Miley Cyrus As Justin Bieber

On last night's SNL, Miley Cyrus dragged it up to play Justin Bieber on The Miley Cyrus Show. Yes, this is the reason why the malls are empty, the movie theaters are bare and not one tween screech be heard on the streets. Millions of tweens are in the corner of their closets shaking and crying because their hormones are in a state of paralyzed confusion right now. They don't know whether they want to hump a pillow, come out to their parents or send a death Tweet to a fake Miley Cyrus Twitter account. Clip below:

But really, even though Miley's got Justin's Canadian gangster moves down, bitch looks nothing like him! They should've put a baby mask over her face instead of letting her go out with a Kardashian load of face paint. The Lesbeaver isn't Zac Efron! Ho looks like a butch Chipette or like a beaver dressed up as Mrs. Brady. I just hope Justin Bieber doesn't drop Pedolenza Gomez to date Miley Cyrus as Justin Bieber. That would be some "yodel for the four horsemen" shit.

And if you need more of Miley on SNL, all the clips are here. Maybe it's because hangovers make me vulnerable, but I thought the show wasn't totally terrible! Miley is as irritating as an ingrown pubic hair, but the bitch sort of pulled it off.

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Submitted by Tha M on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 3:18pm.

Though the question has to be asked: would or wouldn't you MK? :)

Submitted by WildGuy on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 3:18pm.

Another reason not to like her...

Submitted by crankenstein on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 8:02am.

Crankenstein

Well - Miley has a lot of nerve dumping on other celebrities - she's such a sign of the diminished talent times we are facing these days.

Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 4:56am.

The part in the Disney sketch when they mention that everyone talks so L-O-U-D is soooo accurate. I think it's the reason Miley can't cross over into films. She feels she has to shout her lines. I bet they have to tell her to tone it down all the time.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 11:46pm.

None of the clips are available in my neck of the woods. For some reason you don't always feel welcome as a European on American sites, but I'm hanging in there because MK is worth it.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 9:38pm.

Irritating as always. Needs a punch in her big toothy face. Nobody wanted to hug her at the end.

I'm really liking Seth Meyers' news though which actually makes me laugh.
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Submitted by BBABH on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 9:14pm.

WTF is wrong with her *cough* *sputter* (bulimia) *cough* face?

Submitted by ronnyk on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 7:47pm.

Oh boy, a cunt plays a twunt. That's good TV.

Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 7:19pm.

I never noticed before but she has Reese Witherspoon chin.

Submitted by sushi on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 7:18pm.

It pains me to say this, but having watched Hannah Montana with my daughter over the years, she does actually have comedic talent. Overacted quite a bit but for as young as she is, I thought she could have a future in sit coms.

She also has a unique (albeit 5 pack a day smoker) voice.

I could actually like her if she didn't really think she could sing.

Submitted by DDT on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 7:12pm.

No desire whatsoever to watch this, but she really does look like the Beib. The resemblance is uncanny!

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 7:03pm.

RustyHooligan's link (see below) is much funnier. I watched the Bill Hader skit, the Miley Show one, her opening monologue, and only part of the Weekend Update before I realized that I still have a brain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg&NR=1

(Oh, and this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaNJPlXk2uM&feature=related)

Thanks, Rusty!!

Submitted by Dirty old man on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 6:47pm.

I stopped watching snl when will ferrell left, and i'm not watching this teenie bopper shit.

Submitted by RedHeadTheGinge on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 6:26pm.

Why did they have her wear chick make-up to play him? That was either lazy on their part or egotistical on her part.

Submitted by Puto on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 6:15pm.

She was smoking Incredible Hulk and not salvia or whatever they call it.

Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 5:57pm.

Take off the 10lbs of eyeliner and lashes and maybe I could see it. Man SNL sucks. Who was that Mary Louise Parker looking chick trying to rub 15 years off her age by unconvincingly trying to portray the Hillblly Chipmunk?

Spekaing of a Kardashian, my mum just came home from the Spurs game and was listing off the celebrities that were there and then she says "and that Kardass girls, the big one was there". Poor Khloe. She'll always be known as the sasquatch even to my mum who has no fucking clue about any modern day celebs. And the sad thing is Khloe's the only likeable one out of them hos.

Submitted by KA on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 5:44pm.

I was a little worried she'd suck or be annoying, but she wasn't. It was actually an enjoyable show. I like The Strokes, so I stuck around for the whole thing. I did not understand the French sketch, but I don't know if I was meant to. The Disney sketch was the best.

Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 5:13pm.

Why can't the little weasel admit she smoked some weed. What the hell is the big deal.

Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 4:59pm.

I felt some anger from her last night tho haven't finished the whole show yet - have it on TiVo.

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Submitted by lalolita on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 4:20pm.

I drank so much last night but I didn't barf, yet I come to Dlisted watched this and managed to make it to the loo to barf. I feel better. I <3 you MK you cure my hangovers.

Submitted by grommet on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 4:19pm.

I thought she was pretty good too actually. I've never seen her in anything but a tabloid so the bar was set low. Still. Not terrible.

Submitted by bitchSpray on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 4:09pm.

miley's wiki page is getting vandalized in 3... 2...
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Submitted by mbar on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 4:11pm.

I like the commentaries about the wardrobe on the Disney Channel. Kids today are digressing. I wouldn't have been caught dead watching the Disney Channel when I was a preteen. I watched MTV. TRL, Real World, all dat shit. I mean I was watching Beavis and Butthead when I was 7. Ren and Stimpy was on Nickelodeon, for fuck sake. I had a talking Ren doll that said, "You fuck stupid idiot" and "Go play with your magic nose goblins." When I was a preteen, kids were like adults in a kid's body. Kids today are pussies.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:58pm.

This clip wasn't really funny... *sigh*
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:44pm.

I thought she was pretty good on SNL. She hasn't annoyed me as much because she hasn't really been in the tabloids lately. Plus, after being inundated with Charlie Sheen's crackhead chronicles, most celebs seem likeable by comparison (except the Kardashians).
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:44pm.

Submitted by yucko on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 5:10pm.
You'd just have to tune her out when she started talking too much.
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take the "too much" out of this, and make sure the booze flows freely and i'll try to agree with you. ha!

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Submitted by yucko on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:40pm.

Despite the way she talks, I think Miley would probably be kind of fun to hang out with (get drunk with, get high with, whatever). You'd just have to tune her out when she started talking too much.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:37pm.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 4:58pm.

Miley and Justin have the same sort of facial hair growth, so she's a good choice to play him.
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and they also share the same lack of talent.... and the the whole "Billy Ray want's to fuck them both" will bring them so much closer together.... what? it's a vulgar joke, but it gave me the opportunity to say... hi, MS!!

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:32pm.

I like anyone who can make fun of themselves and not be all put out about it.

Like others have said, she was a good sport AND, as much as it pains me , I didn't hate the girl.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:28pm.

Miley and Justin have the same sort of facial hair growth, so she's a good choice to play him.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:24pm.

I think she was funny. She was a sport about it, anyway. Her Lohan was pretty weak, though.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:20pm.

"And like do you speak Canadian and have you gone through puberty yet?"

Pretty funny skit, Chipmunk face was pretty good, not afraid to make fun of herself. She was better than January Jones at least. I liked the Strokes' first song. The usual SNL, some good, some not.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:11pm.

uuummm... "Saturday Night Live" is still on the air?... without Bill Murray?... tragic... i just can't wrap my head around this.

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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:09pm.

As if THIS is going to help the sexually confused tweens and teens out there?!

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Submitted by flori-duh on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 3:00pm.

Kitler
Well I was expecting to hate on her but she was really pretty good...that French skit was weird but da bomb

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 4:19pm.

I do try, but when pushed I can be a bitch royal..but only when pushed.

Co-sign.

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Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 4:15pm.
This is why you are loved, because you give everyone a fair shake, you just can't help being loveable and it's not in your nature to be an evil douchebag. What are ya gonna do huh?
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Submitted by Jana on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 2:48pm.

can't view the clip from my igloo.

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 4:12pm.

I'm really beside myself for thinking she was funny as Bieber. It's so not like me... I think I may be broken. :(

This is why you are loved, because you give everyone a fair shake, you just can't help being loveable and it's not in your nature to be an evil douchebag. What are ya gonna do huh?

Submitted by thebutlerdidit on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 2:43pm.

She actually was fine, had some good moments. The problem, (as always w/ SNL these days), is the damn writing. They usually have two skits that do well, and the rest they seem to start with good ideas, and fuck them up. They also didn't seem to know how to write for her. As a kid, or as an adult. They did the same thing many years ago with Brit Brit. She really was up for anything, so there's no excuse for the Face Cream and Cruise Ship sketches. How they made it on air, I dunno. The Strokes had one good song, one meh.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 2:42pm.

I'm really beside myself for thinking she was funny as Bieber. It's so not like me... I think I may be broken. :(

Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 2:42pm.

FAIL

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 2:41pm.

Oops defined- I didn't mean to be all copy-cat :p

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 2:39pm.

God I can't stand that twat but the skit was pretty good. I love the chick that does Miley! Check out the other skits, the Disney acting school was fuckin funny & spot on! I love Kenan, he's a GD riot=))

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Submitted by Vermithrax on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 2:34pm.

Ugh, that stupid player never works for me.

Submitted by Defined1 on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 2:34pm.

I thought she was alright. I don't actually mind Miley Cyrus. I love how she has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber. The Disney Channel Acting School thing was spot on. I'm forced to watch the Disney stuff when I am babysitting my nieces and nephews, so I know this shit. Makes me miss the refined days of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

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