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If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.~Bertrand Russell

methinks thehoustongirl hazhonreys.

houstongirl,

Wherefore art thou such a fucking loon?

You're about as intelligible as Charlie Sheen.

I mean, wow. For real.

OMG lmao @ thehoustongirl!!!!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:52pm.

Thanks Jack. I think I will!

Submitted by thehoustongirl on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 1:56pm.

I've been on Dlisted since 2007 and some of you need to get a FUCKING LIFE!!GET LAID OR SOMETHING!!! Jana isn't the only one who "acts" that way A LOT of you dumb whores act that way but feel some sense of entitlement (LIKE A LOHAN) because you post here everyday and don't have a life outside the internet. Fucking losers and FUCK YOU. Comments goes downhill over the years. Quit crying over bullshit ITS JUST THE FUCKING INTERENT You don't KNOW these people! So called "Adults" yeah right.

*rolls eyes*

Some of you aren't WINNING apparently in life (online and offline) Sad state of affairs!!

Bye gone to lunch! Again, I don't comment just read the comments so fuck off in advance with your so called "snark" no you're just a fucking whiny loser.

You may have a point but when I see someone talking shit about the mentally disabled it's OPEN SEASON, internet or not!

I care so little what you cunts think that I post TWO comments about how I don't care, and won't come back to respond, but I'll edit my original post so that it comes out on top.

Yeah.
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Submitted by Centaurious: I do feel sorry for guys who are small. I mean, a girl can be flat-chested, but as long as her cooch is in good working order, she's good to go.

Submitted by thehoustongirl on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 1:56pm.

o.O who are you talking to?

Good one w/ the troll tag, MK.

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Submitted by Centaurious: I do feel sorry for guys who are small. I mean, a girl can be flat-chested, but as long as her cooch is in good working order, she's good to go.

With yalls little "cliques" and all that...this isn't High School and no you can't "relive" that shit over just because you weren't shit in HS. Sorry and its sad that you can gather that from the desperation/crying leaking from the comment. Go smoke some fucking CRACK if you're that sad in life. With your fucked up job, spouse (if you're lucky enough to have one), dumb assed kids from DUMB ASSED PARENTS. Sorry you have to take your anger our on Dlisted!! hahahahahahaha

I haven't called any names but a hit dog WILL holler. Take that shit how you wanna. GO ON AND BITCH AND MOAN and let other posters know what a sad piece of shit you are. WHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMBALANNNNNNNNNNNCEEEEEEE!
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I've been on Dlisted since 2007 and some of you need to get a FUCKING LIFE!!GET LAID OR SOMETHING!!! Jana isn't the only one who "acts" that way A LOT of you dumb whores act that way but feel some sense of entitlement (LIKE A LOHAN) because you post here everyday and don't have a life outside the internet. Fucking losers and FUCK YOU. Comments goes downhill over the years. Quit crying over bullshit ITS JUST THE FUCKING INTERENT You don't KNOW these people! So called "Adults" yeah right.

*rolls eyes*

Some of you aren't WINNING apparently in life (online and offline) Sad state of affairs!!

Bye gone to lunch! Again, I don't comment just read the comments so fuck off in advance with your so called "snark" no you're just a fucking whiny loser.

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I survived Hurricane Ike!!!

Submitted by mmm...kay on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:03pm.

you should post more often. I can't keep up with the funny bastards either but it's fun trying.

And breakdown: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Classic.
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@mmm...kay, there there, honey. Its okay. Don't censor yourself in fear that someone will trip on you. Let's hug it out bitch. ;-)
*adding - I must have missed a bunch of shit from jana. she's like two diff people. Half the time ass kissing, the other half chapping ass.
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Submitted by Centaurious: I do feel sorry for guys who are small. I mean, a girl can be flat-chested, but as long as her cooch is in good working order, she's good to go.

As fucked up as Jana`s statements were, Fraggle`s took the fucking cake. I guess she was embarrased enough to delete her hateful shit last night, or someone reported her..................
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.

I just watched a few minutes of this mess on mute. All I get is manic, non-stop movement, usually being hurled at one of the many cameras, which by the way he has trouble looking directly into, angry eyebrows, hair loss, two wing men, one who is hiding in the background next to an equally embarrassed martyr, I mean goddess, and california shutters in an otherwise suburban setting. I sense that depressive is about to kick in but watching is too creepy for me and so I stopped at 3 minutes. Three minutes I will never get back!!

Oh damn. We're all on fire this Monday. *passes flask around*

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Anyone that is a regular here knows that Jana is missing significant portions of her medulla oblongata and to ignore her.

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Okay here goes.....I've been a Dlisted member for 3 years now but never comment because I can't keep up with all the witty and fabulous posters on here. I look forward to reading the comments on all these threads but lately this Jana cunt has been pissing me right off. Jana's posts REEK of desperation for attention. I wish I could run into this fellow Canadian and drop kick the bitch. These comments she made about her sister are just too much. SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A SISTER, she's just making shit up in the hopes that somebody will acknowledge her. FUCK OFF JANA.

Regards,
A Dlisted Fan

Sorry if I've offended anybody out there.

I just watched part two, or episode 2 where he's taping a phone call with someone. OMG!

Carlos has completely lost his cabesa. It's gone. He's clearly high as fuck in that clip.

Stop giving him air time!

How much you wanna bet that ridiculous green T-shirt with the money symbol on it that Charlie wears over and over has never seen soap and water in its life? You just know it smells like shit.

Why are you guys surprised by what Jana said? You must have short memories.

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aysh
I'm just annoyed because in the mid-90s amongst the hipsters of lil' ole' Brisbane, describing someone excellent as a 'winner', or something exceptional as 'winning' was part of our slanguage. Now he's wrecking it!!! I have to hear him say it all the time, and it ain't the same thing!

aysh

I have a younger sister who is physically handicap, one cousin who has Downs and another with all kinds of things wrong with him. I would NEVER in a million years call my sister cripple or my cousins retarded. Jana is not sounding like someone who is 'frustrated'; she sounds evil. And, if your entire family feels the way you do, I feel sorry for your sister.

*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all

Just read back in the comments to find Jana's and I have to ask: what is HER mental age vs physical age? I have a developmentally delayed (aka retarded) son who will be 14 years old next week (emotionally/mentally he's maybe 10 or 11, I really don't know because I don't have any idea what "normal" is). His younger brother is autistic. We were at the older son's friend's birthday party saturday. He has brain damage from a messed up birth. Let me tell you, I saw more love in that room from the friend's family and friends than I've seen in a long time (outside my own home, naturally ;) It was beautiful to see everyone accepting the friend for who he is and accepting my sons for who they are. I received compliments on how lovely my sons are (yep, I'm bragging). The friend's big sister is very active in his life, helping mom and as far as I can see, NO ONE is embarrassed by him.

I don't normally do this but today is special...to all the people who stare at us on the train: fuck you! To all the people who think "retards" should be put in institutions: fuck you! To anyone who says handicapped people are an embarrassment: fuck you!
To all who judge us: fuck you!

Thanks for the vent/rant. I'll worry about my karma later. :)

OMg jana what a smug cunty thing to type!! No backtracking can erase that foul shit. What a rancid heart you must have!!!

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Submitted by Centaurious: I do feel sorry for guys who are small. I mean, a girl can be flat-chested, but as long as her cooch is in good working order, she's good to go.

Broken record. He's really riding this wagon fucking hard.

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I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

I was wrong about Charlie Sheen. Episode One was unwatchable but Episode Two really had it's moments.

http://twitter.com/#!/burning_plastic

I keep hearing fart noises.

sheesh, get a fucking therapist, bitches. Or get a job. you clearly have too much time on your hands and are not creative enough to make decent use of it.

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 10:34pm.

Going to bed.

For all you dlisters:
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Never realized it before but those three chords are the same as the verses to "Waterfalls." Maybe even the same key (too lazy to check). It kinda gives the lie to Gaga's "genius."

Going to bed.

For all you dlisters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG0wi1m-89o

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 10:10pm.

Bjork, I ♥ you and have post its and quilted pilliows strewn around the house etched with our brilliance☺♥

On another note, I'd like to ivite Jana to a lovely downtown area of SW Atlanta for a day or two. Just sayin...

f Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

bjork haha
Hope u are keeping out of the rain. Streets are flooded over here

Submitted by babyruthnotdookie: "Fraggle you are the dumbest person I have encountered on the internet for at least 2 weeks"

Honey, you ain't been reading the posts closely enough because there are quite a few. Trust.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie: "...Skimmed over the the other comments..."

Ahem, I hope, no expect, that you fully read everything that I post, type it out on post its, and paste them all over your house.

"Every time Charlie or one of his minions says the word winning, your soul will take a shot of its own vomit"
Preach it, MK, I love you more with every word you type.

Submitted by gucci on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 9:10pm.

at this point i think charlie should beg mr levine for his job back. at least then he'll be getting paid (millions) for being an unfunny boring human being.

I could give an eff about two and a half tards, but, the grips,the lighting crew, the make-up artists, the sound crew and the other actors are screwed out of a job and ONLY because of "WINNER" douchebag here...which in my not so humble opinion, is pretty damned lame, low, scummy, sleazy and immature.

Hi, I glanced at the comments and don't want to know, but I did have to say Saturday Night Live is really a horrible show. The Charlie Sheen thing was unwatchable, and he cannot be parodied by simply repeating what he says, and he can't be topped because the specatacle of the real thing is greater than any impression. That Miley Cyrus thing was awful, too.

Now as for Charlie himself, anyone that watched his live unedited and endless interview on TMZ knows that there isn't that much to say. They ran of things to ask him. The dude in the Adidas jacket wasn't exactly Barbara Walters, but was weak even for a paparazzi. He's used to yelling at people for 2 seconds as they run but sit him down with the biggest story going and he asks "what should I ask you?"

Answer: Nothing. It's pretty obvious that the shock has worn off and details about his custody battles are really no more interesting than any other messy divorce. His little show here? Boringgggggggg. Charlie needs to slow down a bit with all the interviews and make people wonder what he's up to. Or forget he exists. But either way the Charlie Sheen show is cancelled.

http://soundcloud.com/burning_plastic
http://twitter.com/#!/burning_plastic

AGH OK not to go OT again but-

I just heard from my cousin that my sister was bragging "I'm not on the pill, my ob/gyn says I'm extremely fertile".

She's fertile because she's 21 years old and a filthy cum dumpster for every unemployed skeevy POS who comes sniffing around. Won't use condoms or other BC (pills, patch, shot, etc) UGH

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at this point i think charlie should beg mr levine for his job back. at least then he'll be getting paid (millions) for being an unfunny boring human being.

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nikki Taylor is still hot as hell

Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 9:00pm.

http://www.indians.org/welker/maya.htm

Try and learn something, internet warrior ninja bitch.

Submitted by farfel on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 9:01pm.

Fraggle, why are you so full of hate? And full of shit?

Actually, nevermind. I don't want to know. I, like the gobbler, uncle brain-fart, and countless others will continue to ignore your stupid ass.

Already an epic FAIL.

Ignore my 'ass' by not even referencing me. There. Solved it for you, genius.

Fraggle you are the dumbest person I have encountered on the internet for at least 2 weeks

Jana, as the sister and caretaker of 2 mentally retarded siblings, you are a fucking disgrace. Do you think your sister ASKED to live that existance? Who the fuck do you think YOU are? You are nothing but stupid, smug, ignorant bitch. Your sister is the one who lucked out by not realizing what a cunt you really are. And your family should be ASHAMED of YOU and their behavior.

Skimmed over the the other comments and STEP THE FUCK OFF IF YOU ARE MESSING W/MY UBF!

That is all.

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12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

I dunno, Babyruthturd, tell me what it's like to call yourself an American-African or an American-Asian or an American-Italian or an American-Irish?

Please, do tell me how my Mayan ancestors should be nullified simply by proxy of my native brethren landing on American soil?

OMG

Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 8:51pm.

did you say native Indian? Thats super smart

Yes, because Native INDIANS are originally Mayan Indians, genius.

so fraggle tell us all what its like to be Native Indian?