Saturday, March 5th 2011
Mi Vida Caca
And for Lady Caca's next trick, she'll show up in Toronto looking like the outcast cholita sister of GLOW's Hollywood & Vine named Echo Park Avenue. Bitch is giving us "hooker chola wrestler" and I'm confused as to what my emotions are telling me. The half of RiRi's old bowl cut that's hanging over Caca's forehead is bringing out a certain Amy Wino-ness in her face that I've never noticed before. Again, this confuses me.
But the only thing I do know for sure is if that Caca wants to earn the chola name of "La Tuck Girl," she's going to have to be jumped in. Chola glamour don't come free. So cholas of L.A., Vaseline up your face, stick those razors in your hair, cue the Debbie Deb and do this!
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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 2:50am.
You think she'll get her tits done next?
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 5:49pm
On Secret Diary of a Call Girl I believe the plastic surgeon called them "tubular". Billy Piper had the same breasts pre child as well. Breats like that do exist, although I've never seen them on a girl my age (24) with breasts that are smaller than a C. Chalk it up to the many variations of the natural breast I guess.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 3:49am
I used to feel the same way. And then she got her nose fixed. Wasn't as into her after that. She went all Christina.
... vile. just. vile. ...
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 2:26am.
I've always had stretch marks, but they're pretty light in most areas.
I think it might have to do with developing super early. There's no crime in that.
I actually like that Lady CaCa has an overbite. I have one like hers. I used to contemplate having my jaw busted open and rearranged to correct mine, but because she's got a relatively solid hetero male fanbase, I vicariously don't feel like I need that surgery anymore.
Besides, my lips are fucking amazing. I may have my share of body image issues, but I've gotten so many compliments on my mouth.
Caca and I actually have a lot of physical flaws in common, and I've learned to embrace mine because of her acceptance. That's one thing I can't say anything negatively about.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Look at the moron wearing the "Lady Gay Gay" shirt. You are a Dumb-Dumb. That's all.
And the stretch marks on the boobehs! I didn't know you could have stretch marks on pretty normal-sized breasts. It's not like she's a size DD or anything. But hey, I have weird stretch marks on my arms from a teenage growth spurt so what do I know. I think her body is pretty decent but I feel like I can smell her crotch from here.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 10:08am.
I tend to agree, if I'm not one of those people but I truly don't think so. :-P
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 10:00am.
It's called skinny-fat. This is what happens when your entire career* relies on nothing but snorting mountains of pure Columbian Booger Sugar. You'd think with all that laying on her back to get ahead she'd be a little bit more toned.
*=Image.
On another note, I feel that Lady Gagreflex might be histrionic not only because of her pathological need to be the center of attention, but also because she's shallow. She exaggerates her focus on image. It's also said that histrionic people are exhibitionists and tend to dress sexually provocative. Then again, I only really learned about the highlighted features of a histrionic personality last week in class, but she reminds me of everything I've learned about the disorder so far. I'm no professional but I'm really just guessing.
Then again, don't all assholes have one personality disorder or another?
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
chinnifer maniston is histrionic. whiny, attention-seeking bitch.
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 6:47pm.
I heart my boobs. :)
Me three. ♥
My breasts managed to nourish one child and succumb to one male pervert.
Bitch has some low hangers. Just bought the new issue of Vogue with her on the cover, and I am amazed at how far up her own ass she is.
ETA: I heart my boobs. :)
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
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Her boobs look regular to me. I have to agree that we're used to seeing round bolt-ons so much that we forget natural boob sag. My Little Pony Parker also has similarly shaped breasts (pre-childbirth to boot). Tis true, many breasts are shaped that way and have natural sag from the beginning. There's this one website that has a "gallery" of regular breast photos and the majority of boobs are rather saggy and far from "perfect", not even on the 21 year olds.
Histrionic indeed!! Nothing like a cunt that hangs around after her time has loooong been up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
There's only so many steaks that she can use as an outfit. This one-trick pony's 15 minutes are nearly up.
I laugh out loud every time I go to youtube and someone comments on what a "genius" or "legend" she is. I'm pretty sure that kids who are her fans now are going to grow up and in a few years ask themselves "What was I thinking when I listened to Caca?".
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
If CaCa spent just one half the time she spends on make-up and putting on her next ridiculous costume into working on writing and performing good music, she'd be amazing.
Even Ziggy Stardust himself wore the same costume more than once, for chrissakes.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Histrionic personality disorder, having looked it up, besides the attention-seeking it doesn't fit this idiot Caca. It better fits Angelina Jolie.
I thought it was Bobby Trendy...
I give her credit, she's made alot of money of people who have no taste in music.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 2:26am.
Gag-Gag is a classic example of someone with a severely histrionic personality.
Why, you can see examples of that daily on this site--and not just from the celebs.
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Oh, my... did Lady GaGa get a gunt?! I'm all for non-skinny women, but this is disturbing.
MIss Thang- I think her nails are disgusting! No man likes that and even if you don't care what men like, it looks gross. I bet she's afraid to wash her hands for fear of breaking them (whether real or fake I noticed bitches with super long nails never get their hands wet, or clean anything for that matter). Cochina. I wouldn't call that round, they're more pointy vampire-ish. But still not hot.
Yawn!!! Same shit, different day. Cover your stuff, harlot, now that'd be something to see.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 2:30am.
We learned about that personality disorder this week in Abnormal Psychology. Seriously, everything about Lady Swamptaint reeks of every feature.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
@Khensu
Thanks for "histrionic". I had to google it, but I love learning new words. This one fits Caca like a glove.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Gag-Gag is a classic example of someone with a severely histrionic personality.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
This picture just screams fabulosity! Bitches! I'll cut you all with my hidden blade in my weave!
I call "The Emperor's clothes" on this one. Someday soon people are gonna see her for the artsy fartsy, vapid, narcissistic, fugly twat that she is.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
See, I find her sexually intimidating even though I know she tries way too hard. She was much prettier during her "The Fame" days, but sadly, I'd like to look like this bitch. A lot of my type of men find her attractive. Looks are the only thing remotely redeeming about this twat.
I hate my tits. I wear a 40 DD cup, but my tits aren't round or perky as I'd like. However, I blame gravity for weighing them down. I started developing whenever I was nine years old and have been wearing bras ever since. First chance I get, I'm fixing these suckers.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
It's too bad she's so F'Ugly!
Nice Body, Nice Talent I like her music, she's over the top on her exhibitionism, but her face is so fuckin ugly, she looked better when she was plain old Stephanie.
Sorry, GaGa but it's more like GaG. GaG.
Nothing quite screams "I'm trying way too hard" like the facial expressions she's making in the second, fourth, fifth, and last thumbnails. In fact, it looks like she's just releasing a tremendous, spicy, pizza belch.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Put some clothes on you fucking hosebag.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. GagMe is way too fucking image conscious to be avant garde to present herself without her taint and/or ass hanging out. All she cares about is being sexual.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
You know what, I like my boobs.
I think they look okay. They are probably around the same size as hers.
However, I am in my 40's so wtf is up with Lady Gaga's tube socks stuffed with tennis balls.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 3:24pm.
YES, let us expound, expatiate, and extrapolate!!
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Kelly's mom: "There is no need for that language you dirty mouth!"
Kelly: "You're thinking of masturbate, Mom. Extrapolate's different."
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Submitted by CANDI on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 9:13pm.
his tits sag so much due to his lil monsters feeding off them so gosh darn much. mama monster nourishes them with his bodily fluids.
LMAO
Gross.
LMAO!
his tits sag so much due to his lil monsters feeding off them so gosh darn much. mama monster nourishes them with his bodily fluids.
Between this Caca post and the one of Kei$hit, I am getting an overload of a trailer trash, $5 street-
walker and PROSTITUTION WHORE vibe.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 2:48pm.
Alice Cooper is essentially Baby Jane with a beak
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This comment, and the whole post you made, get an A from me.
Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 7:55pm.
That's what real breasts look like folks. We are so used seeing plastic fun bags like the gutter mouthed classless Kockrochians have.
Really? Mine only ended up looking like that after I had my daughter and breast-fed her for 6+ months, before that my breasts were super upright and perky A/B-cups. My best friend had huge boobs from a very young age so hers naturally sagged from the sheer gravity, but, for A/B-cups to sag like that just surprises me.
Ho-hum.
I'm yet to see any "real breasts" which look like the depressed teabags on Caca's chest.
That's what real breasts look like folks. We are so used seeing plastic fun bags like the gutter mouthed classless Kockrochians have.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 4:10pm.
... I can be a passive/aggressive cunt if I like.
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So sweetly passive/aggressive I could just eat you up!
Everyone here is more entertaining than Laddy GagGag.
You know, I don't usually make negative comments about womens' bodies, I mean I never do, but I have to say that her body is one of someone who got skinny using coke/amphetemines, not of someone who is a picture of health. It's really unappealing, and it makes her outfits look even worse. So unattractive, and intentionally!
GOD BLESS THE TESTICLE-STUMP-PITTS!
-Submitted by agirl on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango: "Between this unholy mess and the Ke$hit post, I do believe MK's managed to kill all erectile function among the Dlisted community for the next week."
You lightweight!
Newsflash: Some women's tits just grow like this, it doesn't take any weight loss or aging or breastfeeding.
Anyway, are any of you ladies getting into the whole "round fingernail tips" trend? It seems so old-ladyish/witchy-poo to me. I like mine a nice medium between square and round, but I notice a lot of starlets doing this extreme round to pointy nailtips and I feel off-trend.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
I'm always amazed at how well gaga keeps her tuck in check...
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another boner killer
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I'm surprised MK isn't all over this. I've always thought Gaga may read this site. If you listen to her songs she has a few MK-isms (like sipping on Andre).
She looks sort of Lily Allen circa 2008 with those weird thick bangs and the hoops. The purple lipstick is fug and the leopard thong? I don't get the need to wear undies over tights. I wish she'd put something on. We get it she likes to show her ass cheeks, change it up.She looks like a cheap whore, it's not sexy or avant garde.
Mousie and Sad Girl weep at that outfit
Nothing worse than unsexy people trying to be sexy.
She could easily pass for a Motel 6 hooker named "Tanqueray."
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