine she did last night. Also might explain why she is wearing sunglasses in an airport. She looks hungover, miserable and like her hair was done from last night. Then again, she always looks like that.
I'm surprised she still has a career.
Who the hell is buying/listening to her "music"?
You forgot to add the 'horsey' sauce.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:37am.
Shit he could just have pictures of a Arby's Roast beef sandwich and is passing it off as her labia.
i like britney but i get the vibe that her cooch smells of yeast and tuna.
Submitted by mbar on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:25am.
With the shade of blonde she has, she could almost pull off that trashy, Southern California blonde look. You know, where they wear alot of neon pink and only shop at Pacsun and wear big sunglasses and dye the bottom layer of their hair black. Then at least she would have an excuse for the way she looks. "I'm just a trashy SoCal blonde who doesn't give a shit."
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I know exactly what your talking about! I live in Riverside... and here we call them "Bro Hoe's" and Riverside/San Bernardino is the mecca of Bro's and Bro Hoes...! Also they mostly shop at NoFear...
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&sugexp=ldymls&xhr=t&q=bro+hoe&cp=7&ba...
I don't get the weave. Why doesn't she just get a cute cut?
Wasn't there some story about her taking her shoes off on a plane and just about suffocating the other passengers? Maybe she's required to go without socks before flights, to pick up some airport smells to sort of drown out her nasty sweaty boot feet.
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M.E., yes, exactly. I wore flip flops on a trip to Vegas once, and I felt so disgusting, as soon as I got there, I had to shower.
*high fives M.E.*
*misses M.E.'s hand and high fives your forehead instead*
Mike, hehe, ok you're right about that. They really must search inside of that weave though.
*high fives Cappy*
YES! must bring the socks!
cakey - True, most of us normal people who KNOW we are going to be leaving on a jet plane wear shoes with SOCKS to cover the security check.
M.E., yeahhhh buttttt. Even if its summer and I'm wearing flip flops at the airport, I bring a pair of ankle socks to wear through security and then I put them in a ziploc baggie so that they dont touch my stuff. You and I are OCD about germs! You know this already! We must inform the public.
But Britney loves to be barefoot in gas stations, so this does not surprise me.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:06pm.
The most disgusting part of this is that she is walking BAREFOOT through security at the airport. Hello? Think of the nasty germs. Do people not bring socks?
The security folks probably told her, "we don't want to see your sloppy, skanky ass on the scanner, so just take your shoes off and we'll pass you through, k?"
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:09pm.
All along I thought this guy was the classic body guard - fat, bald former XFL player with pituitary issues in a cheap black suit.
Just saw a pic of him and he's fairly handsome and normal looking.
Now if old Brit would MARRY a greasy cockroach/weasel hybrid like K-Fed I have every belief she sent this guy pics of herself in every Tuesday afternoon stripper pose she could contort her bloated bod into.
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Add that she was also swapping panties with strippers, running around without a tampon, exposing her bloody gash, stripping down into her chonies and jumping in the ocean, taking pics with her top off holding daisy's infront of her nipples.....
Elegant Cakey,
I believe at the security check one must remove shoes and all that dumb shit (thanks for nothing, terrorists), but if Shitney KNEW she was going to be at an airport then she could have put a pair of socks on with all that staph shit all over airports. Remember, this chick walked into a public gas station bathroom barefuckingfoot. UGHBLARH! *shudders* She'd probably pick up a cheeto from a public bathroom if under the 3 second rule.
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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:06pm.
The most disgusting part of this is that she is walking BAREFOOT through security at the airport. Hello? Think of the nasty germs. Do people not bring socks?
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Cakey, airport securty makes you remove your shoes, so if she were wearing flip flops, would explain the no socks.
All along I thought this guy was the classic body guard - fat, bald former XFL player with pituitary issues in a cheap black suit.
Just saw a pic of him and he's fairly handsome and normal looking.
Now if old Brit would MARRY a greasy cockroach/weasel hybrid like K-Fed I have every belief she sent this guy pics of herself in every Tuesday afternoon stripper pose she could contort her bloated bod into.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
The most disgusting part of this is that she is walking BAREFOOT through security at the airport. Hello? Think of the nasty germs. Do people not bring socks?
Of course it's true, I think the meds they have Brit Brit on rob her of any sense of normality. I can just imagine the "carnival" that are her "thoughts". Picture dancing dogs, singing cotton candy and elephants balancing on balloons and you pretty much have an idea as to what Brit is thinks about when she's not combing her rat's nest.
Since when is a naked vahohojaygina disgusting unless as DWM says it looks like a frapped out Arby's Roast beef sandwich (that's been mawed on for a half hour by a Mema with no teeth and a salivating problem)
Since I'm in a Opus Dei mood today, I want to see/experience the horror on the backside of her head. You know that shit's gotta be an unwashed mangled oily clump patch with a half of a cheeto and a roach roaming around.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Considering her last few records, I think Brit's fans are well-acquainted with shock and disgust.
I'm waiting to see those so said pictures to prove me wrong. That asshole is full of shit, and out for a dollar where he can find it.
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I hope the pics come out, and all of her fans will stfu knowing what a real mess she is.
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Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:44am.
I'm sorry, is that cat in heat?
does it have it's period?
what am I looking at?
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I think it's the fastener thing for the carseat.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
How about a picture with her hair combed/brushed? That would be a shocker!
lol @ hekki & dwm.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Brit just walks/stands around totally owning her crazy lol. She's in lala land, hair all disheveled hitting on anything that might have a penis. She's been fairly quiet lately; no sign of her out with her boys. Everyone of those damn Disney kids seem to be whacked out sex-hungry drama drunks. They'd fit in at home w/ my fam most days.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Oh Please! HOGWASH.
This unemployable leach is STILL trying to get at BritBrit's FrappFund?! Ain't gonna happen buddy! Too bad he shitted his chances of ever getting hired as bodyguard for anyone notable because of this mess. NEXT!
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DWM lmfao at your avie!! don't be 'a ninjee choppin nobody that don't need 'a ninjee'in!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I'm sorry, is that cat in heat?
does it have it's period?
what am I looking at?
By the way, that pussy is WAY cuter than BritBrit.
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"Giving Charlie a blow job would be like trying to eat a giant piece of dry brisket without any teeth. You're just gumming on that shit and waiting for it to go down. That takes real practice.- MK
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:26am.
I wouldn't spit in her ass if her guts were on fire..and I'm middle America.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I could totally see this as being troof. I mean, she hasn't been to "private" about her love of being naked, so..........
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That cat photo made me LOL. Thanks, MK.
And so fucking what, dude? His whole story smacks of "group of boys trying to get the retarded girl to pull down her pants in the supply closet".
Shit he could just have pictures of a Arby's Roast beef sandwich and is passing it off as her labia.
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:21am.
And why is her mouth always open like she is trying to catch flies?
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She's a breathin'! You want her to suffa...suffa...uh...die er somethin'? She gots ta breathe. Y'all is so hard on her.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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